Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Why do you lie about respecting our opinions?
Sarcasm is not a lie.
Can't get anyone to acknowledge you as their Messiah and need some attention?
Yes, you're right (sarcasm).
You already know we don't consider this the Apocalypse and nothing that has transpired comes even close to what has been prophesized.
Really. Me claiming to be the returned Christ and having produced the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals", the (literal) "bride of Christ" - my girlfriend of 13 years, the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist - Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6), the (literal) "whore of Babylon" - Nancy Reagan, the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist - George Walker Bush (Jr.), the "False Prophet" - Pope Benedict XVI, the "666 mark of the Beast"/currency - United(6) States(6) Dollar(6), "destruction of (literal) Babylon" - Iraq War & aftermath, "Mystery Babylon" - the US, "Armageddon" - Syria, a global "plague" that's currently killed over 300,000 - 86,000 in the US, global "economic collapse" & "collapse in merchants and shipping", "Judging everyone according to their actions" - I've been Judging evil people for 13+ years, "A new heavens and a new earth" - astronomers/cosmologists discoveries.

What did I leave out? More "earthquakes"?* I think everyone needs to see more earthquakes - I do. Maybe the BIG one.
So what is it you want from all this, what is it that you expect to happen?
Obviously, I want/expect everyone to recognize that Bible prophecy has been fulfilled and the BIGGEST questions in science have been answered.
No one is going to worship you once this is over, you know.
I didn't want that when I was Abraham Lincoln and I went to Richmond, I didn't want that when I was Albert Einstein, and I don't want that now. I've told you that several times, but YOU DON'T LISTEN! I bet $74 that you heard that alot from your teachers. You're unteachable.


*Synchronism: 9:09 "We're starting to think about hurricanes season." - CNN

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I don't recognize them. Because an actual apocalypse would cause EVERY SINGLE PERSON on earth to die.
That's wrong is that you confuse "an apocalypse" with The Apocalypse. You really should read the last book of the Bible - The Revelation/Apocalypse - it does NOT say that. DO YOUR HOMEWORK! And once you've read it and have the book open in front of you, there's plenty of places online to discuss it.
That's just not going to happen.
Correct, not every person on Earth is going to die from the plague of COVID-19 or other catastrophes. Has everyone been affected by the global economic collapse? No, not everyone. I have been. How about you?
You didn't prophesize anything.
Maybe not, but I've fulfilled the prophecy of Revelation 5:1 by producing the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals", I've fulfilled the prophecy of having the (literal) "Bride of Christ", and I've been "Judging everyone according to their actions".
You're just a blithering idiot.
That's very mean of you, but I'll agree that one of us is.

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Me claiming to be the returned Christ and having produced the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals", the (literal) "bride of Christ" - my girlfriend of 13 years, the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist - Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6), the (literal) "whore of Babylon" - Nancy Reagan, the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist - George Walker Bush (Jr.), the "False Prophet" - Pope Benedict XVI, the "666 mark of the Beast"/currency - United(6) States(6) Dollar(6), "destruction of (literal) Babylon" - Iraq War & aftermath, "Mystery Babylon" - the US, "Armageddon" - Syria, a global "plague" that's currently killed over 300,000 - 86,000 in the US, global "economic collapse" & "collapse in merchants and shipping", "Judging everyone according to their actions" - I've been Judging evil people for 13+ years, "A new heavens and a new earth" - astronomers/cosmologists discoveries.
These are nothing but your own delusions and all these "proves" are just an asortment of random shit.
No one else thinks you are a reincarnation of anyone remarkable. If reincarnation is real, you are most likely nothing but the 20th incarnation of a village idiot and nothing else. Some of your previous incarnations were possibly gay, I am unclear on the current one, though.

Call me when the oceans turn to blood and a third of the stars fall from the sky. Not like you'd ever understand what I am telling you, you're way too far gone mentally to logically comprehend just how fucking crazy you are...

