Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Chickens are more useful to society than...just saying.
Yes, chickens are useful to society - we agree on something.

Sentence: You'll be reincarnated as hens for 35,000 years with 4,000 years non-commutable. W hen you're born-again as human, it'll be under really hellish circumstances.


Synchronism: 13:29 "Then for you, you can buy one box of eggs for your breakfast." - 'mother-in-law'
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(I AM off to Kentucky Fried Chicken.)

At least he'll make some nice tasty meals and provide some eggs.
Eggsactly.
editing it on a device that automatically corrects supposeded spelling errors! Oh, how could I make such an awful mistake? Perhaps I should learn how to write from Brad. Perhaps he could teach me how to spell
You misspelled supposed.
I could have sworn it was a lot not alot.
Alot is an alternate spelling as is bol. I just learned that most people are spelling it as Earthlike now - it has quickly evolved in about 10 years from Earth-like.
I'll be glad to return the favor by correcting every single spelling mistake and missing word in yours.
Do that. Now you'll have a porpoise in your life.
 
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Alot is an alternate spelling as is bol.
Is alternate a different spelling for idiotic?

Brad, Alot is the name of a town. The word alot (when it's uncapitalized) is never in anything printed because it is a misspelling. The only people who use alot seriously are people who are talking about how it is not a word, people who accidentally misspelled a lot, people talking about the town Alot (which, of course, would always be capitalized), people who don't care about spelling or grammar, and idiots.
 
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If Adamska spent his time insulting people with talents and abilities he wouldn't be insulting you, Brad.
If Dick actually was able to read and not just pick out words randomly in people's arguments to feed his persecution complex to prevent killing himself; he'd learn that coloring his words only makes him look demented, since only a crazy man would spam colors or randomly underline words. Doing this turns any argument into an escaped lunatic's manifesto.

Also the fact that he's projecting his own insecurities on me is hilarious.
 
If Dick actually was able to read and not just pick out words randomly in people's arguments to feed his persecution complex to prevent killing himself; he'd learn that coloring his words only makes him look demented, since only a crazy man would spam colors or randomly underline words. Doing this turns any argument into an escaped lunatic's manifesto.

Also the fact that he's projecting his own insecurities on me is hilarious.
Unfortunately, he'll never stop having selective hearing. He'll never learn how to read well either since that would involve taking criticism seriously, realizing that he isn't always correct, and striving hard to better himself.

We all know he's not going to do any of that. He's not going to accept that he should stop doing something if people always think he's insane or dumb for doing it. He'll keep doing it and keep being the sensitive little clitoris he is when people point out the problems with what he does. His god complex will just kick in and he'll do everything he can to avoid admitting what a hypocritical, idiotic failure he really is.
 
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You come up with some excellent insults. At what age did you realize that this was your only talent? 6? 7? Have you thought about how this is how you deal with not having any talents*/abilities - you insult those who do? I AM sure I AM not your 1st attempt. Do you spend alot of time on Kiwi Farms insulting others? How sad and what a waste of being human. Well, The SYSTEM will fix that.

You'll be reincarnated as factory chickens for 35,000 years, but you can REPENT and your sentence will be reduced to 4,000 years. Ya, you'll be very low on the pecking order for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time47.


*Synchronism: 11:45 "What kind of therapy did you go through?" - interviewer of Andrew Luck on ESPN2
Implying that pointing out coincidences in life where you can point out 2 numbers is a talent. I know 1st graders that can do what you do. The only difference being the 1st grade will grow up and actually learn how actual science works, unlike you who reads books you dont understand thinking that makes you smart.

I'm saying you're dumber that a 1st grader is you didnt understand Brad.
 
@The Teletubbies Truth - That person with those long, sexy Teletubbies,

I use alot alot; actually, I use alot all of the time.

Have you heard the BREAKING NEWS of Earthlike replacing Earth-like?! It's HUGE!

