Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@LoverofPie,

I AM saying you are not anyone but an anonymous coward who was attracted to Kiwi Farms because you circle jerk here with other Internet bullies. I AM saying you a delusional schizophrenic who just decided he was going to judge the 2nd Coming of the Christ one day because his brain couldn't comprehend how insignificant he was in the world. I know it hurts to hear such a thing, but I AM simply being honest with you.

FUC you for perpetuity.

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I just emailed this to the White House...


Marc Short
Assistant to Pres. Donald Trump
White House Director of Legislative Affairs


You are a lickspittle to Donald Trump 666 (using the Evil=48 Code of A=49, B50...). You are an evil antichrist and a great harm to the Greater GOOD, therefore...

BY the power(77) vested in me by GOD as the Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4.23.18 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years with 3,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publically apologize, do many years of verifiable public service, and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any contempt-of-court will result in an increased reincarnation sentence.

You're now part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com , Facebook, Google+
 
@Leibowitz,

GOD=7_4 Theory is a Masonic(7,74) Code(4) that's been used since at least the 17th century. 7/4 is July 4th. The pilot of Star Trek The Cage/ The Menagerie used the GOD=7_4 Code with General Order 7 and Talos IV. The '47 Code' is well documented throughout all the Star Trek series - especially TNG.

Take a minute to read http://GOD704.wikia.com .
 
@LoverofPie,

I AM saying you are not anyone but an anonymous coward who was attracted to Kiwi Farms because you circle jerk here with other Internet bullies. I AM saying you a delusional schizophrenic who just decided he was going to judge the 2nd Coming of the Christ one day because his brain couldn't comprehend how insignificant he was in the world. I know it hurts to hear such a thing, but I AM simply being honest with you.

FUC you for perpetuity.

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I just emailed this to the White House...


Marc Short
Assistant to Pres. Donald Trump
White House Director of Legislative Affairs


You are a lickspittle to Donald Trump 666 (using the Evil=48 Code of A=49, B50...). You are an evil antichrist and a great harm to the Greater GOOD, therefore...

BY the power(77) vested in me by GOD as the Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4.23.18 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years with 3,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publically apologize, do many years of verifiable public service, and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any contempt-of-court will result in an increased reincarnation sentence.

You're now part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com , Facebook, Google+
So is that why YOU came to Kiwi Farms? Do you remember that fateful day, you decided to make an account here? After all, you've been more successful here than on all your other platforms and forums combined. Kiwi Farms is proud to be your greatest success story.
 
@LoverofPie,

I AM saying you are not anyone but an anonymous coward who was attracted to Kiwi Farms because you circle jerk here with other Internet bullies. I AM saying you a delusional schizophrenic who just decided he was going to judge the 2nd Coming of the Christ one day because his brain couldn't comprehend how insignificant he was in the world. I know it hurts to hear such a thing, but I AM simply being honest with you.

FUC you for perpetuity.

----------------------------------------
I just emailed this to the White House...


Marc Short
Assistant to Pres. Donald Trump
White House Director of Legislative Affairs


You are a lickspittle to Donald Trump 666 (using the Evil=48 Code of A=49, B50...). You are an evil antichrist and a great harm to the Greater GOOD, therefore...

BY the power(77) vested in me by GOD as the Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4.23.18 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years with 3,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publically apologize, do many years of verifiable public service, and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any contempt-of-court will result in an increased reincarnation sentence.

You're now part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com , Facebook, Google+

Poor Richard came back to the farms all upset. I take it your weekend was shit and had to take it out on someone other than Brenda again? I hope if you actually did write to the White House they take your shit as a threat and respond accordingly.

So is that why YOU came to Kiwi Farms? Do you remember that fateful day, you decided to make an account here? After all, you've been more successful here than on all your other platforms and forums combined. Kiwi Farms is proud to be your greatest success story.
Sad his only accomplishment online is to be laughed at by others.
 
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@LoverofPie,

Closer than usual, but you're still tagging me wrong. It's just pi, no e.

I AM saying you are not anyone but an anonymous coward who was attracted to Kiwi Farms because you circle jerk here with other Internet bullies.

I'm not a coward, I just know better than to post my identity out for all the world to see when dealing with a schizophrenic who has a literal god complex. That's you, for the record.

I AM saying you a delusional schizophrenic who just decided he was going to judge the 2nd Coming of the Christ one day because his brain couldn't comprehend how insignificant he was in the world. I know it hurts to hear such a thing, but I AM simply being honest with you.

