Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
I'm still waiting for an answer to the following question:

What deity, in their right mind, would permite a person to reincarnate as a schizophrenic autistic with a numbers fetish when he was previously Abraham Fucking Lincoln and Albert Goddamn Einstein?
 
Everyone,

Today, April 30, is the anniversary of Fuhrer Adolph Hitler's suicide in 1945 as the Soviets neared his bunker in Berlin. His command to have his body burned was no 'coincidence' - There Are No Coincidences (there is synchronism).

Hitler believed in reincarnation and saw committing suicide and having his body burned on Walpurgisnacht as a vehicle to control his next reincarnation. On July 6, 1946, George Walker Bush (Jr.) was born.

Bush Jr. and his Administration repeated over-and-over-again the BIG lies of Saddam Hussein having weapons-of-mass-destruction and Saddam being involved with 9/11 by being involved with Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda. This tactic is right out of Hitler's Mein Kampf. "A BIG lie is easier to get over on the people than a small one" and "People will believe a lie if you repeat it enough."

After leaving the White House, Bush Jr. has done alot of painting and is surprisingly good. Hitler was a painter before going into the German Army in WWI.

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when he was previously Abraham Fucking Lincoln and Albert Goddamn Einstein?
Where did you get those middle names? From their crappy Wikipedia articles?

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Synchronism: 9:30 "We have 47 minutes..." - Madam Secretary on CBS

So Brad, do you have any advice for your next incarnation?
1. Always tell the Truth - worship GOD/the Truth or GOD will 'spank' you.
Big plans?
The BIGGEST - God-incarnate once again. I'll be picking up where I leave off.
 
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having his body burned on Walpurgisnacht as a vehicle to control his next reincarnation.

Oh, do tell us about Walpurgisnacht, won't you, Brad? What about the holiday would have propelled him into the body of his choice?

Also, not for nothing, An Làtha Bealltainn sona dhuit!
 
Hitler believed in reincarnation and saw committing suicide and having his body burned on Walpurgisnacht as a vehicle to control his next reincarnation. On July 6, 1946, George Walker Bush (Jr.) was born.


Walpurgisnacht is freaking terrifying, what with that weird upside-down body and insane laugh. Those dancing dead girls give me the creeps. Thankfully we have time traveling magical girls to protect us from these kinds of things.
 
Or why it took Hitler that long to reincarnate since it's still over a year's difference between his death and Dubya's birth.

That part's easy. He was changing art styles from "correct but stiff architecture studies with few people in sight" to "puppies and kitties." So obviously that took a while for a disembodied soul to master.
 
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Or why it took Hitler that long to reincarnate since it's still over a year's difference between his death and Dubya's birth.
How come Brad Einstein did lay the judgment curse down? Did he not prove Brad Einstein wrong or something?
 
Everyone,

The definition of 'atheism' is the non-belief in GOD, God-incarnate or any gods. But that includes believing in no design to this Universe, randomness/coincidences, no karma, and no afterlife of any kind. It infers that because there is no GOD, no return of the Christ and Judgment Day, that there are no morals - you can do whatever the FUC you want to as long as you're not caught by secular law enforcement because there is no 'non-secular natural law enforcement'.

Atheism is not only a HUGE lie, it's a HUGE no-win gamble. It's not based on logic, science or history. It's based on misinformed egotists and their reaction to misinformed believers who won't integrate logic, science and history into their ancient religious dogma. The return of the Christ as scientist/historian changes all this.

Reincarnation is the Truth - it's both an ancient belief that's held by most of Earth's population and has now been proven in the West by science (google that): Dr. Ian Stevenson at Univ. of Virginia, Many Lives, Many Masters by Dr. Brian Weiss, Soul Survivor - reincarnation of WWII pilot, Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles including the Theory of Luck Equation (ex. Einstein returned as Watson), etc.

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Everyone,

The definition of 'atheism' is the non-belief in GOD, God-incarnate or any gods. But that includes believing in no design to this Universe, randomness/coincidences, no karma, and no afterlife of any kind. It infers that because there is no GOD, no return of the Christ and Judgment Day, that there are no morals - you can do whatever the FUC you want to as long as you're not caught by secular law enforcement because there is no 'non-secular natural law enforcement'.

Atheism is not only a HUGE lie, it's a HUGE no-win gamble. It's not based on logic, science or history. It's based on misinformed egotists and their reaction to misinformed believers who won't integrate logic, science and history into their ancient religious dogma. The return of the Christ as scientist/historian changes all this.

Reincarnation is the Truth - it's both an ancient belief that's held by most of Earth's population and has now been proven in the West by science (google that): Dr. Ian Stevenson at Univ. of Virginia, Many Lives, Many Masters by Dr. Brian Weiss, Soul Survivor - reincarnation of WWII pilot, Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles including the Theory of Luck Equation (ex. Einstein returned as Watson), etc.

 
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Everyone,

The definition of 'atheism' is the non-belief in GOD, God-incarnate or any gods. But that includes believing in no design to this Universe, randomness/coincidences, no karma, and no afterlife of any kind. It infers that because there is no GOD, no return of the Christ and Judgment Day, that there are no morals - you can do whatever the FUC you want to as long as you're not caught by secular law enforcement because there is no 'non-secular natural law enforcement'.

Atheism is not only a HUGE lie, it's a HUGE no-win gamble. It's not based on logic, science or history. It's based on misinformed egotists and their reaction to misinformed believers who won't integrate logic, science and history into their ancient religious dogma. The return of the Christ as scientist/historian changes all this.

Reincarnation is the Truth - it's both an ancient belief that's held by most of Earth's population and has now been proven in the West by science (google that): Dr. Ian Stevenson at Univ. of Virginia, Many Lives, Many Masters by Dr. Brian Weiss, Soul Survivor - reincarnation of WWII pilot, Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles including the Theory of Luck Equation (ex. Einstein returned as Watson), etc.


As opposed to the non-belief in Brad, which would make no changes in how people live beyond maybe finding this thread that more pathetic.
 
@NobleGreyHorse,

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years with 666 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

http://7seals.yuku.com

You're now on my Ignore list. (I AM not sure why you weren't before.)
 
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