Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
@Ravenor,

I AM not a numerologist so any points of reference you use wouldn't hold any meaning to me. I AM not being antagonistic with you in that last statement, I was just explaining my reasoning.

You're apparently too mentally lazy and too committed to being an atheist to take two minutes to read http://GOD704.wikia.com . Therefore...


Today is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case. It would be in your eternal soul's best interest to either do your homework on the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or disappear from this thread.

I AM truly here to try to help you and others.
 
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I *think* a user here mentioned that one of his theories had to do with his numbering stuff proving something about a connection between God and golf, or something.
Well the Freemasons designed St. Andrew's apparently so you could be on to something. It's like the Da Vinci Code, but with golf and autism.
 
It bothers me that Gene Parmesan would decide to attack me in such a way without engaging me first. If someone has a long discussion with me and then judges me as "insane", at least he has some data to analyze.

Hi Brad. Allow me to respond;

You regularly hold mock trials against people you feel have wronged you in the echo chamber that is your forums. I am included amongst them now, which is hillarious, Thank you.

After the 'trial' that likely no one cares about except yourself (and possibly those who are titillated by being indicted), you assign punishment. The punishment can be ameliorated by the guilty conceding to your demands. This is the behavoir of the child holding their breath to get their way, as they are impotent otherwise to force the rest of the world to function as they would want.

The data is in and analyzed. The literary use of the word 'insane', in this instance, fits.

Otherwise, welcome and thank you for bringing your unique take on reality to the forums!!
 
Ravenor,

I AM not a numerologist so any points of reference you use wouldn't hold any meaning to me. I am not being antagonistic with you in that last statement, I was just explaining my reasoning.

You're apparently too mentally lazy and too committed to being an atheist to take two minutes to read http://GOD704.wikia.com . Therefore...


Today is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case. It would be in your eternal soul's best interest to either do your homework on the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or disappear from this thread.

I AM truly here to try to help you and others.

Oh yeah?

Well, by the power invested in me, as Da One and Only Frank Rizzo, I veto your sentence, and give Ravenor an A plus and a gold sticker.

See, I can judge people too.
 
Hi Brad. Allow me to respond;

You regularly hold mock trials against people you feel have wronged you in the echo chamber that is your forums. I am included amongst them now, which is hillarious, Thank you.

After the 'trial' that likely no one cares about except yourself (and possibly those who are titillated by being indicted), you assign punishment. The punishment can be ameliorated by the guilty conceding to your demands. This is the behavoir of the child holding their breath to get their way, as they are impotent otherwise to force the rest of the world to function as they would want.

The data is in and analyzed. The literary use of the word 'insane', in this instance, fits.

Otherwise, welcome and thank you for bringing your unique take on reality to the forums!!
I believe we just had a trial right here on our very own forums.
 
I wrote this as my signature although it's not being printed...

GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th or 7 April 30 AD: Good(7__4) Friday(74) when Jesus(74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19) was nailed on(74) the Cross(74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19).

GOD=7_4 program/algorithm: Earth has 7 continents & 4 seasons, '7 Seas' & 4 oceans, ~74% of the plan-it's surface is water, 4 lunar phases of roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each, 7 Classical Planets & 4 don't cast shadows on Earth/4 can't be easily seen during the day, Venus at .7 AU & Mercury .4 AU, etc. See
http://GOD704.wikia.com .
 
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I wrote this as my signature although it's not being printed...

GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th or 7 April 30 AD: Good(7__4) Friday(74) when Jesus(74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19) was nailed on(74) the Cross(74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19).

GOD=7_4 algorithm: Earth has 7 continents & 4 seasons, '7 Seas' & 4 oceans, ~74% of the plan-it's surface is water, 4 lunar phases of 7 days (~7.4 days) each, 7 Classical Planets & 4 don't cast shadows on Earth, Venus at .7 AU & Mercury .4 AU, etc. See
http://GOD704.wikia.com .


That is the wrong code for the signatures.
 
I wrote this as my signature although it's not being printed...

GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th or 7 April 30 AD: Good(7__4) Friday(74) when Jesus(74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19) was nailed on(74) the Cross(74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19).