You're not the second coming of the christ, and the rest of this is just copied and pasted from mine. You know, Puddle, when they say "turn their words back on them" they mean be clever about it and catch them in a contradiction or something, not to parrot back with minor changes.

FUC you for perpetuity.

It's Fuck. With a k. Like in "Would you kindly fuck off into a wood chipper" "The best part of you ran down your mother's leg after she fucked your dad" and "Brad Watson fucks a lot of big black dick every night."

I just emailed this to the White House...


Marc Short
Assistant to Pres. Donald Trump
White House Director of Legislative Affairs


You are a lickspittle to Donald Trump 666 (using the Evil=48 Code of A=49, B50...). You are an evil antichrist and a great harm to the Greater GOOD, therefore...

I like how "Evil 48" code starts with the numeric value of 49 and doesn't have "evil" equal 48 at all. That's the sort of sharp thinking we expect from you, Puddle.

BY the power(77) vested in me by GOD as the Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4.23.18 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 35,000 years with 3,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publically apologize, do many years of verifiable public service, and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any contempt-of-court will result in an increased reincarnation sentence.

You're now part of a grand scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.

Being rude to Puddle- hundreds of thousands of years, you are a hippo, no parole!
Being helpful to the guy Puddle believes is the literal Antichrist- 35000 years, you are a human, and a plea for further human contact.

We see what you think of as truly evil, Brad.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com , Facebook, Google+

Oh, yes, very legitimate. Much credible. Wow.
 
Closer than usual, but you're still tagging me wrong. It's just pi, no e.



I'm not a coward, I just know better than to post my identity out for all the world to see when dealing with a schizophrenic who has a literal god complex. That's you, for the record.



You're not the second coming of the christ, and the rest of this is just copied and pasted from mine. You know, Puddle, when they say "turn their words back on them" they mean be clever about it and catch them in a contradiction or something, not to parrot back with minor changes.



It's Fuck. With a k. Like in "Would you kindly fuck off into a wood chipper" "The best part of you ran down your mother's leg after she fucked your dad" and "Brad Watson fucks a lot of big black dick every night."



I like how "Evil 48" code starts with the numeric value of 49 and doesn't have "evil" equal 48 at all. That's the sort of sharp thinking we expect from you, Puddle.



Being rude to Puddle- hundreds of thousands of years, you are a hippo, no parole!
Being helpful to the guy Puddle believes is the literal Antichrist- 35000 years, you are a human, and a plea for further human contact.

We see what you think of as truly evil, Brad.




Oh, yes, very legitimate. Much credible. Wow.

Since Yuku has been dropping visitors, where will Richard go when it closes down? If the site continues down this road it'll close down as it'll cost too much to keep up. Even their Facebook page has 244 likes and last updated in 2017.
 
I'm pretty sure that if anyone at the White House even reads this it'll be deleted after everyone finally stops laughing.

I think they have to file everything sent to the White House for a number of years before destroying it and record who sent it in in case anything sent belongs to someone in a criminal investigation.

I know there's around 300-400 people who work with the mail and read it. So the person volunteering get's to have a good chuckle.
 
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Honestly, the purpose of sending letters to Trump kind of confuses me. If Trump is the antichrist, then Why would Brad alert the antichrist that he's into him? Trump could have Brad killed with a wink, if he were so inclined. On the other hand, if Brad is hoping to win Trump over with his theory or whatever, then obviously Trump is a reasonable guy.

It just doesn't make sense. It's the literal behavior of a crazy person.
 
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We should really add everyone he claims to be to his flair.
 
To be fair there are probably dozens of people sending crackpot shit to the WH every day. Brad is just another to throw in the pile.
Brad gets really indignant when you point out to him that his shtick is a dime a dozen in every loony bin this side of Mekkah.

There's no shortage of schizos who think they are the second coming of Christ and everyone has some stupid reason why that's true for them but noone else. But I bet with Brad it's totally special and absolutely true that he's the TRUE and HONEST Christ and not at all like the delusions of all the other schizos with the exact same reasoning behind their claim. :story:

Honestly, the purpose of sending letters to Trump kind of confuses me. If Trump is the antichrist, then Why would Brad alert the antichrist that he's into him? Trump could have Brad killed with a wink, if he were so inclined. On the other hand, if Brad is hoping to win Trump over with his theory or whatever, then obviously Trump is a reasonable guy.
Maybe Brad hopes Trump will one day come to him and hold him tight with his tiny hands.
 
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