Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I've been discussing your cases with GOD and GOD now tells me, "The 35,000 year sentences are not too much and raise their non-commutable sentences - they're not going to repent anyway. The Kiwifarmers don't deserve a prestigious reincarnation like hippos and rhinos; they'll transmigrate as factory chickens, beef cows, and lab rats."

You're way too old for imaginary friends, dude.

Also: Why did you sentence Elsa Einstein to a shitty life, that question is still unanswered.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You're way too old for imaginary friends, dude.

Also: Why did you sentence Elsa Einstein to a shitty life, that question is still unanswered.

And why would you want to marry your first cousin? Isn't incest a sin in the Bible? Or is it okay because you were Noah or some shit?

 

[Trombonista]

Do you have a husband, boyfriend, gay lover - all three?

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

Charity was set up before Richard said he started his "theory" in 1997. Think that has something to do with what's happened in the past 20 years?

Probably. It was probably the last failure it took for Brad's madness to come to this.

Oh, I did nothing of that sort. I just pointed out that she must have been a really atrocious bitch in her earlier life if she's reborn in a shithole country into a poor family and then ends up on 'murica as the mail-order bride to some abusive asshole. You claim to be her soulmate of generations past and you claim to be God himself, that would mean you yourself cursed her for being a shitty person to get short-changed on her reincarnation like that.
Funny how that works. Mussolini and Hitler get reborn as super rich warmongers in high positions of power while your supposed soulmate suffers.
Come to think about it, if your current existence is about spreading your nonsense, how come you haven't been reborn into a fate that actually enables you to do that? You're just an ineffectual idiot in Miami, shitposting on an online stalker forum and noone has ever expressed the least bit of interest in your bullshit. You'll go to your grave, this thread will be locked and your legacy will be hundreds upon hundres of pages of impotent rage and whining.

Sadly, Brad doesn't get this. If he understood that people who he should have judged in past lives are living successful lives and people who he believes were good in their past lives (like Elsa) end up with awful lives, he might just get better. But that's not going to happen.

You're female, but you are no lady. Do you have a husband, boyfriend, gay lover - all three?

And you're no gentleman. A gentleman wouldn't go to someone's profile and write "FUC you", a gentleman wouldn't talk about piss all the time like you do, a gentleman wouldn't post literal shit all the time, and a gentleman just wouldn't be a vile old man like you are 24/7.

I'd ask you if you had someone in your life but you've already mentioned Brenda. If she's smart, though, she'll know you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy or, in her case, let crazy stick its dick in you. Nice job being an idiot regarding her gender, though. Was looking at her profile and seeing 'female' too much hard work for you?

Orion is 7 stars with 4 being his shoulders and feet + Orion's Belt.

You're still wrong. It's still not miraculous. And you're still dumb.

See GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com .

We don't need to see that. You've been sperging about your theory for years. We learned the url and we know exactly what kind of things are in your wiki: horseshit.

Kiwifarmers,

I've been discussing your cases with GOD and GOD now tells me, "The 35,000 year sentences are not too much and raise their non-commutable sentences - they're not going to repent anyway. The Kiwifarmers don't deserve a prestigious reincarnation like hippos and rhinos; they'll transmigrate as factory chickens, beef cows, and lab rats."

Translation and quick summary of this post and almost all of Brad's posts for those not new here or normally just skim over his shit. Also a prediction about what Brad's going to talk about in the future since he usually spams the same type of shit over and over again (please tell me how accurate my Brad impression and translation of all his posts is):

I AM Brad Watson from Miami and I AM God-incarnate and I AM Albert Einstein reincarnated and I AM the reincarnation of others that I rarely mention such as Muhammad and Joan of Arc. I have come to judge others even though I do the exact same evil FUC'd up things they do. I AM upset that some evil anonymous cowards on the Internet don't believe me and are trying to break the delusions I've spent years constructing because I can't deal with reality. I AM also upset that they're pointing out flaws in the theory I made. I've consulted my only friends about my fellow Kiwis. The voices said they won't ever repent so I SHOULD just raise my non-commutable sentences to get justice for my hurt feelings. WOW! This is such a revelation to me! Guess I'll just make alot more chickens, beef cows, and lab rats instead of hippos and rhinos. Guess I'll just keep reposting my autistic rants about 7s, 4s, GOD=7_4, FOD=6_4, my site http://GOD704.wikia.com, the Planet Nestor I can't prove exists and that I AM too scared to give a discovery date for, Jesus' birth, and my dumb belief about how he didn't die on a cross despite my belief in the Bible being reliable when it comes to its prophecies. Hey, did I tell you demons about how I AM God-incarnate yet? Do you believe in GOD? Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate? The Christ returns to "judge everyone according to their actions"? Answer them. These questions come from GOD.

