Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Surtur]

You can find the 2nd Coming of the Christ's - my - Judgments on many locations around the Internet including Facebook's "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein's theories' and http://7seals.yuku.com where I AM going to have to create a thread especially for the ungodly antichrists here. I take my mission very seriously and "Failure is not an option".

Go away you raging autist.

 

[CatParty]

You can find the 2nd Coming of the Christ's - my - Judgments on many locations around the Internet including Facebook's "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein's theories' and http://7seals.yuku.com where I AM going to have to create a thread especially for the ungodly antichrists here. I take my mission very seriously and "Failure is not an option".

then why do you dole out failing grades? shouldn't you be concerned with educating people so they do not fail?

 

[Marionette]

then why do you dole out failing grades? shouldn't you be concerned with educating people so they do not fail?

His failure is to not fail others.

Also waiting on that report still. I'm assuming I have quite the case. You know I've done much to create the perfect sinner's portfolio.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

So Space Jesus is going to write a "stern expose" on us heathens eh? On his forum?

.....The one where only he and a spam bot and Gene post?

 

[DN 420]

You can find the 2nd Coming of the Christ's - my - Judgments on many locations around the Internet including Facebook's "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein's theories' and http://7seals.yuku.com where I AM going to have to create a thread especially for the ungodly antichrists here. I take my mission very seriously and "Failure is not an option".

you know i've been wondering

how are they beyond einstiens theories if you're einstien?

and does that mean einstien was also jesus?

 

[Ouija Board]

I don't know about you all but I am kinda excited about this thread that he is going to create.

 

[TM Ambrose]

You can find the 2nd Coming of the Christ's - my - Judgments on many locations around the Internet including Facebook's "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein's theories' and http://7seals.yuku.com where I AM going to have to create a thread especially for the ungodly antichrists here. I take my mission very seriously and "Failure is not an option".

YEAH! Make a thread, that'll show us and totally not be completely ineffectual. I love how you say it as if we don't believe you're going to do it and that anyone actually cares. You can take your mission seriously but that doesn't mean anyone else has to. To leave you with how most of us feel about this thread:

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

So Space Jesus is going to write a "stern expose" on us heathens eh? On his forum?

.....The one where he and a spam bot and Gene post?

Not only Brad, Gene and a spambot - here, Brad and Sigmund Ivarsson (who also believes himself to be Christ) pass judgment on one another. My, isn't this grand!

But, in all seriousness, @Brad Watson_Miami , why should we believe your claims over Siggy's, or Mark Dreher's? All three of you purport to be Christ. Siggy's Elijah Codes work in Hebrew as well as in English, and Dreher's prophecy killed Bin Laden. How do you explain this?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Are calculators religious tools to be issued with the Bible?

Yes. The square root of 17.4 = 4.17 and this represents Jesus son of Joseph's actual birthday of 17 April. This is the only day of the year that the square root outside of the US equals the US dating system. It's a sign from the Grand Architect of this Universe (GAOTU).

What is the relevance of the Golf Channel quotes you've been inserting into certain posts? I prefer Back 9 Network myself.

I was using the documented proof of synchronisms. I just happened to have on the Golf Channel at the time.

Brad, are the nestlings extraterrestrials? I'm just asking to understand. Sorry if you are currently answering this question from earlier

Yes, the Nestlings are aliens from the Planet Nestor which is our 'next-door neighbors' - the nearest 'true Earth-like plan-its' where humanoids have a nest or colony. See my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.21.09 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

Hey Brad, welcome back!
While you're here, may I request that you take a look at other lolcows and give them a judgement sentence? I would greatly appreciate it.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

He calls another one of those number algorithms that concern the Nestlings the M-theory so maybe that's related?

I certainly did not come up with the name "M-theory"; that would be the famous mathematician/physicist Edward Whitten. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-theory

 

[Cuck Norris]

I was using the documented proof of synchronisms. I just happened to have on the Golf Channel at the time.

That's not really proof of anything though. Correlation does not imply causation. Faherty has been making obnoxious observations since before you thought you were Einstein SpaceJesus.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I certainly did not come up with the name "M-theory"; that would be the famous mathematician/physicist Edward Whitten. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-theory

How did you find out about the nestlings?

 

[blackie toy]

How does Eqfish differ from English exactly? I've tried reading the wiki but I don't quite understand it.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

You guys. The curse is real. Today? Walking back to the car it was literally 4 degrees. I was freezing it was like a punishment from GOD.

Then when I got to the car I noticed... I dropped my spare set of keys... I dropped my spare set of keys... I dropped my spare set of keys next to my car door when I got out in the morning and they were still there! And those laser cut keys are like $300. Amazed they sat there all day and not one person picked them up, or stole my car.

Wait...what were we talking about?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

You can't just combine 7 and 4 and get 74, especially not 74%.

Yes, you can with the GOD=7_4 algorithm. Please take two minutes to read http://GOD704.wikia.com .

 

[wagglyplacebo]

You guys. The curse is real. Today? Walking back to the car it was literally 4 degrees. I was freezing it was like a punishment from GOD.

Then when I got to the car I noticed... I dropped my spare set of keys... I dropped my spare set of keys... I dropped my spare set off keys next to my car door when I got out in the morning and they were still there! And those laser cut keys are like $300. Amazed they sat there all day and not one person picked them up, or stole my car.

Wait...what were we talking about?

wow, no sign of an earthquake yet? supposedly it's coming any time now.

 

[Cubanodun]

wow first numbers, then jesus, now aliens, are we in jojo bizarre adventure?

also is been 3 days since my judgment and the only thing that sucks is my internet

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Yes. The square root of 17.4 = 4.17 and this represents Jesus son of Joseph's actual birthday of 17 April. This is the only day of the year that the square root outside of the US equals the US dating system. It's a sign from the Grand Architect of this Universe (GAOTU).

Ah, I remember doing that, it was about a day after I made weed and I got really high and I made the Platypus, the Echidna, and then I did that and I giggled a lot. I know it makes like, no sense, but that's the beauty of it. Also, I am going to request that all of my angels refer to me as "Their GAOTU Guy" I can do that, being God and all. Also, I notice you still haven't thought about what you've done, though you have gone to your room several times, what's up with that?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

How does Eqfish differ from English exactly? I've tried reading the wiki but I don't quite understand it.

English(7 letters, 74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H is a product of nature and the GOD=7_ algorithm/code on this plan-it.

Eqfish (6 letters, 64=E5+Q17+F6+I9+S19+H is a product of nature and the FOD=6_4 algorithm/code on the Planet Nestor.