Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@RomanCuntDufus,

You have provided today's cuss word: douchenozzle. With this, you have won the opportunity to donate blood to some organization that will then $ell it. I AM just pointing out how million$ of people are being taken advantage of so 'non-profit organizations' can pay their directors and employees million$. Do what you want to.
I love when you reveal more conspiracy theories you buy into, mainly because it's genuinely new content. Like this; you believe that giving blood is a ponzi scheme or some shit because of (insert trash source here). The best part is you act more like a vampire than the doc who draws the blood; you're the one who can't stop counting out numbers for fours or sevens. You know, a weakness of vampires in lore? Also senile old man confirmed; only ancient speds like Hirtes, Shaner, and other old senile clods who need to leave the internet and go into an old folks home use the cash sign for money when typing it.

And your "synchronicities" have no merit or value, since you only retroactively claim them after you've learned about them yourself. That's actually lamer than the Earthquake 'Prophets' who bilk gullibles like you out of money, who at least have a heuristic that can vaguely predict the future.
 
So GOD, the computer that controls the universe, can't handle slapping some fresh flesh on some old bones and plopping the soul back in?
Correct, that's utterly ridiculous even for you!
Sounds like a pretty shitty computer.
GOD takes note of your evaluation.
Yes, that's why people would like evidence of your being capable of doing anything. Your coincidence list demonstrates exactly the opposite.
In your opinion. Others don't feel that way.
Oh, you think you've actually solved the Theory of Everything with 10th grade math.
Physics is sometimes too difficult for physicists - mathematicians are needed. And in a few instances, physics is too simple74 for physicists - a drummer is needed.
Since it will never be proven true, it's a moot question.
NASA's James Webb Space Telescope will launch in 2021. It will discover where exactly Planet Nestor is at.
Would you care to set a date for when this replacement (FUC) is going to happen? Time is running out, Brad. You're not long for this world, after all.
Benjamin Franklin tried to abolish slavery on Feb. 12, 1790 when he submitted a bill to the US Congress. 19 years to-the-day, his soul was born-again as Abraham Lincoln. And 74 years after the Constitution was ratified in 1788, President Lincoln announced the Emancipation Proclamation.

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"Talis 4... Their solar system has 11 planets... Rigel 7... Factor 7 (to Talis 4)" - Star Trek OS, The Menagerie (S1/Ep11, 1966) on H&I. This two-part episode took the pilot with Captain7 Pike4 and worked it into The Menagerie.
 
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Awe did I hurt the old man's feelings again? Look Richard, I know more shit about every subject you come here to butcher and you know that. I am a better person than you and you also know that, and everyone here is more successful than you could ever hope to be.

You know what I've been doing for the past week? I've been doing physics and math tests for new courses. What have you been doing other than pretending that you're a good person and knowing anything about science and linguistics? Did your welfare get lowered? Is that why you've been so upset?

Oh and Richard, NASA will never find Nestor because your make believe ramblings don't exist. My daughter has more evidence that monsters are under her bed than you do for your planet.
 
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Correct, that's utterly ridiculous even for you!

Brad, when attempting a 'sick burn,' it helps to be proficient in the language you are attempting the diss in. You aren't, and as a result, have affirmed that yes, your belief that the godcomputer cannot perform a ressurection despite controlling existence is, to use your own words, utterly ridiculous.

GOD takes note of your evaluation.

Sure thing, Puddles. He can get in line behind Baal, Belial, Surtr, Set, and all the other gods I don't fear.

In your opinion. Others don't feel that way.

No one feels that your coincidence list proves your competence, much less your divinity.

Physics is sometimes too difficult for physicists - mathematicians are needed. And in a few instances, physics is too simple74 for physicists - a drummer is needed.

Yes, you just keep playing with your crayons and solving the big important math problems and leave the real physics and real mathematics to the professionals. And the real drumming, for that matter.

NASA's James Webb Space Telescope will launch in 2021. It will discover where exactly Planet Nestor is at.

As Nestor does not exist, that literally cannot happen.

Benjamin Franklin tried to abolish slavery on Feb. 12, 1790 when he submitted a bill to the US Congress. 19 years to-the-day, his soul was born-again as Abraham Lincoln. And 74 years after the Constitution was ratified in 1788, President Lincoln announced the Emancipation Proclamation.