Did I mention my site http://GOD704.wikia.com yet?

I better remind people to check out my site to know more despite me posting about GOD=7_4/FOD=6_4 and everything mundane and not miraculous for years. I AM sure the evil demons here have trouble remembering my sites, despite me pasting them everywhere on my thread and on my profile for people who will never believe me when I could bring my theory somewhere else. The demons here cyber bully me and I could stop this by leaving, but GOD (FOD on planet Nestor) the universal system tells me to stay. I AM here solely to entertain you demons since I AM not accomplishing anything else here or elsewhere. Did I mention I AM God-incarnate yet?

Pussy Kiwifarmers (especially you Anonymus Fluffer, The Teletubbies Truth, and RomanCuntDufus),

Sentence: The worst kind of luck for the rest of your lives for stating the truth, then all your eternal souls will be reincarnated as chickens (hens) for 35,000 years with 10,000 years non-commutable. When you're all born-again as humans, it'll be under the worst and most hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent... butt you won't.

http://7seals.yuku.com

See GOD=7_4 Theory at http://GOD704.wikia.com .*

*I posted this and got a really big 'coincidence!' It was posted at 11:47 A.M (A=1, M=13, 1+13=14) on a Wednesday (the 4th day of the week4). 'Coincidence?' "There Are No Coincidences." I AM Christ reincarnated and I AM Albert Einstein and this is only possible through fulling Revelation 5:1. These 'Beyond Einstein Theories' I keep talking about are the "7 Seals" revealed.. Y'shua taught reincarnation and science has now proven it (google that because I AM too lazy to give you my sources). I AM in charge of the fates of all you demons despite having never heard of you before I came here and having no idea what goes on in your lives unless you tell me. I AM fit to judge you all despite not knowing which one of you demons is worse. GOD (the voices in my head) talks to me but for some reason won't tell me something as simple as your names so I can get real revenge for my wounded feelings. Ya, I AM just going to have to stick to my animal reincarnation punishment despite how it doesn't discourage anyone from continuing.

There. That's pretty much all that regularly happens in this thread outside of people telling you you're wrong, Brad. You keep posting the same shit and that little thing I just did covers more than half of it. It is accurate and reflects your insanity. They say that insanity is when you keep doing something and expect different results. Which is what you've been for years.

You've made judgements about us, but God forbid anyone make a single judgement about you. You've posted your autistic links and Google searches so we can be 'enlightened', but you're not willing to listen to anything we post that might change your beliefs. You can insult our family and our relationships, but God forbid we say anything negative about Brenda or her relationship with you. You've pasted the same links and shit over and over again despite there already being hundreds of pages of it. You also continuously count things like the letters in certain words because your brain can't competed that there is such a thing as coincidences. You also post material including images you didn't make. You've also keep on changing the colors in your posts because your insane mind thinks it makes your posts TRUE and HONEST and more powerful. You won't stop posting your asinine sentences despite how many times people tell you you can't accurately judge people over the internet because you don't know anything else that goes on in our lives. For all you know, one of us could be a murder while the rest of us are simply guilty of hurting your feelings. How do you know you're giving the murderer a harder sentence? Or do you think hurting your feelings is a worse crime than murder? Tell me, Brad, is that just and sane? Of course it isn't. Only people sick in the head like you would think it is.

Brad, the reason we don't repent is because 1) we don't believe you. You've quoted Einstein saying that a theory must be simple enough for a child to understand it for it to have any value. No child would accept your theory. I could get my little nieces and nephew over here and let them ask you questions and you would still fail at explaining it. Why? Because they're sane and smart, unlike you.