Obviously, I want/expect everyone to recognize that Bible prophecy has been fulfilled and the BIGGEST questions in science have been answered.
They haven't and you have not and never will produce anything that will change this.
It's almost cute that you think your meaningless numerology has any meaning to anyone but yourself.

I didn't want that when I was Abraham Lincoln and I went to Richmond, I didn't want that when I was Albert Einstein, and I don't want that now.
You are desperate for attention, why else would you come to Kiwi Farms and peddle your diatribes? By your own admission you are using this website, since it reaches more people than your own, why would this matter if not for your own bloated crackhead ego?
 
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This isn’t the apocalypse. You’re contradicting spiritual traditions that literally say nobody knows the hour as I’ve consistently pointed out and I’m not going to bother explaining again.
 
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How is this thread still going on? I was here years ago, wandered back for a short bit, and our cow hasn't changed one iota. You'd think there'd be a new shtick, or people would get bored with it.
Right when I finished my last post, I got a BIG synchronism! After I asked RomaineCuntDufus, "More earthquakes? I think everyone needs to see more earthquakes - I do", I saw on the ticker of CNN at 10:02 "5.4 Earthquake strikes Nevada 35 miles from California border". It was actually a 6.5 with a bunch of strong aftershocks; https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

Is that entertaining for you? Would you like to have seen more death and destruction? Do you recognize The Apocalypse taking place?
 
Right when I finished my last post, I got a BIG synchronism! After I asked RomaineCuntDufus, "More earthquakes? I think everyone needs to see more earthquakes - I do", I saw on the ticker of CNN at 10:02 "5.4 Earthquake strikes Nevada 35 miles from California border". It was actually a 6.5 with a bunch of strong aftershocks; https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

Is that entertaining for you? Would you like to have seen more death and destruction? Do you recognize The Apocalypse taking place?
Wow, you "predicted" an Earthquake 3 hours after it happened. :story:

I was wondering why you were pointing out Earthquakes so strongly, I guess you heard about it, made that post and hoped no one would notice. Or are you so far gone that you hear about an earthquake, predict the earthquake (even though it has already happened) forget that you already knew about the earthquake and then marvel at your ability to predict the earthquake that you already knew about.

Yeah, predicting the past isn't such an impressive skill, one of the reasons why no one wants to be your desciple and your own child-bride GF is only laughing at the idea.
 
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== Another Sign of The Apocalypse ==

'Denmark's school plan could be model for world' - title of segment on CNN 5.21.20 7:44. "Students have gone back to school in Denmark. Math is being taught from the pulpit of a church which is an excellent place to hold class with students in pews social distancing".

I've often thought how church needs to incorporate more math & science and vice-versa.

"Science without religion is lame and religion without science is blind." - Albert Einstein

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This isn’t the Apocalypse. You’re contradicting spiritual traditions that literally say nobody knows the hour
You don't think that the Christ knows when he's returned?! What a dumbass.

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I sent an email to CBS News and Phoenix Ch 10 this morning.
 
Glad to see our boy has gone back to God=7_4. I missed that about you, Brad.
== Another Sign of The Apocalypse ==

'Denmark's school plan could be model for world' - title of segment on CNN 5.21.20 7:44. "Students have gone back to school in Denmark. Math is being taught from the pulpit of a church which is an excellent place to hold class with students in pews social distancing".

I've often thought how church needs to incorporate more math & science and vice-versa.

"Science without religion is lame and religion without science is blind." - Albert Einstein

Ravi Zacharias (may God rest his soul) used science to bolster his arguments for Christianity. If he had ever deigned to stoop to debate a blasphemer like you, he would've torn you a new one. Repeatedly.
 
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There are 12 dimensional aspects of time eternal (DATE). 7 aspects of 'regular time': beginning, end, past, present, future, the void, a constant - speed-of-light in a vacuum. 4 aspects of 'hypertime': fast-forward, reverse, pause/stop, before the beginning and after the end. 12. imaginary time. These 12 aspects of 1-dimensional time are what produce the different examples of 12 in Nature, the Bible, and global culture.

