I, the Christ, have returned. I try to teach everyone very important knowledge like the theory of reincarnation and its 26 principles including the theory of luck (google that). A good teacher doesn't give up on the students that have been assigned to him/her no matter how awful and unwilling to learn they are. So here I AM writing again.
I know you're joking but I just want to point out that y'all supposed to laugh at lolcows and enjoy the spectacle of how ridiculous they are and not take anything they say seriously. The lolcows are the ones who get butthurt and rage over things. This guy is so far gone that getting mad at him for being an unhinged schizo is like getting mad at baby for shitting their diaper. Y" instead.
Oh no I wasn't joking, I am really too deeply invested in the emotional responses a crazy person elicits in me. Took you and @voiceguy to snap me out of my fugue state.
Also there is only one God and @CatParty is his prophet.
It is YOU who is too wrapped up in your own delusions to listen to reason, science, and GOD/God-incarnate. G-D certainly has NOT lost His power to hurt you. You are to receive what you deserve. G-D sent me here to speak with those who needed speaking to.
Wow. After I forgave you your sins against me, after I blessed you to find peace and atonement, and still you say these things to me. Don't you understand you can't hurt a man who has forgiven and blessed you? That's one of the most unholy things you can do. I suppose I should expect this from someone who has broken 5 of the 10 commandments, but I pray that Adonai helps you, I really do. In the meantime....
Why? Can't you google it? And what difference does the date of his death make? Oh, that's right, it has to be someone born 7 years later so the facts will fit your theory. Stalin died March 5 1953. That should help you. By the way, could you go down the list of everyone you have been reincarnated into? That would be most interesting. Who were you originally before your first death? And where were you before you were born? I think it would be truly enlightening to hear about these things.
It's too bad that -- by your formula -- you miss out on luck by 20 points. Don't be insulted by that Brad, but even you have to admit you're not very modest -- or at least have not behaved in a modest fashion on this thread. So how does your lack of luck affect you? I think we could all learn from that.
It's interesting that you keep using John the Baptist as proof of Jesus preaching about reincarnation. Have you read the second chapter of the Second Book of Kings? (2+2=4, nice synchronism,that) Verses 11-13: "Then it happened, as they continued on and talked, that suddenly a chariot of fire appeared with horses of fire, and separated the two of them; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven. And Elisha saw it, and he cried out, “My father, my father, the chariot of Israel and its horsemen!” So he saw him no more. And he took hold of his own clothes and tore them into two pieces. He also took up the mantle of Elijah that had fallen from him, and went back and stood by the bank of the Jordan." So you see, Brad, Elijah did not die, he was one of a handful of people who was allowed to ascend to Heaven without dying. And it was always prophesied that Adonai would one day return Elijah to Earth. So if Jesus said "he is the Elijah who was to come" he wouldn't have been talking about reincarnation because you cannot be reincarnated without dying first.
The first story on GMA ABC this morning is continued coverage of the earthquake in Nepal. If you go back a few days in this thread, you'll see where I replied to someone saying they're a Buddhist or at least studying Buddhism. I replied that after 7 weeks under the Bodhi Tree seeking enlightenment, the Buddha gave his first teaching of the 4 Noble Truths which are false. It was that cause that produced the nonlocal effect of the earthquake in Nepal that toppled* Buddhist temples that were many centuries old.
*Synchronism: 4/27/15 07:13 "Schools closed due to fraud." - GMA ABC
Words don't cause earthquakes, Adonai does not commonly cause earthquakes. Most ancients believed all earthquakes were caused by Adonai because they knew of no other reason. Earthquakes are caused by the movement of tectonic plates in the Earth's crust.
I AM not a medical doctor nor do I have any children. But everything I read and hear says vaccinate. All of us have to keep in mind that if one makes a decision that can possibly hurt themselves, well, only our self is involved. But once a conscious decision like vaccination where others can be hurt, one must make sure you don't harm others. Vaccinate.
Okay, let's examine that statement. Now. Brad, these are kind of long explanations, so I'm going to spoiler them. That means you have to click on the gray button to read them, all right? All righty then. First, here is what a Muslim says about Jesus in his religion:
We believe in Jesus, but we say he was a mighty messenger of God and that he had a miraculous birth, meaning the he has no father. We believe his creation is no different than Adam God said BE and he was, and cured those born blind and lepers and raised the dead all by GOD'S permission. We follow his teachings that we should worship God alone with all our heart mind and strength and that we should love our brother as we love ourselves. We do not believe that he had to die for our sins, we believe that God forgives who he wants and would never make a prophet suffer through crucifixion for the sins of people. God forgives who he wants and he is the best Judge and the most Merciful. Thank you for asking about Islam, I hope I was clear.
Now let's look at what Muslims say about the return of Jesus in the End of Days:
Abû Hurayrah also relates that the Prophet (peace be upon him) also said [Sunan Abî Dâwûd (4324) and Musnad Ahmad (8902)]: Both in this world and in the Hereafter, I am the nearest of all the people to Jesus, the son of Mary. The Prophets are brothers of the same father with different mothers, and their religion is one. I am the closest in relationship to Jesus, the son of Mary, because there was no prophet between him and me.
