Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Doctor,

Your order of GOD=7_4 Merchandise was received and passed on to company headquarters. The division re: Christ II Judgments is very busy; the manager has told me there's a 74-day wait. (That's quite a coincidence.) The price is $47 + 7.40 for shipping.

I certainly don't "sign any Judgments in my own blood" - that's sick* - but I do sometimes stop by the factory and piss on some of the maximum Judgments. When you receive yours, take it out of its frame and smell it real good. If you get a strong wiff of urine, you're in the money!


*Synchronism: 15:43 "Sick" - ad on Golf Ch.

Not going to lie, I'd pay extra if you pissed on it. I'd pay you even more if you signed it with your own poo.

So does that mean we're gonna do this? My piss covered damnation letter is your $35 boost to your mission. I'm ready if you're ready. You have an Etsy or something?
 
Can we get a word filter that changes "synchronism" to "coincidence" to reflect what's actually going on?

I say we just worldfilter his personal urls to the wikipedia url about schizophrenia. Maybe the jesustomb url too since he can't stop pasting it despite it being debunked. He's pretty much only posting here because he thinks it's signal boosting his shit.
 
That happened in Star Trek:TNG, so Brad probably won't try to tackle this question unless that episode is airing at the time.

Khan and his crew were also frozen too (well suspended animation), but Brad wouldn't understand such a thing.
 
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I say we just worldfilter his personal urls to the wikipedia url about schizophrenia. Maybe the jesustomb url too since he can't stop pasting it despite it being debunked. He's pretty much only posting here because he thinks it's signal boosting his shit.
While we're at it, wordfilter every rant beginning with "I send the following to the white house" to "I, Richard Bradshaw Watson II, wholeheartedly support Godemperor Trump. He will Make America Great Again!"
 
Everyone - Kiwifarmers and guests,

Every once in a while, I feel it necessary to explain why I post here. After 6 months of this thread, I realized that it's the first example that comes up in a Google search of Brad Watson, Miami. Can't fight reality, so I chose to embrace it.

Most of the members here have been very rude to me - that's why these anonymous Internet bullies are here - and as you can see, they continue to be very rude. As the returned Christ, I've given them their Judgments with maximum sentences. I use the Ignore feature here and sometimes I don't look at their comments at all, other times I do to see if there's anything useful to reply to. After @voiceguy (Richard ---) got banned, there's rarely any intelligent responses.

I've recorded alot of synchronisms here, especially examples of the recurring program/algorithm GOD=7_4. This is part of a scientific experiment I've been conducting for years to show There Are No Coincidences there is synchronism...

You can see the "7 Seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories' at http://7seals.blogspot.com and much more at http://7seals.yuku.com . I also maintain http://RevelationRevealed.proboards.com and write alot on Facebook and Google+.
 
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This is part of a scientific experiment I've been conducting for years to show There Are No Coincidences.

All right, Mr. Science. Show your methodology. How do you isolate and track these phenomena? I would like to replicate your experiment in real time.

I mean, that is what science is, right? Replicable, objective results obtained by repeating the practice under sufficiently similar conditions?
 
You do realize we are the only ones that humor you? Everybody else is wary of you and would never believe what you say. We certainly dont. We are the only ones kind enough to tell you.

Then again your schizophrenia acts on you in frightening ways. I frequently wonder what it will take for you to go over the edge. While I hope that day never comes, if it does indeed happen it will only prove us right.
 
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You are far too petty and vindictive...and far too unintelligent and unscientific... Once again, I have not rudely judged you.
@Mr. X / anonymous cow ard,

Wow!** You have rudely judged me several times now, therefore...

BY the power
77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 7/22/17 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence:* Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years (Maximum) with 1,000 years non-commutable (Maximum)...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com



*Synchronism: 9:06 "Who's resurrected his game." **9:44 "Wow!" - British Open on Golf Channel

You're now on my Ignore list.
 
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@Keerakh,

After the golfer hit a really bad drive off the 1st tee, he announced to the other members of his foursome, "I'm going to hit a Keerakh." "A Keerakh?! What the FUC is that?! A new kind of yellow golf bol?" "I just came back from golfing in Dubai and the Arabic word for mulligan is Keerakh."