2) You're a hypocrite. Everyone here knows that the Christ wouldn't be a hypocrite. You bitch about people being mean to you, but you have no problem being mean first. You were mean to me first. You first called me an asshole for giving you a rating you didn't like. To make it worse, it was a neutral one. That's pathetic, Brad. That brings me to another reason.

3) You're pathetic. The Christ wouldn't be so pathetic. He wouldn't throw fits just because someone said something that hurt his feelings. People crucified him and beat him and he still cried less than you do.

4) You're obviously schizophrenic. I'd go on with that, but there's too many reasons why it's obvious and we've gone through them already. I could write a book on everything you've said that defies basic logic alone.

Also: Why did you sentence Elsa Einstein to a shitty life, that question is still unanswered.

He won't answer that question. Answering that question would involve admitting his delusions are wrong.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Sentence: The worst kind of luck for the rest of your lives for stating the truth, then all your eternal souls will be reincarnated as chickens (hens) for 35,000 years with 10,000 years non-commutable. When you're all born-again as humans, it'll be under the worst and most hellish circumstances.

Judge Harry Stone over turns @Brad Watson_Miami verdict on the grounds of @Brad Watson_Miami lacking the legal authority in karmic law to levy such punishments

 

[Adamska]

Charity was set up before Richard said he started his "theory" in 1997. Think that has something to do with what's happened in the past 20 years? And thanks, found that while I was pickling some eggs.

Also what is up with Lolcows and charities and completely failing at them? At this point I believe Null could set one up despite all of the cows trying to ruin his life he'd succeed and flourish with one.

So I've been looking into Voiceguy and into why Richard here hates the guy so much (Don't worry man I wont dox you, you remind me of a larger Ed Greenwood lol). I can't find any faults in the guy and generally looks like the kindest man you'd ever meet and with a friendly smile that could fill a room AND what's this I see? A certain Aardvark.

Ah, I thought it was new. In this case, my guess was that was made before he completely slid into autistic number counting like a vampire, Dick may have been somewhat more functional back then; at least enough to where he could semi-do things with some success; including crime.

As for why he hated Voiceguy; basically he was angry that a similarly old and sort of inept at the internet man had a much nicer life than he did, even when including his tragedies. He was likely angry as hell that he had a family that would love him when he passes, that he had some form of success in life. He also really hated that Voiceguy was much more mired in Jewish gematria and theology in general than he was. Basically, Voiceguy beat him at his own autistic number game, and it made Dick shriek with autistic rage.

And I love that Dick thinks the voices in his head are God, and not a brain disease. I also find it amusing he thinks that tantruming and saying we'll all be reincarnated as stuff for eighty gorillion years does anything but give him the illusion that he won... and it doesn't even work, since he keeps doing it!

Fun fact for those new here: Dick used to do this and then block you at the same time if you exceeded the hurtful truth level or reduced him to tantruming. He genuinely combined the two, and this is why he keeps doing this; this used to be his way of "winning" and calming himself down; by cutting out everyone in the human population that tells him he's wrong. He actually had a minor breakdown and cried before leaving for a bit when staff gave us the tools to unblock people. This was after he blocked about 90% of the post goers and tried and turn the thread into his own echo chamber, so like his dead website where he talks to himself and panick-bans when anyone comes on there.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

And why would you want to marry your first cousin? Isn't incest a sin in the Bible? Or is it okay because you were Noah or some shit?

I wanted to say something about this before, but my last post was getting pretty long.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but the Bible doesn't prohibit marrying first cousins. Here are all the prohibited marriages and forbidden sexual relationships between relatives in the Bible:

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:7 (forbids people from sleeping with their mothers)

"'Do not dishonor your father by having sexual relations with your mother. She is your mother; do not have relations with her.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:8 (forbids people from sleeping with their father's wife)

'Do not have sexual relations with your father’s wife; that would dishonor your father.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:9 and Leviticus 8:11 (forbids people from sleeping with their sisters)

Do not have sexual relations with your sister, either your father’s daughter or your mother’s daughter, whether she was born in the same home or elsewhere (verse 9).

