Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[SP 199]

@Bones,

You love Donald Trump 666, why? Please tell me and feel fee to elaborate. I AM not talking anymore - Hillary lost and I lost here.

Because I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon

 

[bacterium]

@bacterium,

Quite a spin you gave that.

Atheists wrongly believe that there are no consequences for their actions and that there is no afterlife.

Of course there are consequences to your actions.

@bacterium,

Tell us about yourself. What do you do for a living? Girlfriend? You're an atheist, right? And what observations do you base that on? What's your hobbies? What books have you read lately? Did you vote for Donald Trump 666?

I breathe, I sleep, I eat.

I don't currently have a girlfriend, nor am I actively looking.

I am an atheist. I base this on lack of evidence. And my belief is that if your god is going to send me to hell just for not believing in him, he is an arrogant price and doesn't deserve me.

What 'is' my hobbies? My hobbies 'are' reading, learning and trying to better myself. Sometimes video games, though not lately.

I just finished Mr. Mercedes by Stephen King. Before that was The Fireman by Joe Hill and The Windup Girl by Paolo Bacigalupi, which I strongly recommend. Currently I am reading Perdido Street Station by China Mieville.

I did not vote for Trump. I reluctantly supported Hillary, as I felt she was the lesser of two evils. Sadly my state went red for the first time since Reagan.

Any more questions?

/powerlevel

 

[CatParty]

Everybody,

Everything has changed today. Donald Trump 666 is President-elect and I quit. I AM tempted to post something I've discovered, etc. But that's the old scenario.

I recognize that all you guys who constantly attack me do so because you are supeior to me. I recognize that. Now I sin-cerely want to know why that is - what makes you guys so supeior to me and answer that without attacking me. Appaently my religious beliefs are wrong, so let's hear the fucking truth then!

Come on, let's hear all about you winners!

lol calm down, loser

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Everything has changed today. Donald Trump 666 is President-elect and I quit.

How does a guy with no job and no hobbies quit something?

 

[voiceguy]

Let's hear about you - all about you.

As has been pointed out, there are rules in this forum:

Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.

I broke that rule once, I won't break it again. I can, however answer some of your questions without revealing new details of my personal life.

We know that you're convinced that you're smarter than I AM. Why is that again?

Because I've proven it time and again on this very thread.

We know you don't believe that Jesus son of Joseph was the prophesied Messiah of the Jews, why is that?

I have made no secret of the fact that I am a Jew, and as such I believe what the vast majority of Jews around the world believe.

We know that you don't believe in reincarnation. You just believe that death is the end - period. Nothing else? That's really bleak. Tell us how that feels to live with that belief.

Like most Jews (and Christians as well) I believe I will live with God in Paradise -- in spit of what some hack troll on the internet has said.

What is it again that you do for a living?

Same as you -- nothing. In my case it's because I'm retired, not because I'm lazy and crazy.

Any friends?

More than you can count.

Let's hear what makes you so fuckin' special!

I've never been arrested:

I've never broken one of God's Commandments.

No, mothefucker. No attacks on me, lets hear about you - nothing about me. Don't even mention me. Everything has no changed.

Wow! Posted that before I even had a chance to respond. Nobody here ATTACKS you, Dude. We just point out the stupid things you say and snicker a lot. A LOT!

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Can someone point me to the book in the Bible where Jesus chimped out on Pontius Pilate?

Exactly. I quit. I was Jesus, but that was a long time ago. And let's think about what did Jesus do after his near-death experience on the Cross. He hung-out for 40 days in Jerusalem and Galilee and then he split for ? Did he have enough? Those 39 lashes and crucifixion appears to have driven him away from Judea and away from any more mission work. He quit.

I gave it my best shot and with only a couple exceptions, no one - Republican or Democrat - heeded my discovery of Donald Trump = 666. So, I quit.

