Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Dick would probably would just spam his shit on his echo chamber website over and over again by himself and just talk to the voices in his head until the ban's lifted and he floods his thread with the semi-legible babble he sperged about while he was gone. He would be pissier though since he hates not having power over people, to the point I do remember him crying and leaving for a couple days when the "mad virgin blocklist removal" tool was implemented.
Well it's what he does on his Facebook group pages.

I think a temp ban would be a welcome change because maybe we'll get something new out of Richard. Granted him thinking demons are real is fun. It's just like the end of days people on street corners.
 
@The Telemarketers Truth,

You guys always get everything wrong. For the record, some demon here told me to "commit suicide" and I reported it to the moderators - twice. Of course, they're all demonic so they didn't delete it and posted my Report so as to mock me.

Get ready to mock me... Get set... GO!


Synchronism: 12:58 Telemarketer called.
Well, Brad, maybe if you learned how to take criticism, got rid of your holier than thou additude, stop being a hypocrite, and stop being an-overall evil asshole the mods here would be more willing to help you. You're the one being a demon here by, you know, giving people evil punishments for mean comments on the Internet directed towards you and only you. You never give punishments to mean comments towards other people here. Why? Because you're a delusional narcissist who can't pull his head out of his ass for one minute. Nothing but maintaining the illusion of your Godhood matters to you which is why you attack anyone who says the slightest mean thing to you and no one else.

Your morals are more evil than anything [V A P O R W A V E] has said here.

P.S. That picture looks more you're telling mods to consider suicide than you reporting something. That certainly doesn't help your case.
 
Well, Brad, maybe if you learned how to take criticism, got rid of your holier than thou additude, stop being a hypocrite, and stop being an-overall evil asshole the mods here would be more willing to help you. You're the one being a demon here by, you know, giving people evil punishments for mean comments on the Internet directed towards you and only you. You never give punishments to mean comments towards other people here. Why? Because you're a delusional narcissist who can't pull his head out of his ass for one minute. Nothing but maintaining the illusion of your Godhood matters to you which is why you attack anyone who says the slightest mean thing to you and no one else.

Your morals are more evil than anything [V A P O R W A V E] has said here.

P.S. That picture looks more you're telling mods to consider suicide than you reporting something. That certainly doesn't help your case.
Like really, how many times has this fucker wished death on others and laughed and gloated when someone close to them died? Hypocrite indeed.
 
Well, Brad, maybe if you learned how to take criticism, got rid of your holier than thou additude, stop being a hypocrite, and stop being an-overall evil asshole the mods here would be more willing to help you.
Oh fuck no; he also spams so hard and so often that they just flat out gave up even trying to monitor this thread for the most part. This thread is one of the most hated by staff for a reason, and it ain't out of sympathy; it's out of us as the poster base and Dick here as a cow.

He'd have to actually reign himself in, actually use a thing called multi-quote when assached by many people at once, and hope a fool's hope they won't just do something like give him a post a day limit or some shit.
 
Looks like whoever wrote this old Ren and Stimpy episode knew the GOD=7_4 Code ... https://renandstimpy.wikia.com/wiki/Stimpy's_Big_Day#Plot

==Plot==

Stimpy is watching television when Ren comes around and reminds him that he is too old for cartoons. Stimpy shoves him away and watches the Muddy Mudskipper show. He then comes across an ad for Gritty Kitty Litter and the announcer is about to announce a contest, telling all the cats to write a poem of 40 million words or less on why they like Gritty Kitty Litter and whoever writes the best poem wins $47 million, goat cheese, a twelve-hour record set of the top hits of the 1970s, and most importantly, a trip to Hollywood to guest star on the Muddy Mudskipper Show.

So Stimpy writes his poem right away and seals it in an envelope. Before he could mail it in, Ren tries to convince him that cartoon characters are not real, but puppets instead. Stimpy, now feeling irresolute, struggles to put the poem in the mailbox as Ren tries to convince him otherwise. Stimpy puts the envelope inside the mailbox anyway and begs for Ren's forgiveness. But Ren instantly refuses.

Later, as the duo goes to bed, Ren wakes up and hesitantly attempts to forgive him until he hears the doorbell ringing. He hops out of bed to answer it and finds a couple of humans asking for Stimpy. Ren tells them that Stimpy is in the room and one of the humans tell him that he won $47 million...

(Ren &) Stimpy's Big Day.jpg


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Tom Watson shot 77 in the 4th Round of the British Senior Open yesterday at the Old Course in St. Andrews.

Watson=77=W23+A1+T20+S19+O15+N14

'Coincidence'?
 