12 has always been associated with time: 12 lunar months in a lunar year, 12 adjusted months in the solar/Roman Calendar, 12 months of the zodiac, 12 years of Jupiter's orbit/12 years of Chinese Zodiac. 12 Days of Christmas. 12 hours on the clock.

I sent the Facebook 'Apologia: Christian Apologetics and Theology' a message a couple hours ago and I got an algoritmic reply saying they weren't home and they'd get back to me later. I messaged them that it was disappointing that the returned Christ would contact them and I got a programmed reply. Right then on MSNBC (~16:50), they said, "A family of 7 in New Jersey contracted the virus and 4 died."

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Glad to see our boy has gone back to GOD=7_4. I missed that about you, Brad.
Glad to see my boy noticed. I just posted a 7_4 coincidence - what a coincidence.
Ravi Zacharias
Did he promote reincarnation and how science has proven it?

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Wow, you "predicted" an Earthquake 3 hours after it happened.
I didn't predict anything. Very few people recognize The Apocalypse/Revelation occuring - they need more destruction and death. That's sad. You're welcome to contact CNN and see if they posted the Nevada earthquake on their ticker before 10:02 - that's the first I heard of it.
 
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I didn't predict anything. Very few people recognize The Apocalypse/Revelation occuring - they need more destruction and death. That's sad. You're welcome to contact CNN and see if they posted the Nevada earthquake on their ticker before 10:02 - that's the first I heard of it.
Such events get reported in realtime through various venues.
Also, the very idea of your synchronisms are supposed to be happening in parallel. Otherwise, I could claim to just have experienced a synchromism, cause I was replying to a madman from Florida and it just so happens that I just learned that the first mental ward in Florida was opened in 1876 (cause I just googled it). This proves, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that you are mentally unstable - not like we need more proof than your word salad to get to that conclusion.
 
President 666 announced he's going to a Ford plant in Michigan and then the rain began falling - alot! There's a 'once in 500 years flood' that occured and two dams broke. While he was in the state today, President 666 signed an order designating Michigan as a national disaster area. Of course, this is on top of every state being a national disaster area due to the global plague and economic collapse. GOD/Nature 'doubled down'.

This is The Apocalypse/Revelation which is not the 'end of the world'. It's the return of the Christ who satisfies the prophecy of Rev 5:1 by producing the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories'; see http://RevelationRevealed.proboards.com . The end of the Bible is very clear - the Christ returns, produces the "book/scroll" that only he can, the "666" Antichrist also returns, and 'the shit hits the fan' to mark the event!
 
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President 666 announced he's going to a Ford plant in Michigan and then the rain began falling - alot! There's a 'once in 500 years flood' that occured and two dams broke. While he was in the state today, President 666 signed an order designating Michigan as a national disaster area. Of course, this is on top of every state being a national disaster area due to the global plague and economic collapse. GOD/Nature 'doubled down'.

This is The Apocalypse/Revelation which is not the 'end of the world'. It's the return of the Christ who satisphies the prophecy of Rev 5:1 by producing the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories'; see http://RevelationRevealed.proboards.com . The end of the Bible is very clear - the Christ returns, produces the "book/scroll" that only he can, the "666" Antichrist also returns, and 'the shit hits the fan' to mark the event!
So... when will the real Jesus Christ return?

Also nice how Brad's weird spelling habits make it really hard to tell whether "satisphies" is yet another of his brainfarts or just a goofy typo.
 
I just posted this short message on a FaceBook friend's page and got a synchronism...

Happy Eid. I'm celebrating by having some turkey bacon.