GOD=7_4 algorithm: Earth has 7 continents & 4 seasons, '7 Seas' & 4 oceans, ~74% of the plan-it's surface is water, 4 lunar phases of 7 days (~7.4 days) each, 7 Classical Planets & 4 don't cast shadows on Earth, Venus at .7 AU & Mercury .4 AU, etc. See
http://GOD704.wikia.com .

Thank you for toning down to a real purple. I must say though, as a TRUE and HONEST Christian, I'm quite offended that you consider yourself to speak for GodJesus, when it says right in the Holy Bible that only God can judge us.
 
Thank you for toning down to a real purple.I must say though, as a TRUE and HONEST Christian, I'm quite offended that you consider yourself to speak for GodJesus, when it says right in the Holy Bible that only God can judge us.

That's what I was getting at earlier, a question that Brad decided to ignore.

I'll ask it again: Brad, do you consider yourself JC reincarnated?
 
Eh. That's just because he's not banned from here yet.

The real vitriol comes from being banned, and which point the only outlet is his personal forum.
I kinda hope this guy gets treated like TJ and is allowed to keep responding. Also since brad won't answer me about the nestlings I'll just show you guys.
Nestlings speak (& spell64) 'Eqfish664', acknowledfe 'FOD'(=6_4) as The Creator, practice 'famatmia64' (gematria74), use Standard/Byblical cubits of 6p x 4f, and recofnize a 'simfle64' (simple74) and elegant64 theory...

The nestlings are apparently aliens from the planet Nestor who use brad's interesting use of numbers and speak whatever eqfish is.
http://planetnestor.blogspot.com this link is essentially the same thing as the wiki just in a better to read way in case anyone is "interested" though it's understandable if you don't want to.
 
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I kinda hope this guy gets treated like TJ and is allowed to keep responding. Also since brad won't answer me about the nestlings I'll just show you guys.
Nestlings speak (& spell64) 'Eqfish664', acknowledfe 'FOD'(=6_4) as The Creator, practice 'famatmia64' (gematria74), use Standard/Byblical cubits of 6p x 4f, and recofnize a 'simfle64' (simple74) and elegant64 theory...

The nestlings are apparently aliens from the planet Nestor who use brad's interesting use of numbers and speak whatever eqfish is.
This sounds familiar. Brad, were you ever on the online gaming service Mplayer 15 or so years ago?
 
Ravenor,

I AM not a numerologist so any points of reference you use wouldn't hold any meaning to me. I am not being antagonistic with you in that last statement, I was just explaining my reasoning.

You're apparently too mentally lazy and too committed to being an atheist to take two minutes to read http://GOD704.wikia.com . Therefore...


Today is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case. It would be in your eternal soul's best interest to either do your homework on the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or disappear from this thread.

I AM truly here to try to help you and others.

Ah I see, I reply to you with honesty you reply with insults. I was hoping we could converse like adults but I can see that's not going to happen shame really.

As for your insults, I am not mentally lazy for your information I am reading a book called "The elements of Euclid" a book I am sure you would find fascinating, also you are correct I am a committed atheist however I was willing to converse with you on the subject sadly it appears your not willing to act in a civilised matter.

As for your sentence, that is indeed laughable. Prior to your post I have quoted above we have exchanged two messages on a open forum you lack the ability to draw any judgment from such a limited interaction from what little I have read of you seem to believe you are able to pass down some kind of Devine judgement so I don't know why I find it as puzzling as I do that you have drawn such a conclusion from such a limited exchange.
 
I kinda hope this guy gets treated like TJ and is allowed to keep responding.

Oh absolutely, absolutely. I don't expect anyone to intuit the purpose of this thread, but I am not interested in 'trolling' or being covert. I genuine want to pick this guy's brain. I'm hopeful that we're not feeding into any harmful delusions or we'd be undermining an ongoing mental health program, but if he's just an eccentric character... that's great!
 
This sounds familiar. Brad, were you ever on the online gaming service Mplayer 15 or so years ago?
He calls another one of those number algorithms that concern the nestlings the M-theory so maybe that's related? I'm starting to feel like one of his apostles and that scares me.
 
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