Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Are you a time-lord? Or the god emperor of mankind?
I AM thee time-lord. After every life, my eternal soul regenerates/reincarnates and I continue my mission(s). I AM God-incarnate as was the God-guy in the Guardin' of Eden and Jesus son of Joseph.
 
I AM thee time-lord. After every life, my eternal soul regenerates/reincarnates and I continue my mission(s). I AM God-incarnate as was the God-guy in the Guardin' of Eden and Jesus son of Joseph.
LIAR YOU'RE NOT THE DOCTOR!!!
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j'accuse
 
I AM thee time-lord. After every life, my eternal soul regenerates/reincarnates and I continue my mission(s). I AM God-incarnate as was the God-guy in the Guardin' of Eden and Jesus son of Joseph.
Is your faith before your mind? Know me: I am The Doctor. (Metaphorically of course.)
 
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Wrong. This plan-it was created so as to have "heaven on Earth" and it's going to happen! Are you committed to this goal? If so, you will be reincarnated as human so as to help and if not, you will be reincarnated as non-human so as not to get in the way.
Denial shall not spare you! The Elder Gods shall usher in an age of madness! Incomprehensible horrors hall wander the ruined cities of man, destroying all! The seas shall turn red with blood, and the skies black with ash. Humanity shall be reduced to miserable, primitive parodies of men, their survival dependent on the Old Ones simply not bothering to hunt them down! Join Cthulhu's ranks of followers and you shall be spared the horror!
 
Brad, have you ever considered hosting an online talk show? Like, people watch your teaching on a website (like a livestream on youtube or something), and taking calls from people with questions on Skype? I think you could spread your... ideas a lot better this way.
 
Brad, have you ever considered hosting an online talk show? Like, people watch your teaching on a website (like a livestream on youtube or something), and taking calls from people with questions on Skype? I think you could spread your... ideas a lot better this way.
Seconded. I'd really like to hear a lecture on this where we could get live responses, because, honestly, the wiki is just hard to take in all at once.
 
Everyone,

Go back and note that on Sunday when I was first writing here, I was watching the Dallas Cowboy game, made a little joke about Dallas, and referred to you non-believers as needing to see an earthquake hit your neighborhood but even then you would still be blind and regard it as 'coincidence'....

"Beginning Sunday evening, there have been 11 earthquakes to strike in the Dallas area." - ABC World News tonight (1/7/15)

Brad, have you ever considered hosting an online talk show? Like, people watch your teaching on a website (like a livestream on youtube or something), and taking calls from people with questions on Skype? I think you could spread your... ideas a lot better this way.
You set it up and I'll do it.
 
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Everyone,

Go back and note that on Sunday when I was first writing here, I was watching the Dallas Cowboy game, made a little joke about Dallas, and referred to you non-believers as needing to see an earthquake hit your neighborhood but even then you would still be blind and regard it as 'coincidence'....

"Beginning Sunday evening, there have been 11 earthquakes to strike in the Dallas area." - ABC World News tonight (1/7/15)

Mr. Brad, I don't think Jesus or God appreciate your hatred, still.

Maybe you watching the Cowboys, but not the whole 'hatred' thing.
 
Everyone,

Go back and note that on Sunday when I was first writing here, I was watching the Dallas Cowboy game, made a little joke about Dallas, and referred to you non-believers as needing to see an earthquake hit your neighborhood but even then you would still be blind and regard it as 'coincidence'....

"Beginning Sunday evening, there have been 11 earthquakes to strike in the Dallas area." - ABC World News tonight (1/7/15)
I did that to fuck with him. He fell for it hook, line and sinker. :heart-full: (they were very small ones, mind you.) In any case, that was my fault, if you catch my continental drift.
 
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Everyone,

Go back and note that on Sunday when I was first writing here, I was watching the Dallas Cowboy game, made a little joke about Dallas, and referred to you non-believers as needing to see an earthquake hit your neighborhood but even then you would still be blind and regard it as 'coincidence'....

"Beginning Sunday evening, there have been 11 earthquakes to strike in the Dallas area." - ABC World News tonight (1/7/15)
Irving not Dallas. Actually read the news reports next time fully instead of qouting the title
 
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Everyone,

Go back and note that on Sunday when I was first writing here, I was watching the Dallas Cowboy game, made a little joke about Dallas, and referred to you non-believers as needing to see an earthquake hit your neighborhood but even then you would still be blind and regard it as 'coincidence'....

"Beginning Sunday evening, there have been 11 earthquakes to strike in the Dallas area." - ABC World News tonight (1/7/15)

Why does God hate Dallas so much?
 
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