Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
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Can you not figure out how the quote button works? It's really simple, you'd have to be kind of dumb not to understand it.

And as per usual, you counter logic and the observations of your contradictions with an obscenity. That is just so Brad of you! (Ooh, I like that saying -- I'll have to use it more often.)

You know something, Brad? When you are brought before the One True God to be judged, I pity you. I pity you because he will sentence you to eternal torment and damnation, and as you stand there pleading "I'm sorry! I should have listened to the kiwis! I should have listened to voiceguy!", do you know what the One True God is going to say? "2015151292020125201515121205"
 
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I started writing a book Decoding Genasis(7,74), Guardin'(7,74) of Eden(4,28), GOD=7_4. (Starting to write a book is really easy, having it finished74 is hard.) If you go on http://7seals.yuku.com you'll find its outline. (It may have a slightly different title.) The FIG in the Guardin' is a BIG code! First, notice that the word "fruit" is used and as you know, it's not identified. This is because...

good=G7+O+O+D4 fruit=74=F6+R18+U21+I9+T20

Of course, Hebrew was the original language of Genasis74, the Torah47, and the Tanak47. It was first translated into the Greek Septuagint before Christ (B.C.); http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_Septuagint , and then into the Latin Vulgate. The first English translation of the Bible was in the 1500s. King James I (Iames) began the Authorized Version in 1604 with 47 experts (most Mason47s) working on it and it was published 7 years later in 1611. James VI of Scotland became James I - the first king of the* United Kingdom. He was a golfer and a Grand Master Mason47. The 1611 KJV does not include the letter J. It was added in the first revision of the KJV in 1629. It was then that the modern English alphabet first appeared and Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 first appeared which was being used by the Rosicrucians, Masons, Kaballists - the mystical sages - of that time47.

Everyone, go back and read** Gn 2:8-3:24 with the understanding that you're reading an encoded message (mes-sage). Notice how in Gn 3:7 after Eve & Adam have eaten the fruit, "They sewed FIG leaves" - they didn't sew apple leaves! I attended a lecture by a rabbi here in Miami maybe 12 years(?) ago where he said, "They sewed FIG leaves; Adam & Eve ate FIGS." "Yes!" I replied. That was the first time I ever heard anyone else say that.

I have stated Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 here many times. The 4 is a 'given', so this is simplified to...

All worlds are built64 on 6(F) / 7(G): FIG

number=73=N14+U21+M13+B2+E5+R18
united=73
kingdom=58/73
crown=58/73


If you know the Bible well, you'll note that FIG (leaves) first appears in Gn 3:7 and is a recurring theme throughout the Bible with Jesus son of Joseph's famous references to FIG and John of Patmos (the Apostle?) referring to it in The Revelation.


*Synchronism: 4/30/15 09:07 "You named your car Brad. You loved Brad. Nothing can replace Brad." - Liberty Mutual Insurance ad on BBC during Star Trek: The Next Generation. **09:27 "Modern interpretations" - Zane Jewelers. 10:20 "What's the last thing you did to challenge your mind?" - ad. 11:00 Doctor Who
 
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I started writing a book Decoding Genasis(7,74), Guardin'(7,74) of Eden(4,28), GOD=7_4. (Starting to write a book is really easy, having it finished74 is hard.) If you go on http://7seals.yuku.com you'll find its outline. (It may have a slightly different title.) The FIG in the Guardin' is a BIG code! First, notice that the word "fruit" is used and as you know, it's not identified. This is because...

good=G7+O+O+D4 fruit=74=F6+R18+U21+I9+T20

Of course, Hebrew was the original language of Genasis74, the Torah47, and the Tanak47. It was first translated into the Greek Septuagint before Christ (B.C.); http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_Septuagint , and then into the Latin Vulgate. The first English translation of the Bible was in the 1500s. King James I (Iames) began the Authorized Version in 1604 with 47 experts (most Mason47s) working on it and it was published 7 years later in 1611. James VI of Scotland became James I - the first king of the* United Kingdom. He was a golfer and a Grand Master Mason47. The 1611 KJV does not include the letter J. It was added in the first revision of the KJV in 1629. It was then that the modern English alphabet first appeared and Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 first appeared which was being used by the Rosicrucians, Masons, Kaballists - the mystical sages - of that time47.

