Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Brad Watson_Miami In the Bible it says that when Christ returns that "every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess the name of Christ." If you're really the Returned Christ why has none of this happened?

Are you wanting to get down on your knees and confess to anything?! Have you ever attended a Catholic Mass? I AM always bothered by those that get down on their knees and pray. At Episcopal churches during their Mass, everyone who wants to, comes up to the altar and the priest gives them their communion while they kneel. I always stand; I'd prefer that everyone did. (I was brought up Presbyterian.) Have you ever been to a Muslim Mosque? I always stick out anyway, but I only half-way kneel down like everyone else. A couple of guys have tried to instruct me how "to pray correctly" and I responded with, "I AM - you guys need to change."* That didn't go over well.


*Synchronism: 1/8/15 22:07 "They will not bow down in the face of terror." - CNN

 

[XH 502]

Why would Jesus feel the need to visit a Mosque?

 

[4Macie]

Are you wanting to get down on your knees and confess to anything?! Have you ever attended a Catholic Mass? I AM always bothered by those that get down on their knees and pray. At Episcopal churches during their Mass, everyone who wants to, comes up to the altar and the priest gives them their communion while they kneel. I always stand; I'd prefer that everyone did. (I was brought up Presbyterian.) Have you ever been to a Muslim Mosque? I always stick out anyway, but I only half-way kneel down like everyone else. A couple of guys have tried to instruct me how "to pray correctly" and I responded with, "I AM - you guys need to change."* That didn't go over well.


*Synchronism: 1/8/15 22:07 "They will not bow down in the face of terror." - CNN

If you are the reincarnation of Jesus... shouldn't you be Jewish and not Christian? As Jesus reincarnated, you really should be Jewish... Jesus was a jew after all.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Are you wanting to get down on your knees and confess to anything?! Have you ever attended a Catholic Mass? I AM always bothered by those that get down on their knees and pray. At Episcopal churches during their Mass, everyone who wants to, comes up to the altar and the priest gives them their communion while they kneel. I always stand; I'd prefer that everyone did. (I was brought up Presbyterian.) Have you ever been to a Muslim Mosque? I always stick out anyway, but I only half-way kneel down like everyone else. A couple of guys have tried to instruct me how "to pray correctly" and I responded with, "I AM - you guys need to change."* That didn't go over well.


*Synchronism: 1/8/15 22:07 "They will not bow down in the face of terror." - CNN

Boy who would have guessed trying to dictate to others how to practice their faith* would end badly.

EDIT: *Synchronism: 1/8/15 22:12 "We'll kick your ass and rape your lass, Somalian pirates we!" -Eric Cartman

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

the square root of 17.4 is 4.171330722922842. you've just gone to the decimal point that suits you.

Gagamaru,

17.4 is the 17th of April and 4.17 is April 17th. 421132 198920.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Gagamaru,

17.4 is the 17th of April and 4.17 is April 17th. 421132 198920.

Math is hard isn't it MLJesus.

Also loose associations are a sign of being schizophrenic, get checked next time you're at your therapist.

 

[Ariel]

Are you wanting to get down on your knees and confess to anything?! Have you ever attended a Catholic Mass? I AM always bothered by those that get down on their knees and pray. At Episcopal churches during their Mass, everyone who wants to, comes up to the altar and the priest gives them their communion while they kneel. I always stand; I'd prefer that everyone did. (I was brought up Presbyterian.) Have you ever been to a Muslim Mosque? I always stick out anyway, but I only half-way kneel down like everyone else. A couple of guys have tried to instruct me how "to pray correctly" and I responded with, "I AM - you guys need to change."* That didn't go over well.


*Synchronism: 1/8/15 22:07 "They will not bow down in the face of terror." - CNN

You are just trying to brush off the question.
You are not the messiah, you are a false prophet. Jesus warns us about false prophets in the Gospel of Matthew.

Matthew 7:15
"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

If you are the reincarnation of Jesus... shouldn't you be Jewish and not Christian? As Jesus reincarnated, you really should be Jewish... Jesus was a jew after all.

4Macie,

Actually, Y'shua ben Yosef was a Judean: one from the Tribe of Judah. The term 'Jewish' came from Judah but not until much later. The Messiah was also a Nazarite like Samson.

I AM Jewish although certainly not exclusively and I AM a Nazarite. Are you familiar with Messianic-Jews? I kinda observed the eight-day(8 letters) festival( of Hanukkah(/Chanukah last month and wrote alot about it.

What's your religious beliefs? Are you scientific? Good at math? Have you studied any Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74)...

GOD=7_4
religion=74=R18+E5+L12+I9+G7+I9+O+N14
Judeans=74=J10+U21+D4+E5+A1+N14+S19
Jewish=74=J10+E5+W23+I9+S19+H8
Y'shua=Y25+S19+H8+U21+A1
Jesus=74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19
Messiah=74=M13+E5+S19+S19+I9+A1+H8

'Coincidence'? There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism, design and alignment.

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist.

(#666)

 

[TM Ambrose]

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist.

(#666)

6+6+6 = 18 = 8+1= 9 which is an upside down 6 *gasps*

 

[XH 502]

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist.

(#666)

You DO know that an "anti-Christ" refers to anyone who doesn't believe that Jesus is God, right? And not actually to a singular, specific person/being.

An atheist, for example, is an anti-Christ. As is someone who is Hindu, or Shinto. There are literally billions of anti-Christs alive in the world right now.

 

[Cuck Norris]

and wrote alot about it.

You know it's "a lot" not "alot" right? Have you used that phrase in your work? You may need to go back and "do the math" again, as it were.

 

[XH 502]

You know it's "a lot" not "alot" right?

