Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
I'm atheist, I just know my Bible better than Brad. That's pretty sad for a guy who claims to be Jesus, actually.

I can't remember if it was on here or not, but he also claims to be the first amphibian. Which is some reaaaally fucking chicken 'n egg shit.
Like, wanna say you're Albert Einstein reincarnated? I'm not gonna argue. I don't believe you, but it's not like I object to it.

But the implication that an entire class, not just a species folks, but a class had a defined starting point!?! You cra'y.
 
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Did "God incarnate" take his meds recently? He's been awfully silent since Sunday.
 
From reading Space Jesus' exploits on that other forum, I'm back on the fence about whether or not he's just trolling for lulz or legit batshit insane,

That whole shit about the word rabbit and bunny? I dunno, just seems to fucked up to be a troll.
 
He also mad a thread called 'Top 11' Requirements for a reincarnated Albert Einstein where he goes a bit into detail about how he thinks reincarnation and quantum physics work.

Quantum Physics is incredibly useful in a day to day context. If you ever encounter anyone, anyone, who claims they have a... medium or greater understanding of Quantum Physics and they have less than... say... two advanced degrees in a related field... you can dismiss anything they say out of hand and possibly label them as insane. If they say they can 'prove' something with or about Quantum Physics that 'possibly' becomes a 'definitely'.

This is not a luxury afforded to you by any of the other hard sciences!

So thank you quantum entaglement, Werner Heisenberg and electron superposition. You're a shibboleth of the computer age.

P.S. Google Einstein's views on quantum mechanics. Is lol.

Did "God incarnate" take his meds recently? He's been awfully silent since Sunday.
He responded to my thread on his forum. It was uninspired.

That whole shit about the word rabbit and bunny? I dunno, just seems to fucked up to be a troll.
Neither would surprise me. But I can't tell you the number of times I was positive Chris-chan was just fucking trolling us. To the point where for...a solid, solid second... I thought the "Rolling and Trolling" video was really a reveal. Looking back, I don't know how I thought that - but for that one second, I was like 'yeah, that makes sense, clearly performance art'. And here we are as he continues to amaze.
 
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Neither would surprise me. But I can't tell you the number of times I was positive Chris-chan was just fucking trolling us. To the point where for...a solid, solid second... I thought the "Rolling and Trolling" video was really a reveal. Looking back, I don't know how I thought that - but for that one second, I was like 'yeah, that makes sense, clearly performance art'. And here we are as he continues to amaze.

It kinda threw me for a moment too as, at least for a little bit during the video, he actually came across as somewhat.....normal.
 
He has an amazon account: http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A3W2500D6S7N2R/ref=cm_cr_rdp_pdp
Of course, his profile consists of him reviewing... certain pieces of literature in his own special manner. His reviews go back to January 2012.

Example:
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Either he's been trolling like this for years, he's really a lolcow, or he truly is the reincarnation of the first amphibian.


EDIT: Here's his Google+ page as well https://plus.google.com/106267807252884429992/posts
Its every bit as ridiculous as the rest of his content.

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Whoever recorded that video needs to really stop moving all the time, these were great finds though. Was he wearing a shirt that said god and those fucking numbers on it?
Edit: I really wish they recorded more of him debating with other people.
 
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You can find the 2nd Coming of the Christ's - my - Judgments on many locations around the Internet including Facebook's "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein's theories' and http://7seals.yuku.com where I AM going to have to create a thread especially for the ungodly antichrists here. I take my mission very seriously and "Failure is not an option".
 
You can find the 2nd Coming of the Christ's - my - Judgments on many locations around the Internet including Facebook's "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein's theories' and http://7seals.yuku.com where I AM going to have to create a thread especially for the ungodly antichrists here. I take my mission very seriously and "Failure is not an option".
Do you not like me Brad? How come I don't get a judgment? I believe you are not the reincarnation of Jesus. I believe what you are doing is sacrilege in fact. You cannot in good conscience consider yourself Christian while going against the Holy Bible.
 
You can find the 2nd Coming of the Christ's - my - Judgments on many locations around the Internet including Facebook's "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein's theories' and http://7seals.yuku.com where I AM going to have to create a thread especially for the ungodly antichrists here. I take my mission very seriously and "Failure is not an option".
After reading through this thread I have determined that you are truely the reincarnation of Jesus/Einstien. As a Deitykin myself I applaud you for trying to talk sense into these insipid pillocks.

Please Savior, tell me your stance on homosexuality
 
You can find the 2nd Coming of the Christ's - my - Judgments on many locations around the Internet including Facebook's "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein's theories' and http://7seals.yuku.com where I AM going to have to create a thread especially for the ungodly antichrists here. I take my mission very seriously and "Failure is not an option".

Yay! You're back!

Do you not like me Brad? How come I don't get a judgment? I believe you are not the reincarnation of Jesus. I believe what you are doing is sacrilege in fact. You cannot in good conscience consider yourself Christian while going against the Holy Bible.

Don't worry Purple, he hasn't judged me yet either and I think his claims are blasphemous as well.
 
Yay! You're back!



Don't worry Purple, he hasn't judged me yet either and I think his claims are blasphemous as well.
Add me as a third on the non-judged, you need to step yo game up Brad.
I can't wait to see what stuff he puts on his own forum because of us
 
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