Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@The Teletubbies Truth,

I AM calling you an evil asshole because you've proven yourself to be one.

You've received your Judgment Day: you FAIL. You'll receive bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as factory chickens and beef cows for 35,000 years with 4,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Wrong again, Brad. You called me an asshole before I say anything that could qualify as mean. You threw a hissy fit from one autistic rating I gave you and I only gave it to you because your post was fucking bad. It's natural for people to insult you if you insult them first, Brad. That doesn't make me evil, that makes me a normal person. But you wouldn't know anything about being normal, would you, Brad? After all, you're such a 'special' person who has lived such a 'special' life.

Quit being an asshole and acting like the victim here.

P.S. I'm not going to repent because you're not someone I should repent to. You're a nobody, Brad. I'm not going to apologize to you when you're the one who began this. That would only validate your idiotic ways. But hey, if you want me to change so badly, you should apologize to me first. I would be nicer and apologize to you if you decided to get off your high-horse for once, Brad.
 
I AM betting you haven't read Programming the Universe, but thought you'd attack me for reading it. What an asshole.

What was the last book you read? (Comic books don't count.)
I haven't read it. But I also dont go on the internet and tell lies that anyone with google and a brain could prove false. Also, you dont even have a degree in anything remotely related to the field of physics. You dont have a peer reviewed book that any scientific institution acknowledges as legitimate. So you want to compare what I know compared to you?

Me: "Science is complicated, so I read books and ask questions to experts."

Brad: Makes up everything in his schizophrenic brain. (Probably never even heard of the scientific method)
 
I have to note it's real gentlemanly and not childish at all to go on people's profiles to write FUC YOU.
It's kinda cute how he autocensors this profanity.
That's nothing; he used to randomly spam words like asshole at you in his dumb grade-school number game since in his childish mind actually saying it was too naughty for him. This, his attempts of weaseling out of all the times he's threatened people by trying to argue karma, and the fact he can and will happily pre-emptively block you to desperately try to control the situation is why I consider Dick the most chickenshit lolcow on the site.

I'll also note that Dick here is already using his ultra-mega "I curse you dead" responses he used when he got so mad I dug up those times he was a goblin of a person on everyone else that he invented it on the spot with no real build up. Don't worry, it's merely because his retarded mind can't come up with an easy insult or punishment; too much mental energy.
 
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@The Teletubbies Truth,

I AM calling you an evil asshole because you've proven yourself to be one.

You've received your Judgment Day: you FAIL. You'll receive bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will be reincarnated as factory chickens and beef cows for 35,000 years with 4,000 years non-commutable. When you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Pls don't judge me Brad
otherwise I'll take cyanide
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I haven't read it.
I guessed that. What are some science books that you have read?
Also, you dont even have a degree in anything remotely related to the field of physics.
That's correct. It's a miracle that I made the discoveries that I have.
You dont have a peer reviewed book that any scientific institution acknowledges as legitimate.
Books aren't peer-reviewed - papers are.
So you want to compare what I know compared to you?
No - there's no need.
Me: "Science is complicated, so I read books and ask questions to experts."
Again, what science books have you read? What experts have you asked questions to and what were the questions?
Brad: Makes up everything in his schizophrenic brain.
You just made that up.
(Probably never even heard of the scientific method)
I practice the scientific method. I was Galileo Galilei in a previous life.
 
I guessed that. What are some science books that you have read?

That's correct. It's a miracle that I made the discoveries that I have.

Books aren't peer-reviewed - papers are.

No - there's no need.

Again, what science books have you read? What experts have you asked questions to and what were the questions?

You just made that up.

I practice the scientific method. I was Galileo Galilei in a previous life.

