Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[voiceguy]

Wow! Have you noticed how much better this place is since I got rid of the ungodly antichrists? And I AM also doing this on the BIG scale.

Wow! Have you noticed how much better this place is since Brad stopped posting the juvenile bullshit? And he should also start doing this on the BIG scale.

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And that's what makes you a greater genius than Brad could ever hope to be. I suspect you should get ready to be ignored.

While I appreciate the pun, punnery will get you nowhere!

To paraphrase Shakespeare's Hamlet, "Get thee to a punnery."

 

[Dr. Mario]

I AM disappointed in you. I didn't think you were like the other ungodly antichrists on this forum.

Organic Fapcup
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You've rudely judged me a couple of times, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 5/3/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 274 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, publically apologize, do many hours of verifiable community service, and petition this court(77) for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 74 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment. You are now part of a GRAND scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

http://7seals.blogspot.com

Nice Fapcup, it seems now you have enough experience to join my party. Want to explore Naraku together?

 

[Sigyn]

Jeez, I go blow the antichrist for an HOUR and suddenly Brad's spazzing out again. Chill, Space Jesus. Go preach to your space angels or something.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I've explained the alternate spelling of bol before. The Spanish word for soccer is futbol. American football should still use that spelling because they don't use a round bol.

Bol includes O - the circle/round sphere - so this spelling is better hieroglyphically than ball. The one l looks like a bat in basebol. Also, bol=29=B2+O15+L12 and ball=27=B2+A1+L12+L12. The two BIGGEST bols are the Sun and the mOOn. The lunar month is 29.5 days and bol=29 links this spelling to nature.

Spelling it bol is the tip of an iceberg in a revolution in education. Who doesn't want to be part of that?

No uses mi lenguaje bella en tus teorías estúpidas, gringo mamón.

Usamos "bol" porque el español es un lenguaje fonético y escribimos palabras como se escucha.
pero claro, en pendejo como tu los usas para tus teorías anglocéntricas.

 

[Coldgrip]

Wow! Have you noticed how much better this place is since I got rid of the ungodly antichrists? And I AM also doing this on the BIG scale.

Actually, the ungodly antichrists gave this place a nice otherworldly feel to it and were pretty funny and clever. Too bad the same can't be said for you Bradley, you're pretty dry and boring. You don't do any cool miracles, you haven't resurrected anyone from the dead, and you don't cure peoples diseases. It's like you're just some deranged cult leader that can't convince people to join his weird, math based cult.

 

[Have a Pepsi]

Brad Watson of Miami,

You have prematurely judged me on the false grounds that I have judged you. Therefore...

By the power vested in me by God, Jesus, and Hale Selassie, I hereby rule that 5/3/2015 is your judgement day.

Charges: Impersonation of God and Jesus themselves, holding a kangaroo case in spiritual court, prejudices affecting the sentences of defenses in multiple cases, and harassment of a spiritual officer.

Verdict: Guilty on all charges.

Sentence: Watson is eligible for a punishment based on his own life. Upon death, he will not be allowed into the afterworld for 704 years, during which time he shall be reincarnated on Earth as commercial cattle for 74 years; after which, he will be reincarnated as human for the remainder of his sentence, albeit under "hellish circumstances". What these "hellish circumstances" will be is his choice, so long as he does not abuse this privilege.

 

[Picklechu]

I'm still one of the elect. I'm very glad to see that I am clearly a beacon of righteousness.

 

[voiceguy]

Wow! Have you noticed how much better this place is since I got rid of the ungodly antichrists? And I AM also doing this on the BIG scale.

In other words, he likes it here better when he ignores the people who point out how wrong his theories are and all of his contradictions. Now it's more like his own forum. -- no one to argue with him.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I'm still one of the elect. I'm very glad to see that I am clearly a beacon of righteousness.

Join my side, I have Burger king coupons.

 

[Picklechu]

Join my side, I have Burger king coupons.

 

[Adamska]

In other words, he likes it here better when he ignores the people who point out how wrong his theories are and all of his contradictions. Now it's more like his own forum. -- no one to argue with him.

And he's the only one listening to himself too. Very similar indeed.

Richard is the real Anti-christ by the by because his curses generate a luck bonus to people. See, as soon as he cursed me to max, I found all this stuff in my room, including my old key and a packet containing several hundred dollars during a cleaning day. The day also had my best stint as a DM ever. Genuinely quality stuff. Hell, the final reward was a shitton of pepperoni, being sold at bargain bin prices despite tasting fine.

If he was truly holy and the Son, then why is it that the Lord gifted me with luck instead of misfortune ever since then? This fortune can only happen if it turned out that Ricky is the pawn of the Accuser.

 

[voiceguy]

And he's the only one listening to himself too. Very similar indeed.

Richard is the real Anti-christ by the by because his curses generate a luck bonus to people. See, as soon as he cursed me to max, I found all this stuff in my room, including my old key and a packet containing several hundred dollars during a cleaning day. The day also had my best stint as a DM ever. Genuinely quality stuff. Hell, the final reward was a shitton of pepperoni, being sold at bargain bin prices despite tasting fine.

