Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
I really find it funny that Dick is trying to play music expert here in the petty hopes of hurting feelings. Really shows how much he despises his dead-end life, and how much he wants everyone to suffer as he has. He also conveniently forgot how I dug up those times he reveled in Voiceguy's tragedies, claimed he did them himself, and how he actually was piss-mad to the point he stalked him offsite because this old Jewish guy beat him at his number games.

Though I reckon that drums are probably the easiest instrument to learn play, since at least shit like synth and trombones take a bit to get something approaching music, while you can get a basic rhythm going even as a layman. Getting the timing right means it scales up in difficulty, but I can tell that the reason Dick became a drummer was that low bar of entry.

Also using your girlfriend as a trophy really shows off how pathetic you are man. Doubly so since she's only with you because her standards are essentially "He doesn't hit me".
 
@Iwasamwillbe,

There is a mechanism in place that I've exposed and simply explained: The Conglomerate of Universes/Universe Creation Theory...

The Big Bang-Bit Banga supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 & information - 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole at the center of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities of relativity in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth-life-death-transformation-rebirth cycle in The Conglomerate of Universes (multiverse without bubble universes & parallel worlds). This Universe & that SBH share the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole w/ energy transformed & information transferred. Our Universe is the offspring of another universe. This ‘simple’ cause-&-effect explains infinite space & eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to an animal to
a universe to a mind.
 
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@Iwasamwillbe,

There is a mechanism in place that I've exposed and simply explained: The Conglomerate of Universes/Universe Creation Theory...

The Big Bang-Bit Banga supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 & information - 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole at the center of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities of relativity in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth-life-death-transformation-rebirth cycle in The Conglomerate of Universes (multiverse without bubble universes & parallel worlds). This Universe & that SBH share the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole w/ energy transformed & information transferred. Our Universe is the offspring of another universe. This ‘simple’ cause-&-effect explains infinite space & eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to an animal to a universe to a mind.
That salad of technobabble jargon means absolutely fucking jack shit to me.

SHOW ME A SIGN.

SHOW ME A MARVEL.

SHOW ME A WONDER.

SHOW ME A MYSTERY, A SENSATION, A SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENON.

SHOW ME A FUCKING MIRACLE.

Then I might believe you.
 
@Iwasamwillbe,

There is a mechanism in place that I've exposed and simply explained: The Conglomerate of Universes/Universe Creation Theory...

The Big Bang-Bit Banga supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 & information - 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole at the center of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities of relativity in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth-life-death-transformation-rebirth cycle in The Conglomerate of Universes (multiverse without bubble universes & parallel worlds). This Universe & that SBH share the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole w/ energy transformed & information transferred. Our Universe is the offspring of another universe. This ‘simple’ cause-&-effect explains infinite space & eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to an animal to a universe to a mind.
That doesn't actually answer his question.
 
So I've been reading through the thread again. Richard made a lot of emphasis on how much he made at his gigs (the amount of 7's in them make me doubt he was paid this much but it's within reasonable amount for doing a single show). He never mentioned if this was a monthly thing, just singular shows and too pride in how much (even when in the grand scheme of things it's little since he's not working every day every month).

Is making a few hundred in a day really that big of a deal for you Richard?
 
And yet he claims to be Muhammad, a man who taught a book that said Jesus was born from a virgin. Being Muhammad and having a book that claims to be literally God's words, he could have personally made sure that belief didn't make it in.
For someone claiming to be Muhammad, he never quoted any passages from the Quran.. :thinking:
That salad of technobabble jargon means absolutely fucking jack shit to me.

SHOW ME A SIGN.

SHOW ME A MARVEL.

SHOW ME A WONDER.

SHOW ME A MYSTERY, A SENSATION, A SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENON.

SHOW ME A FUCKING MIRACLE.

Then I might believe you.
Brad's supposed miracle was to make Trump lose his election. Think about it for a second.
 
That salad of technobabble jargon means absolutely fucking jack shit to me.

SHOW ME A SIGN.

SHOW ME A MARVEL.

SHOW ME A WONDER.

SHOW ME A MYSTERY, A SENSATION, A SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENON.

SHOW ME A FUCKING MIRACLE.

Then I might believe you.
I already called him out on that. He said "anything I do, you'll just say I didnt do." So he basically admitted he can't do anything. You arent God Brad. You're just very schizophrenic.
 
