Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Stork Photo James,

Are you familiar with The Lion and The Lamb prophecy? Jesus son of Joseph was born on Saturday April 17, 6 BC - God-incarnate was an Aries the Ram/Lamb. I was born July 26, 1959 - I AM a Leo the Lion. Prophecy fulfilled.

I was born in the 7th month and Y'shua in the 4th month, thus the GOD=7_4 Theory is used.

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Any circle drawn around the Earth divides it into two equal halves called hemispheres. There are generally considered to be 4 hemispheres: Northern, Southern, Eastern, and Western. Any 'true Earth-like planit' (e.g. Nestor) would be divided into 4 hemispheres. Re: predicting the characteristics of all TELPs, 4 is a constant.

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@Anonymus Fluffer,

Did you try to find unmarried mother #5 of your potential 5th child this weekend? Did you try banging your babysitter again?

The term 'reincarnation' appeared c. 1800. Reincarnation is a BIG part of the dogma of Buddhists which you claim to be (although you possess not one characteristic of a Buddhist). Do you believe in reincarnation, fluffer?

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@Mr. XXX,

When you donate blood to an organization, do they then $ell it?
 
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@Anonymus Fluffer,

Did you try to find unmarried mother #5 of your potential 5th child this weekend? Did you try banging your babysitter again?

The term 'reincarnation' appeared c. 1800. Reincarnation is a BIG part of the dogma of Buddhists which you claim to be (although you possess not one characteristic of a Buddhist). Do you believe in reincarnation, fluffer?

You're really into lying today, huh? Are you grouchy because we know more about the Bible than you?
 
@Mr. XXX,

When you donate blood to an organization, do they then $ell it?
You're desperately looking for a way to disparage what I've done. The question is irrelevant. If you want to save people, turn off the TV, get away from the computer and get to work. Jesus didn't sit around casting judgment on people because they said things he didn't like.
 
Seriously? How can I have a serious conversation with somebody who believes that?!
As a matter of fact, I do not believe that, but it is what the bible says - you know, the book that you like to quote to support your insipid claims?

Also, for someone who's trying to pretend to be the reincarnation of a religious figure, you're awefully religiophobic, Dick-chan.

And again, you conveniently ignore the rest of the text since it blows your stupid bullshit to kingdom come.
Here they are again in all their glory case you forgot:

Hebrews 9:27 said:
Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment,
Luke 23:43 said:
Jesus answered him, "Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise."
Job 14:10-12 said:
But a man dies and is laid low; man breathes his last, and where is he? As waters fail from a lake and a river wastes away and dries up, so a man lies down and rises not again; till the heavens are no more he will not awake or be roused out of his sleep
Psalm 78:39 said:
He remembered that they were but flesh, a wind that passes and comes not again.
Ecclesiastes 12:7 said:
And the dust returns to the earth as it was, and the spirit returns to God who gave it.
Samuel 12:23 said:
But now he is dead. Why should I fast? Can I bring him back again? I shall go to him, but he will not return to me.”
John 5:28 said:
Do not marvel at this, for an hour is coming when all who are in the tombs will hear his voice and come out, those who have done good to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil to the resurrection of judgment.
John 3:16 said:
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.
Daniel 12:2 said:
And many of those who sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt.
2 Corinthians 5:1 said:
For we know that if the tent that is our earthly home is destroyed, we have a building from God, a house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens.

Got anything to say about these? No? Why, it's almost as if you were nothing but a failed musician in a cheap rundown flat, bought with Daddy's meager retirement funds.
 
Hebrews 9:27, "Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment."

That was written by Saul/Paul and is usually used as the one Bible quote that Christian fundamentalists refer to when arguing against reincarnation. Saul/Paul was a Pharisee and not an Essene like John the Baptist and Jesus son of Joseph. The Essenes were keepers of the ancient Sacred Mysteries including the transmigration of the soul.

The Messiah/Christ referred to transmigration in Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58. Regarding the Christ's return and the "resurrection of the dead", everyone who believes* in this must choose: (A) zombie apocalypse or (B) reincarnation.

Science has proven reincarnation - google that.


*Synchronism: 14:04 "That is what you believe." - Star Trek: TNG, Birthright (S6/Ep16, 1993) on BBC AMERICA
 
is usually used as the one Bible quote that Christian fundamentalists refer to when arguing against reincarnation.
So what?

not an Essene like John the Baptist and Jesus son of Joseph.
[citation needed]

The Messiah/Christ referred to transmigration in Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58
No, he didn't. :story:

Regarding the Christ's return and the "resurrection of the dead", everyone who believes* in this must choose: (A) zombie apocalypse or (B) reincarnation.
According to the aforementioned (and yet uncommented) bible quotes, it's resurrection of the dead. Google that.

Science has proven reincarnation
Not it hasn't. You even aknowledged as much when you admitted that there is no peer reviewed paper on this topic.
"Soul Survivor" is just plain sensationalist garbage not worth the paper it was printed on. Prove me wrong, Dicky.
 
