Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Brad Watson_Miami]

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What nonsense are you talking about now? That author didn't know who I was 17 years ago and probably doesn't now if he is still alive.

GOD is GOOD, 7_4 = 7__4​

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In that case, you'll be reincarnated as pet store parakeets. Unless, you repent - it's your actions that dictate your fate.

 

[voiceguy]

You're missing the point, as always (or perhaps you don't wish to address it because you might have to admit you're a liar).

He says Master Koot Hoomi Lal Singh was Pythagoras in a previous life.

You say you were Pythagoras in a previous life.

Who's lying?

(Sorry to everyone else if this comes off as sperging but I would really be interested in hearing his explanation.)

 

[AP 297]

You're missing the point, as always (or perhaps you don't wish to address it because you might have to admit you're a liar).

He says Master Koot Hoomi Lal Singh was Pythagoras in a previous life.

You say you were Pythagoras in a previous life.

Who's lying?

(Sorry to everyone else if this comes off as sperging but I would really be interested in hearing his explanation.)

You are only giving him what he wants...

He will give you a generic answer that is gibberish and then flail as you try to reason with him.

My suggestion is to know that this is what @Brad Watson_Miami really believes:

Spoiler: What Brad Watson Believes

 

[Overchek]

Hey, @Brad Watson_Miami , have your godhead give me head! HA!

 

[voiceguy]

You are only giving him what he wants...

He will give you a generic answer that is gibberish and then flail as you try to reason with him.

My suggestion is to know that this is what @Brad Watson_Miami really believes:

Spoiler: What Brad Watson Believes

I understand what you're saying and I know you're right -- but I still really want to hear him say it.

But you have a good point. I've already made my point so what he says is relatively unimportant. Let's talk about something else.

I really admire how quickly you find such appropriate videos. You must be a whiz on Youtube and Daily Motion.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

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Listen very carefully. - maybe you should write this down. You made a HUGE gamble when you decided that there is no GOD or God-incarnate. You thought it would be amusing to come on this thread and get some mean and sick laughs from me. You were wrong; very wrong.

There is a GOD and I - Albert Einstein reincarnated - have known for 35 years that I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ. The "7 Seals" are revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . They're not going away - they are being spread around more and more every day.

Being the Christ isn't easy. I run into alot of d'evils. But you guys aren't anything I can't handle. You all are guilty of having confirmation bias. What you don't seem to realize is that Plan-it Theory makes a HUGE prediction of all 'true Earth-like plan-its' being built on GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4. And when the data starts coming in that confirms my theory, what then?! That will confirm to the world that I AM the Christ - God the Creator reincarnated. Hey, it's a mission that someone has to do and I AM doing it.

It the process of teaching, I also grade/judge people. You FAIL - miserably and your conduct was deplorable. The maximum reincarnation sentence is at 1,274 years; you get the maximum. Now your eternal soul is part of a HUGE scientific experiment and we kick back and observe your luck or lack of it. We try to observe what happens to your soul after you die although that's pretty tricky with those who have no special talents.

Now go away. You're not welcome here anymore. Go find another 391831251151811.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

@Brad Watson_Miami are you heterosexual? As you claim to be Jesus Christ, how do you feel about your wife Gail Schuler? She seems to have many other suitors, but she also speaks to God and has many interesting theories. Do you find she is a generous lover?

 

[Adamska]

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Reincarnation as non-human 1,247 (that's the current limit).

http://7seals.yuku.com

Translated from Sperg Speech: FUCK YOU CUNTBREATH

Seriously, you are using your own "divine algorithm" for profanity, which just adds to the hilarity in my opinion.

 

[Overchek]

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[Gene Parmesan]

It's a shame really.

If it wasn't for the fact that I was reading up on the Canaanite Pantheon of gods (Yaweh is just one of many gods in that pantheon, like how Apollo was one of the Roman Pantheon)...

Without me Brad would be talking to himself on his own forums instead of socializing with the Kiwis.

And do I ever get gratitude? No, sir. I'm the greatest villain in his play. The one that introduced him to, possibly, the only forum not to immediately ban him.

 

[voiceguy]

It's a shame really.

If it wasn't for the fact that I was reading up on the Canaanite Pantheon of gods (Yaweh is just one of many gods in that pantheon, like how Apollo was one of the Roman Pantheon)...

Without me Brad would be talking to himself on his own forums instead of socializing with the Kiwis.

And do I ever get gratitude? No, sir. I'm the greatest villain in his play. The one that introduced him to, possibly, the only forum not to immediately ban him.

Not only that, but a forum that unbanned him and let him back in so he wouldn't need to make some pretentious false identity...for...himsel...

Never mind.

 

[Ruin]

Brad are you pro niggo or anti niggo? Do you believe as the Mormons do that they have dark skin because they've been cursed by god?

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Not only that, but a forum that unbanned him and let him back in so he wouldn't need to make some pretentious false identity...for...himsel...

Never mind.

Oh yeah. The ban. Dude, the Brad advocacy I've undertaken. From people wanting to ban him, troll him, delete his thread or just dox him...

 

[Cynical]

Uh, wow, Brad, I politely advised seeking mental help (there is no shame in it, I have sought mental help professionals myself for several issues), and you decide to throw all that profanity, name calling, and hilariously impotent judgment crap back at me.

No offense, but if you take that much umbrage to having possible mental instability pointed out to you, you might want to ask yourself why so many people believe that, and if still bothers you that much, seek a psychiatrist and discuss this.

If I'm wrong and you are perfectly sane, then you can still vent your issues to an understanding and patient ear, and you might feel better. If I'm right, then you will be helping yourself on the first step to recovery.

Either way, it's a win-win.

 

[voiceguy]

Hey! Brad left without answering my question!

He says Master Koot Hoomi Lal Singh was Pythagoras in a previous life.

You say you were Pythagoras in a previous life.

Who's lying?

No answer is also an answer.

I guess I've got my answer after all.

I hated spending $15 on that book, but that one sentence made it all worthwhile.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Ok Brad, I know we've had our disagreements, but I'm a reasonable person.

I make this declaration in front of all my fellow Kiwis: if any of your insane bullshit proves at all factual (by that I mean, can be proven by someone other than you), I'll be the first person lining up to sign up for whatever cult you're leading.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Actually, @Brad Watson_Miami I have another question: Gail Schuler claims to be Catherine the Great and King David reincarnated, what are your thoughts?
How do you feel about Jesuits?

 

[shinimasu]

I popped in here thinking after 100+ pages this guy would've moved on to greener pastures by now but nope he's still gushing numbers over here and that is incredible to me.

I forget if this was addressed, does he have family who have tried to get him help or did his relatives either nope out of the picture or were never really in the picture in the first place? Like this is clearly some advanced stage shit here you'd think once he started going "I am god" someone would've gotten him evaluated.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Maybe ill get my soul question answered when he calms down.

 

[I'm With Chris]

Well, if you are the Real Brad Watson, I'll need proof. The real Brad Watson can play marimba. Equal to even Lionel Hampton.

You cannot do this. All you can do is spam your website.

Provide a decent percussion video.

You're missing the point, as always (or perhaps you don't wish to address it because you might have to admit you're a liar).

He says Master Koot Hoomi Lal Singh was Pythagoras in a previous life.

You say you were Pythagoras in a previous life.

Who's lying?

(Sorry to everyone else if this comes off as sperging but I would really be interested in hearing his explanation.)

This dude lying about being Einstein and Jesus and Pythagoras is baby poop. He's actually lying about being the real Brad Watson.

The jig is up, Jenkins.