Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
GOD & I AM trying to get you evil antichrists to repent and live GOOD lives by letting you know what your future will be like if you don't - you'll be steaks and hamburgers for the rest of us. I, for one, will appreciate your contribution in my next human reincarnation and would like to order a ribeye medium ahead of time.
 
GOD & I AM trying to get you evil antichrists to repent and live GOOD lives by letting you know what your future will be like if you don't - you'll be steaks and hamburgers for the rest of us. I, for one, will appreciate your contribution in my next human reincarnation and would like to order a ribeye medium ahead of time.
How do you know how awful of a life I lead? I try to be humble and generous in all things I do, ya know, like Jesus, that guy you pretend to be.
 
I'm more worried about your soul Brad. How do you think God's going to react when he finds out some weird autistic guy has been using his name to attack people?
 
GOD & I AM trying to get you evil antichrists to repent and live GOOD lives by letting you know what your future will be like if you don't - you'll be steaks and hamburgers for the rest of us. I, for one, will appreciate your contribution in my next human reincarnation and would like to order a ribeye medium ahead of time.

Can we get some clarification on what "living a good life" would be in your views?
 
And you didn't know that the US Founding Fathers used the Masonic(7,74) Code(4) of GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th, did you?
No, but your numerical assessment of the word Code doesn't follow. You seem to only hold the value of the sum of the letters to any significance. Why would you suddenly care to count the number of letters as well?

And from a historical perspective, the founding fathers had a hell of a time drafting the Declaration of Independence. It just happened that having to make over 50 alterations over the span of 4 weeks landed them on the 4th of July.
 
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GOD & I AM trying to get you evil antichrists to repent and live GOOD lives by letting you know what your future will be like if you don't - you'll be steaks and hamburgers for the rest of us. I, for one, will appreciate your contribution in my next human reincarnation and would like to order a ribeye medium ahead of time.

I wonder how horrified you'd be if you knew that this is actually a fetish for some people. No, really, there are people on this planet that genuinely get aroused by the idea of being eaten. Some of them even get off on the idea of being cooked alive and served.

Congratulations. You've learned some basics about Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74). Am I a good(7__4) teacher or what?

Nope. All this proves is that my grade school teachers weren't as bad at their jobs as I remember, since I do remember covering this in grade school. I forget when exactly, but this was back when I was in my single digits.
 
GOD knows everything. He/She can see your soul in the future being crammed into line with the other cattle awaiting your turn in the slaughterhouse. Have you ever watched a video of that? Now that's horror! Google: cow slaughter. But be prepared, it's really disgusting! Power saws and blood everywhere! Yuck. It's enough to put the scare of GOD into some. But udders are as dumb as cows no matter how much you try to help them.
 
GOD knows everything. He/She can see your soul in the future being crammed into line with the other cattle awaiting your turn in the slaughterhouse. Have you ever watched a video of that? Now that's horror! Google: cow slaughter. But be prepared, it's really disgusting! Power saws and blood everywhere! Yuck. It's enough to put the scare of GOD into some. But udders are as dumb as cows no matter how much you try to help them.

 
GOD knows everything. He/She can see your soul in the future being crammed into line with the other cattle awaiting your turn in the slaughterhouse. Have you ever watched a video of that? Now that's horror! Google: cow slaughter. But be prepared, it's really disgusting! Power saws and blood everywhere! Yuck. It's enough to put the scare of GOD into some. But udders are as dumb as cows no matter how much you try to help them.

Why does the reincarnation of Jesus need to use the internet? Don't you know everything already with your magical fairy powers?
 
GOD knows everything. He/She can see your soul in the future being crammed into line with the other cattle awaiting your turn in the slaughterhouse. Have you ever watched a video of that? Now that's horror! Google: cow slaughter. But be prepared, it's really disgusting! Power saws and blood everywhere! Yuck. It's enough to put the scare of GOD into some. But udders are as dumb as cows no matter how much you try to help them.


Well, I don't know how else you butcher an animal. Its not like you just go "Give me steaks" to the cow and *POOF* the cow magically turns into various cuts of meat. Kinda has to be done like that, and I don't see anything scary enough to put the fear o god into people. Then again, Ive seen it done farmer style up close.
 
You don't know anything about the Freemasons, huh? In Philadelphia, local 5th graders are taken to Independence Hall on a field trip. Across the street is a special exhibit hall where their teacher tells them, "Liberty(7 letters) Bell(4) is symbolic of 7/4 - July 4th. Does everybody understand that?" You were the kid that was busy talking and picking her nose.
 
You don't know anything about the Freemasons, huh? In Philadelphia, local 5th graders are taken to Independence Hall on a field trip. Across the street is a special exhibit hall where their teacher tells them, "Liberty(7 letters) Bell(4) is symbolic of 7/4 - July 4th. Does everybody understand that?" You were the kid that was busy talking and picking her nose.

 
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You don't know anything about the Freemasons, huh? In Philadelphia, local 5th graders are taken to Independence Hall on a field trip. Across the street is a special exhibit hall where their teacher tells them, "Liberty(7 letters) Bell(4) is symbolic of 7/4 - July 4th. Does everybody understand that?" You were the kid that was busy talking and picking her nose.
I was one of the millions of kids who didn't live near Philadelphia and whose school wasn't wealthy enough to regularly transport elementary students the hundreds of miles it takes to get there. Were I the tumblr-using type, I would request you check your privilege.
And, generally, American History teachers and textbooks don't cover freemasonry.
 
can i be reincarnated as a cat? i feel like a cat most of the time. or does that mean i was a cat?
CatParty,

If you try to be purrfect* for the rest of your life, I don't see any reason why you can't be a nice cat that's part of a nice family.


*Synchronism: 4/28/15 22:11 "Perfect vacation destination" - ad on MeTV

Brad! What is the afterlife like? Do you know?
Reincarnation.

.And, generally, American History teachers and textbooks don't cover Freemasonry.
The times are a changin'. Read at least one book on Freemasonry before you reply to me again and then let's discuss what you read.
 
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