Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Remember that Nestor is Dickie's own CWCville or Autistan; it is just his imaginary friend that he uses to pretend he does matter to a cruel and uncaring universe. It's there so he can pretend to have actually done something with his life.

It's his hugbox and la-la land when the TV doesn't shit out enough sevens and fours for him to do his number vampire game.
 
Remember that Nestor is Dickie's own CWCville or Autistan; it is just his imaginary friend that he uses to pretend he does matter to a cruel and uncaring universe. It's there so he can pretend to have actually done something with his life.

It's his hugbox and la-la land when the TV doesn't shit out enough sevens and fours for him to do his number vampire game.
I wonder if he had come up with something as ridiculous and useless as Nestor if he had ever managed to procreate. Granted, the poor kids would have suffered under his delusions instead, but I think he'd not be so desperate to come up with some sort of cosmic pseudo-zinger to make his life feel validated and meaningful.
 
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I wonder if he had come up with something as ridiculous and useless as Nestor if he had ever managed to procreate. Granted, the poor kids would have suffered under his delusions instead, but I think he'd not be so desperate to come up with some sort of cosmic pseudo-zinger to make his life feel validated and meaningful.
If Bead managed to procreate, there's a much better chance someone would be seeing that he gets the help he now needs.
 
11:00 "You're a 7." "If I'm a 7, you're a 4." 11:20 "1947" - Mom, ---. 11:30 "Brad" - Mom, Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute on FXX
 
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"We've been in business for 47 years before you got here and did just fine." - movie Trading Places on BET 21:00

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Huh, my sister was just watching Mom. Does this make her the reincarnation of Mary Magdalene?
No, it makes her the sister of an idiot - an evil idiot.

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Mayflower Passengers and those who survived the first year ...
https://store.thehistorylist.com/.../mayflower-passengers-and-those-who-survived-the-f...

The Mayflower launched with 102 passengers - 74 male and 28 (7x4) female - and a ... who, 'Saints' and 'Strangers' together, would become known as the Pilgrims.
 
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Fails to mention the history of the ship and the 37 crew members and it's captain. All the schizo cares about is numbers. A good example that he doesn't know or care about history and just looks for certain numbers to get off on with his number fetish.

By the way, technically there were 105 passengers as three of the women on board were pregnant, but we all know how much you hate children so you'd skip that little fact.
 
"We've been in business for 47 years before you got here and did just fine." - movie Trading Places on BET 21:00


No, it makes her the sister of an idiot - an evil idiot.

Mayflower Passengers and those who survived the first year ...
https://store.thehistorylist.com/.../mayflower-passengers-and-those-who-survived-the-f...

The Mayflower launched with 102 passengers - 74 male and 28 (7x4) female - and a ... who, 'Saints' and 'Strangers' together, would become known as the Pilgrims.
I mean, if that makes her stupid, you must be the King of Idiots. You've not once proved you're the reincarnation of Jesus. You are a coward and a moron, you hypocritical fuck. Prove me wrong! FUCKING DO IT. Kill me. If you are God then my disbelief is a sin and you should smite me. Go on. Hell God is a knowing. You could kill me before I post this. Do it?

No? Not even gonna become a burning bush and scare me? You are a joke. You're going to die having accomplished nothing. You will leave nothing. No one will remember you. But people will remember the great men you try to plagiarize off as your work, which is sad because you fail to even understand their work. You quote it, but fail to utilize it. You claim Nestor is a planet but cant even point it out on a star chart. Fuck, you're too stupid to know that you cant even block us, which shouldn't be the barrier of God's powers.

Man, you are pathetic :story:
 
2 Peter 2:1
2 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
Sounds familiar...
 
Yeah, except Brad isn't bringing in his damnable heresies "privily." He's doing it loudly and publicly, like on any website that will listen to him, and a great many that won't.
 
He'll see you as it now depending on how much he hates the commies (so semi-unlikely given he rewards dictators with better lives as according to how karma actually worksand revels in death and misery), but honestly he'd probably peg you as more of a Heydrich given the level of asspain he feels at not being able to control a single goddamn thing on this thread and his desperation to clutch at Godwin's Law since the Conspiracy Channel, back when it was the World War Channel, hammered home in his LD, autismal, senile mind that Nazis = Bad and it's one of the few things he genuinely knows.
 
Yeah, except Brad isn't bringing in his damnable heresies "privily." He's doing it loudly and publicly, like on any website that will listen to him, and a great many that won't.
He only seems to do it online and only on forums for the most part. He doesn't seem to do it in public or we would know since people will put up comments about his craziness in more public places like say Facebook news pages. Like I'm sure some journalist would do a write up about him on a slow news day.
 
He only seems to do it online and only on forums for the most part. He doesn't seem to do it in public or we would know since people will put up comments about his craziness in more public places like say Facebook news pages. Like I'm sure some journalist would do a write up about him on a slow news day.

It's one of the reasons I suspect on some level Brad is quite sane. Sure, he's a deluded old man who sees crazy things in crap tier TV shows and has a number fetish that is badly alloyed to delusions of being a deity, but some part of him remains more than sane enough to realize he looks like a nutcase, so he sticks to forums to avoid wider scrutiny.

Another reason is that in someway, he craves interaction, albeit filtered through his autistic obsessions, and forums are a perfect compromise between flogging his brand of crazy and keeping his scrutiny to a level he knows he can handle.
 
He only seems to do it online and only on forums for the most part. He doesn't seem to do it in public or we would know since people will put up comments about his craziness in more public places like say Facebook news pages. Like I'm sure some journalist would do a write up about him on a slow news day.
We have video of him doing this to people on the street, but it seems limited to situations where they cannot politely ignore him.
 
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