You're desperately looking for a way to disparage what I've done.
Are you gullible enough to think that these Draculas aren't $elling your blood?
The question is irrelevant.
No, it's not.* It's important to establish whether you and others who donate blood are being taken advantage of.
If you want to save people, turn off the TV, get away from the computer and get to work.
Yes, sir. Would you like me to wax it or just wash it?
Jesus didn't sit around casting judgment on people because they said things he didn't like.
As Christ I, Jesus son of Joseph didn't have the mission of "Judging everyone according to their actions" - that's up to Christ II. I thought everybody knew that.


*Synchronism: 12:31 "I sell information, I don't give it away." "Ah, you do it for profit." - Star Trek

Brad: Believes in reincarnation, does not believe literal divine magic cannot bring the dead back to life without them being shambling zombie corpses.
Ya.
 
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Are you gullible enough to think that these Draculas aren't $elling your blood?
My, what a petty douchenozzle you are. Desperately trying to make someone who's donated blood look bad while you spent your time watching vapid history channel garbage, trying to take the moral highground. :story:
 
As he was being crucified, Jesus begged his Father to FORGIVE the people responsible.
'Asked' would be more appropriate to "begged". Do you consider yourself a Christian?

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@Brad Watson_Miami
Could you show us an actual, no-bullshit, honest-to-The LORD miracle that you have performed? On video? Surely the reincarnated Jesus Christ can do that.
On video? What, you want to see magic tricks on YouTube? I've documented a long-record of synchronisms on this thread; have you read them?

I don't use the term 'Lord', it reminds me of serfdom in medieval times. I AM nobody's Lord34.

Have you read GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com ? Please do. I solved the Theory of Everything and exposed thee Masonic secret (GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th) without breaking any oaths. I would say that solving the very elusive Theory of Everything without ever taking any physics or calculus class or any math or science class after 10th Grade is a miracle. Atheist Stephen Hawking never discovered the TOE.

FOD=6_4 being the mathematical model of Plan-it Nestor - our 'next-door neighbors where humanoids have a 'nest' or base - is the BIGGEST prediction in the history of scientific theory. When this is proven true, would you call this theoretical discovery a miracle?

I predict that the Five United Continents (FUC) will replace the Security Council at the United Nations. When that happens, would you say that's a miracle?
 
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So GOD, the computer that controls the universe, can't handle slapping some fresh flesh on some old bones and plopping the soul back in? Sounds like a pretty shitty computer.

On video? What, you want to see magic tricks on YouTube? I've documented a long-record of synchronisms on this thread; have you read them?

Yes, that's why people would like evidence of your being capable of doing anything. Your coincidence list demonstrates exactly the opposite.

I don't use the term 'Lord', it reminds me of serfdom in medieval times. I AM nobody's Lord34.

Have you read GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com ? Please do. I solved the Theory of Everything and exposed thee Masonic secret (GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th) without breaking any oaths. I would say that solving the very elusive Theory of Everything without ever taking any physics or calculus class or any math or science class after 10th Grade is a miracle. Atheist Stephen Hawking never discovered the TOE.

Oh, you think you've actually solved the Theory of Everything with 10th grade math. That's just precious. Bless your little eager heart, puddles.

FOD=6_4 being the mathematical model of Planit Nestor - our 'next-door neighbors where humanoids have a 'nest' or base - is the BIGGEST prediction in the history of scientific theory. When this is proven true, would you call this theoretical discovery a miracle?

Since it will never be proven true, it's a moot question.

I predict that the Five United Continents (FUC) will replace the Security Council at the United Nations. When that happens, would you say that's a miracle?

Would you care to set a date for when this replacement is going to happen? Time is running out, Brad. You're not long for this world, after all.
 
@RomanCuntDufus,

You have provided today's cuss word: douchenozzle. With this, you have won the opportunity to donate blood to some organization that will then $ell it. I AM just pointing out how million$ of people are being taken advantage of so 'non-profit organizations' can pay their directors and employees million$. Do what you want to.
 
I've documented a long-record of synchronisms on this thread; have you read them?
All you did was keeping the most autistic and useless diary of random tv commercials and pointless quotes.
I AM nobody's Lord
It would be more precise to say that you are nothing to everyone.

@RomanCuntDufus,

You have provided today's cuss word: douchenozzle. With this, you have won the opportunity to donate blood to some organization that will then $ell it. I AM just pointing out how million$ of people are being taken advantage of so 'non-profit organizations' can pay their directors and employees million$. Do what you want to.
What a noble existence, shittalking people for actually having morals and ideals that they follow up on by donating something that has the high probability of saving someone else's life. Brad, you're a fucking joke.
 
On video? What, you want to see magic tricks on YouTube? I've documented a long-record of synchronisms on this thread; have you read them?
The fuck are those?

Have you read GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com ? Please do. I solved the Theory of Everything and exposed thee Masonic secret (GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th) without breaking any oaths. I would say that solving the very elusive Theory of Everything without ever taking any physics or calculus class or any math or science class after 10th Grade is a miracle. Atheist Stephen Hawking never discovered the TOE.

FOD=6_4 being the mathematical model of Plan-it Nestor - our 'next-door neighbors where humanoids have a 'nest' or base - is the BIGGEST prediction in the history of scientific theory. When this is proven true, would you call this theoretical discovery a miracle?

I predict that the Five United Continents (FUC) will replace the Security Council at the United Nations. When that happens, would you say that's a miracle?
Looks like some Time Cube-esque incomprehensible gibberish.
 
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