Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
This guy really needs help. You can't reason with him, because he literally says the facts have to change in order to suit whatever conclusion he wants to reach. This is why Brad cannot possibly call himself a scientist... because scientific method demands that you define the conditions that would invalidate your claim. Brad doesn't do this. He simply jumbles his numbers and listens to his TV, and figures no matter what the result is, he can make it work... even if he has to change the facts to suit him.

This is, oddly, also the reason he couldn't be a decent theologian. While in religious topics, the standard for "proof" and "fact" is a little less mathematical, you're still expected to have a logically consistent view. You're expected to be able to explain, in philosophical terms, what your beliefs are very clearly. And you have to put up with a LOT of counter-arguments (the flipside to not being able to prove something empirically is that you must be able to defend it intellectually). Just saying "I've got my number theory, visit my website!" will get you kicked out of any theological salon I can think of.... from any faith.
 
Wait, what was my sentence again? I knew I failed, but do I get the kickass cow resurrection punishment, or am I just reborn as disabled or something?
 
Christ=77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20
power=77=P16+O15+W23+E5+R18
glory=77=G7+L12+O15+R18+Y25
court=77=C3+O15+U21+R18+T20
Watson=77=W23+A1+T20+S19+O(15)+N14


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@Brad Watson_Miami What is the actual number of the first beast? 666, 616, 999 or 919?
Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist.
Ronald(6) W.(1) Reagan(6).


The truth is that you are a compulsive liar. You really need help! You can't be reasoned with because you literally say the facts have to change in order to suit whatever conclusion you want to reach. You're illogical.


Synchronism: 4/27/15 09:04 "It's difficult to talk about ego to someone of a young age." - my girlfriend said to her best friend on the phone

I, the Christ, have returned. I try to teach everyone very important knowledge like the theory of reincarnation and its 26 principles including the theory of luck (google that). A good teacher doesn't give up on the students that have been assigned to him/her no matter how awful and unwilling to learn they are. So here I AM writing again.

Theory of Luck

luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contributions 4 + blessings 4]
 
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The truth is that you are a compulsive liar. You really need help! You can't be reasoned with because you literally say the facts have to change in order to suit whatever conclusion you want to reach. You're illogical.

Exactly when did I do that, @Brad Watson_Miami ?

Man Brad, you even got that rosy cheeked cult leader look already! Good for you. You're on your way.
The embroidered golf shirt is a nice touch. Not only can Brad take your free will and alienate you from your family, he can give you an AWESOME deal on new tires or a big-screen TV!
 
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I love Brad because he brings out the world building side of me about gods, he's that kind of insane which you can build upon.

I, the Space Captain, have returned.
I try to teach everyone very important knowledge like the theory of space and its 21 Gods including the Carrion Lords (google that). A good teacher doesn't give up on the students that have been assigned to him/her no matter how awful and unwilling to learn they are. So here I AM writing again.
Carrion Lord Orthon: Carrion Lord of Ravens. While depicted as a Heron with a broadsword in its hands, Orthon's chosen are the Ravens. Orthon is known to only choose Champions - never Chosen. Orthon is one of few Carrion Lord which can manifest into a human-like being. Orthon is the Virtue of Dignity. Carrion Lord Orthon created the herons that became the chosen. For hundreds of thousands of years, herons were noble and never-lying, but over time became less and less honourable. Orthon then chose ravens to become the chosen due to their humbleness and knowledge and the heron’s voices became corrupt. Orthon blackened its wings in shame.
 
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I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ. Do you consider the 2.4 billion Christians today members of a cult? 2 billion Muslims believe that "Jesus will return to judge the good and bad"; is Islam a cult, too? Jews believe in the Messiah coming, most believe in reincarnation and are proud of Albert Einstein; do you believe* Judaism is a cult? There are about 1.5 billion Hindus who believe in reincarnation, is Hinduism also a cult in your opinion?


*Synchronism: 4/27/15 09:18 "The Bible says, 'Be angry but sin not'." - CNN
 
I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ. Do you consider the 2.4 billion Christians today members of a cult? 2 billion Muslims believe that "Jesus will return to judge the good and bad"; is Islam a cult, too? Jews believe in the Messiah coming, most believe in reincarnation and are proud of Albert Einstein; do you believe* Judaism is a cult? There are about 1.5 billion Hindus who believe in reincarnation, is Hinduism also a cult in your opinion?


*Synchronism: 4/27/15 09:18 "The Bible says, 'Be angry but sin not'." - CNN
Muslims don't believe in Jesus though, just a prophet.
 
I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ. Do you consider the 2.4 billion Christians today members of a cult? 2 billion Muslims believe that "Jesus will return to judge the good and bad"; is Islam a cult, too? Jews believe in the Messiah coming, most believe in reincarnation and are proud of Albert Einstein; do you believe* Judaism is a cult? There are about 1.5 billion Hindus who believe in reincarnation, is Hinduism also a cult in your opinion?


*Synchronism: 4/27/15 09:18 "The Bible says, 'Be angry but sin not'." - CNN
One of these things isn't like the others.
 
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