Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Le Bateleur]

Yes. The 'God-guy' in the Story of the Guardin' of Eden was an ET as were the "Nefilem(64)" of Genasis 6:4.

Nephilim, not Nefilem.

Oops. Back to the calculator, Mr Watson.

 

[Cuck Norris]

No, you need to. English(7,74) was 'reconstructed' consciously and subconsciously (laws of nature) from being the 'Holy Tongue' before the Tower of Babel/Ziggurat of Babylon of Genasis 11:1. English and GOD=7_4 was used by the Creator to design this plan-it just like Eqfish(6,64) and FOD=6_4 have been used to design the Planet Nestor.

English is a relatively new language. And as for being some kind of divine perfect language, every linguist on the planet is laughing at you for that one. English is regarded, universally, as one of the worst languages ever. There's too many inconsistencies in sentence structure, too many homonyms, and is just generally shit compared to any Latin derived or other Germanic languages. Also, why are you a blasphemer Brad? That's not Christian at all.

 

[TM Ambrose]

No, the 'God-guy' in the Guardin' of Eden Story was an alien. He was then reincarnated as Enoch, Noah, Abraham, Joseph, Moses...

And George Foreman. Do the math and you'll find it's true.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Behold! The stars are right again, and all shall be wiped from the Earth by the Elder Gods

Wrong. This plan-it was created so as to have "heaven on Earth" and it's going to happen! Are you committed to this goal? If so, you will be reincarnated as human so as to help and if not, you will be reincarnated as non-human so as not to get in the way.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

I am going to call Special Dispensation on that, you are way out of line, young man.

Dude take-the-curse.

Shits been coming up roses since I got my sentence. Now to be clear, I don't believe in that shit for a second but no lie. My new (4 months) car sat in a public parking lot the whole day with the spare keys on the ground next to it. No one touched it, no one backed over the super expense computer keys...

If a power in the universe wanted to fuck me it could totally have stranded my ass in negative wind chill with no way home.

 

[Gagamaru]

also you can't spell garden.

 

[blackie toy]

Brad, what's a "plan-it" and how does it differ from "planet"?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

And as for English being some kind of divine perfect language, every linguist on the planet is laughing at you for that one.

You're a liar! There is no linguist laughing at...

The spoken word is connected to the written word. The written word is dependent on its alphabet. The alphabet has shapes and a numerical order that is connected to nature and science, i.e. GOD=7_4 algorithm/code.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

No, you need to. English(7,74) was 'reconstructed' consciously and subconsciously (laws of nature) from being the 'Holy Tongue' before the Tower of Babel/Ziggurat of Babylon of Genasis 11:1. English and GOD=7_4 was used by the Creator to design this plan-it just like Eqfish(6,64) and FOD=6_4 have been used to design the Planet Nestor.

You keep leaving out O being 15, and if you really are who you say you are, you would know that 15 is one of my favorite numbers, I liked it so much that if you were to make the number the same way you make all other numbers in Hebrew it says my name. True Story

 

[Gagamaru]

i'm a linguist and i'm laughing at you.

i bet you'd be what they send around knocking on jehovah's witnesses doors so they know how it feels.

 

[TM Ambrose]

You're a liar! There is no linguist laughing at...

The spoken word is connected to the written word. The written word is dependent on its alphabet. The alphabet has shapes and a numerical order that is connected to nature and science, i.e. GOD=7_4 algorithm/code.

You know you're on a forum with people from all walks of life who come to laugh at dumb lunatics called lolcows, with a forum specifically named after you. YES a lot of people including linguist are laughing at you.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Handsome Pete,

St. Peter was crucified upside-down on October 13, 64 AD and he was 64-years-old.

Peter=64=P16+E5+T20+E5+R18
Saint #1=64=S19+A1+I9+N14+T20

Coincidence or sign from GOD?

That one was a Coincidence actually, but it lined up well enough.

No it doesn't 19+1+9+14+20 = 63.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I've figured it out. The answer is in his username.

BRAD = B-Rad = Be radical. He will be recognised as a radical, but will this be in a good way?
WATSON = What-Son = What? The Son of God? Incredulity here - it is unbelievable that this man is what he claims to be.
_ = Underscore = The next word will underscore the rest of the message
MIAMI = Me, Am I? = Self-doubt. How can we believe this man, he doesn't even believe himself

CONCLUSION: safe to ignore Mr What-Son, Kiwis. Carry on.

 

[Gagamaru]

who knew that einstein was so shit with numbers?

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

No it doesn't 19+1+9+14+20 = 63.

I didn't say it lined up perfectly. but in my book, ± 1 is within reasonable bounds for crackpot theorist-fodder. Those guys will eat anything up, they're walking proof of the Law of Close-Enough.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

also you can't spell garden.

Guardin' and garden are connected in their origin. The Guardin' of Eden Story is about the 'God-guy' cloning himself, then cloning Adam while changing a chromosome. God-incarnate was guarding them in the Garden.

GOD=7_4
Guardin'=74=G7+U21+A1+R18+D4+I9+N14

 

[Gagamaru]

but there is no guardin' of eden story.

theres a garden of eden story, but garden = 49.

god supports san fransisco.

 

[Cuck Norris]

You're a liar! There is no linguist laughing at...

The spoken word is connected to the written word. The written word is dependent on its alphabet. The alphabet has shapes and a numerical order that is connected to nature and science, i.e. GOD=7_4 algorithm/code.

Science begs to differ: http://www.smh.com.au/national/educ...ish-iz-darned-hard-to-lurn-20091116-ii9z.html

 

[Guardian G.I.]

I've figured it out. The answer is in his username.

BRAD = B-Rad = Be radical. He will be recognised as a radical, but will this be in a good way?
WATSON = What-Son = What? The Son of God? Incredulity here - it is unbelievable that this man is what he claims to be.
_ = Underscore = The next word will underscore the rest of the message
MIAMI = Me, Am I? = Self-doubt. How can we believe this man, he doesn't even believe himself

CONCLUSION: safe to ignore Mr What-Son, Kiwis. Carry on.

Miami is pronounced as maɪˈæmi, so it should be interpreted as "My Amy"

 

[Gene Parmesan]

I didn't say it lined up perfectly.

Well, shit if we're going to ditch even this thinnest of pretence and minimalist of rules...

Peppermint Tea = 221
Chocolate Cookies = 112
I'm having 2 of each

I'm the christ.