Jesus will descend. If you see him, then know him. He is a man of a moderately ruddy complexion. He will be wearing two faintly yellow garments. His hair will seem to have drops of water upon it, even though it will not be wet.
He will strive with the people for Islam. He will break the cross, kill the swine, and abolish the poll-tax. Allah will make all sects to come to an end during his time except Islam, and Allah will cause the Antichrist to perish.
Jesus will live for forty years, and then he shall die. The Muslims will conduct his (funeral) prayer and bury him.
Brad, I do not say these things to attack you, but to help you. I want Adonai to look upon you with grace and benevolence, and I don't want people here to attack you because you don't have the correct facts at hand. By providing these facts to you, it is my sincere wish that you will be able to correct yourself and move on from there. Curse me if you must, I have already forgiven you -- and if the others here want to interpret that as me being a better person than you I cannot stop them but it is not why I forgave you. You see, it is an established tenet in Judaism that Adonai cannot forgive you for your sins against your fellow man, only your fellow man can forgive you. And whether you want my forgiveness or not, you have it. It is my fervent hope that you will forgive for any sins you may feel I have committed against you. I have supplied you with these facts as an act of atonement. Under Talmudic law, if a man atones for his sins he must be forgiven.
EDIT: I double checked my sources (something we should all be doing) and realized that the second spoiler I had was not from a Muslim site but from a Christian site that apparently was trying to revile the faith of Islam. I have replaced that quote with one from an Islamic website (if you read the original, you will see this one is vastly different). I apologize for the error.
Okay, where are these numbers coming from? Are they just arbitrary values you assigned to come up with 100?
When you solve equations you are trying to balance both sides, equal them out (hence "equa-tion". Using gematria -- which is the numerological method you have been using in every other post -- luck should be represented by the number 47. This is what we get on the right side:
Clearly, neither 100 nor the value for luck(47) is any where close to 74240 so this is not a proper equation unless you can provide a valid reason for assigning those specific values. I ask you, as the scientist you have claimed to be numerous times, to please provide evidence that supports this "Theory of Luck".
You asked me for a source for the circle O = 15 or zero and I wasn't home at the time47. I thought it was in The Secret Science of Numerology - The Hidden Meaning of Numbers and Letters by Shirley Blackwell Lawrence Msc.D, New Page Books, 2001 but I was wrong... Here it is, it's in The English Cabalah Volume 1 - The Mysteries of Pi by William Eisen, DeVorss & Co., 1980 p. 89...
"...which is revealed in the number 0704. The revelation comes when it is transliterated into the phrase "O GOD". The word O, in the sense that it is used here, is an interjection which when placed before a name in direct address lends earnest to an appeal. Therefore the true meaning of this arc-segment, which is the Natural number or the name of something, is in effect an earnest appeal to God... 7040...GOD O."
p. 296, "'Just' is 70 which is read as GO."
p. 25, "About the only other difficulty the student will run into is in differentiating the letter O (oh) from the digit 0 (zero). Since they both have the same symbol, the situation can be quite confusing at times. For instance, Let us take the two numbers 7,154 and 704. Both of these numbers spell out the word GOD. Both are correct in this respect."
I pray this clears up the O = 15 or zero issue for you.
I read the entire Bible in Sunday School which excellent teachers when I was 6 and 7. I noticed the #7 everywhere! It's was perhaps in the 4th grade, when I first was taught Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address (which I immediately memorized and recited in class) and how its "4 score & 7 years ago" referred back to 7/4/1776 that I realized that GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th. I didn't think that was by accident! I AM always surprised when someone makes a BIG deal about O = 15 or zero; it seems so 4th grade to me.
It's no use, Golly. I pointed that out over a week ago with a quote from wikipedia: "Gematria is an Assyro-Babylonian system of numerology".
That' why I don't pick on him anymore. We should be helping him instead. I feel sorry for the man, his head is so full of numbers that he cannot be a normal human being anymore and that's really sad.
Don't argue, help. Give him facts he can work with. I am truly convinced if we do he'll stop cursing us and start treating us more nicely.
I myself am hoping he is going to do what I asked and compile a list of everyone he's been throughout history. I'm fascinated by this and want to know more.
Hey Brad, you know what, I was wrong with my last script. However, the good news is that I have once and for all replaced your numerology with a piece of code.
Huh, I don't know what happened to the post I made on this, so I will restate this just once more. If it gets eaten by the aether again, I'll assume I'm messing up something:
Why is it that a man who has killed millions of people and fostered the bloodiest war ever seen only gets a shade more than a year (or just a few months if you count conception) of punishment before reincarnating as Bush when people like us here get at least a decade as animals and then a terrible life afterwards just for either disbelieving you or asking questions?
By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4/28/15 is your Judgment Day*: you FAIL.
Sentence: Bad luck for the rest of your life then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 74 years. When you are born again as human, it will be under hellish circumstances.
Note: You can repent, delete your judgmental posts, apologize, and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiven. However, 7.4 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.
I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment. You are now part of a grand scientific experiment to last at least 1,000 years.
- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity
Took you and 