"Talis 4... Their solar system has 11 planets... Rigel 7... Factor 7 (to Talis 4)" - Star Trek OS, The Menagerie (S1/Ep11, 1966) on H&I. This two-part episode took the pilot with Captain7 Pike4 and worked into The Menagerie.

So you can't offer any prediction when the UN will rebrand/ be replaced, then? What's the matter, afraid of another metaphorical light drizzle? And yep, that's you editing my text to add in the fake UN's initials/ cowardly swear word. How amazingly autistic of you, Puddle.
 
Others don't feel that way.
Absolutely everyone feels that way, Dicky Boy. You have absolutely noone that believes in your nonsense, not even Sivabruntha.
Noone has ever come to this place to defend you. Noone is using your own forum to talk about or with you.
Your stupid mangled History-Channel-Crap is as irrelevant as can be.
NASA's James Webb Space Telescope will launch in 2021. It will discover where exactly Planet Nestor is at.
No it won't cause Nestor isn't real. And you'll go to your grave, whining about how "they'll find it any day now".
Benjamin Franklin tried to abolish slavery
Benjamin Franklin was a granny-banger.
 
Donating your organs is even a BIGGER scam than donating blood.

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I just posted the following on https://listverse.com/2012/11/21/top-10-scandalous-freemason-secrets/

Freemasons' and Rosicrucians' BIGGEST secrets are from the ancient Sacred Mysteries: immortality through reincarnation and sacred geometry/gematria with its precept of "As Above, So Below" and the mathematical model of GOD=7_4.

The Mysteries of seemingly every ancient culture included the belief in immortality through reincarnation/rebirth/ transmigration of the soul/metempsychosis/resurrection (up until Jesus' near-death-experience that was mythologized as "death and resurrection"). This belief was especially important for a culture to impart on its warriors so as to die bravely knowing that they would be rewarded in the afterlife - returning as human in an ideal scenario.

The ancients all observed the saced 7 Luminaries/7 'Planets' - the 7 moving objects in the heavens - known today as the '7 Classical Planets' or '7 Naked-Eye Planets': Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. 4 of these can't be easily seen during daytime/4 don't cast shadows on Earth. There are 4 lunar phases of ~7 days (~7.4 days) each, hence the 7-day week and 4 weeks in a 'moonth'. Lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year. Orion has 7 stars with 4 being his shoulders and feet + Orion's Belt. The Big Dipper & Little Dipper are each 7 stars with 4 in the quadrilateral bowls. The Pleiades/7 Sisters is the 4th most recognizable asterism. Mars returns to the same point in relationship to the Sun and Earth every 47 years. Etc.

This sacred combination of 7 & 4 from Above was then repeated Below by the Babylonians, Egyptians, and Hebrews where their royal cubits were 7 palms x 4 fingers = 28 digits. (Common cubits are 6 palms.) The Roman Calendar has 7 thirty-one day months, 4 thirty day months + February's 28 days (7x4).

Masons aligned July 4, 1776 or GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th or 7 April 30: Good(7__4) Friday(74) when Jesus(74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19) the Messiah(74) was nailed on(74) the Cross(74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19). This alphanumeric code is called Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematira8,74 using 'the key'74 of A=1, B2, C3...O=15 or zero...Z26.
 
So was Dick at one point a Jehovah's Witness before being kicked out for being too broken and heretical? Because the only group I know of that reees at organ and blood transplants are those guys.
I assume he's just an asshole that thinks donating blood or organs is icky, so he's afraid of doing it himself and is now rationalizing why the noble donors are bad with made up bullshit.
Even if these organizations would be making a dime with this through shady practices (which in general, they don't), even then it would still help saving lives.
Edit: or maybe he's banned from donating due to a history substance abuse?

In short, it's just Brad being a shitty person trying to invent reasons why someone's sacrifice is bad while he's sitting on his malshaped, wrinkly ass all day, atrophying what's left of his brain with shitty TV, doing sweet fuck-all to help any other person.

And you know what? I think he doesn't even help Sivabruntha if he's not benefitting directly from it.
There was this instance where Brad "helped" Sivabruntha when the city wanted to change the zoning around her apartment to change a golf course and built a clubhouse (something along those lines, anyway). In the transcript, someone later points out that the zoning only affects a part of the golf course that's not in use anyway to which Brad replies that he's using it regularly. In hindsight, I feel like Brad couldn't give less of a shit about Sivabruntha's condo and was more concerned about keeping his little playground.
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The only somewhat noble thing he ever did was helping Sivabruntha to get a US citizenship, however maybe he was just doing so in order to keep access to his mail-order childbride.
 