You are a joke. Brad, just because you read books, doesnt mean you understand science. Any idiot can read a book. You're living proof of that. Actually learning something and applying that information to real world models is what people with a brain do. You just use your schizophrenic mind to say "7,4, and 6 are numbers and that means I'm God." You work backwards to prove your theories. You look for the numbers first without looking at the context. Randomness is a real thing. I say this because values in certain situations aren't fixed. Roll a dice. I can tell you it's not going to come up 4 and 6 ever single time. Probably has an equal chance of any number between 1 and 6. Same with a D100.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randomness

Heres a Wikipedia article about the science of Randomness and the various sub sciences studied in the field.

Heres another thing. Has any accredited scientist actually quoted your "work" in a paper? Has anyone ever take your schizophrenic ramblings and expanded on them? No. Want to know why? Because nothing you say is based in any solid, provable science. Nothing can be learned about the universe from someone whose whole theory is "7,4, and 6 make up the universe." Values aren't things you dummy. They're concepts.

Like what?
His dream is to be able to live a life with out the need for a handler.
 
@Adam's kat,

You are really good at insulting. I mean that. It appears that you have had alot of experience insulting people and you are you really proud of the level of your craft. You come on here looking for recognition of your insulting ability and I want to acknowledge it.

Is this the only site that you go on to insult? I AM imagining that I AM not the only one you insult on Kiwi Farms? Did you begin your insulting career in elementary school? Did you continue insulting the kids that you knew you could beat-up in a fight in middle school and high school? I imagine you didn't go to college, so have you done alot of insulting since you were in high school? Did you ever insult any of your teachers?

Have you ever insulted anyone online using your real name or are you too BIG a pussy to do that? I AM guessing you're a short, light-weight guy, no muscles kind-of-guy who hides behind that mean-looking avatar - am I right?

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Any idiot can read a book.
Have you? Again, what was the last book you read?
You work backwards to prove your theories. You look for the numbers first without looking at the context.
Wrong. I form a hypothesis based on observation. I then attempt to collect data to support that hypothesis. If I AM successful, I then try to present my findings in a mathematical equation and test it. If it makes correct predictions, then it's a theory - perhaps even a law of physics/Nature.
Randomness is a real thing. I say this because values in certain situations aren't fixed. Roll a dice. I can tell you it's not going to come up 4 and 6 ever single time. Probably has an equal chance of any number between 1 and 6. Same with a D100.
Roll a dice. It has a 1-in-6 chance of coming up 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6. That is NOT randomness - that's probability.
http://Wikipedia.org/wiki/Probability
Heres another thing. Has any accredited scientist actually quoted your "work" in a paper?
Not yet.
Has anyone ever take your schizophrenic ramblings and expanded on them?
Do you think Jesus74 son of Joseph58/73 was a schizophrenic? Muhammad74? Moses?
No. Want to know why? Because nothing you say is based in any solid, provable science.
That's false. There's a ton of evidence of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 at http://GOD704.wikia.com .
Nothing can be learned about the universe from someone whose whole theory is "7,4, and 6 make up the universe."
"Whole theory"? I never said that. Look at the "7 Seals"/theories at http://7seals.blogspot.com . I didn't come up with the expression 'theory of everything' - I just solved it.
Values aren't things you dummy. They're concepts.
Really? I've got 8 keys on my keychain in front of me; they aren't things - they're just concepts? No, those 8 keys are things - you dumbass.
His dream is to be able to live a life with out the need for a handler.
That would be nice.

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@Adam's kat,

You are really good at insulting. I mean that. It appears that you have had alot of experience insulting people and you are you really proud of the level of your craft. You come on here looking for recognition of your insulting ability and I want to acknowledge it.

Is this the only site that you go on to insult? I AM imagining that I AM not the only one you insult on Kiwi Farms? Did you begin your insulting career in elementary school? Did you continue insulting the kids that you knew you could beat-up in a fight in middle school and high school? I imagine you didn't go to college, so have you done alot of insulting since you were in high school? Did you ever insult any of your teachers?

Have you ever insulted anyone online using your real name or are you too BIG a pussy to do that? I AM guessing you're a short, light-weight guy, no muscles kind-of-guy who hides behind that mean-looking avatar - am I right?