If he was truly holy and the Son, then why is it that the Lord gifted me with luck instead of misfortune ever since then? This fortune can only happen if it turned out that Ricky is the pawn of the Accuser.

Indeed. Since he cursed me my mother has out-lived the doctors' predictions and is waving her arm occasionally and trying to talk. Go figure. If my mother dying was supposed to be a punishment for angering him, then the fact she has survived this long must be God's way of negating the Brad Watson curse. Even if my mother doesn't pull through, the fact that she is surviving this long, that I am able to talk to her on the phone these extra days (even if her only answer is a moan) is a rich reward indeed.

As Brad would so eloquently say to others, I now say to him (I know he can't read this but feel free to pass it along):

621311 251521, ANTI-CHRIST!

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

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TM Ambrose

5/4/15 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, reincarnated as non-human 1,274 years (maximum), 474 years non-commutable (maximum).

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[Cynical]

I can't remember if Brad has me on ignore or not, but for someone with godlike power, since it's been proven his curses don't work or hilariously backfire and the accursed become so fortunate it's downright sad (for him), it seems all Brad can really do is put people on ignore, a feature on a mortal based piece of software over a mortal technology called the internet, which does nothing but create an echo chamber for him, which seems to be the exact opposite thing a deity would want if they actually wish to claim they have receptive followers.

For someone claiming to be deity, I'm not very impressed if that's the worst he can do.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

1. Null | FAIL F |474 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
2. Gene Parmesan | FAIL F |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
3. Frank Rizzo | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
4. ABW - 81 | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
5. Loke | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
6. Kittentits | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
7. PurpleMonkeyDishwasher | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
8. Applecrisp (Janessa Wagner [Facebook]) | FAIL F |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Really Hellish Circumstances
9. HawkerHurricane | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
10. trombonista | FAIL F | Postponed
11. Ruin | FAIL F | 1,274 years
12. Billy_Sama | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
13. Absinthe | FAIL F | Postponed
14. Bucharest | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
15. Shokew | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
16. Substrain-Seven | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
17. dcisp | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
18. Cubanodun | FAIL F | Postponed
19. wristwatchswisswatch | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
20. Ravenor | FAIL F | 1,274 years
21. Radi Ashun | FAIL F | 666 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
22. Stratomsk | FAIL F |666 years
23. dollarpennypincher | FAIL F |1,000 Years | 374 non-commutable
24. voiceguy | FAIL F |666 Years
25. Golly | FAIL F |74 years 7.4 non-commutable
26. Oglooger | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
27. autism420 | FAIL F | 1,274 | 474 years non-commutable
28. Adamska | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
29. asqwn | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
30. F. Hausdorff | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
31. ruin | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
32. Organic Fapcup | 274 years | 74 non-commutable
33. Valiant | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
34. Atlas 95 | 274 | 74 non-commutable
35. TM Ambrose | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable

 

[voiceguy]

Can I report him for spamming when he posts these lists?

 

[Adamska]

Can I report him for spamming when he posts these lists?

I just list most of his satanic babble as "late" since Richard cannot create that which has life or novelty due to being a descendent of the First Kinslayer. Not even the Demiurge was this fickle.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

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Adamska,

You're a compulsive liar. You've constantly rudely judged me, therefore...

5/4/15 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck, 1,274 years reincarnated as non-human (maximum), 474 years non-commutable (maximum).

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

You are now on my ignore list. Thank GOD.

 

[Linako 2.0]

This kangaroo court is gay and unrealistic.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

1. Null | FAIL F |474 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
2. Gene Parmesan | FAIL F |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
3. Frank Rizzo | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
4. ABW - 81 | FAIL F | 1,274 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
5. Loke | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
6. Kittentits | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
7. PurpleMonkeyDishwasher | FAIL F | 1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/274 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Very Hellish Circumstances
8. Applecrisp (Janessa Wagner [Facebook]) | FAIL F |1000 Years Non-human Reincarnation/474 non-commutable | Really Bad Luck | Reborn in Really Hellish Circumstances
9. HawkerHurricane | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
10. trombonista | FAIL F | Postponed
11. Ruin | FAIL F | 1,274 years
12. Billy_Sama | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
13. Absinthe | FAIL F | Postponed
14. Bucharest | FAIL F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
15. Shokew | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
16. Substrain-Seven | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
17. dcisp | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Born in Hellish
18. Cubanodun | FAIL F | Postponed
19. wristwatchswisswatch | FAIL F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
20. Ravenor | FAIL F | 1,274 years
21. Radi Ashun | FAIL F | 666 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck | Reborn in Hellish
22. Stratomsk | FAIL F |666 years
23. dollarpennypincher | FAIL F |1,000 Years | 374 non-commutable
24. voiceguy | FAIL F |666 Years
25. Golly | FAIL F |74 years 7.4 non-commutable
26. Oglooger | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
27. autism420 | FAIL F | 1,274 | 474 years non-commutable
28. Adamska | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
29. asqwn | FAIL F | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
30. F. Hausdorff | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
31. ruin | FAIL | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
32. Organic Fapcup | 274 years | 74 non-commutable
33. Valiant | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable
34. Atlas 95 | 274 | 74 non-commutable
35. TM Ambrose | 1,274 years | 474 non-commutable

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