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@[W A P O R V A V E],

All my money is bet on Planet Nestor. All yours is bet against it. When it's confirmed, I expect you to pay up.

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"Surely coincidence explains it." "I doubt it."... "You're not only responsible for all those chickens, but also the eggs they would have laid." - M*A*S*H, Trick or Treatment (S11/Ep2, 1982) on MeTV 7:40 & 7:47 pm

Isn't that a BIG COINCIDENCE?!

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Unfortunately, he'll never stop having selective hearing.
I didn't hear that.

just pick out words randomly in people's arguments...coloring his words...demented...a crazy man...spam colors or randomly underline words...is hilarious.
I AM here to entertain.
 
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I just commented on https://www.space.com/30172-six-most-earth-like-alien-planets.html ...

Planet Nestor is the predicted nearest 'true Earthlike plan-it'; it's 'next-door' to us and humanoids have a 'nest' or base there. Nestor was built(64=B2+U21+I9+L12+T20) with the mathematical model/algorithm of FOD=6_4... Nestor has 6 continents & 4 seasons, their '6 Seas' & 4 oceans, 64% of its surface is water. Its large moon has 4 phases of a little over 6 days (~6.4 days) each. (Its lunar month is 25.5 days.) Their lunar year is 306 days + 6 day week + 4 days = 316 day solar year with a leap year every 4 years. Its two interior planets are at .6 & .4 AU. Their 'Venus' has an orbit of 6.4 average Nestor months (26.33 days each) of ~168.5 days. Besides Nestor, its solar system has 6 planets with 4 being non-rocky gas or ice giants. Their 'Saturn' has an orbit of ~25.6 Nestor years (4 'seasons' of 6.4 years each). Their 6th planet (including Nestor) from their sun has the 4th largest mass in their solar system and has a diameter of 4x Nestor's. From Nestor's surface, 6 moving objects - their 6 Classical Planets - can be seen with the naked eye (Sun, Moon, & 4 'wandering stars'/planets) and 4 of these don't cast shadows on Nestor/4 can't be easily seen during the daytime. Their Big Dipper is 6 stars with 4 making up its quadrilateral ladle. It points towards its Polaris which is at the end of the handle of its Little Dipper: again, 6 stars w/ 4 in its ladle. Polaris may currently be their North Star. They observe their 'Mars' returning to the same point against the background of stars and in relationship to its Sun and Nestor every 46 years.

Superstrings theory (M-theory) states there are 6 additional dimensions of hyperspace + the 4 common dimensions. Unified Strings 21 or 19 Dimensions & Aspects of Spacetime adds the analysis of time as 6 aspects of 'regular time' + 4 aspects of 'hypertime', thus providing a very simple symmetry breaking. The Nestling brain, heart, muscles and newborns are 64% water. They speak Eqfish(6 letters, 64=E5+Q17+F6+I9+S19+H8], they recofnize FOD as The Creator, they love playinf checkers and chess (64-square board), and their gavorite beer is Miller 64. For further explanation, see my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.21.09 Identifying 'True Earth-like Planets' - All New Worlds Are Built On 7_4 (like Earth) Or 6_4 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com . (NASA Conference Missions for Exoplanets: 2010-2020 held in the Pasadena Hilton.

@Catwoman VS John Ritter,

And your screen name is the most entertaining thing about you. Why not formally change it?

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Dick's still reduced to spamming like a tantruming child it seems. I also find it amusing the most 'effort' (in that he probably is just spamming it whole hog from some other shithole) with no thought that his autistic fantasy land is the "true and honest" version of an 'earth-like' world. I guess Proxima Centauri b's existence really booty blasted him.

Probably almost as hard as when his disasterthon failed, he couldn't kill an old Jewish man's family with his mind, or when the evil Jimmy Rump's inauguration didn't snow out.
 
I feel bad for the mod who is going is going through the trouble of merging Brad's posts because he's too much of an incompetent asshole to put multiple quotes in one post.