Do not have sexual relations with the daughter of your father’s wife, born to your father; she is your sister (verse 11).

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:10 (forbids people from sleeping with their son's daughter or daughter's daughter)

Do not have sexual relations with your son’s daughter or your daughter’s daughter; that would dishonor you.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:12-14 (forbids people from sleeping with their aunts)

Do not have sexual relations with your father’s sister; she is your father’s close relative.

Do not have sexual relations with your mother’s sister, because she is your mother’s close relative.

Do not dishonor your father’s brother by approaching his wife to have sexual relations; she is your aunt.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:15 (forbids people from sleeping with their daughter-in-laws)

Do not have sexual relations with your daughter-in-law. She is your son’s wife; do not have relations with her.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:16 (forbids people from sleeping with their sister-in-laws)

Do not have sexual relations with your brother’s wife; that would dishonor your brother.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:17 (forbids people from sleeping with their step-daughter)

Do not have sexual relations with both a woman and her daughter. Do not have sexual relations with either her son’s daughter or her daughter’s daughter; they are her close relatives. That is wickedness.

These same laws are found in Leviticus 20:11-21; Deuteronomy 22:30; Deuteronomy 27:20-23; and 1 Corinthians 5:1.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I wanted to say something about this before, but my last post was getting pretty long.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but the Bible doesn't prohibit marrying first cousins. Here are all the prohibited marriages and forbidden sexual relationships between relatives in the Bible:

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:7 (forbids people from sleeping with their mothers)

"'Do not dishonor your father by having sexual relations with your mother. She is your mother; do not have relations with her.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:8 (forbids people from sleeping with their father's wife)

'Do not have sexual relations with your father’s wife; that would dishonor your father.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:9 and Leviticus 8:11 (forbids people from sleeping with their sisters)

Do not have sexual relations with your sister, either your father’s daughter or your mother’s daughter, whether she was born in the same home or elsewhere (verse 9).

Do not have sexual relations with the daughter of your father’s wife, born to your father; she is your sister (verse 11).

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:10 (forbids people from sleeping with their son's daughter or daughter's daughter)

Do not have sexual relations with your son’s daughter or your daughter’s daughter; that would dishonor you.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:12-14 (forbids people from sleeping with their aunts)

Do not have sexual relations with your father’s sister; she is your father’s close relative.

Do not have sexual relations with your mother’s sister, because she is your mother’s close relative.

Do not dishonor your father’s brother by approaching his wife to have sexual relations; she is your aunt.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:15 (forbids people from sleeping with their daughter-in-laws)

Do not have sexual relations with your daughter-in-law. She is your son’s wife; do not have relations with her.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:16 (forbids people from sleeping with their sister-in-laws)

Do not have sexual relations with your brother’s wife; that would dishonor your brother.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:17 (forbids people from sleeping with their daughter-in-laws)

Do not have sexual relations with both a woman and her daughter. Do not have sexual relations with either her son’s daughter or her daughter’s daughter; they are her close relatives. That is wickedness.

These same laws are found in Leviticus 20:11-21; Deuteronomy 22:30; Deuteronomy 27:20-23; and 1 Corinthians 5:1.

That explains the existence of Georgia and Virginia so much

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I'm sorry to tell you this, but the Bible doesn't prohibit marrying first cousins.

If it did the Hapsburgs would have been considered heretics a long time ago.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I wanted to say something about this before, but my last post was getting pretty long.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but the Bible doesn't prohibit marrying first cousins. Here are all the prohibited marriages and forbidden sexual relationships between relatives in the Bible:

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:7 (forbids people from sleeping with their mothers)

"'Do not dishonor your father by having sexual relations with your mother. She is your mother; do not have relations with her.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:8 (forbids people from sleeping with their father's wife)

'Do not have sexual relations with your father’s wife; that would dishonor your father.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:9 and Leviticus 8:11 (forbids people from sleeping with their sisters)

Do not have sexual relations with your sister, either your father’s daughter or your mother’s daughter, whether she was born in the same home or elsewhere (verse 9).

Do not have sexual relations with the daughter of your father’s wife, born to your father; she is your sister (verse 11).