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Kinda funny for someone who styles themselves Christ, they sure don't like to give.

Doubly ironic, since a sizable portion of Jesus' fame was giving his time to other people to feed them, heal them, or in some way do good for them.

He even gave a rich dude a case of the sads by telling him he needed to be willing to go poor if need be to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, and the guy just couldn't bear to do it and also upheld as virtuous an actual poor woman who gave what little she had to help others even though she couldn't really afford to do so but did it anyway.
 
Negatives to donating blood: You might feel slightly dizzy. The nice medics might make you -- horrors! -- lie down and eat some free crackers and juice. OH DEAR HEAVENS, NOT CAPRI-SUN!

Negatives to donating organs, bone, skin, and corneas, or even your entire face, post-decease: Fucking nothing. As ChurchOfGodBear already mentioned, you are dead at that point and some or all of your body is going to be going away anyway. In almost all of the cases except the face transplant, they can even arrange things so you can still have an open-casket funeral if that's what your relatives need for closure.

Negatives to donating liver lobes, bone marrow, or a kidney while still alive: You have to have surgery. You might need to hang around doctors a bit more for a while.

Positives to donating any of the above: The blood or organ goes into another person. They don't die! They may have complications and will definitely depend on doctors for immunosuppressants, and it's more complicated the more of you they get (e.g. a heart/lung transplant), but they stay alive! The corneas go into somebody else's eyes and the blind can see again... I mean, how much more Jesus-like does it get than that? The skin helps a burn patient, who is in unholy pain -- often through no fault of their own, e.g. maybe a firefighter's gear failed them while they were saving someone else because shit happens -- and even if you are having a skin graft for reasons that are technically your fault, like you're having a racist tattoo removed that is too large or in a bad place to be covered or dermabraded or w/e, it's still of benefit to society not having some guy walking around with a massive swastika on him. But I digress. Someone else who was in terrible trouble of one sort or another that caused them to lose bones or skin, or be in imminent danger of organ failure and resulting death, is saved.

In the US, a year after the transplant, donors and recipients can exchange contact info if both parties agree. There is a weepy but heartwarming video on YouTube somewhere in which an Army veteran describes how he came home, started college, randomly had his cheek swabbed for bone marrow donation suitability by the "Be the Match" Foundation, and saved the life of a seven-year-old girl with leukemia. In the video, they meet for the first time after exchanging anonymized cards and letters. The little girl, who is, as you would guess, alive, clings to the veteran and, for about the first minute of their acquaintance, just sobs all over him and repeats, "Thank you, thank you," because she knew exactly what was at stake and what he gave her and her entire family.

Any motherfucker who can watch that video (or any of the others like it -- this was not an isolated occasion) and still sneer at what marrow donation gave a family and call it a "scam" is not only not a Messiah, but is of dubious humanity, at best.
 
The virgin birth was a myth propagated so as to give Jesus a godlike nature like Alexander the Great (Greeks), Mithras (Persians), Horus (Egyptians), etc. The Ascension into the heavens74 described in Acts was also a myth used to give Jesus godlike powers. But the Ascension Story also provided Jesus with safety! Those that believed the story and even those who didn't realized that he was out of the picture and wasn't threating Hebrew dogma or the Roman leadership. Christianity eventually took over the Roman Empire with Emperor Constantine. He was bothered by the citizens making such a BIG deal of Jesus the Christ and not thinking of him as god on Earth which was the former tradition of emperors. But Constantine and emperors who followed him felt no threat from Jesus who had been dead for ~300 years and the Truth of his descendants was squashed.
The Revelation 5:1 describes a "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals" that only the returned Christ can produce. I've accomplished this with the "7 Seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories' that only Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce. See http://7seals.blogspot.com .

But what about the prophecy of Jesus' return? Well, the myth of the Ascension in Acts has him returning in the same body and floating down from the heavens while everyone is able to see this all-important event. Of course, this is very illogical and defies many laws of science, but over 50% of the 2.5 billion Christians worldwide believe this. The Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodox and most Protestant churches strongly oppose reincarnation! The Inquisition burned Giordano Bruno at the stake in Roma in 1600 for his teaching reincarnation (although History Channel's Ancient Aliens states it was because of his 'many-worlds' teaching). Ignoring/dismissing The Truth of reincarnation by the Vatican and other Christian leaders keeps them in power by them appearing to hold the Key74 to Heaven.