Now, let's hear about you. Were you born with that cute little name of 'BlueArmedDevil'? Or as a plumber's assistant, did you pickup that nickname by getting stuck up to your elbow in a toilet full of Tidy Bowl?*


*Synchronism: 13:40 "Trump defeated Hillary's 'blue wall of defense'." - Wolf Blitzer on CNN

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Atheists have no morals - no sense of right and wrong. Their dogma states that there is no justice in this Universe and there is no afterlife. These superstitions have been proven wrong by science.

Their morals are based on humanism rather than a "great beard in the sky" that judges them one way or the other. They judge themselves as they are judged by their peers every single day.
A person that derives his morals from a "divine entity" is more likely to do others harm in the name of said entity. Also a person that refrains from doing something bad out of fear to be punished or something good in hopes of being repaid by a "god" is not a good person at all. They are inherently selfish.
That is, however, not meant to say that religious people have no own sense of morals, it just means that atheists derive it from somewhere else and have a responsibility towards humans rather than mythological beings.

I deny that.

Then please feel free to explain to me how Gematria is even compatible with linguistics. If you just "deny" it out of principle, it makes you look like an immature, petulent fool.

That's a lie.

Yes, what you said is a lie.
You said that Gematria isn't part of Linguistics "yet" and will "eventually" become part of it (see below, where you repeat that statement). That means the statement is not true now. Therefore a lie.

That's false and it certainly isn't up to you, 11919815125.

As I said, Gematria attributes "importance" to words based on an arbitrary value within an arbitrary value system. In your case, you use simple english gematria to find 4s and 7s in it. That is your personal arbitrary system. I previously used the same valuing system, but looked for values of 135 and 65.

Linguistics does not concern itself with a vague, non-definite idea of "importance", it doesn't put words through a valuing process.
Linguistics is studying how (for instance) the english word "Knight" and the german word "Knecht" (servant) are related.

False. There's nothing arbitrary about counting the number(6) of(2) letters(7) in(2) a(1) word(4)/name(4)/phrase(6) and then using that number* symbolically. There's nothing arbitrary about the alphanumeric cipher of A=1, B=2, C=3...Z=26 - it's the simplest code there is.

The entire process is arbitrary and the very existence of different ways to value the letters/words is proof that you are wrong with this one, dude.

No, linguistics is alot more than that. What have you read on linguitics?
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistics

So at least you bothered to read the wikipedia article. After going on record stating that wikipedia is not a good source. One of many inconsistencies.
Note that I posted a link to a scientific definition earlier in this thread (one which shut down this debate back then cause you knew you were cornered, btw).

You can if you want. I never heard of 'heuristics', what is that?

Google that.

Wrong, but one of us is a BIG fool. The near future** will answer, "Which one?"

See above:
You admit that the statement is not true as of now. Therefore it's a lie.

Atheists wrongly believe that there are no consequences for their actions and that there is no afterlife.

"Let him who is without felony records cast the first stone."

 

[John Furrman]

Come on, let's hear all about you winners!

Well, I have people in my life that I can be around, and as a result, not have to post on this stupid forum all the time for attention like you have to and have been doing for months. This thread is all you have. This thread is your crowning achievement. You defend it religiously as your numerology nonsense.

Let me reiterate: This thread is all you have and will ever achieve. Nobody cares about your bullshit other than us. You need us more than we need you. You're obsessed with us, not the other way around. You wouldn't make 20+ posts a day if that weren't true.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Appaently my religious beliefs are wrong, so let's hear the fucking truth then

I thought most religions commanded people to be calm and not chimping out. Did I follow the wrong version of Islam &/or Christianity this whole time? Tell us more.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@ChurchOfGodBear,

No, no, this isn't about me anymore. Do you like to watch Star Trek? Play video games? Let's hear about your superior beliefs!

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

Everybody,

Everything has changed today. Donald Trump 666 is President-elect and I quit. I AM tempted to post something I've discovered, etc. But that's the old scenario.

I recognize that all you guys who constantly attack me do so because you are supeior to me. I recognize that. Now I sin-cerely want to know why that is - what makes you guys so supeior to me and answer that without attacking me. Appaently my religious beliefs are wrong, so let's hear the fucking truth then!

