Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[buffaloWildWings]

hey buddy FUCK YOU

Hey there, fella
With the avatar colored yella
Whatcha tryin' to prove?
'Cause that's my lolcow there
And I'm a kiwi who cares

 

[Kartoffel]

Don't call me Dude and I AM the luckiest guy in the world...

Theory of Luck Equation

Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contributions 4 + blessings 4]​

I hate to repeat myself, but on the other hand I know you will deeply appreciate it:

Theory of Brad's Theory of Luck Equation​

Suck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contributions 4 + blessings 4]​

with
karma: Times you refrained from making fun of him
modesty: Times you declared yourself as Jesus
desire: The amount of desire to shamelessly brad (One desire equals the desire needed to brad as much as the daily amount of brading of an average Brad).
actions: Times you chose the dumb rating for Brad's posts.
abilities: Times you pointed out calculation mistakes
contributions: Times you tried to explain in depth whats wrong with his brading.
blessings: Times you refered to Brad in a sarcastic way.
and of course suck: Kinda self explanatory. In percent.

Ya, I don't 'play by the rules that others try to unjustly inflict upon me. And I AM the focus of this thread, I AM no lolcow. You reincarnating lo cows need to ease up on that crap.

A lolcow is a person we laugh about, because it explodes at the sligthest provocation. We figuratively milk it, for lulz.

Fuc you. My private life is none of your business. You don't know how to respect many things.

Translation: You don't know how to respect me, me, me, me, me, me! Me!

Fuc you, Richard. It is YOU who have an obsession with me - you are my Internet stalker. It is YOU who got banned from here because you threatened me.

It's not exactly stalking, when the victim jumps up in front of you and asks to be confronted.
Also, "fuck" is written with a k on end. It has FOUR letters not only three. But perhaps it doesn' fit into your geriatric numerology?

That's none of your business. You're so obsessed with me - you spend all day, every day thinking about me.

I revoke my earlier statement about you not giving off autistic vibes. You clearly lack a working theory of mind, else you would not think @voiceguy thinks exactly like you do.

Everyone should imitate President-elect Donald Trump = 666 and not pay their taxes.

You're such a rolemodel, Brad. What does your girlfriend think about you partaking in tax fraud? I heard this kind of crime is very serious business in your dear liege's new domain.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Dynastia,

FUCK YOU, PUSSY! You're anonymous because you're afraid. What a cow ard.

NEWS ALERT! GOD - this Universe as omniscient quantum computer - knows everything about you including what you're thinking.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I AM the luckiest guy in the world...

If you're the luckiest guy in the world then you won't need to puss on your toe fungus. Also is the toe fungus a bad karma from stealing?

 

[Graffiti canvas]

@Dynastia,

FUCK YOU, PUSSY! You're anonymous because you're afraid. What a cow ard.

NEWS ALERT! GOD - this Universe as omniscient quantum computer - knows everything about you including what you're thinking.

Then it knows you have that folder of loli you touch yourself to.

 

[YankeeTrader]

FUCK YOU, PUSSY!

- Jesus Christ

 

[voiceguy]

Don't call me Dude

I know, you consider Dude to be disrespectful. NEWS FLASH: I don't respect you, Dude.

And I AM the focus of this thread, I AM no lolcow.

The focus of any thread on this forum is a lolcow. You are no exception.

You don't know how to respect many things.

I respect my friends, I respect my family, I respect my neighbors, I respect GOD. You're the one who doesn't seem to respect anything but yourself. Look at the past 800 pages if you don't believe me.

It is YOU who have an obsession with me - you are my Internet stalker.

I'm not obsessed with you, you are obsessed with us. That's the only reason I can think of that you would keep coming back here.

It is YOU who got banned from here because you threatened me.

It is you who has gotten banned from dozens of internet forums because you don't know how to behave. You've even been banned from this forum for a while. You threatened my family. I responded. You went whining to Flowers for Sonichu, the only administrator you had a chance of getting to listen to you. He banned me, not so much for your request but for reasons he explained to me in a PM and which I accept. FFS has since been relieved of his administrator status. Who you gonna whine to now, Dude?

That's none of your business. You're so obsessed with me - you spend all day, every day thinking about me.

I asked a friendly question about your job. I spend most of my days working with friends on online animated films and watching movies I have transformed to anaglyph 3-D. Watched Star Wars (1977) in 3-D this morning. It was awesome!

Everyone should imitate President-elect Donald Trump = 666 and not pay their taxes.

I'll be sure to tell the IRS you said that.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

A lolcow is a person we laugh about, because he explodes at the sligthest provocation. We figuratively milk it, for lulz.

And you will be literally milked for 10,000 years. I AM now going to get a glass of milk.

It's not exactly stalking, when the victim jumps up in front of you and asks to be confronted.

@voiceguy / Richard has followed me all over the Internet. He's truly obsessed with me - ask him.

Also, "fuck" is written with a k on end. It has FOUR letters not only three. But perhaps it doesn't fit into your geriatric numerology?