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https://renandstimpy.wikia.com/wiki/Stimpy's_Big_Day#Plot

==Plot==
Stimpy is watching television when Ren comes around and reminds him that he is too old for cartoons. Stimpy shoves him away and watches the Muddy Mudskipper show. He then comes across an ad for Gritty Kitty Litter and the announcer is about to announce a contest, telling all the cats to write a poem of 40 million words or less on why they like Gritty Kitty Litter and whoever writes the best poem wins $47 million, goat cheese, a twelve-hour record set of the top hits of the 1970s, and most importantly, a trip to Hollywood to guest star on the Muddy Mudskipper Show.
So Stimpy writes his poem right away and seals it in an envelope. Before he could mail it in, Ren tries to convince him that cartoon characters are not real, but puppets instead. Stimpy, now feeling irresolute, struggles to put the poem in the mailbox as Ren tries to convince him otherwise. Stimpy puts the envelope inside the mailbox anyway and begs for Ren's forgiveness. But Ren instantly refuses.
Later, as the duo goes to bed, Ren wakes up and hesitantly attempts to forgive him until he hears the doorbell ringing. He hops out of bed to answer it and finds a couple of humans asking for Stimpy. Ren tells them that Stimpy is in the room and one of the humans tell him that he won $47 million.

Brad are you, shitposting?
 
Brad are you, shitposting?
Nah, its just something to satisfy his fetish for the numbers 4 and 7
https://renandstimpy.wikia.com/wiki/Stimpy's_Big_Day#Plot

==Plot==

Stimpy is watching television when Ren comes around and reminds him that he is too old for cartoons. Stimpy shoves him away and watches the Muddy Mudskipper show. He then comes across an ad for Gritty Kitty Litter and the announcer is about to announce a contest, telling all the cats to write a poem of 40 million words or less on why they like Gritty Kitty Litter and whoever writes the best poem wins $47 million, goat cheese, a twelve-hour record set of the top hits of the 1970s, and most importantly, a trip to Hollywood to guest star on the Muddy Mudskipper Show.

So Stimpy writes his poem right away and seals it in an envelope. Before he could mail it in, Ren tries to convince him that cartoon characters are not real, but puppets instead. Stimpy, now feeling irresolute, struggles to put the poem in the mailbox as Ren tries to convince him otherwise. Stimpy puts the envelope inside the mailbox anyway and begs for Ren's forgiveness. But Ren instantly refuses.

Later, as the duo goes to bed, Ren wakes up and hesitantly attempts to forgive him until he hears the doorbell ringing. He hops out of bed to answer it and finds a couple of humans asking for Stimpy. Ren tells them that Stimpy is in the room and one of the humans tell him that he won $47 million...

You know, if it wasn't for the $47 million in your post, I'd ask you if you were a Ren & Stimpy fan, but I know you only posted this to satisfy your 4 and 7 number fetish.
 
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I dunno, but since he stole that text from somewhere and it doesn't really involve his number obsession as well as hypothetically do something he's never done before (describe a favorite episode of something) it's his best post in months.

Kudos Rich.
Well there is a 7 and a 4 in that post so obviously it's Richards greatest discovery to date.

Nah, its justsomething to satisfy his fetish for the numbers 4 and 7

You know, if it wasn't for the $47 million in your post, I'd ask you if you were a Ren & Stimpy fan, but I know you only posted this to satisfy your 4 and 7 number fetish.
Really not that hard to type 47 and 74 into fandom and see what you can find. Really sad way to spend a Monday though. I get that they're expecting rain there but there has to be something else to do.
 
He would be pissier though since he hates not having power over people, to the point I do remember him crying and leaving for a couple days when the "mad virgin blocklist removal" tool was implemented.
Which was weird in its own right. He ends his "By the powers of grayskull, I hereby sentence you to be reincarnated as me" bullshit with "You are now on my ignore list" but he'll happily reply anyway, cause Brad is a fucking moron without the least amount of self-control, so even with the handy ignore-list wiping script, he's still autistically bound to read every comment directed at him.
Well it's what he does on his Facebook group pages.

I think a temp ban would be a welcome change because maybe we'll get something new out of Richard. Granted him thinking demons are real is fun. It's just like the end of days people on street corners.
You know... a /r9k/ like auto-ban system would be neat for our resident village fool. Brad posts something that's too similar with something that got posted already? He gets a temp ban of a few minutes. Every consecutive double-post will double the duraction of the next ban.
Granted him thinking demons are real is fun. It's just like the end of days people on street corners.
Though some people take these end-of-days fools seriously. Brad, on the other hand...

Like really, how many times has this fucker wished death on others and laughed and gloated when someone close to them died? Hypocrite indeed.
It can't be underlined enough how much of an irredeemable garbage-person Brad truly is in these instances. The only times he legitimately got me mad tbh.
He's so petty, he actually goes out of his way to kick people that are already on the ground and as if that wasn't worse enough already, he even tries to take responsibility for someone's misery. If hell is real, Brad will be in for a lot of "excitement" once he keels over.
 