The other three golfers just looked at each other in astonishment as the guy then hacked another one short into the high ruff. "That's your last mulligan, uh, Keerakh." The third golfer said, "We're playing golf or as they call it in Arabic: golf." The fourth added, "He hit those two like he was wearing a burqa."
 
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@Keerakh,

After the golfer hit a really bad drive off the 1st tee, he announced to the other members of his foursome, "I'm going to hit a Keerakh." "What the FUC is that?! A new kind of yellow golf bol?" "I just came back from golfing in Dubai and the Arabic word for mulligan is Keerakh." The three guys just looked at each other in astonishment as the guy then hacked another one short into the high ruff. "That's your last mulligan, uh, Keerakh." "We're playing golf or as they call it in Arabic: golf." "He hit those two like he was wearing a burqa."

And this is why I laugh when he talks about scientific experiments. He can't even follow an insult from start to finish coherently.
 
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How do you isolate and track these phenomena?
First, you have to realize that there is a GOD and everything's connected. Then you have to be able to perceive everything happening around you as being similar to a pops symphony. There's a composer/ arranger, conductor, different parts aligning harmonically and rhythmically, and improvisation while listening to others (feedback). You then document the results. I sometimes do that by writing here.
I would like to replicate your experiment in real time.
Go ahead; everyone here should experiment with synchronism.
I mean, that is what science is, right? Replicable, objective results obtained by repeating the practice under sufficiently similar conditions?
Yes. But are you or anyone else equal to me in being able to produce constant*, significant synchronisms? The question is: in reproducing this science experiment, is changing the test subject going to change** the results? Most definitely. Can you produce and document significant synchronisms? You'll have to run the experiment to find out.

Start your experiment by having your TV on while writing here and document what happens/what is said while you post.


*Synchronism: 10:03 "That's why I rely on science." Orkin ad on NBC. **10:05 "Document". 10:16 Brandon (Brad+non) Grace - a Palm Beach County resident - shoots all-time record 62 in major golf championship! He made birdie 4 on 17 to go to -4, he shot 74 yesterday. - British Open
 
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First, you have to realize that there is a GOD and everything's connected. Then you have to be able to perceive everything happening around you as being similar to a pops symphony. There's a composer/ arranger, conductor, different parts aligning harmonically and rhythmically, and improvisation while listening to other's - feedback. You then document the results. I sometimes do that by writing here.

Go ahead; everyone here should.

Yes. But are you or anyone else equal to me in being able to produce constant*, significant synchronisms? The question is: in reproducing this science experiment, is changing the test subject going to change** the results? Most definitely. Can you produce and document significant synchronisms? You'll have to run the experiment to find out.

Start your experiment by having your TV on while writing here and document what happens/what is said while you post.


*Synchronism: 10:03 "That's why I rely on science." Orkin ad on NBC. **10:05 "Document". 10:16 Brandon (Brad+non) Grace shoots all-time record 62 in major golf championship! He made birdie 4 on 17 to go to -4, he shot 74 yesterday. - British Open
Instead of arguing with these clowns we should make that Podcast
 
@Mr. X / anonymous cow ard,

Wow!** You have rudely judged me several times now, therefore...

BY the power
77 vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 7/22/17 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence:* Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years (Maximum) with 1,000 years non-commutable (Maximum)...

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com



*Synchronism: 9:06 "Who's resurrected his game." **9:44 "Wow!" - British Open on Golf Channel

You're now on my Ignore list.
I'm not worried. Many of the people you've cursed with the childishly worded "really awful luck" have ended up with the opposite. In any case you are not the reincarnation of Jesus and you have no power over my afterlife.

It's no coincidence that another schizophrenic musician might as well have been talking to you when he wrote this.
 
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Napoleon (d 1821) reincarnated as Mussolini (b 1883, d 4.28.45)
who returned as Donald Trump (b 6.14.46
Flag Day)
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_Bonaparte
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Mussolini

Hypothesis: Reincarnation has been scientifically proven (google: Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles including Theory of Luck Equation [ex. Einstein returned as Watson]). Therefore, Donald Trump is the reincarnation of someone who is the reincarnation of someone*, etc.

