Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Why would you want to see that happen? When the Sun novas a few billion years ago? According to Star Trek: The Next Generation, we should possess the technology to prevent that in about three hundred years. That works for me.

Star Trek also predicted humanity undergoes a Third World War in the 1990s where super-soldiers use their talents to enforce bloody regimes throughout the world. Sci-fi is still fiction after all.
 
You're so mean, such a bully, and so proud of it. Why is that? Here's some psychoanalysis for FREE...

You're a small boy; about 5'2" and 120 lbs. Why even all the girls at school were BIGGER than you and would push you around.* You got no respect. So now you go online and adopt a real BIG, mean avatar and are just ravenous! Well?

What do you imagine yourself being reincarnated as?


*Synchronism: 4/29/15 7:04 pm "All the rats in the base." - MASH 4077 on MeTV
 
Endless. That's the meaning of eternal life.

Why would you want to see that happen? When the Sun novas a few billion years ago? According to Star Trek: The Next Generation, we should possess the technology to prevent that in about three hundred years. That works for me.

Thanks for responding Brad, I thought you forgot about me.

Even if humans one day escape the Earth, do you ever think the universe will end through heat death? I think the human race lasting billions of years seems unrealistic. What's you opinion on the matter?
 
WAKE UP! Humans have long ago been on other planets including Nestor; maybe even Mars. This universe had a beginning 13.8 billion years ago and this universe may end many more billions of years into the future. But our souls are truly eternal and there are quadrillions of universes in The Conglomerate (multiverse). Wormholes provide interuniversal travel.
 
WAKE UP! Humans have long ago been on other planets including Nestor; maybe even Mars. This universe had a beginning 13.8 billion years ago and this universe may end many more billions of years into the future. But our souls are truly eternal and there are quadrillions of universes in The Conglomerate (multiverse). Wormholes provide interuniversal travel.

I'm interested in learning more about this. Can you provide some materials for me to read on the subject?

I'm a believer in evolution, due to a lack of a better theory. What you're proposing isn't particularly "mainstream" so I think it's understandable that many people haven't heard about this.
 
You argue with everything I've said. Do you agree with that?

Sure why the heck not?

WAKE UP! Humans have long ago been on other planets including Nestor; maybe even Mars. This universe had a beginning 13.8 billion years ago and this universe may end many more billions of years into the future. But our souls are truly eternal and there are quadrillions of universes in The Conglomerate (multiverse). Wormholes provide interuniversal travel.

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GOD-guided evolution is correct which includes panspermia, intelligent design58, complexity, apparent randomness (chaos theory), purpose, DNA/RNA, catastrophism, reincarnation & follow-the-leader (God-incarnate), and alien intervention.
 
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GOD-guided evolution is correct which includes panspermia, intelligent design58, complexity, apparent randomness (chaos theory), purpose, DNA/RNA, catastrophism, reincarnation & follow-the-leader (God-incarnate), and alien intervention.

In short, everything is valid because you (cosplaying as God) say so and whatever doesn't make sense can be handwaved away with your numerical theories.

If that's true, I assume you can sell me some lovely beachfront property in Kansas as well, right?
 
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GOD-guided evolution is correct which includes panspermia, intelligent design58, complexity, apparent randomness (chaos theory), purpose, DNA/RNA, catastrophism, reincarnation & follow-the-leader (God-incarnate), and alien intervention.
I see. Can you provide some background information I would be able to understand on the subject?

Thanks in advance :biggrin:
 
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I had asked what evidence you had that people spoke modern English prior to the Tower of Babel.
That's ridiculous. But a long time ago, I first conceived of this plan-it using English(7,74) and the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code while I was sitting on a couch*, writing on my computer in a very heavenly place on the Planet Nestor. See http://GOD704iwikia.com


*Synchronism: 4/29/15 19:31 ad for The Twilight Zone on MeTV

If you don't want to believe my truths, you have free-will. But I AM giving it away for FREE and you will find absolutely no evidence of me ever ripping somebody off. 1191980125.
 
