Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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If that's not a badge of honor, I don't know what is.

Reminder that Brad thinks he was Muhammad. The founder of the Islam faith just officially sanctioned your opinion as Islamic Content.

 

[Monika H.]

@Brad Watson_Miami , what about the Day of Rapture that will sanction the merging of flesh and souls and planet to give birth to a new God?
Do you see it?

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

Brad you can't say you're an expert on the bible plus the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and then reject the NUMBER ONE FOUNDATION UPON WHICH CHRISTIANITY STANDS!! You literally can't. If you believe that Jesus didnt die in the cross and was resurrected, you aren't a true Christian, which means you aren't Jesus Christ. You're just an old man with schizophrenia. When you die, your delusions you keep writing out will have been saved by no one and put in the garbage where they belong. In the afterlife you will end up in hell because you committed the sin of trying to push yourself as a false God onto the world. (And no, I dont think God will let you end because of you doing it poorly.)

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@trombonista (Spanish female trombone player),

John the Baptist and Jesus son of Joseph were Essenes who were mystic Israelites who believed in rebirth/resurrection (as it was called before Jesus' crucifixion)/transmigration of the soul/metempsychosis (Greek).
http://Wikipedia.org/wiki/Essenes

The term 'reincarnation' wasn't coined until c. 1800 - 10 years after Benjamin Franklin died and 9 years before Abraham Lincoln was born.

Resurrection is not the same thing as reincarnation.

Before Y'shua miraculously survived his 39 lashes and crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD, 'resurrection' was considered to be the same thing that reincarnation 1770 years later would mean. God-incarnate had a near-death experience. There is no resurrection of a dead body - 'Death' is final with NO exceptions. The Egyptians were wrong about their mummification, and the early Christians* and most Christians today are wrong about Jesus being resurrected from the dead and being in the same body 2,000 years later floating around in the heavens74 waiting for the ideal time to drop into Earth's atmosphere and hover about so everyone can see him. And then it's believed by millions of conservative Christians that they'll be miraculously lifted up into the clouds74 to meet him there before leaving for (?).

*Synchronism: 17:14 "Completely got it wrong." - Nick Faldo commenting on the PGA Championship on CBS

 

[Monika H.]

@trombonista (Spanish female trombone player),

John the Baptist and Jesus son of Joseph were Essenes who were mystic Israelites who believed in rebirth/resurrection (as it was called before Jesus' crucifixion)/transmigration of the soul/metempsychosis (Greek).
http://Wikipedia.org/wiki/Essenes

The term 'reincarnation' wasn't coined until c. 1800 - 10 years after Benjamin Franklin died and 9 years before Abraham Lincoln was born.

Before Y'shua miraculously survived his 39 lashes and crucifixion on Friday April 7, 30 AD, 'resurrection' was considered to be the same thing that reincarnation 1770 years later would mean. God-incarnate had a near-death experience. There is no resurrection of a dead body - 'Death' is final with NO exceptions. The Egyptians were wrong about their mummification, and the early Christians* and most Christians today are wrong about Jesus being resurrected from the dead and being in the same body 2,000 years later floating around in the heavens74 waiting for the ideal time to drop into Earth's atmosphere and hover about so everyone can see him. And then it's believed by millions of conservative Christians that they'll be miraculously lifted up into the clouds74 to meet him there before leaving for (?).

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*Synchronism: 17:14 "Completely got it wrong." - Nick Faldo commenting on the PGA Championship on CBS

You still haven't answered my question.
What about the Day of Rapture, the convergence of bodies and minds and souls?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I AM a Leo.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Reminder that Brad thinks he was Muhammad. The founder of the Islam faith just officially sanctioned your opinion as Islamic Content.

So basically, that makes me an expert authority on Brad's teachings.

 

[Adamska]

So basically, that makes me an expert authority on Brad's teachings.

It does, since he's been reduced to repeating things he's already typed in a childish manner and is now spamming ministry posters he's just cherry picking because it has quotes from the worst book in the Bible.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

It does, since he's been reduced to repeating things he's already typed in a childish manner and is now spamming ministry posters he's just cherry picking because it has quotes from the worst book in the Bible.

Brad is like the Anti-prepper. On one end of the spectrum, you have people stockpiling food waiting for the Rapture or End Times or something, because when that happens it's going to be chaos. And then over here, you have Brad, saying "It's all good, Earth is already heaven, I'm fuckin' JESUS and I don't get bent out of shape over nothin'. If you're worried, just make a few hippos."

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I wrote the following on a couple of Google+ groups this morning...

