Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Adamska,

Come on, tell us about your father; you know you want to. You want to finally tell someone how much he hurt you. And what about your mother? Tell us about her. Did you even have any parents growing up? Were you an orphan?

You love to give it out. You're a fuckin' pro at insulting people! You've been a bully all your life and you love Kiwifarms. But you know why you have this evil inside you - your parents instilled it in you.

Tell us about your father. What kind of relationship did you have? Tell us about your mother. What kind of relationship did you have with her.

I had the greatest parents ever who loved me very much and did everything they could for me! I loved them both very much. Let's hear you say the same.

I'd prefer to hear about how much tequila your mom downed while she was pregnant with you.
 
@Adamska,

Come on, tell us about your father; you know you want to. You want to finally tell someone how much he hurt you. And what about your mother? Tell us about her. Did you even have any parents growing up? Were you an orphan?

You love to give it out. You're a fuckin' pro at insulting people! You've been a bully all your life and you love Kiwifarms. But you know why you have this evil inside you - your parents instilled it in you.

Tell us about your father. What kind of relationship did you have? Tell us about your mother. What kind of relationship did you have with her.

I had the greatest parents ever who loved me very much and did everything they could for me! I loved them both very much. Let's hear you say the same.
lol your parents are dead
 
"74-year-old --- stole some ballots in Broward today." - Ch 7, 00:11

@Overchek,

Let's hear about your parents. Did they love you? Did you love them? Tell us about them.
 
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lol your parents are dead
And he destroyed their will to live to boot.

So let's get a bit more into why I'm pretty sure Brad struggled with remedial English in his first and only year at John Hopkins; his screeds have spelling errors and he riddles it with piss poor formatting and intentionally poor phonetic spelling. The way he writes now would have been thrown out of a high school English course actually. This alone to me suggests... what, barely passing? Flunk? So with this in mind, and knowing he hasn't had any math or science tutoring since literally 10th grade, where else do you think he failed in his years at school?

Also, feel free to predict and hypothesize why it took him almost a dozen colleges to get a degree most morons can do so with ease.
 
@bacterium ,

Really, we all want to know about your parents. Were they loving to you? Loving to each other? How did they raise you to be so hateful?
 
Also, feel free to predict and hypothesize why it took him almost a dozen colleges to get a degree most morons can do so with ease.

I do notice that Brad has spent very little time discussing any success he had in traditional classroom environments. On the other hand, he was quite clear that he did not pursue math after 10th grade. It's very difficult to obtain any kind of higher degree without taking college level math of some kind, though it's conceivable that he was able to wiggle around the requirement after enough transfers.
 
Well they're still alive, so there's that.
What kind of relationship to you have with them? Do you love them? Do they love you? Did they raise you well? Let's hear more about your parents and your relationship than than just "they're still alive".
 
@ChurchOfGodBear / evil ---,

Let's hear about you from age 16-18. Just what did you accomplish for those three years?
 
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@ChurchOfGodBear / evil mothefucker,

When I was both a junior and senior in high school, I made All-State Orchestra as timpanist. I was accepted into the country's oldest and one of the best music conservatories in the world - Peabody in Baltimore - and it had just become part of Johns Hopkins University. I was playing professionally and teaching professionally at age 16.

Let's hear about you from age 16-18. Just what did you accomplish for those three years?
And look at you now.
 
@ChurchOfGodBear / evil mothefucker,

When I was both a junior and senior in high school, I made All-State Orchestra as timpanist. I was accepted into the country's oldest and one of the best music conservatories in the world - Peabody in Baltimore - and it had just become part of Johns Hopkins University. I was playing professionally and teaching professionally at age 16.

Let's hear about you from age 16-18. Just what did you accomplish for those three years?
I'm not following, Brad. While I respect your musical training, my post pertained to your academic rigor, and I am not under the impression that your musical performances earned you credit toward your degree. Am I mistaken?
 
@hood LOLCOW,

How familiar are you with string theory: M-theory, superstring theory, supergravity theory? They're quite complex. GOD=7_4 takes their most basic essence of 6 or 7 dimensions of hyperspace + 4 common dimensions. No sines and cosines needed for that.
 
Hey, everybody! Somebody's changing the rules!
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Funny thing is, I don't even have dog because of allergies. I have no pets at all.

Anyway, anyone who thinks I'm being treated unfairly, feel free to contact your friendly neighborhood moderator -- but don't feel like you have to. I know I'm more intelligent than the person involved because I don't have to copy-pasta the same meaningless lie over and over again, and that's all I really need.

By the way, did you all notice when he raised me to 20,000 years? I'M SPECIAL! :story:
 
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