*Synchronism: 19:35 "Why is this number so important" - Colonial Insurance ad
If the virgin birth is a myth, why did God include it in the Quran? According to most Muslims, God sent Gabriel to teach Muhammad the Quran and to help him learn it. The virgin birth is still present in the Quran in 19:16-28.

And mention, [O Muhammad], in the Book [the story of] Mary, when she withdrew from her family to a place toward the east. And she took, in seclusion from them, a screen. Then We sent to her Our Angel, and he represented himself to her as a well-proportioned man. She said, "Indeed, I seek refuge in the Most Merciful from you, [so leave me], if you should be fearing of Allah." He said, "I am only the messenger of your Lord to give you [news of] a pure boy." She said, "How can I have a boy while no man has touched me and I have not been unchaste?" He said, "Thus [it will be]; your Lord says, 'It is easy for Me, and We will make him a sign to the people and a mercy from Us. And it is a matter [already] decreed.'

So she conceived him, and she withdrew with him to a remote place. And the pains of childbirth drove her to the trunk of a palm tree. She said, "Oh, I wish I had died before this and was in oblivion, forgotten."

But he called her from below her, "Do not grieve; your Lord has provided beneath you a stream. And shake toward you the trunk of the palm tree; it will drop upon you ripe, fresh dates. So eat and drink and be contented. And if you see from among humanity anyone, say, o'Indeed, I have vowed to the Most Merciful abstention, so I will not speak today to [any] man.' "

Then she brought him to her people, carrying him. They said, "O Mary, you have certainly done a thing unprecedented. O sister of Aaron, your father was not a man of evil, nor was your mother unchaste."

As the reincarnation of Muhammd, can you please enlighten me as to why it's present in the Quran? Could no one preserve it? If not, why should we believe anything in it? Same thing with the virgin birth in the Bible. If the Bible contains such a major error, why should we believe in Revelation 5:1? It's vague and it could have easily been made up.

Why should we believe anything you have to say? The last 2 decades of your life spent teaching the Quran as Muhammad were worthless. You couldn't preserve it, no one after you could preserve it. Muslims don't believe much of the same things you do so you obviously taught them nothing. You didn't correct people's beliefs about the virgin birth while you were alive. According to your own beliefs and the own book you claim to have taught and received, your mission as Muhammad was a failure. You're a failure now even since you spend so much of your time on KF with people who don't believe you and think you're the dumbest member here.

Give us one reason to believe anything you say isn't dumb, batshit insane, or just plan autistic.
Uh...you'll save alot of money that way.
What a vile man you are (if you can even be considered a man). Changing someone's post to make it look like he was talking about sucking his own dick simply because you're butthurt that you can't outsmart anyone here.
Reminder that Brad thinks he was Muhammad. The founder of the Islam faith just officially sanctioned your opinion as Islamic Content.
Brad even agrees with you, see? He rated your comment as Islamic Content as well.
In your opinion. Others don't feel that way.
Everyone but you feel that way. Everyone.
NASA's James Webb Space Telescope will launch in 2021. It will discover where exactly Planet Nestor is at.
Give us a date, Brad. Give us the date they'll discover Nestor. Come on, 'Christ II', go ask God when it will happen.
Donating your organs is even a BIGGER scam than donating blood.
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I just posted the following on https://listverse.com/2012/11/21/top-10-scandalous-freemason-secrets/

Freemasons' and Rosicrucians' BIGGEST secrets are from the ancient Sacred Mysteries: immortality through reincarnation and sacred geometry/gematria with its precept of "As Above, So Below" and the mathematical model of GOD=7_4.

The Mysteries of seemingly every ancient culture included the belief in immortality through reincarnation/rebirth/ transmigration of the soul/metempsychosis/resurrection (up until Jesus' near-death-experience that was mythologized as "death and resurrection"). This belief was especially important for a culture to impart on its warriors so as to die bravely knowing that they would be rewarded in the afterlife - returning as human in an ideal scenario.