FUC: Five United Continents (In this UN Council of Security (FUCCS), Australia is included in Asia and Antarctica is excluded.)
I don't do numerology; only an 9491520 would continue to think that. Perhaps you won't live until your 57, thus not having to endure some young asshole calling you "geriatic". Karma is a bitch!

I revoke my earlier statement about you not giving off autistic vibes. You clearly lack a working theory of mind, else you would not think @voiceguy thinks exactly like you do.

@voiceguy / Richard will readily admit to following me around the Internet and spending alot of time thinking about me.

You're such a rolemodel, Brad.

That's why I write here.

What does your girlfriend think about you partaking in tax fraud?

That's none of your fucking business!

I heard this kind of crime is very serious business in your dear liege's new domain.

Like Donald Trump, I pay no taxes. Like Trump, my actions aren't a crime. Unlike Trump, I don't pay a high-priced evil lawyer alot of money to avoid paying taxes. I found the loophole on my own. Clever, huh?

 

[YankeeTrader]

FUC: Five United Continents (In this UN Council of Security (FUCCS), Australia is included in Asia and Antarctica is excluded.)

So, Five United Continents me? Brad, that makes even less sense than what we've come to expect from you.

 

[Kartoffel]

And you will be literally milked for 10,000 years. I AM going to get a glass of milk.

Yes, because deep down you miss your mommys bossom so much. Did you declare yourself to Jesus, because that is the only man she only ever truely showed unconditional love?

I don't do numerology; only an 9491520 would continue to think that. Perhaps you won't live until your 57, thus not having to endure some young asshole calling you "geriatic". Karma is a bitch!

I didn't call you geriatric, I said "geriatric numerology". Also, we agreed on this thread that numerology means gematria and vice versa. We even had another tag added to celebrate that occasion.
Also wouldn't Karma be a bigger bitch by favouring me? It even has a reason, you called it a female dog, I never insulted it like you.

That's none of your fucking business!

Hey, I'm not trying to snap her away from you. Does she know that you're so jealous? We should notify her.
Dynastia, do you know coincidently where his girlfriend lives?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I'm not obsessed with you

That's a lie. Admit to the other Farmers how you've stalked me on Facebook, http://7seals.blogspot.com , http://7seals.yuku.com and elsewhere.

You threatened my family.

That's another lie. I'll repeat it for the 7th time... Your karma killed your wife, caused your daughter to move away, and gave you allergies. Got it?

I responded.

With a crazy Internet stalker's threat.

You went whining to @Flowers For Sonichu, the only administrator you had a chance of getting to listen to you. He banned me, not so much for your request but for reasons he explained to me in a PM and which I accept.

I did NOT request that he ban you. I informed him of your posts here.

FFS has since been relieved of his administrator status. Who you gonna whine to now, Dude?

G-D.

I asked a friendly question about your job. I spend most of my days working with friends on online animated films and watching movies I have transformed to anaglyph 3-D. Watched Star Wars (1977) in 3-D this morning. It was awesome!

We are not friends. I've told you this several times before but you're delusional and need psychiatric help. And eveybody writes it as 3D not 3-D which looks like subtraction.

I'll be sure to tell the IRS you said that.

Please do. I AM going to get a sign printed up that says...

Follow Donald Trump 666
Don't pay your income taxes! ​

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Your karma killed your wife, caused your daughter to move away, and gave you allergies.

What religion permits gloating about the loss of other people, Brad?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@YankeeTrader,

You're 421132 as a 1815311. FUC: Five United Continents. Take a look at the Olympic Flag: those five rings represent the five continents where people live with Australia included as part of Asia.

@hood LOLCOW,

What an evil spin that was! Do you accept the law of karma?

 

[YankeeTrader]

You're 421132 as a 1815311

But I'm not a felon.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Follow Donald Trump 666
Don't pay your income taxes!​

@YankeeTrader,

And I AM not evil. Our differences are clear.

 

[YankeeTrader]

@YankeeTrader,

And I AM not evil. Our differences are clear.

Never thought you were. Sad and demented yes, but not evil.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Graffiti canvas,

What's the worst reincarnation you can imagine? Seriously. Can you even give a truthful answer?

@YankeeTrader,

Yet you are sad, demented, and evil.

 

[YankeeTrader]

@Graffiti canvas,

What's the worst reincarnation you can imagine? Seriously. Can you even give a truthful answer?

I'd go with Brad Watson as the worst reincarnation I can imagine. Graffiti, what say you?

@YankeeTrader,

Yet you are sad, demented, and evil.*

*citation needed

 

[Kartoffel]

I'd go with Brad Watson as the worst reincarnation I can imagine. Graffiti, what say you?

I thought exactly the same thing.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

@Graffiti canvas,

What's the worst reincarnation you can imagine? Seriously. Can you even give a truthful answer?

Coming back as this guy https://kiwifarms.net/threads/introduction-to-adf.21155/