@Iwasamwillbe,

There is a mechanism in place that I've exposed and simply explained: The Conglomerate of Universes/Universe Creation Theory...

The Big Bang-Bit Banga supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 & information - 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole at the center of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities of relativity in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth-life-death-transformation-rebirth cycle in The Conglomerate of Universes (multiverse without bubble universes & parallel worlds). This Universe & that SBH share the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole w/ energy transformed & information transferred. Our Universe is the offspring of another universe. This ‘simple’ cause-&-effect explains infinite space & eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to an animal to a universe to a mind.
You've neither proven jack nor shit and jack skipped town.
 
"74 days until the midterm elections." - CNN 7:31
"Record in the 74th minute." - ESPN, 7:38

That salad of technobabble jargon means absolutely fucking jack shit to me.
Wrong, there are no technology terms used in Seal #1 - there are cosmological terms.

One of the main things that the returned Christ does is "Judge everyone according to their actions". You've shown me strong disrespect, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 8.25.18 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

Note: I strongly suggest you show me the respect that the 2nd Coming deserves. If not, you'll be Judged and Sentenced accordingly.
 
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Wrong, there are no technology terms used in Seal #1 - there are cosmological terms.

For someone who watches Star Trek so much you sure are ignorant of what technobabble consists of.

One of the main things that the returned Christ does is "Judge everyone according to their actions". You've shown me strong disrespect, therefore...

BY the power77 vested in me by GOD as the Christ77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20, I hereby rule that 8.25.18 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.

Note: I strongly suggest you show me the respect that the 2nd Coming deserves. If not, you'll be Judged and Sentenced accordingly.

You deserve no respect, puddle. Just a white coat and a padded room.
 
I AM rereading a Stephen Hawking paper from 2016 this morning. "Things can get out of a black hole both on the outside and possibly come out in another universe." - https://www.sciencealert.com/stephe...olution-to-the-black-hole-information-paradox

The Conglomerate of Universes/Universe Creation Theory

The Big Bang-Bit Banga supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 & information - 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole at the center of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities of relativity in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth-life-death-transformation-rebirth cycle in The Conglomerate of Universes (multiverse without bubble universes & parallel worlds). This Universe & that SBH share the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole w/ energy transformed & information transferred. Our Universe is the offspring of another universe. This ‘simple’
cause-&-effect explains infinite space & eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to an animal to
a universe to a mind.
 
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I AM rereading a Stephen Hawking paper from 2016 this morning. "Things can get out of a black hole both on the outside and possibly come out in another universe." - https://www.sciencealert.com/stephe...olution-to-the-black-hole-information-paradox

The Conglomerate of Universes/Universe Creation Theory

The Big Bang-Bit Banga supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 & information - 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole at the center of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities of relativity in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth-life-death-transformation-rebirth cycle in The Conglomerate of Universes (multiverse without bubble universes & parallel worlds). This Universe & that SBH share the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole w/ energy transformed & information transferred. Our Universe is the offspring of another universe. This ‘simple’ cause-&-effect explains infinite space & eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to an animal to
a universe to a mind.
Your reading comprehension is terrible Richard
As Perry admitted, he, Hawking, and Strominger are not 100 percent sure if this is the right answer to the black hole information paradox, but their paper is now out there for their peers to pick over everything and help them figure it out. "We’re saying that it’s a step on the way," he concludes.
As of 2018
The Black Hole Information Paradox, Stephen Hawking's Greatest Puzzle, Is Still Unsolved
https://www.forbes.com/sites/starts...eatest-puzzle-is-still-unsolved/#3485e9f11c66
 
@Iwasamwillbe,

There is a mechanism in place that I've exposed and simply explained: The Conglomerate of Universes/Universe Creation Theory...

The Big Bang-Bit Banga supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 & information - 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole at the center of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities of relativity in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth-life-death-transformation-rebirth cycle in The Conglomerate of Universes (multiverse without bubble universes & parallel worlds). This Universe & that SBH share the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole w/ energy transformed & information transferred. Our Universe is the offspring of another universe. This ‘simple’ cause-&-effect explains infinite space & eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to an animal to
a universe to a mind.
This is not a "mechanism ", you haven't exposed it, and it sure as fuck ain't simple.

Literally every word of this is wrong.
 
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