Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%
  • Total voters
    1,235
Brad Watson_Miami said:
Who do you think you're kidding? GOD? You obviously have no way of knowing what kind of recognition I'll receive in the future as a scientist, religious leader, politician, musician, golfer, park ranger, or tight-jeans model.
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Who do you think you're kidding? Apart from being a golfer (and I use that word loosely) you are none of those things and never will be.
 
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Mr. X said:
Who do you think you're kidding? Apart from being a golfer (and I use that word loosely) you are none of those things and never will be.
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I think he was trying to make a joke, but as usual it fell so flat that most people couldn't tell the difference between him just being stupid and him trying to be funny. What's interesting is that by joking about, I think he realizes that he's none of those things. I'm really curious as to how much Brad realizes that he's a complete loser living off Uncle Sam, and how much his schizophrenia tricks him into thinking that he's all-powerful.
 
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Coconut Gun said:
I think he was trying to make a joke, but as usual it fell so flat that most people couldn't tell the difference between him just being stupid and him trying to be funny. What's interesting is that by joking about, I think he realizes that he's none of those things. I'm really curious as to how much Brad realizes that he's a complete loser living off Uncle Sam, and how much his schizophrenia tricks him into thinking that he's all-powerful.
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He has moments where he brushes up against clarity. One of the biggest of these are when he makes the grandiose claims that his findings will be validated "someday". And he'll be hailed as a prophet/teacher/scientist/god "someday". But he deliberately always puts it off in the distant future. This is the functioning part of Brad saying "I better set this benchmark after I'm long dead, so I won't be around to see the fallout when it doesn't happen." If Brad completely believed that Nestor and 7_4 were true, he would try to make predictions that could vindicate him in the here and now. But no, Brad's grasp on reality ebbs and flows, and when he's on the more lucid end of the spectrum, he hedges his bets.

It's worth noting that one of the few times he made a short-term prediction was when he hit Stage Six, and literally the opposite of what he predicted to happen came true.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
He has moments where he brushes up against clarity. One of the biggest of these are when he makes the grandiose claims that his findings will be validated "someday". And he'll be hailed as a prophet/teacher/scientist/god "someday". But he deliberately always puts it off in the distant future. This is the functioning part of Brad saying "I better set this benchmark after I'm long dead, so I won't be around to see the fallout when it doesn't happen." If Brad completely believed that Nestor and 7_4 were true, he would try to make predictions that could vindicate him in the here and now. But no, Brad's grasp on reality ebbs and flows, and when he's on the more lucid end of the spectrum, he hedges his bets.

It's worth noting that one of the few times he made a short-term prediction was when he hit Stage Six, and literally the opposite of what he predicted to happen came true.
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I like how Stages I stated about Brad have become a thing in this thread lol. I swear, it's more than what he brought to it.


That being said, it may need to be revamped to add things like talking about TV show's he's seen and the poorly constructed jokes.
 
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Vorhtbame said:
Where? Did they nuke your comments? Aww, looks like you're not going to get any worshipers among us Christians today.

Do you have any at all?
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This one is my favorite:

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It's classic Brad "I think I'm funny" autism. He woke up at a solid Stage 2 today.
 
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Odd. I can't even see them. Must be a browser issue; being filtered for too much stupid.
 
Brad Watson_Miami said:
Who do you think you're kidding? GOD? You obviously have no way of knowing what kind of recognition I'll receive in the future as a scientist, religious leader, politician, musician, golfer, park ranger, or tight-jeans model.
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If I'm not mistaken, you claim these are some of your previous incarnations:
Pythagoras, Aristotle, Julius Caesar, Jesus Son of Joseph, Leonardo Fibonacci, Joan of Arc, Leonardo da Vinci, Galileo Galilei, Albert Einstein

So let's do a quick check:
Pythagoras was a very accomplished scholar with signifcant political influence. In his early 40s he had already founded a philosophical school which further increased his influence in and around Croton.

Aristotle had become a reknown philosopher by his mid 30s with a high position in the platonic academy.
In his 40s, he was the teacher of the person later known as Alexander The Great.

