Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Does Brad ever post on Sundays? I only ask because that's the sabbath and you're not supposed to work. I figured if he considers himself God, he just lays on his couch all day.
Sunday isn't the biblical Sabbath. Friday evening to Saturday evening is when you are supposed to observe it. From Wkipedia:
According to halakha (Jewish religious law), Shabbat is observed from a few minutes before sunset on Friday evening until the appearance of three stars in the sky on Saturday night.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbat

Either way, there doesn't seem to be any day that Brad doesn't ever post on. He already posted today, too.
 
That, and Brad says he's committed this entire incarnation into being a lazy bum, so it doesn't really matter what day of the week it is.
Why work when there's stuff to watch on television?

Richards on later than usual. I wonder what bit of science or news he'll get wrong today.
 
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It's Saturday, I'm off to have some fun once the babysitter shows up.
You only see your 4 illegitimate kids from 4 different unmarried mothers on the weekend. And when they get dropped off, instead of staying with them, you hire a babysitter so you can chase a potential 5th unmarried woman and 5th illegitimate kid. Did you learn this behavior from the Buddha? Have you ever even been to a Buddhist temple?

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I just wrote this on a couple FB groups...

Stephen Hawking died on 3.14 - Pi Day and Albert Einstein's Birthday. He was 76-years-old like Einstein was when he died. Is that just a BIG 'coincidence' or a sign from GOD?

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Hahahahaha. Did he just steal what I told him and use it on other people. Dude needs to get some original material.
It's even worse when you consider that yawning sneasel thought you went too far with the suicide comment and that he hadn't posted on here in a while (outside of that last comment of his). Brad, as thanks for the closest thing he's gotten to someone defending him in God knows how long, tells him to consider killing himself.

And to think I actually felt slightly bad that I called you a dumb cunt earlier, @Brad Watson_Miami . You really are a miserable dumb cunt, Brad.
 
You only see your 4 illegitimate kids from 4 different unmarried mothers on the weekend. And when they get dropped off, instead of staying with them, you hire a babysitter so you can chase a potential 5th unmarried woman and 5th illegitimate kid. Did you learn this behavior from the Buddha? Have you ever even been to a Buddhist temple?

You really wanted kids, didn't you, Brad? And it really bugs you that someone else has better relationships with EXES than you do with Brenda.

I thought Jesus was against being jealous of other people, but I might be misremembering.
 
You only see your 4 illegitimate kids from 4 different unmarried mothers on the weekend. And when they get dropped off, instead of staying with them, you hire a babysitter so you can chase a potential 5th unmarried woman and 5th illegitimate kid. Did you learn this behavior from the Buddha? Have you ever even been to a Buddhist temple?
I'm not @Anonymus Fluhre, but I do know that sometimes it's the man that actually keeps custody of the kids. I also know it's pretty common every now and again to ask for a baby sitter if say you and and the missus, or hell just yourself, has to go out if the kid is young; be it for a night on the town, emergency shopping trip for food and so on. You really need to stop with pretending to be all moral over adultery given that you're only screaming this to try and emotionally hurt the guy like the worthless sack of shit you are. That you also advocate tax evasion and stealing photos really doesn't help with this case.

Seriously, no wonder you've been having tiffs with your GF if this hateful rage is your default emotion for people who has a better life than you.​

And bitch, not even facebook groups care that an old, very ill man died on some random day. They probably just kicked you after thinking you're a bot given how you type like one and out of autistic hurt you spammed it here since you know we rarely delete your shit and we're the only site that keeps you on without a ban.
 
I'm not @Anonymus Fluhre, but I do know that sometimes it's the man that actually keeps custody of the kids. I also know it's pretty common every now and again to ask for a baby sitter if say you and and the missus, or hell just yourself, has to go out if the kid is young; be it for a night on the town, emergency shopping trip for food and so on. You really need to stop with pretending to be all moral over adultery given that you're only screaming this to try and emotionally hurt the guy like the worthless sack of shit you are. That you also advocate tax evasion and stealing photos really doesn't help with this case.

Seriously, no wonder you've been having tiffs with your GF if this hateful rage is your default emotion for people who has a better life than you.​

And bitch, not even facebook groups care that an old, very ill man died on some random day. They probably just kicked you after thinking you're a bot given how you type like one and out of autistic hurt you spammed it here since you know we rarely delete your shit and we're the only site that keeps you on without a ban.

This is not a call to do so, but I do wonder what would happen if Brad was temp banned from the farms. What would he do? Would he wander the streets of Miami, proselytizing to all, sundry, and stoned? Or would he just sit in front of his TV the entire time, waiting impatiently for the ban to expire?
 
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Poor Richard is still upset that he'll never be a father. Don't know why he's so damn stupid to forget that I have mentioned that my country considers children legitimate no matter what. I guess his father never considered him his son so that's why he has problems with that.

