Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
His dad, Richard Bradshaw Watson died on July 18th, 1999. His mother, Ruth Danner Watson, died on February 14th 2013. It seems his mother (or her family) was involved with golf advertisement or something.

He has an older sister, Sara Watson, born in 1956, it seems, however I think she moved away from Florida, if I am not mistaken.
Interesting that Brad uses "II" to differentiate himself from his father. Generally, a son named after his father is called "Junior", and "II" is designated for someone named after another relative... an uncle, for example. It's weirdly like how Brad insists on calling GWB "Junior" even though that's inappropriate-- both Presidents Bush had different middle names, negating the need for a suffix. If Brad's father was also named "Richard Bradshaw Watson", Brad should be "RBW Junior".

But then, Brad isn't known for following the rules on how things are done.
 
James Comey while under oath yesterday, said 5 times that you
Any comment on why he didn't say it 4 or 7 times?
you said, "This is a battle between good and evil." Yes, it is, and you are evil(48=E5+V22+I9+L12)!

When using the 'Evil=48 Code' of A=49, B50...Z74, it exposes...

Donald Trump 666
D52+O63+N62+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64 = 666
See, you like to throw this out there, but do you really expect people to figure out what this means if they have no clue what gematria is, let alone believe in this parlor trick?

You can fool the fools that blindly follow you like the Italian Fascists did with Benito Mussolini who you are the direct reincarnation of. But you can't fool GOD and God-incarnate - the 2nd Coming of the Christ - with your lies. I've been Judging members of your Administration and some of your LOUDEST supporters. Those Judgments can be seen at http://7seals.yuku.com along with the proof that I AM Albert Einstein reincarnated and have fulfilled the prophecy of Rev 5:1 by having produced the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals"/'Beyond Einstein Theories'. See http://7seals.blogspot.com .
Just imagine the face of the intern that sifts through the mail and comes across this paragraph :story:
The good news (gospel) is that you can't have the 666 Antichrist without the 2nd Coming of the Christ."
So, again, where was the Christ back when Hitler was the Antichrist?

But then, Brad isn't known for following the rules on how things are done.
You know, come to think about it... we should really start calling him "Dick Junior" from now on.
 
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You rewarded Mussolini with Trump's life you tard. You also rewarded Hitler with Dubya's life. That means it's technically your fault for two of the three "beasts" even exist by your own admission.

Jesus, no wonder your parents died from second hand embarrassment; this idiocy every day and watching as their son continuously tantrum quit three different schools must've been a soul crusher.
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami

Did you ever tell your mom you were the second coming? How did you judge her soul when she passed? How long did you wait to judge her? Did you wait for the body to get cold or do you gotta do it quickly before she slipped through the system and pulled a Hitler? I have a dog that was born shortly after after your mom died. Do you think it's her? Do you want to skype with her?
 
@Brad Watson_Miami

Did you ever tell your mom you were the second coming? How did you judge her soul when she passed? How long did you wait to judge her? Did you wait for the body to get cold or do you gotta do it quickly before she slipped through the system and pulled a Hitler? I have a dog that was born shortly after after your mom died. Do you think it's her? Do you want to skype with her?
And the fun thing is he'll call you evil for assuming this, even though he's the one who wants to exterminate 100 million people to keep a certain population size for the world.
 
And the fun thing is he'll call you evil for assuming this, even though he's the one who wants to exterminate 100 million people to keep a certain population size for the world.

lol 100 million people wouldn't do jack shit to this world. A few years and we could double what we lost. What is Brad? A second rate Rosicrucian?

India alone seen an increase of 181,989,496 people or a 17.7% boost in it's population between 2001 and 2011. That's 18,198,949.6 people born a year there alone. Seriously, Brad is terrible at math or research.
 
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Everyone,

This gets a little tweak with the discovery this week of 300,000-year-old human remains...


First, GOD/Nature is both male & female. Second, this Universe is 13.8 billion-years-old, Earth is 4.567 billion-years-old, humans are 2 million-years-old, and homo sapiens are 300,000-years-old.

About 6,000 years ago, God-incarnate as an extraterrestrial human appeared in the Tigris-Euphrates River Valley. He used his DNA(19=D4+N14+A1) to clone himself and created Adam(19=A1+D4+A1+M13) and(19) Eve(19 in Hebrew gematria). Along with their son(S19+on), they then interacted with the humans East of Eden. (The ancients recognized the metonic cycle of 19 years.)

"GOD-guided evolution includes purpose, decisions, panspermia, intelligent design58, complexity, organization, catastrophism, nonrandom mating & genetic drift, DNA & RNA, Y-chromosomal Adam & Mitochondrial Eve, altruism, reincarnation & follow-the-leader/God-incarnate, ET intervention and founder effect." - part of Seal #1; http://7seals.blogspot.com .
 
"GOD-guided evolution includes purpose, decisions, panspermia, intelligent design58, complexity, organization, catastrophism, nonrandom mating & genetic drift, DNA & RNA, Y-chromosomal Adam & Mitochondrial Eve, altruism, reincarnation & follow-the-leader/God-incarnate, ET intervention and founder effect." - part of Seal #1; http://7seals.blogspot.com .

You could literally create an occultism and pop-science buzzword generator that could instantly turn out exactly what Richard takes hours to craft.

I'll bet Watson the Computer could do it, in fact.
 
So if I produce a scroll bound with 7 seals can I be Jesus too?
 
Bill Maher,

You're an atheist who has repetitively mocked GOD, Jesus and Christians to a LARGE audience in order to further your career as a comedian. This has done great harm to society, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 6.10.17 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 10,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publically ask GOD and Christ for forgiveness, do many hours of verifiable community service, and petition this court (in writing) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

You're now part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

There were 7 technical fouls in Game 4 of the NBA Finals last night.
 
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I can imagine what it's like to be an ordinary person around this guy...

"Mail(4) carrier(7),

"You keep(4) putting(7) my letters(7) and packages(more than one 7) into the box near the street rather than bringing them directly to me. You have not brought anything to my door(4) since the time I revealed who I AM to you, when you had a choking seizure from the excitement. You may be overawed with My divinity, but you must COME UP HERE when I call you.

"Sentence: You will be bitten by a dog (4O7) every day for the rest of your career, and when you quit, you will not be reincarnated into a new job for 74 weeks..."
 
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