@The Teletubbies Truth - That person with those long, sexy Teletubbies,

I use alot alot; actually, I use alot all of the time.

Have you heard the BREAKING NEWS of Earthlike replacing Earth-like‽ It's HUGE!

Of course you're dumb enough to think alot and a lot is similar to Earthlike and Earth-like.

Like is a suffix, Brad. It means something similar to something else (that something else being the word that comes before it). People often add hyphens to avoid confusion. Take shell-like, for example. It looks less confusing and looks better than shelllike.

Lot has different meanings, one of which is "a large amount." A-, however, is a prefix that means without. Take, for example, asexuality as opposed to sexuality or atheist as opposed to theist. With the exception of names or similar things (the Indian town Alot is a great example of this), it is not usual for words to begin with a and then a normal word. The word amount is an example of an exception. The word amount comes from the Latin ad- and mont while the word a we use so often doesn't.

Now, just because a word begins with a doesn't mean it's the prefix a-. For example, take the word aardvark. It does not have the prefix a-. Why? Because ardvark is not a word. There is no point in having a word for being without something when the original thing doesn't exist. Moral people exist, so it is logical to have the word amoral. Typical people exist, so it is logical to have the word atypical. Ardvarks do not exist, so it is illogical to have a word meaning without ardvarks. The same thing can be said about the word antihero. Ntihero is not a word. It is not a combination of the prefix a- and another word like the word asexuality is a combination of a- and sexuality. The prefix anti- has its own separate meaning despite beginning with a.

The prefix a- also has other usages such as meaning "sense away, up, on, out." A good example of this is the word await. Then there is its meaning "to show a state, condition, or manner." Afire is an example of this. The prefix a- has plenty of other usages, too.

These uses are considered rare and no longer productive, meaning they are no longer used to make new words in English. Only the meaning "without" is not obsolete.

Here is a link to a page from your precious Wikipedia that you trust so much:

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/a-#English

Do you now understand where you went wrong, you moron? Alot would mean without a large amount. The suffix -like is not similar and only an illiterate buffoon like you would think it is. Your use of alot is idiotic and inconsistent with the way English works. Normal, literate people do not think it's okay to fucking shove two words together that are normally apart when one of them implies a large amount while the other implies there's nothing there. Normal, literate people also don't say that this compares to Earthlike and Earth-like either.

But hey, I can't expect much from an old man who finds the Teletubbies hot and fantasizes about them and me so much he can't help but mix the two. Such a person is obviously exceptional and desperate.
@[W A P O R V A V E],

All my money is bet on Planet Nestor. All yours is bet against it. When it's confirmed, I expect you to pay up.

Give us the date when Nestor is confirmed. Do it, coward. I mean, if you're placing bets it has to happen during your lifetime which means it's probably going to happen in all of our lives.

What are you scared of, Brad? Are you scared that you'll be proven wrong just like you were proven wrong about there being a blizzard during Trump's inauguration? Come on, we're all waiting.
Implying that pointing out coincidences in life where you can point out 2 numbers is a talent. I know 1st graders that can do what you do. The only difference being the 1st grade will grow up and actually learn how actual science works, unlike you who reads books you dont understand thinking that makes you smart.

I'm saying you're dumber that a 1st grader is you didnt understand Brad.
This. Unfortunately, Brad is too far gone to truly understand this or anything else you've said. He's just an old man with a disease that is destroying his brain and has made him into a delusional mess. It's sad and I'm actually angry at his family and his girlfriend for letting him come to this point. They should have made sure he got the help he needed.

This post and everything else you say to him is going to go through one ear and out the other.
 
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It's sad and I'm actually angry at his family and his girlfriend for letting him come to this point.

Schizophrenia, as I understand it, most often manifests in young adulthood. Sivabruntha entered the picture way too late to convince Brad to get anything more than maintenance help... and he could still damn well use that, but it's his family who failed him far more and far more completely than she could have.
 