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If you don't want to believe my truths, you have free-will. But I AM giving it away for FREE and you will find absolutely no evidence of me ever ripping somebody off. 1191980125.
Bradley, Bradley, Bradley. Of course you'd have to give this information away for free, Ron L. Hubbard already beat you to the punch and did it better. With the kind of game he was running you'd have to step up your skills and create a better story than "I am duh Godjesus of numburs 1111224444444777!!!11! I mean, you claim to be a god but you require us mere mortals to organize your bizarre little rants and sentencings for you.

Actually, now that I think about it, that sounds like something a shifty cult leader would try and pull. Make all the "followers" (people you intend to con) do menial tasks and make it sound like they're doing some important, holy work that only the "chosen" can do.

Either that or you're just a delusional clown.

Or both. Nothing says you can't be both.
 
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I think your curse-ya-ha-me-ha is broken, Brad. I've actually had really, really fantastic luck since you judged me, including getting through a difficult final exam (meaning I get to graduate and receive my master's degree on Saturday), finding $20, running into and then hanging out with a friend I haven't seen in over a year, and not having to see the roommate that I dislike for over a week.

 
We've successfully reconstructed the one language used before the Tower of Babel (according to the Bible) and it was English(7,74).
had asked what evidence you had that people spoke modern English prior to the Tower of Babel.
That's ridiculous.
Of course, that's ridiculous! Even if you did say it.

But a long time ago, I first conceived of this plan-it using English(7,74) and the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code while I was sitting on a couch*, writing on my computer in a very heavenly place on the Planet Nestor.
So wait. Are you saying Planet Nestor is Heaven? That you used to live there? Then why do you keep claiming to have "discovered" it using your mathematical models? Wait. I take that back. I understand why you did it. You couldn't reveal the truth because, as you said earlier, it would change the world. If you started out by announcing that you were once a Nestling on Nestor and that you created Earth 4.5 billion years ago -- why, people would think you were some kind of a nut job!

For those of you who have attempted to reach that site and been unable to, it because God (who, according to every religion that worships him, is infallible) made a mistake. The correct site address is http://GOD704.wikia.com. Don't feel compelled to go there unless you would enjoy an even longer version of the same "facts" he repeats here like a well-trained parrot. I did like this bit though:
"Deleting incorrect data
This paper used to begin with "~74% of the total mass-energy of this universe is dark energy74." This data was from the NASA WMAP. However, on March 31, 2013, the European Space Agency (ESA) released its findings from the Planck Spacecraft of ~68.3% dark energy. 4/3/14 19:04 With the latest discovery of three potential dwarf planets in the Orf Cloud, I've deleted "& 4 distant dwarf planets" from both Earth's 7_4 and Nestor's 6_4 examples.""

In other words, the facts no longer fit his theory so in typical "confirmation bias" behavior he threw them out. (NOTE: This information was available for a year or two before he created the wikia. Way to do research, Brad.) (NOTE: Another example of infallible God making a mistake.)

I saw on another of your sites that you sent this information to the White House. Have you been seeing a lot of men wearing dark glasses lately? Here's a hint: They're not getting suntans.
 
You're so mean, such a bully, and so proud of it. Why is that? Here's some psychoanalysis for FREE...

You're a small boy; about 5'2" and 120 lbs. Why even all the girls at school were BIGGER than you and would push you around.* You got no respect. So now you go online and adopt a real BIG, mean avatar and are just ravenous! Well?

What do you imagine yourself being reincarnated as?


*Synchronism: 4/29/15 7:04 pm "All the rats in the base." - MASH 4077 on MeTV

Oh Brad, you have no idea how much you made me laugh just now seriously, If you must know I am 6ft 6in tall and weigh a hell of a lot more than 120lb's.
 
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