Really not that hard to type 47 and 74 into fandom and see what you can find. Really sad way to spend a Monday though. I get that they're expecting rain there but there has to be something else to do.
I should've known that Dick was too diseased to actually watch something for enjoyment. Just holy shit, that actually hurt me more than any time Dick tried to actually emotionally damage me, since at least with this I thought he could for once in his life just sit down and have fun.

Just... just...

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You know... a /r9k/ like auto-ban system would be neat for our resident village fool. Brad posts something that's too similar with something that got posted already? He gets a temp ban of a few minutes. Every consecutive double-post will double the duraction of the next ban.
I think that would be the best thing ever.
I should've known that Dick was too diseased to actually watch something for enjoyment. Just holy shit, that actually hurt me more than any time Dick tried to actually emotionally damage me, since at least with this I thought he could for once in his life just sit down and have fun.

Just... just...

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I know how you feel. I noticed the Ren & Stimpy image first and I felt hopeful that maybe he wasn't going to sperg about his theory, but then that hope came crashing down very quickly. *sigh*

Brad can't enjoy anything like a normal person and that fucking hurts me.
 
@The Telemarketers Truth,

You guys always get everything wrong. For the record, some demon here told me to "commit suicide" and I reported it to the moderators - twice. Of course, they're all demonic so they didn't delete it and posted my Report so as to mock me.

Get ready to mock me... Get set... GO!


Synchronism: 12:58 Telemarketer called.
Give me an example of something I said that's wrong? Do you want me to go back to my earlier post when I tore down everything you said because you're a liar and a fake?

I guess you're also a Demon as well since we have actual proof of you telling other people to kill themselves? You ready to admit you've been wrong this whole time and start learning to become a normal person?
 
Looks like whoever wrote this old Ren and Stimpy episode knew the GOD=7_4 Code ... https://renandstimpy.wikia.com/wiki/Stimpy's_Big_Day#Plot

==Plot==

Stimpy is watching television when Ren comes around and reminds him that he is too old for cartoons. Stimpy shoves him away and watches the Muddy Mudskipper show. He then comes across an ad for Gritty Kitty Litter and the announcer is about to announce a contest, telling all the cats to write a poem of 40 million words or less on why they like Gritty Kitty Litter and whoever writes the best poem wins $47 million, goat cheese, a twelve-hour record set of the top hits of the 1970s, and most importantly, a trip to Hollywood to guest star on the Muddy Mudskipper Show.

So Stimpy writes his poem right away and seals it in an envelope. Before he could mail it in, Ren tries to convince him that cartoon characters are not real, but puppets instead. Stimpy, now feeling irresolute, struggles to put the poem in the mailbox as Ren tries to convince him otherwise. Stimpy puts the envelope inside the mailbox anyway and begs for Ren's forgiveness. But Ren instantly refuses.

Later, as the duo goes to bed, Ren wakes up and hesitantly attempts to forgive him until he hears the doorbell ringing. He hops out of bed to answer it and finds a couple of humans asking for Stimpy. Ren tells them that Stimpy is in the room and one of the humans tell him that he won $47 million...

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Tom Watson shot 77 in the 4th Round of the British Senior Open yesterday at the Old Course in St. Andrews.

Watson=77=W23+A1+T20+S19+O15+N14

'Coincidence'?
When the reincarnation of God himself tells you to find proof of His message in an old, shitty 90s cartoon show written and animated by a pedophile.
 
When the reincarnation of God himself tells you to find proof of His message in an old, shitty 90s cartoon show written and animated by a pedophile.
Well Richard wants Bruce Willis to be reincarnated as a petite Cambodian girl so there's that to consider.
 
I just wrote this on https://www.space.com/41320-string-theory-may-create-fewer-universes.html?utm_source=notification ...

Superstring theory: 6 dimensions hyperspace + 4 common dimensions = 10 dimensions spacetime -or-
Supergravity theory & M-theory: 7D hs + 4D = 11D ST

Unified Strings 21 or 19 Dimensions & Aspects of Spacetime - Physics’ Theory of Everything: Superstring & M-theory + time analysis providing a very simple symmetry breaking...

3D regular space + 7D hyperspace + 7 aspects regular time + 4 aspects hypertime = 21 dimensions & aspects of spacetime
-or- 3D rs + 6D hs + 6A rt + 4A ht = 19D&A ST

6 or 7 aspects of regular time: beginning, end, past, present, future, void?, a constant - speed-of-light + 4 aspects of hypertime: fast-forward, reverse, pause/stop, before beginning & after end of Universe (+ 12. imaginary time)

This TOE falls under the umbrella of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 Theory; see http://GOD704.wikia.com .
 
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