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:10 (forbids people from sleeping with their son's daughter or daughter's daughter)

Do not have sexual relations with your son’s daughter or your daughter’s daughter; that would dishonor you.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:12-14 (forbids people from sleeping with their aunts)

Do not have sexual relations with your father’s sister; she is your father’s close relative.

Do not have sexual relations with your mother’s sister, because she is your mother’s close relative.

Do not dishonor your father’s brother by approaching his wife to have sexual relations; she is your aunt.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:15 (forbids people from sleeping with their daughter-in-laws)

Do not have sexual relations with your daughter-in-law. She is your son’s wife; do not have relations with her.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:16 (forbids people from sleeping with their sister-in-laws)

Do not have sexual relations with your brother’s wife; that would dishonor your brother.

Spoiler: Leviticus 18:17 (forbids people from sleeping with their daughter-in-laws)

Do not have sexual relations with both a woman and her daughter. Do not have sexual relations with either her son’s daughter or her daughter’s daughter; they are her close relatives. That is wickedness.

These same laws are found in Leviticus 20:11-21; Deuteronomy 22:30; Deuteronomy 27:20-23; and 1 Corinthians 5:1.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but is there nothing about "do not sleep with your daughter"?

That explains the existence of Georgia and Virginia so much

And Shelbyville.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but is there nothing about "do not sleep with your daughter"?


And Shelbyville.

There are verses about how you shouldn't sleep with a woman and her daughter (posted one already, I just accidentally labeled it as talking about daughter-in-laws instead. It was the last one), which would exclude father-daughter relations since a man can't have a biological child without having sex with her mother. The wording in the verse stresses how it's important to not have sex with the woman and HER daughter, not the man's. This means the verse specifically comdemns sleeping with step-daughters since it specified it being the mother's daughter.

There are no verses that outright say to not have sex with your biological daughters. This could be because that's made obvious by that verse (after all, why would you be allowed to marry your full blooded daughter but not someone who is only related by marriage?) and by the commandment against sleeping with granddaughters. Since age isn't an issue when it comes to marriage in the Bible, there's no logical reason why you would be forbidden to marry your granddaughter but not your daughter.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

855.740.PLAN South Beach Diet ad CNN 8.23.18 14:12

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

855.740.PLAN South Beach Diet ad CNN 8.23.18 14:12

Why is that significant? Feeling a bit chunky lately?

 

[Monika H.]

Why is that significant? Feeling a bit chunky lately?

It is safe to assume he didn't know how to assume @The Telomerase Truth's points, so here goes the nonsense reply.

 

[Trombonista]

It is safe to assume he didn't know how to respond to @The Telomerase Truth's points, so here goes the "synchronism."

FTFY

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

It is safe to assume he didn't know how to assume @The Telomerase Truth's points, so here goes the nonsense reply.

I just save myself the time and assume Brad doesn't understand anything we say. I've yet to be wrong.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I just save myself the time and assume Brad doesn't understand anything we say.

What does that mean?

 

[Monika H.]

What does that mean?

That our replier are far out you reception.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

And why would you want to marry your first cousin? Isn't incest a sin in the Bible?

I don't believe the Bible prohibits marrying your 1st cousin. You can research that and get back to us. Albert and Elsa Einstein had no children together.

Or is it okay because you were Noah or some shit?

I was Noah and some shit.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

It is safe to assume he didn't know how to assume @The Telomerase Truth's points, so here goes the nonsense reply.

It is also safe to assume that @ChurchOfGodBear 's guess is right. I wouldn't put it past Brad to consume more unhealthy and fattening foods than a man his age should simply because he saw 4s and 7s.

He has already talked about the prices of TGI Fridays' menu items being $7 and $4.

Spoiler: Brad's post

He has also noted how much something he bought cost simply because he saw the same numbers somewhere else

Spoiler

Note the sentence before that link.

It's not unlikely that when he went to KFC Monday, he ate shit he shouldn't have because of 4s and 7s. He's only sperging about the South Beach Diet because of 7s and 4s, his possible weight gain, and because he needs a distraction from how butthurt he is from my post.

Also, @Brad Watson_Miami , note my votes in that poll.