Julius Caesar started out on a great military career before he even turned 20. He also engaged in scholarly activities. In his 30s, his political career started off and after a couple more years, he eventually became the most powerful man in all of Europe.

It goes without saying, but Jesus is one of the most influential people on this side of the globe and he died in his early 30s.

Leonardo Fibonacci published his work "Liber Abaci" when he was 27 years old.

Joan of Arc died when she was 19, yet in that short period of time, she managed to impress the french nobility and people alike, inspired hope and reinstilled a will to fight against the english.

By his 30s, Da Vinci was already a famous artist and scholar.

Galileo Galilei had some significant academical achievements by the time he was in his 30s.

Albert Einstein proposed his theory of relativity when he was 26 years old.

Every single person that you claim to have been had made a significant part of their life-achievements when they were almost half your age, Dick.
And what do you have to show for yourself? A degree in music that took you like 10 years to make, an extensive criminal record and when you try to post your "discoveries" on Wikipedia, they tell you to get lost with your unsourced, unscientific nonsense.

Yeah, I'm actually in a pretty good position to say:
The highpoint of your """scientific accomplishements""" is being laughed off of Wikipedia.

ChurchOfGodBear said:
If Brad completely believed that Nestor and 7_4 were true, he would try to make predictions that could vindicate him in the here and now.
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Well, he made a few predictions about Nestor and it's stellar system and when I disproved them, he pouted...
 
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We may have someone almost as crazy as Brad in his comments. Goes by the name of Fred Melisano.


The same Fred Melisno wrote this on a video on Youtube.

Said video.
Fred Melisano1 month ago
"Excellent work my brother I love your heart God is truly your passion one thing needs to be said clearly though the rapture of the church the resurrection of the dead is only tied to Yom teruah that is the divine appointment for this event the sign in Revelation 12 seems to be accommodating the feast of trumpets to let the world know what just took place I pray they get this message before it's too late then it's going to get really difficult this is definitely going to happen one of these fall seasons whether the world wants it or not."

Took awhile, but more insane people started showing up so hopefully this thread will get new content.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Fred Melisano1 month ago
"Excellent work my brother I love your heart God is truly your passion one thing needs to be said clearly though the rapture of the church the resurrection of the dead is only tied to Yom teruah that is the divine appointment for this event the sign in Revelation 12 seems to be accommodating the feast of trumpets to let the world know what just took place I pray they get this message before it's too late then it's going to get really difficult this is definitely going to happen one of these fall seasons whether the world wants it or not."
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Geez, Brad's word salads are sometimes inconvenient to read with all the random numbers and spelling mistakes, but this ungodly run-on sentence without punctuation is almost painful to read.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
If I'm not mistaken, you claim these are some of your previous incarnations:
Pythagoras, Aristotle, Julius Caesar, Jesus Son of Joseph, Leonardo Fibonacci, Joan of Arc, Leonardo da Vinci, Galileo Galilei, Albert Einstein
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I was not Aristotle, he was my student. I was Plato. Socates was reincarnated as Aristotle. And you forgot Carlos Siquenza y Gongora, Benjamin Franklin and Abraham Lincoln.

Planet Nestor was built64 with FOD=6_4. (Page 1064)

I AM on The White House list for daily email propaganda. I just relied with the following...

Donald Trump 666 (using the Evil=48 Code) is the current Antichrist: his actions are the complete opposite of the Christ.

D52+O63+N62+A49+L60+D52 + T68+R66+U69+M61+P64 = 666

"Numbers don't lie", but Trump, his family, and Adminstration are compulsive/pathological liars. They were never taught the importance of The Truth (GOD), they were taught, "Anything it takes to win".

Now I, the Christ, have returned to, "Judge everyone according to their actions". Your eternal souls won't be reincarnated as human for a loooooooooooooooooooooong time! You've been officially WARNED!


- Brad25 Watson77 - Christ77 II

c.c. "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories' - Home , http://RevelationRevealed.proboads.com
 
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