I just commented on https://www.space.com/30172-six-most-earth-like-alien-planets.html ...

Planet Nestor is the predicted nearest 'true Earthlike plan-it'; it's 'next-door' to us and humanoids have a 'nest' or base there. Nestor was built(64=B2+U21+I9+L12+T20) with the mathematical model/algorithm of FOD=6_4... Nestor has 6 continents & 4 seasons, their '6 Seas' & 4 oceans, 64% of its surface is water. Its large moon has 4 phases of a little over 6 days (~6.4 days) each. (Its lunar month is 25.5 days.) Their lunar year is 306 days + 6 day week + 4 days = 316 day solar year with a leap year every 4 years. Its two interior planets are at .6 & .4 AU. Their 'Venus' has an orbit of 6.4 average Nestor months (26.33 days each) of ~168.5 days. Besides Nestor, its solar system has 6 planets with 4 being non-rocky gas or ice giants. Their 'Saturn' has an orbit of ~25.6 Nestor years (4 'seasons' of 6.4 years each). Their 6th planet (including Nestor) from their sun has the 4th largest mass in their solar system and has a diameter of 4x Nestor's. From Nestor's surface, 6 moving objects - their 6 Classical Planets - can be seen with the naked eye (Sun, Moon, & 4 'wandering stars'/planets) and 4 of these don't cast shadows on Nestor/4 can't be easily seen during the daytime. Their Big Dipper is 6 stars with 4 making up its quadrilateral ladle. It points towards its Polaris which is at the end of the handle of its Little Dipper: again, 6 stars w/ 4 in its ladle. Polaris may currently be their North Star. They observe their 'Mars' returning to the same point against the background of stars and in relationship to its Sun and Nestor every 46 years.

Superstrings theory (M-theory) states there are 6 additional dimensions of hyperspace + the 4 common dimensions. Unified Strings 21 or 19 Dimensions & Aspects of Spacetime adds the analysis of time as 6 aspects of 'regular time' + 4 aspects of 'hypertime', thus providing a very simple symmetry breaking. The Nestling brain, heart, muscles and newborns are 64% water. They speak Eqfish(6 letters, 64=E5+Q17+F6+I9+S19+H8], they recofnize FOD as The Creator, they love playinf checkers and chess (64-square board), and their gavorite beer is Miller 64. For further explanation, see my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.21.09 Identifying 'True Earth-like Planets' - All New Worlds Are Built On 7_4 (like Earth) Or 6_4 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com . (NASA Conference Missions for Exoplanets: 2010-2020 held in the Pasadena Hilton.
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Schizophrenia, as I understand it, most often manifests in young adulthood. Sivabruntha entered the picture way too late to convince Brad to get anything more than maintenance help... and he could still damn well use that, but it's his family who failed him far more and far more completely than she could have.
That is true. His family failed him a lot more than she did. Schizophrenia tends to start after puberty but usually doesn't develop after 45. So, no matter when Brad's problem started, we're probably looking at a large amount of time before she entered the picture.

Still, though, she is his girlfriend. She's supposed to take care of her partner if he needs help, not let him do this to himself. The same thing if their roles were reversed.
 
Considering you don't have anything worth in assets we get nothing for this "bet" Richard. How about this...If you're wrong (and you are) you go and see a psychiatrist and get the medication you need to help with your schizophrenia and prove to us that you're seeking professional help then I'll take that bet. Everything I currently have vs curing your mental illness.
 
Considering you don't have anything worth in assets we get nothing for this "bet" Richard. How about this...If you're wrong (and you are) you go and see a psychiatrist and get the medication you need to help with your schizophrenia and prove to us that you're seeking professional help then I'll take that bet. Everything I currently have vs curing your mental illness.
I love this idea.

Well, what do you say, @Brad Watson_Miami ? You don't have anything to lose and you have everything to gain.
 
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