The ancients all observed the saced 7 Luminaries/7 'Planets' - the 7 moving objects in the heavens - known today as the '7 Classical Planets' or '7 Naked-Eye Planets': Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. 4 of these can't be easily seen during daytime/4 don't cast shadows on Earth. There are 4 lunar phases of ~7 days (~7.4 days) each, hence the 7-day week and 4 weeks in a 'moonth'. Lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year. Orion has 7 stars with 4 being his shoulders and feet + Orion's Belt. The Big Dipper & Little Dipper are each 7 stars with 4 in the quadrilateral bowls. The Pleiades/7 Sisters is the 4th most recognizable asterism. Mars returns to the same point in relationship to the Sun and Earth every 47 years. Etc.

This sacred combination of 7 & 4 from Above was then repeated Below by the Babylonians, Egyptians, and Hebrews where their royal cubits were 7 palms x 4 fingers = 28 digits. (Common cubits are 6 palms.) The Roman Calendar has 7 thirty-one day months, 4 thirty day months + February's 28 days (7x4).

Masons aligned July 4, 1776 or GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th or 7 April 30: Good(7__4) Friday(74) when Jesus(74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19) the Messiah(74) was nailed on(74) the Cross(74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19). This alphanumeric code is called Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematira8,74 using 'the key'74 of A=1, B2, C3...O=15 or zero...Z26.
Selling donated organs is not much of a scam if you're already dead, you moron. Also, quit autistically changing your posts' colors.
Negatives to donating blood: You might feel slightly dizzy. The nice medics might make you -- horrors! -- lie down and eat some free crackers and juice. OH DEAR HEAVENS, NOT CAPRI-SUN!

Negatives to donating organs, bone, skin, and corneas, or even your entire face, post-decease: Fucking nothing. As ChurchOfGodBear already mentioned, you are dead at that point and some or all of your body is going to be going away anyway. In almost all of the cases except the face transplant, they can even arrange things so you can still have an open-casket funeral if that's what your relatives need for closure.

Negatives to donating liver lobes, bone marrow, or a kidney while still alive: You have to have surgery. You might need to hang around doctors a bit more for a while.

Positives to donating any of the above: The blood or organ goes into another person. They don't die! They may have complications and will definitely depend on doctors for immunosuppressants, and it's more complicated the more of you they get (e.g. a heart/lung transplant), but they stay alive! The corneas go into somebody else's eyes and the blind can see again... I mean, how much more Jesus-like does it get than that? The skin helps a burn patient, who is in unholy pain -- often through no fault of their own, e.g. maybe a firefighter's gear failed them while they were saving someone else because shit happens -- and even if you are having a skin graft for reasons that are technically your fault, like you're having a racist tattoo removed that is too large or in a bad place to be covered or dermabraded or w/e, it's still of benefit to society not having some guy walking around with a massive swastika on him. But I digress. Someone else who was in terrible trouble of one sort or another that caused them to lose bones or skin, or be in imminent danger of organ failure and resulting death, is saved.

In the US, a year after the transplant, donors and recipients can exchange contact info if both parties agree. There is a weepy but heartwarming video on YouTube somewhere in which an Army veteran describes how he came home, started college, randomly had his cheek swabbed for bone marrow donation suitability by the "Be the Match" Foundation, and saved the life of a seven-year-old girl with leukemia. In the video, they meet for the first time after exchanging anonymized cards and letters. The little girl, who is, as you would guess, alive, clings to the veteran and, for about the first minute of their acquaintance, just sobs all over him and repeats, "Thank you, thank you," because she knew exactly what was at stake and what he gave her and her entire family.

Any motherfucker who can watch that video (or any of the others like it -- this was not an isolated occasion) and still sneer at what marrow donation gave a family and call it a "scam" is not only not a Messiah, but is of dubious humanity, at best.
Of course his humanity is questionable. Brad has proved time and time again just how much of an atrocious human being he really is. Even if his beliefs weren't crazy, his very nature alone proves he isn't who he claims to be but how much of a horrible person he is.
 
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The term 'rapture' is not found in the Bible and its concept is false. The Bible is clear that the Christ returns and ushers in 1,000 years of peace.
Maybe there's no Rapture, but there's reasonable doubt the Bible is doctored.
The appendices of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion ( the original ones, not the copies doctored by the Tsarist Okhrana and the Nazis) say that there will be a Convergence, a binding of fleshes and souls that will give birth to a new God.
God's purposes is to create other God entities.
What's your stance of this?
How come you never mentioned this fundamental information?
 
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