Everyone, go back and read** Gn 2:8-3:24 with the understanding that you're reading an encoded message (mes-sage). Notice how in Gn 3:7 after Eve & Adam have eaten the fruit, "They sewed FIG leaves" - they didn't sew apple leaves! I attended a lecture by a rabbi here in Miami maybe 12 years(?) ago where he said, "They sewed FIG leaves; Adam & Eve ate FIGS." "Yes!" I replied. That was the first time I ever heard anyone else say that.

I have stated Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 here many times. The 4 is a 'given', so this is simplified to...

All worlds are built64 on 6(F) / 7(G): FIG

number=73=N14+U21+M13+B2+E5+R18
united=73
kingdom=58/73
crown=58/73


If you know the Bible well, you'll note that FIG (leaves) first appears in Gn 3:7 and is a recurring theme throughout the Bible with Jesus son of Joseph's famous references to FIG and John of Patmos (the Apostle?) referring to it in The Revelation.


*Synchronism: 4/30/15 09:07 "You named your car Brad. You loved Brad. Nothing can replace Brad." - Liberty Mutual Insurance ad on BBC during Star Trek: The Next Generation. **09:27 "Modern interpretations" - Zane Jewelers. 10:20 "What's the last thing you did to challenge your mind?" - ad. 11:00 Doctor Who

Just edit your original post, ass-hat
 
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I started writing a book Decoding Genasis(7,74), Guardin'(7,74) of Eden(4,28), GOD=7_4. (Starting to write a book is really easy, having it finished74 is hard.) If you go on http://7seals.yuku.com you'll find its outline. (It may have a slightly different title.) The FIG in the Guardin' is a BIG code! First, notice that the word "fruit" is used and as you know, it's not identified. This is because...

good=G7+O+O+D4 fruit=74=F6+R18+U21+I9+T20

Of course, Hebrew was the original language of Genasis74, the Torah47, and the Tanak47. It was first translated into the Greek Septuagint before Christ (B.C.); http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_Septuagint , and then into the Latin Vulgate. The first English translation of the Bible was in the 1500s. King James I (Iames) began the Authorized Version in 1604 with 47 experts (most Mason47s) working on it and it was published 7 years later in 1611. James VI of Scotland became James I - the first king of the* United Kingdom. He was a golfer and a Grand Master Mason47. The 1611 KJV does not include the letter J. It was added in the first revision of the KJV in 1629. It was then that the modern English alphabet first appeared and Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 first appeared which was being used by the Rosicrucians, Masons, Kaballists - the mystical sages - of that time47.

Everyone, go back and read** Gn 2:8-3:24 with the understanding that you're reading an encoded message (mes-sage). Notice how in Gn 3:7 after Eve & Adam have eaten the fruit, "They sewed FIG leaves" - they didn't sew apple leaves! I attended a lecture by a rabbi here in Miami maybe 12 years(?) ago where he said, "They sewed FIG leaves; Adam & Eve ate FIGS." "Yes!" I replied. That was the first time I ever heard anyone else say that.

I have stated Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 here many times. The 4 is a 'given', so this is simplified to...

All worlds are built64 on 6(F) / 7(G): FIG

number=73=N14+U21+M13+B2+E5+R18
united=73
kingdom=58/73
crown=58/73


If you know the Bible well, you'll note that FIG (leaves) first appears in Gn 3:7 and is a recurring theme throughout the Bible with Jesus son of Joseph's famous references to FIG and John of Patmos (the Apostle?) referring to it in The Revelation.


*Synchronism: 4/30/15 09:07 "You named your car Brad. You loved Brad. Nothing can replace Brad." - Liberty Mutual Insurance ad on BBC during Star Trek: The Next Generation. **09:27 "Modern interpretations" - Zane Jewelers. 10:20 "What's the last thing you did to challenge your mind?" - ad. 11:00 Doctor Who

I notice you tweak things a lot. God wouldn't need to tweak, He would have gotten it right the first time. That is just so Brad of you. (That's really starting to grow on me. How about the rest of you?)
 
