Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Wrong, wong. I do what I want.

And that's exactly the reason why you are al lolcow. Because you somehow think that YOU wanting something is all you need to say and preach and do whatever you want. It isn't.

Then you don't believe in reincarnation. Everyone has their beliefs including what they believe will happen to them after death. What's your belief? You've never been to another Earth-like plan-it, do you believe in them?

Case in point. Your worldview is so centered on yourself, that you can't comprehend the simple fact that other people think differently than you. What a shame, that someone who claimes to be the reborn Galileo still doesn't get that not everything revolts just around himself.
 
This guy has the delusional ramblings of people like David Koresh and Ted Kaczynski ... minus the actual IRL "accomplishments". Also incredibly boring.
 
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According to Richard @voiceguy, we're all going to end up as DEF once we die.

I never said that. That was you putting words in my mouth, another of your favorite pastimes.

Sheesh, Brad. If you read Revelation, you would know that the AntiChrist is supposed come to power. It's the job of the Second Coming of Christ to wrest that power from him and throw him into a lake of fire, and then rule the Earth with the Saints at your side for a thousand years of Peace. You've been so busy judging us and blathering on about non-existent planets that you seem to have forgotten the true purpose of the Second Coming.

And now that the purpose has come to fruition, you're just going to give up and call it quits? Seems like kind of a chickenshit savior if you ask me.
 
@Adamska,

Pay attention. All that 'attack me stuff' is over. I QUIT. We want to hear all about you? What were your parents like? Are they still alive?* Do you bully on other Internet sites? I've noticed that there's another thread on Kiwifarms that has more participation than this one: I Got Caught Masturbating. Have you shared your experiences there?... Uh, on second thought, I don't want to know that.** Do you have any pets? Do you cruely bully them?


*Synchronism: 17:06 "Do you have any suicidal thoughts?" - Otezla ad. "7 Stages of Consideration" - Carmax ad. **17:11 "Can you filter out that information?" - Capt. Picard
 
@Adamska,

Pay attention. All that 'attack me stuff' is over. I QUIT. We want to hear all about you? What were your parents like? Are they still alive?* Do you bully on other Internet sites? I've noticed that there's another thread on Kiwifarms that has more participation than this one: I Got Caught Masturbating. Have you shared your experiences there?... Uh, on second thought, I don't want to know that.** Do you have any pets? Do you cruely bully them?


*Synchronism: 17:06 "Do you have any suicidal thoughts?" - Otezla ad. "7 Stages of Consideration" - Carmax ad. **17:11 "Can you filter out that information?" - Capt. Picard
Brad, if you'd like to know more about the Farms, feel free to check out some other threads.
 
@TaterBot,

Fist-time here? Too bad you missed the old days. I've quit being the Christ. @voiceguy is thee guy now. Do you agree with his theory on the afterlife? Anyone being the chosen one has to have the answer to the aftelife. Don't you agree, BaterTot?
 
Nope. Same characters/actors, but they return* later for that episode.


Yes, his screen name is YankeeTrader. Wow! You threw me a hanging-curve right over the middle of the plate and POW!


*17:01 "If the Romulans have returned to this sector..." ST: TNG

I'm still right. I never implied I was referring to the episode.
 
Brad, if you'd like to know more about the Farms, feel free to check out some other threads.
I AM not going to check out any other threads. I've smelled the dog shit, I don't need to taste it, too.

Do you write elsewhere on the Farms? If so, why? Were you bullying alot - A lot - on the Internet before you came here? Do you bully off the Internet? Did you used to get your ass beat alot when you were young?


Synchronism: 17:26 "Tell me, what is it like for the hunter to lie down with the prey?" - Star Trek

"It's just an empty shell (a dead body) - treat it as such." - Klingon philosphy. They don't believe in reincarnation. @voiceguy, it seems your afterlife explanation (DEF) is inline with the Klingons! Were you awae of that?
 
Brad, I don't know if you're still blocking me, but on the off-chance Null cleared your block list or something, now that Trump is our president are you planning on returning to your home planet or immigrating to Canada?
 
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Do you write elsewhere on the Farms? If so, why? Were you bullying alot - A lot - on the Internet before you came here? Do you bully off the Internet? Did you used to get your ass beat alot when you were young?

If you knew anything about the Farms(and you've made it abundantly clear you don't), you'd know there are entire sections of threads discussing all matter of topics ranging from movies to art to politics to just about anything.

But you don't, because you live in a vacuum and freak at anything you can't control or bend to fit into your flawed theories. And now you've been proven wrong again with Trump winning, but this time you can't spin it.

I guess that's what happens when you buy into your own bullshit too long. When it all goes wrong you're wholly unprepared.
 
I AM not going to check out any other threads. I've smelled the dog shit, I don't need to taste it, too.

Do you write elsewhere on the Farms? If so, why? Were you bullying alot - A lot - on the Internet before you came here? Do you bully off the Internet? Did you used to get your ass beat alot when you were young?


Synchronism: 17:26 "Tell me, what is it like for the hunter to lie down with the prey?" - Star Trek

"It's just an empty shell (a dead body) - treat it as such." - Klingon philosphy. They don't believe in reincarnation. @voiceguy, it seems your afterlife explanation (DEF) is inline with the Klingons! Were you awae of that?
Well, that's a gosh darned shame, there are lots of great threads on the Farms. You're free to check out my posting history if you'd like to see which ones interest me. I will remind you that answering lots of personal questions in your thread would be against forum rules, so I must decline that. You are welcome to message me with any questions or insights you might have on those subjects.
 
Oh my god, Trump broke Brad! My faith in America level has returned to 100%! :heart-full:
Ya, Donald Trump 666 Antichrist, the millions of antichrists that voted for him and the demons here won! I quit.

So, tell us about yourself, Johnny Bravo. Do you believe in @voiceguy 's DEF theory? Do you agree with the Klingon view of the afterlife? It's similar to voiceguy's just with motorcycle gangs/warriors in space and in the afterlife.
 
Remember guys, Brad needs to find his balls again within 42 or so months and then round up a posse to push Trump and Pence in to Mauna Kea or whatever volcano he wants for the prophecy to come true. If he can't do that, then he proves beyond a shadow of a doubt he ain't Jesus reincarnated or whatever.
 
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