The term 'rapture' is not found in the Bible and its concept is false. The Bible is clear that the Christ returns and ushers in 1,000 years of peace.

Jesus son of Joseph taught reincarnation (Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58, etc.) and science has now proven it - google that. God created this plan-it so we could experience 'heaven on Earth'.

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See attachment of Universe 74% hydrogen. ​

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

It doesn't.

You're just full of shit, Dicky Duderino, have a pick:

Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment,

Jesus answered him, "Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise."

But a man dies and is laid low; man breathes his last, and where is he? As waters fail from a lake and a river wastes away and dries up, so a man lies down and rises not again; till the heavens are no more he will not awake or be roused out of his sleep

He remembered that they were but flesh, a wind that passes and comes not again.

And the dust returns to the earth as it was, and the spirit returns to God who gave it.

But now he is dead. Why should I fast? Can I bring him back again? I shall go to him, but he will not return to me.”

Do not marvel at this, for an hour is coming when all who are in the tombs will hear his voice and come out, those who have done good to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil to the resurrection of judgment.

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

And many of those who sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.

For we know that if the tent that is our earthly home is destroyed, we have a building from God, a house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens.

Got anything to say about these?

See Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58, every mention of "born-again",

Just as a quick reminder, Matthew 11:14 and 15 deal with Eliha, who did not die.
John 8:58, makes no mention of a reincarnation and does not imply one in any way whatsoever.
Whenever "born again" is mentioned, they are being christened. You might wanna read the stuff in the bible some day, you might learn a thing or two.

There is no resurrection of a dead body - 'Death' is final with NO exceptions.

The bible disagrees, you dimwitted buffoon.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

he's been reduced to repeating things

You think I repeat things? Really? You think I repeat things?

 

[Stock Photo James]

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I AM a Leo.

I must be spending way too much time in Animal Control because I'm finding Brad associating with some animal here funny.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You think I repeat things? Really? You think I repeat things?

You also refuse to acknowledge questions that you know you can't answer. Like a little child.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

First time poster.

Won't the percentage of Hydrogen in the universe decrease over time? Also hasn't it been in greater amounts in the beginning of the universe than in the current era? What is the significance of 74% if that only represents the current state of the universe?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Matthew 11:14-15 deal with Eliha, who did not die.

Seriously? How can I have a serious conversation with somebody who believes that?! You're a dimwitted buffoon with dildo breath, but I love you, man.


Synchronism: 18:53 "Tiger shot 64 in a round where he should have shot 74." - Nick Faldo commenting on the PGA Championship on CBS

First time poster.

And a BIG welcome to this thread. Please help yourself to the...

Won't the percentage of Hydrogen in the universe decrease over time?

Google that. It's my understanding that it would take a billion years for there to be a significant difference. But get back to us with a book or link.

Also hasn't it been in greater amounts in the beginning of the universe than in the current era?

I don't know. Please find out and let us know.

What is the significance of 74% if that only represents the current state of the universe?

Again, I think it's atleast a couple billion years that this Universe maintains 74% hydrogen and maybe much longer.

Earth has 7 continents and 4 don't touch the equator/4 LARGE land masses surrounded by water. There used to be one super-continent: pangaea(7 letters). Our observations of what is reality here-and-now and their cause-and-effect are most important!

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

First time poster.

Won't the percentage of Hydrogen in the universe decrease over time? Also hasn't it been in greater amounts in the beginning of the universe than in the current era? What is the significance of 74% if that only represents the current state of the universe?

The same reason that history only matters to brad if it's US history, and language only matters to brad if it's English, and math only matters to Brad if he can understand it. Brad honestly thinks that the only facts that matter are those which are directly relevant to him.

Seriously? How can I have a serious conversation with somebody who believes that?!

You could tell him how he's wrong, what facts are incorrect, and what your sources are. I suspect you can't do that, since you don't know what you're talking about, so you'd rather just insult him.

 

[[V A P O R W A V E]]

You think I repeat things? Really? You think I repeat things?

I know you think this is funny. It's just more evidence of how dumb you are.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Wow another word Richard doesn't have a clue of it's meaning or origin. Reincarnation is a a form of reincarnate, as in re and then incarnate. Incarnate is latin word, a language that was all but dead by the 1800's. Literally one site says reincarnate says that the word was created in 1854, which Richard being the autistic fuck that he is believes because it has a four in it.

 

[Mr. X]

I AM God-incarnate and Jesus son of Joseph reincarnated.

See this, Brad?

I've saved more lives than you could ever dream of doing. I expect better from you if you're going to continue making this claim.