Continued missions, talents, traits, timeline, etc. point to Trump being the reincarnation of Mussolini. (I first proposed this more than a year ago and many synchronisms have 'confirmed' it.) I've considered that Mussolini may have been the reincarnation of Napoleon, but there's a BIG gap in-between those two (62 years).

Experiment: Utilizing the power of 'There Are No Coincidences' and synchronism, last Thursday July 13, Trump was a guest of the French President in Paris for Bastille Day on July 14. On the 13th, they visited Napoleon's Tomb.

I did some more research online and found some new connections made to Napoleon and Mussolini and Trump. After I wrote about my hypothesis on a couple sites, I was convinced of this reincarnation example. I then added it to the 7th Seal on the Title Page of There Are No Coincidences.

Data collected: At this time, c. 12:30, I had the TV on Star Trek: TNG. I practically have this 7-year series memorized, but forgot about the episode where Q portrays himself as Napoleon and wears his uniform. I turned to History Channel and Pawn Stars was on. At 1 pm, a new episode started with this guy coming into the pawn shop and saying, "I have a document signed by Napoleon". That's a BIG synchronism!

Conclusion: Napoleon was reincarnated as Mussolini who returned as Donald Trump.


*Synchronism: 11:45 Jordon Spieth leads British Open at -7 after 4 holes today. - NBC. Trump is at launching of aircraft carrier U.S.S. Gerald Ford. - CNN

Mussolini reincarnated as Trump.jpg

I found this meme online.

@Keerakh,

"Did you hear about the guy who made a hole-in-one on a par 5? That's called* a Keerakh." "You're called a bull shitter. An ace on a par 5 is a condor, or a double albatross, or a triple eagle." "Well, you call it what you want - I'll call it a Keerakh." "I want to call you an asshole, or a double asshole, or a triple asshole."


*Synchronism: 14:07 "(Ducks quacking on TV and in my backyard) It's time to get your ducts clean." - Air Around The Clock ad on NBC
 
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So when is this old going to seek professional help and learn to understand what is written in books/ articles? At this point I believe his girlfriend is just allowing him to act this way online because her, her family, and friends all think it's funny when he constantly acts like a fool.

Napoleon (d 1821) reincarnated as Mussolini (b 1883, d 4.28.45)
who returned as Donald Trump (b 6.14.46
Flag Day)
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_Bonaparte
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Mussolini

Hypothesis: Reincarnation has been scientifically proven (google: Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles including Theory of Luck Equation [ex. Einstein returned as Watson]). Therefore, Donald Trump is the reincarnation of someone who is the reincarnation of someone*, etc.

Continued missions, talents, timeline, etc. point to Trump being the reincarnation of Mussolini. (I first proposed this more than a year ago and many synchronisms have 'confirmed' it.) I've considered that Mussolini may have been the reincarnation of Napoleon, but there's a BIG gap in-between those two (62 years).

Experiment: Utilizing the power of 'There Are No Coincidences' and synchronism, last Thursday July 13, Trump was a guest of the French President in Paris for Bastille Day on July 14. On the 13th, they visited Napoleon's Tomb.

I did some more research online and found some new connections made to Napoleon and Mussolini and Trump. After I wrote about my hypothesis on a couple sites, I was convinced of this reincarnation example. I then added it to the 7th Seal on the Title Page of There Are No Coincidences.

Data collected: At this time, c. 12:30, I had the TV on Star Trek: TNG. I practically have this 7-year series memorized, but forgot about the episode where Q portrays himself as Napoleon and wears his uniform. I turned to History Channel and Pawn Stars was on. At 1 pm, a new episode started with this guy coming into the pawn shop and saying, "I have a document signed by Napoleon". That's a BIG synchronism!

Conclusion: Napoleon was reincarnated as Mussolini who returned as Donald Trump.


*Synchronism: 11:45 Jordon Spieth leads British Open at -7 after 4 holes today. - NBC. Trump is at launching of aircraft carrier U.S.S. Gerald Ford. - CNN

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I found this meme online.

Too bad it takes longer than a year to be reincarnated you fool. For someone who claims to know about reincarnation you'd think you'd know that.
 
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