People have babysitters for children Richard, or did you not know that? (Oh wait, this is Richard). Are you upset that your girlfriend never wants to go out with you? Don't know if you'll ever realize this but that's not our issue. Being father is a full time job, two things you'll never understand. It's nice to take a break.

Yes I have been to the local Buddhist Temple in my province but here's the thing with Buddhism Richard, you don't need to go there. Fucking learn about Buddhism.

@Adamska here it tends to be the mother who get's custody. It's very hard for the father to have it and can take quite a bit of bullshit to gain custody, but I'm going through that despite how stressful it is.

"Night on the town" for me is basically going out to the nearby bar if they have any good bands playing. However I rarely ever drink now days (last time I drank was in 2016 and had a single bottle of cider). I just go out to talk to real people.

Richard always likes to try and be moral but always fails. It's his life to be an utter failure at everything he does.
 
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This is not a call to do so, but I do wonder what would happen if Brad was temp banned from the farms. What would he do? Would he wander the streets of Miami, proselytizing to all, sundry, and stoned? Or would he just sit in front of his TV the entire time, waiting impatiently for the ban to expire?
The better question is what would Brad do if someone decided to use creative wordfilters. He treats this thread as his personal dumping ground (literally) to post his """"""""wisdom"""""""" and he does so in very repetetive ways. It would be really easy to invalidate like 75% of his posts by wordfiltering "I just tweaked...", "...is your latest Judgement day..." and so on. I would recommend wordfiltering it to approval of Godemperor Trump I, comments on how stupid gematria is and that self-declared Jesus-wannabes are a dime a dozen in every loony bin specialized in treating people stuck on a shroom-high.
 
Richard is kind enough to mention what groups he's been banned from.
http://archive.is/QA4rG
Of course he throws a fit and "judges" people for his own issues.

You know, my three year old is more composed than you are Richard.

@LoverofPi I think this site is the main reason why he's not outside on some street corner annoying people or making another video telling people he's Jesus.
 
This is not a call to do so, but I do wonder what would happen if Brad was temp banned from the farms. What would he do? Would he wander the streets of Miami, proselytizing to all, sundry, and stoned? Or would he just sit in front of his TV the entire time, waiting impatiently for the ban to expire?
This is not a call to do so, but I do wonder what would happen if Brad was temp banned from the farms. What would he do? Would he wander the streets of Miami, proselytizing to all, sundry, and stoned? Or would he just sit in front of his TV the entire time, waiting impatiently for the ban to expire?
Dick would probably would just spam his shit on his echo chamber website over and over again by himself and just talk to the voices in his head until the ban's lifted and he floods his thread with the semi-legible babble he sperged about while he was gone. He would be pissier though since he hates not having power over people, to the point I do remember him crying and leaving for a couple days when the "mad virgin blocklist removal" tool was implemented.
 
@The Telemarketers Truth,

You guys always get everything wrong. For the record, some demon here told me to "commit suicide" and I reported it to the moderators - twice. Of course, they're all demonic so they didn't delete it and posted my Report so as to mock me.

Get ready to mock me... Get set... GO!


Synchronism: 12:58 Telemarketer called.
 
I was reminded of one of my Facebook pages... https://www.facebook.com/7-Seals-revealed-as-beyond-Einstein-theories-1821764168055254/ ...

GOD & I have produced the "book/scroll" prophesied in The Revelation 5:1. It's titled and subtitled 'There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism, interconnectedness, nonlocality, retrocausality, subconscious telepathy, design-and-alignment, signs from GOD, and consequences'. This 74-page booklet primarily bridges recent cutting-edge science (chaos theory, string theory, quantum computer programming, code-breaking, Big Bang-Bit Bang, evolution, time analysis) with Bible prophecy/comparative religion and world history. The "7 Seals" are 'Beyond Einstein Theories'...

Seal #1: The Conglomerate of Universes/Universe Creation Theory & GOD-guided (Co)Evolution Theory

Seal #2: GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Plan-it Nestor - FIG=6|7 Bible & Buddha Code - Design Worlds Theory

Seal #3: Unified Strings 21 or 19 Dimensions & Aspects of Spacetime - Physics' "Theory of Everything" (Superstring & M-theory + time analysis providing a very simple symmetry breaking)

Seal #4: S=19 (18.6) Theory

Seal #5: GOD Defined, Faster-than-Light Speed & Power of (GOD's) Thought Theory

Seal #6: God-incarnate Defined/Theory of Renativity, Conglomeratal Energy eternal/Conglomeratal Relationships eternal Theories (based on E=mc^2)

Seal #7: Reincarnation Theory - 26 Principles (including Theory of Luck Equation) + Buddhists' 4 Points (ex. Einstein returned as Watson[77])

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The "7 Seals"/theories can be found at http://7seals.blogspot.com and http://RevelationRevealed.proboards.com and the entire 74-pages + much more can be found at http://7seals.yuku.com .
 
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