Are you really trying to pick a fight? You know we've seen full pictures of you, right? You look an elderly man spliced with a turkey who then somehow managed to swallow an entire bowling ball. I don't even think it's safe for you to make fun of people's kids because I'm pretty sure most children over the age of 12 could send you into the ER with a stray backhand.
 
Have you? Again, what was the last book you read?

Wrong. I form a hypothesis based on observation. I then attempt to collect data to support that hypothesis. If I AM successful, I then try to present my findings in a mathematical equation and test it. If it makes correct predictions, then it's a theory - perhaps even a law of physics/Nature.

Roll a dice. It has a 1-in-6 chance of coming up 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6. That is NOT randomness - that's probability.
http://Wikipedia.org/wiki/Probability

Not yet.

Do you think Jesus74 son of Joseph58/73 was a schizophrenic? Muhammad74? Moses?

False. There's a ton of evidence of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 at http://GOD704.wikia.com .

"Whole theory"? I never said that. Look at the "7 Seals"/theories at http://7seals.blogspot.com . I didn't come up with the expression 'theory of everything' - I just solved it.

Really? I've got 8 keys on my keychain in front of me; they aren't things - they're just concepts? No, those 8 keys are things - you dumbass.

His dream is to be able to live a life with out the need for a handler.
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You really do lack reading comprehension. Let me dumb it down for you.

>just because you read books doesnt mean you know shit. [Ex: you're entire bullshit God Equation]

>You do work backwards to prove your point. [Ex: every post you've made tends to be you focusing on the dumb numbers first, then saying "see, the numbers were here. Gods design!" But you dont understand that values without context dont mean shit.]

>Randomness does exist and my example shows randomness exist [Ex: "randomness is a measure of uncertainty of an outcome, rather than haphazardness, and applies to concepts of chance, probability, and information entropy." -Wiki Article on Randomness]
Probability (something you've show you dont understand) is the likelyhood of getting a specific value. You could probably read an article on that too.

>No accredited scientist has actually quoted your "work" in a paper. [Ex: you said not yet. Which means no and I'm going to take a guess that we wont see anyone do it in the next 5 years]

>You are Schizophrenic. [ex: every post you've made on KF]
(Side note: you aren't the reincarnated form of any of the people you claim to be. You've offered no proof of being these people and you are too stupid to even be close to the level of these greats. When you die, your name will never be remembered in they way they are.)

>Nothing you say is based in proof. [Ex: your dumb God equation bastardized other peoples works and doesnt follow any established law of science. You twist facts to the point of being outright lies. This is also another example of why you aren't God as well]

>Nothing can be learned about the universe from someone whose whole theory is "7,4, and 6 make up the universe." [I dont need proof for this. Your equation didnt solve anything. I guess my proof would be every scientist you've tried to push this on that's laughed at your schizophrenic works.]

>Values aren't things [ex: Value is defined as "a numerical quantity that is assigned or is determined by calculation or measurement." In other words, it's not Key's you fucking idiot. "Things" [ex: keys] can have a value. [Ex: you have 8 keys. The value for keys is 8] you cant hold the value of 8 in your hand. That value has to be attributed to something]


Here you go. Please consider suicide for making me explain values and probability like you're a 4th grader.
 
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Somebody got a little butthurt lol.
Lol of course he did. His modus operandi is "Did someone prove me wrong? Better block them and let my schizophrenia wipe my mind of this event."

Brad, blocking us is pointless. If you were God you could smite us for not believing you're god. But...you aren't God so you cant do that. :story: :neckbeard:
 
Lol of course he did. His modus operandi is "Did someone prove me wrong? Better block them and let my schizophrenia wipe my mind of this event."

Brad, blocking us is pointless. If you were God you could smite us for not believing you're god. But...you aren't God so you cant do that. :story: :neckbeard:
Watch out, he'll deliver Judgment by writing mean things on your profile
 
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