New headcanon: Brad Watson is an alot.

 

[TM Ambrose]

d wrote alot about it

Little known fact: Brad claims to be very intelligent and excellent with numbers and English. His ability to spell and use an American accent (even though many others exists) to phonetically respell words is a testament to this

 

[Xarpho]

Brad (4 letters) + Watson (6 letters)
= 10

10 plagues on Egypt. A bad thing.

Quid pro quo.

See? Anyone can play!

 

[4Macie]

4Macie,

Actually, Y'shua ben Yosef was a Judean: one from the Tribe of Judah. The term 'Jewish' came from Judah but not until much later. The Messiah was also a Nazarite like Samson.

I AM Jewish although certainly not exclusively and I AM a Nazarite. Are you familiar with Messianic-Jews? I kinda observed the eight-day(8 letters) festival( of Hanukkah(/Chanukah last month and wrote alot about it.

What's your religious beliefs? Are you scientific? Good at math? Have you studied any Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74)...

GOD=7_4
religion=74=R18+E5+L12+I9+G7+I9+O+N14
Judeans=74=J10+U21+D4+E5+A1+N14+S19
Jewish=74=J10+E5+W23+I9+S19+H8
Y'shua=Y25+S19+H8+U21+A1
Jesus=74=J10+E5+S19+U21+S19
Messiah=74=M13+E5+S19+S19+I9+A1+H8

'Coincidence'? There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism, design and alignment.

I believe I've already answered these questions; but of course, you are far too busy judging the damned to have noticed.
Do I believe in God? Well... I believe there's a higher power; I'd call it God but if some other god came down and was like "I'm real, Christian God isn't" I'd be like 'oh... well I got some questions for ya". Or if I die and no one's there to greet me... I wouldn't be too bent out of shape.
Do I believe in Jesus? Hmm... I believe he was likely a person; but I don't believe he was the son of god or did any of the 'miracles' about him.
Do I believe in this number business? Nah. I think it's just that this number thing has been around long enough for it to be manufactured, that is, to be forced into the role people want it to be filled. It's like... 2+2=4 and 2x2=4 so OMG that means something. No. It's just coincidence and the way numbers work. Numbers aren't holy to me.
Do I believe in the bible? Now this is where I'm going to piss you off. Because I feel like I wrote it pretty good. I'll try to find my post and quote it here.

The Bible is a load of crap. Like literally. It's men's jizz and shit on paper. The Bible that YOU'RE likely reading is the American/English Translation one (am I correct?). The American/English Bible has been translated from about 5 different other language/translations. That means A LOT is lost information wise. To experiment.... find a translation site, put in any sentence you want (it should be more than 5-7 words), translate it into a language, any language will do, then translate it into a DIFFERENT language then the first time, and then back into English and see how fucked up it gets.

You know what... I'll do it for you.

English: And God Said, "Let there be light", and it was so.
Hebrew: ואומר אלוהים , " יהי אור " ,וזה היה כך.
Latin: Dixit quoque Deus: " Fiat , et factum est ita .
English: And God said, " So be it, and it was so .

Do you see? Granted, something so simple as "And God Said, "Let there be light" and it was so" got completely mutilated in all the translations. And that was just three languages. The American/English bible has literally been translated from 5 different languages.

Here, I'll do it with something super simple and interesting.
English: I hate apples
Hebrew: אני שונא את התפוחים
Latin: Odi mala
English: I hate bad

Oh? What's this.... Apple translated from Hebrew to Latin = Bad? Who the fuck knew?? (heehee, I did)
What happened to the Bible (according to people study languages) was that the bible went from ancient hebrew to latin, and then from latin into several other languages. Eve never ate an Apple. She ate from the tree of evil. (remember, bad/evil translated into apple). The description the bible gives for the tree she ate from would have made it something similar to a Fig tree. But the word for Fig does not translate from Hebrew to latin. There is no comparable word. So it was changed to Apple because "tree of evil" in hebrew literally translated as "apple tree". That's the basic run down anyway.

I'm not trying to alienate anyone here. If anyone here believes the Bible is the word of God, have fun. I don't judge, I love (with exceptions... I don't love people like Holden...ew)

Edit: OH and something SUPER fun for those interested. Linguistics and other religious article studiers (I forget their titles) believe that that anti-gay passage "One does not lie with a man as one lies with a woman" is either A) an anti-man rape passage, or B) a pro-procreation passage... you know, for a time when we all had to be baby-making machines or else the human species would have died out. Just a thought for you.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

PurpleMonkeyDishwasher

You don't think alot is better? How about drumset? Do you prefer drum set? Many use space-time when Einstein wrote spacetime.

After I play drumset, I write spacetime alot.

 

[XH 502]

After I play drumset, I write spacetime alot.

How do alots fare in space? How long does it take for your letters to reach them?

 

[Cuck Norris]

PurpleMonkeyDishwasher

You don't think alot is better? How about drumset? Do you prefer drum set? Many use space-time when Einstein wrote spacetime.

After I play drumset, I write spacetime alot.

You can write whatever you want, just know you're not using proper grammar. In a text based forum, grammar and spelling are the most basic and obvious indications of intelligence.

 

[TM Ambrose]

PurpleMonkeyDishwasher

You don't think alot is better? How about drumset? Do you prefer drum set? Many use space-time when Einstein wrote spacetime.

After I play drumset, I write spacetime alot.

QUICK COVER YOUR ASS!!!!! Good, you got there. We're good guys.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Xarpho,

The 10 plagues on Egypt was a bad thing for Pharaoh and the Egyptians but a good thing for Moses and the Hebrews.

Did you see the movie 23? 'Coincidentally', Richard Bradshaw Watson II(23 letters & Roman numerals).