Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Today, the 2nd Sunday in May, is Mother's Day. The reason for this choice (by Freemasons) is that Mary Magdalean's birthdate was May 8, 2 BC / 752 AUC. The earliest that Mother's Day can be is 5/8. Magdalean (Spanish: Magdalena) was the wife of John the Baptist and was the mother of his child John (the Apostle). In the Hebrew tradition of the day, the widow married the next-of-kin who adopted any children of the deceased. Jesus son of Joseph was the 2nd cousin of the Baptist.

5/8 in music is a time signature that's not often used, but it comes up. There are Middle Eastern dance rhythms in 5/8. In Latin music (4/4), 'clave' is 5 notes spread over 8 beats.* The overtone series generates the octave (8th) first, then second is the perfect 5th.

Mary #1=58=M13+A1+R18+Y25
Magdalean=58=M13+A1+G7+D4+A1+L12+E5+A1+N14


If Jesus is considered to be God-incarnate**, then Magdalean was the goddess-incarnate.

goddess=58=G7+O+D4+D4+E5+S19+S19

Our 1 Moon has been associated with the goddess in ancient history.

1 Moon=58=1+M13+O15+O15+N14

A single rose was used to represent Mary Magdalean by Renaissance painters.

1 rose=58=1+R18+O15+S19+E5


*Synchronism: 8:44 African drumming. **8:45 "Were they gods or were they extraterrestrials?" - Ancient Aliens, Aliens and Mega-disasters (S4/Ep4, 2012)

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Magdalene

800px-TINTORETTO_-_Magdalena_penitente_%28Musei_Capitolini%2C_Roma%2C_1598-1602%29_-_copia.jpg
 
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Today, the 2nd Sunday in May, is Mother's Day. The reason for this choice is that Mary Magdalean's birthdate was May 8, 2 BC / 752 AUC. The earliest that Mother's Day can be is 5/8. Magdalean (Spanish: Magdalena) was the wife of John the Baptist and was the mother of his child John (the Apostle). In the Hebrew tradition of the day, the widow married the next-of-kin who adopted any children of the deceased. Jesus son of Joseph was the 2nd cousin of the Baptist.

5/8 in music is a time signature that's not often used, but it comes up. There are Middle Eastern dance rhythms in 5/8. In Latin music (4/4), 'clave' is 5 notes spread over 8 beats.* The overtone series generates the octave (8th) first, then second is the perfect 5th.

Mary #1=58=M13+A1+R18+Y25
Magdalean=58=M13+A1+G7+D4+A1+L12+E5+A1+N14


If Jesus is considered to be God-incarnate**, then Magdalean was the goddess-incarnate.

goddess=58=G7+O+D4+D4+E5+S19+S19

Our 1 Moon has been associated with the goddess in ancient history.

1 Moon=58=1+M13+O15+O15+N14

A single rose was used to represent Mary Magdalean by Renaissance painters.

1 rose=58=1+R18+O15+S19+E5


*Synchronism: 8:44 African drumming. **8:45 "Were they gods or were they extraterrestrials?" - Ancient Aliens, Aliens and Mega-disasters (S4/Ep4, 2012)

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Magdalene

800px-TINTORETTO_-_Magdalena_penitente_%28Musei_Capitolini%2C_Roma%2C_1598-1602%29_-_copia.jpg
Yeah, Brad, but what's the weight and volume of a thought?
 
Today, the 2nd Sunday in May, is Mother's Day. The reason for this choice is that Mary Magdalean's birthdate was May 8, 2 BC / 752 AUC. The earliest that Mother's Day can be is 5/8. Magdalean (Spanish: Magdalena) was the wife of John the Baptist and was the mother of his child John (the Apostle). In the Hebrew tradition of the day, the widow married the next-of-kin who adopted any children of the deceased. Jesus son of Joseph was the 2nd cousin of the Baptist.

5/8 in music is a time signature that's not often used, but it comes up. There are Middle Eastern dance rhythms in 5/8. In Latin music (4/4), 'clave' is 5 notes spread over 8 beats.* The overtone series generates the octave (8th) first, then second is the perfect 5th.

Mary #1=58=M13+A1+R18+Y25
Magdalean=58=M13+A1+G7+D4+A1+L12+E5+A1+N14


If Jesus is considered to be God-incarnate**, then Magdalean was the goddess-incarnate.

goddess=58=G7+O+D4+D4+E5+S19+S19

Our 1 Moon has been associated with the goddess in ancient history.

1 Moon=58=1+M13+O15+O15+N14

A single rose was used to represent Mary Magdalean by Renaissance painters.

1 rose=58=1+R18+O15+S19+E5


*Synchronism: 8:44 African drumming. **8:45 "Were they gods or were they extraterrestrials?" - Ancient Aliens, Aliens and Mega-disasters (S4/Ep4, 2012)

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Magdalene

800px-TINTORETTO_-_Magdalena_penitente_%28Musei_Capitolini%2C_Roma%2C_1598-1602%29_-_copia.jpg


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What is this "Magdalean" horseshit spelling? "Magdalene" is an adjective. A toponym, if you like (where a person is called after a place). It means "of Magdala," a town. It's not even pronounced with "lean" as the final syllable, as if it were some energy bar or shake for dieters. There is no word Brad will not dismantle in his quest for his fetishized numbers, so why are we surprised he wants to kill huge masses of people and stuff them into beef cattle (hint: raising that many beef cows isn't even a little tiny bit ecologically sustainable)?
 
What is this "Magdalean" horseshit spelling? "Magdalene" is an adjective. A toponym, if you like (where a person is called after a place). It means "of Magdala," a town. It's not even pronounced with "lean" as the final syllable, as if it were some energy bar or shake for dieters. There is no word Brad will not dismantle in his quest for his fetishized numbers, so why are we surprised he wants to kill huge masses of people and stuff them into beef cattle (hint: raising that many beef cows isn't even a little tiny bit ecologically sustainable)?
I am also a fan of his assigning an arbitrary date to people's births/deaths and acting like it's verifiable fact. Because he watched a kooky tv special.
 
I am also a fan of his assigning an arbitrary date to people's births/deaths and acting like it's verifiable fact. Because he watched a kooky tv special.

Because what is the Julian/Gregorian calendar swap? If we knew for a fact that someone's birthday was the 8th of May nowadays, wouldn't it have been sometime in the second half of April previously?
 
@Brad Watson_Miami, is there any last message you'd like you share with the world before this thread is mercifully closed? Any sort of final wisdom that the world should live by? Any comment on the fact that you want 100 million people to die? Weight and volume of a thought?
 
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I mean it, last I remembered, apparently he was dying of cancer or something, then the person who said he was dying was apparently lying and halal'ed (forgot her name off-hand, but apparently she sperged out when people found out she was apparently lying), then Brad left, then came back, then left again....

....Just.....1,000 pages? Really?
 
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