I notice you tweak things a lot. God wouldn't need to tweak, He would have gotten it right the first time. That is just so Brad of you. (That's really starting to grow on me. How about the rest of you?)
Oh yeah. There should be a sitcom called "That's so Brad!" It'd be about a guy who plays second-grade number games and says things like "It's been scientifically proven that Moses wore a kilt and a Tonka truck T-shirt." Then everyone else would ask him to explain this, and he'd just repeat himself verbatim rather than talk to them. Before every commercial break, whoever was proving Brad wrong would say "THAT'S SO BRAD!"

Eventually, "That's so Brad" will become a euphemism for refusing the see the plainly obvious, and continuing to do something that's been proven to fail.

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Wow, that's his Braddest thing yet.
 
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Oh yeah. There should be a sitcom called "That's so Brad!" It'd be about a guy who plays second-grade number games and says things like "It's been scientifically proven that Moses wore a kilt and a Tonka truck T-shirt." Then everyone else would ask him to explain this, and he'd just repeat himself verbatim rather than talk to them. Before every commercial break, whoever was proving Brad wrong would say "THAT'S SO BRAD!"

Eventually, "That's so Brad" will become a euphemism for refusing the see the plainly obvious, and continuing to do something that's been proven to fail.

"Hey, I've got this idea. What if I pretend to be Miyamoto and trick Chris into flying to the other side of America?"

"That's so Brad."
 
That's not true. Here in the US, we have no royalty - we have a democratic-republic. Most of the world's nations are not governed by kings and queens.

It's not supposed to be taken literally. Kings = Men, Queens = Women.

And I'm pretty sure we're not really in a nation where we don't have kings and queens, definitely by the way politicians and high power people act.
 
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The term 'original sin' is not in the Bible - it's not in the Genasis story of the Guardin'74 of Eden. Rabbis don't use the term. It was (St.) Augustine of Hippo who coined it. In the 4th century, there was an active debate of promoting reincarnation or not. Augustine single-handedly decided, "There is no preexistence of the soul, there is no previous karma that affects our birth or early childhood. Any birth defects or childhood ailments are the result of Eve's original sin - it's all Eve's fault" (paraphrased).

Look here, Brad. You can't change the spelling to make the Bible fit your little theory. It's not the "Guardin" of Eden, that is not and never has been a thing. And it's not "Genasis", it's "Genesis". As in Phil Collins? As a percussionist I would've expected you to know that. You say to Google "Genasis"; well, when you do the only thing you find are either results for "Genesis", the rapper "OT Genasis", and your little books. So according to Google you are the only one who spells it wrong.

Back to my earlier posts; as a scientist, you also should know that the scientific method requires that if your facts don't meet the hypothesis, you must change the hypothesis, not the other way around. @ChurchOfGodBear and I are still waiting on for you to explain how the scientific method applies to your Theory of Luck.

Since you've started quoting scripture again, I've got some scripture for you...

He replied, "Don't let anyone mislead you, for many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Messiah,' and saying, 'The time has come!' But don't believe them. (Luke 21:8)

I know you have spent a lot of time on this, and nothing we say here is going to change your mind. But you are purposely ignoring anything that you makes you feel uncomfortable because, deep down, you know that you are wrong, that you aren't Jesus reincarnated, returned to judge the souls of mankind. You are simply Richard Bradshaw Watson II, Miami Percussionist Extraordinaire. You can't be the second coming of the Christ, because when Jesus returns, everyone in the world will know and trumpets will sound. But the only music we're hearing is your admittedly decent drumming, and the Bible doesn't mention anything about the second coming only being revealed to 30-40 assholes on an obscure internet forum.
 
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Brad, what is your opinion on Call of Duty?
 
*Synchronism: 4/30/15 09:07 "You named your car Brad. You loved Brad. Nothing can replace Brad." - Liberty Mutual Insurance ad on BBC during Star Trek: The Next Generation.
I can't begin to tell you how overplayed this commercial is and I barely watch television. I've been out of the country for nearly two months and I still remember it verbatim. Why do you include commercials in your synchronisms anyway? Commercials, by nature, are scheduled to play at specific intervals over a set number of channels. There is nothing coincidental Edit: cosmically significant about them in the slightest.

Edit: Similarly, if you stick to channels and shows sponsored by the same companies, you will get the same commercials over and over again.
 
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