Come on, let's hear all about you winners! Because if there is a tragic misfortune in your life, I'm gonna endlessly tell you that karma gave you that tragic misfortune and pray that more tragedy befalls you

FTFY!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Exactly. I quit. I was Jesus, but that was a long time ago. And let's think about what did Jesus do after his near-death experience on the Cross. He hung-out for 40 days in Jerusalem and Galilee and then he split for ? Did he have enough? Those 39 lashes and crucifixion appears to have driven him away from Judea and away from any more mission work. He quit.

Calling Jesus a quitter. Thank you Brad. I say genuinely, from the bottom of my heart: Thank you.
I really needed that laugh.

 

[YankeeTrader]

@YankeeTrader,

You don't have a criminal record? Is that true? So what do you do besides nothing? Nothing besides attacking me here because you're clearly superior and this is your mission in life. Does your life have a purpose besides attacking me?

I have no criminal record. I have a few traffic citations that were dismissed because I can read and understand English, and properly dealt with them, so no felonious activity occurred.

My life has a lot of purpose. Some of it involves having fun, which is why I'm here. If you don't like it, and feel you're being attacked, you're welcome to leave.

@YankeeTrader,

That's an attack. COME ON! Things have changed. Just talk about how wondeful it is being you! Do you have a job?

Boooring!

 

[GolgoXIII]

Oh my sweet Jesus, Brad Watson came to pay us a visit.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@ChurchOfGodBear,

No, no, this isn't about me anymore. Do you like to watch Star Trek? Play video games? Let's hear about your superior beliefs!

This thread is, indeed about you, as evidenced by the thread title
Brad WatsonJesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory. As I said before, discussing my personal life in the thread is what we call "Powerleveling", and is against the rules as per the above:

• Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.

Not to mention the fact that comparing ourselves to lolcows is also specifically against the rules:

• Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

So Brad, I won't be able to have this discussion with you as its a violation of two forum rules. If you are that interested, we will need to take it to a PM.

 

[voiceguy]

I AM not talking anymore - Hillary lost and I lost here.

Exactly. I quit. I was Jesus, but that was a long time ago. And let's think about what did Jesus do after his near-death experience on the Cross. He hung-out for 40 days in Jerusalem and Galilee and then he split for ? Did he have enough? Those 39 lashes and crucifixion appears to have driven him away from Judea and away from any more mission work. He quit.

I gave it my best shot and with only a couple exceptions, no one - Republican or Democrat - heeded my discovery of Donald Trump = 666. So, I quit.

Now, let's hear about you. Were you born with that cute little name of 'BlueArmedDevil'? Or as a plumber's assistant, did you pickup that nickname by getting stuck up to your elbow in a toilet full of Tidy Bowl?*


*Synchronism: 13:40 "Trump defeated Hillary's 'blue wall of defense'." - Wolf Blitzer on CNN

@ChurchOfGodBear,

No, no, this isn't about me anymore. Do you like to watch Star Trek? Play video games? Let's hear about your superior beliefs!

For someone who isn't talking anymore, he sure does say a lot, doesn't he?

If you say Jesus quit, then you're debunking all of Christianity. That's not a very nice thing to do, Dude.

 

[Kartoffel]

@Kartoffel,
I don't do numerology - I get accused of that by those who have never studied numerology at all (like you). They figure they don't have to think about my theories and new scientific information that conflicts with their beliefs by just calling it "numerology" and then they get to just dismiss it and me. Time47 will change all this.

Why should I waste my time studying numerology? I've got to deal with enough real math in my life, so I don't have to fulfill some weird fetish like you obviously do.
And I just used that word to not use "gematria", because I was too lazy too look up its writing. It's both bullshit juggling with numbers, so I use both words interchangingly; because in the big picture it makes no difference.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Awesome, Brad is the featured thread right now

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Awesome, Brad is the featured thread right now

I think Brad is ground zero for the Post-Hillary salt flow.

 

[Kartoffel]

Awesome, Brad is the featured thread right now

Does that make us the cool kids now? Or Brad an exceptional lolcow?