Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
"Uh, Ok. There's nothing wrong with being gay as long as it's done tastefully." - Brad

Subject exhibits crude grasp and execution of wit.
Lacking a bit in style and originality, but comedy is subjective I suppose.
 
Personally I would have said a brick wall got laid more often


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"Wrong. Jesus the Christ was not gay; he was married to Mary Magdalen who was first married to John d' Baptist and had his son John the Apostle"

1. Brad misses the point
2. Brad isn't Jesus

One day he'll figure it out, then that moment will be snuffed out as he does another rail.
 
"I have'nt had a gut in two years, 11919l9311E1819."

His spelling is at the same level as most of his humor.
If he doesn't have a gut, he should prove it.
 
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