Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[RomanesEuntDomus]

@BlueArmedDevil,

I read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident . I was afraid they would eat each other. What was your point74 in bringing that up?

That you have very strong opinions on things that you don't know anything about and we get entertainment from reading your attempts to pretend to be an expert on said things.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

But according to Brad, Jesus never worked any miracles

I never said that. From Jesus' perspective, they weren't miracles because he understood how he was doing it. Our 12th sense is 'the ability to change the matrix/perform miracles'.

and he didn't die on the cross.

Correct. 'Death' is final. Jesus son of Joseph miraculously had a near-death experience on Friday April 7, 30 AD. God-incarnate may have lived another 40 years. The Ascension is a myth. The Messiah/Christ was buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .


Synchronism 13:29 With #40 pitching, "She's throwing at 70-71 mph." - Women's College Softbol on ESPN

@RomanCuntDufus,

Dyatlov(7) Pass(4).

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Jesus son of Joseph miraculously had a near-death experience on Friday April 7, 30 AD. God-incarnate may have lived another 40 years.

So, what is so miraculous about someone having a near-death experience?
What did Jesus ever do or achieve that made him so special?
He didn't heal the blind, he didn't bring Lazarus back to life, Jesus didn't come back to life himself and he didn't ascend to heaven.
Seems like he was just a bum in your version of the gospel, that walked around the desert for a couple years before sodding off to Aomori in Japan, where he was buried.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

The guy that's been incorrectly predicting the end of the world since the 70s

That's why fundies donate to Hal Lindsey - they're not going to need their money when they're raptured up into heaven. He did correctly predict the return of the Christ, but not in the way he expected."*

Forget what Brad said yesterday, the day before, or anything beyond that! I mean, Brad certainly has.

Forget what?


*Synchronism: 13:40 #47 homers for Arizona State - ESPN

 

[LoverofPi]

So, what is so miraculous about someone having a near-death experience?
What did Jesus ever do or achieve that made him so special?
He didn't heal the blind, he didn't bring Lazarus back to life, Jesus didn't come back to life himself and he didn't ascend to heaven.
Seems like he was just a bum in your version of the gospel, that walked around the desert for a couple years before sodding off to Aomori in Japan, where he was buried.

That can't be right. I have it on good authority his body was split apart and hidden all across the United States and taken to Japan in around the turn of last century.

That's why fundies donate to Hal Lindsey - they're not going to need their money when they're raptured up into heaven.

Just in the intervening eternity before it never happens.

He did correctly predict the return of the Christ, but not in the way he expected."*

"He was right, except he got everything wrong" I see why you like this guy. You have that in common.

Forget what?

Exactly.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

So, what is so miraculous about someone having a near-death experience? What did Jesus ever do or achieve that made him so special?

Y'shua miraculously survived 39 lashes and crucifixion for 6 hours. I'd like to see you do that - I really mean that!

He didn't heal the blind

Maybe he did.

he didn't bring Lazarus back to life

Figuratively and in an initiation into the ancient sacred Mysteries, he did.

Jesus didn't come back to life himself

It certainly appeared that he did!

and he didn't ascend to heaven.

Oh, but he DID ascend to heaven: an ideal frame-of-mind very close to GOD. He didn't literally ascend into the heavens - they don't even do that in Star Trek without a shuttle craft.

Seems like he was just a bum in your version of the gospel

Not at all - Jesus son of Joseph was the greatest teacher in history. Read Matthew Ch 5-8 - The Sermon on the Mount - the greatest lesson in history.

that walked around the desert for a couple years before sodding off to Aomori in Japan, where he was buried.

Y'shua never "sodded off to" anywhere and he never visited east of Tibet. After the 40 days he hung out in Jerusalem and Galilee after his crucifixion, he and the pregnant Magdalen went to Egypt and then to the south of France, and then Jesus and Joseph of Arimathea ended up in Glastonbury where he apparently* died. Jesus and Magdalen were both buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .


*Synchronism: 13:58 74 pitches by Arizona State pitcher - ESPN

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So, in short, Jesus never accomplished anything important or special?

 

[Keerakh]

Brad what happened in your life for you to have such a mental break

 

[The Fool]

Dear Brad,

What are your thoughts on circumcision? Do you, the reincarnation of the King of Circumcision Himself (Jesus) agree that it is pure, just, and sanitary?

Looking forward to your response,

Love, @The Fool

P.S. I am circumcised.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

@RomanCuntDufus,

Dyatlov(7) Pass(4).

Too bad it'a actually Гибель Дятлова, you really need to learn different languages Richard. It's really not all that hard nor is it expensive.

What's your point about lashings? Saudi Arabia will give women 20 to 30 lashings, there was a doctor who was given 1500 lashings in Egypt with 50 lashings given at a time.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So, in short, Jesus never accomplished anything important or special?

In that case maybe he is the reincarnation of Christ.

 

[Mr. X]

Jesus and Magdalen were both buried in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com .

You keep claiming that, but there's no way to bury someone in a website.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

5.31.18

Karthik Nemmani #471 won the National Spelling Bee beating the runner-up #447 on ESPN.

In women's softbol, UCLA beat Florida 7-4 on ESPN2.

J. R. Smith grabbed a rebound at 4.7 seconds left, but dribbled the bol as if the Cavaliers were ahead when the score was tied. The Warriors won in overtime.

Tiger Woods shot even-par and is in 47th place at The Memorial after playing his first 7 holes in 4 over including a double-bogey 7 followed by a bogey 4 on his fifth and six holes. Starting on the back nine, he did birdie his 7th hole (#16) a Par 4. On the 7th Hole (his 16th), he made a birdie 4.


Synchronism: 6.1.18 7:11 "It's like watching someone go through the 7 Stages of Grief." - GMA, ABC

What's your point about lashings?

The ancients determined that 40 lashes would kill someone, so 39 lashes was the maximum penalty that a convicted criminal could receive short of a death penalty. The guy administering the lashes was well aware of this.

Jesus son of Joseph received 39 lashes. In the rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar, they count them out to 39.

You could of easily googled 39 lashes - you really should do some research so you don't constantly come across as an idiot.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

The ancients determined that 40 lashes would kill someone, so 39 lashes was the maximum penalty that a convicted criminal could receive short of a death penalty. The guy administering the lashes was well aware of this.

Jesus son of Joseph received 39 lashes. In the rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar, they count them out to 39.

You could of easily googled 39 lashes - you really should do some research so you don't constantly come across as an idiot.

So in other words, the ancients were wrong about something. Again.

 

[Keerakh]

The ancients determined that 40 lashes would kill someone, so 39 lashes was the maximum penalty that a convicted criminal could receive short of a death penalty. The guy administering the lashes was well aware of this.

Jesus son of Joseph received 39 lashes. In the rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar, they count them out to 39.

You could of easily googled 39 lashes - you really should do some research so you don't constantly come across as an idiot.

I guess god incarnate has no concept of irony either

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Dear Brad,

What are your thoughts on circumcision?

I can take it or leave it.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I can take it or leave it.

So you are, in fact, bisexual? That's cool.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Keerakh (French): an anal thermometer designed for French poodles.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Didn't you hear? I quit. Fuck that gematria stuff! Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.

@Brad Watson_Miami aren't you supposed to quit

 

[Krieger]

I can take it or leave it.