Synchronism: 10:12 "Slow-roasted turkey" - Hellshire Farms ad on CBS
 

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Very few people recognize The Apocalypse/Revelation occuring - they need more destruction and death. That's sad.
In the age of Pisces (Most commonly associated with The Fish - and with Jesus Christ of Nazareth),
it was imperative that man be told what is true and what isn't. This was essential for his survival. One mistake, one flesh wound, could lead to his death.
In the Age of Aquarius, the Water Bearer, it is determined that man seek the truth himself, and draw his own conclusions from the evidence presented.

Nay, connecting and making sense of GOD=7_4 are impressive and some may even call commendable, but alas!
Attempting to tell others that the impending Apocalypse - the End of Days - is upon humanity, is futile.
Man will continue his march onwards, and irrespective of your prophesizing, he will continue to march.
Whether that march is to his doom, or to the heavens and colonizing the stars, I cannot say.

What I am certain of though, is that the age of Pisces is over. The age of Aquarius has begun.
Truly, the End of Days - The Apocalypse, as you call it - is upon us. But also ended two decades ago.
I'm still alive, as are you.
Is that not evidence enough that THE LORD still cares about his creations? Cares about us?
 
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== Another Sign of The Apocalypse ==
The live golf with Tiger & Payton Manning vs. Phil Mickelson & Tom Brady at The Medalist in Hobe Sound was boring until on the 7th Hole, Brady holed a birdie 4 from about 150 yards. GOD=7_4 made an appearance.

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In the age of Pisces (Most commonly associated with The Fish - and with Jesus Christ of Nazareth), it was imperative that man be told what is true and what isn't. This was essential for his survival. One mistake, one flesh wound, could lead to his death. In the Age of Aquarius, the Water Bearer, it is determined that man seek the truth himself, and draw his own conclusions from the evidence presented.
12/21/12 marked the end of the Age of Pisces and the beginning of the Age of Aquarius.
Nay, connecting and making sense of GOD=7_4 are impressive and some may even call commendable, but alas!
Attempting to tell others that the impending Apocalypse - the End of Days - is upon humanity, is futile.
The Apocalypse/Revelation is NOT the 'end of days' - there is no such thing. We just established that the saw the "end of the age" prophesied in Matthew 13:40, 24:3, etc. The Apocalypse is about the Christ returning, him producing the "book/scroll sealed with 7 seals" (Rev 5:1), and the shit hitting the fan! A "global plague and economic collapse".
Man will continue his march onwards, and irrespective of your prophesizing, he will continue to march.
Whether that march is to his doom, or to the heavens and colonizing the stars, I cannot say.
Doom is too extreme. Colonizing the stars? Star Trek put that atleast 200 years in the future.
What I am certain of though, is that the age of Pisces is over. The age of Aquarius has begun.
Ya, 12/21/12.
Truly, the End of Days - The Apocalypse, as you call it - is upon us. But also ended two decades ago.
No. Again, there is no end of days. You're misinterpreting what The Apocalypse/Revelation is all about. The Christ returns and "rules for 1,000 years". - Rev 20:4.
I'm still alive, as are you.
100,000 have died in the US and worldwide ---.
Is that not evidence enough that THE LORD still cares about his creations? Cares about us?
GOD & God-incarnate care very much about this Universe, this world and all its life forms.
 
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But Brad, golf is always boring. It's boring to play, it's even more boring to watch and people wear silly outfits while doing it.
The only good thing to ever come out of golf was that one scene from Falling Down.

Hey. Falling7 Down4. That movie must have God's blessing, if it has those numbers, right?
 
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But Brad, golf is always boring. It's boring to play, it's even more boring to watch
You tried to hit golf bols once and you sucked. So then you attack golf and golfers. What an incomp.
 
GOD=7_4 algorithm has shown up in New York State with the plague killing 74 yesterday, 74 the day before, and 73 died the day before that. - Gov. Cuomo COVID-19 Update 5.28.20 11:40 on CNN


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I would never waste any of my time with something as boring and pretentious as golfing.
Thank GOD I'll never encounter you on a golf course. How ironic seeing you're so boring and pretentious.
 
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