Brain hacking - secret operation in Poland

Comandante Marcos said:
OK, I've been trying to avoid this one, since I know that it would create a LOT of very bitter anti-lolmilk (if such a substance could be said to exist) and this guy really truly thinks there is a chip in his head. This is a VERY common delusion among paranoid schizophrenics. I admit that I just read the opening post and skipped right to here, but I am thinking this is standard paranoid schizo possibly coupled with something more mundane like migraine headaches.

PL: I have paranoid schizo myself, and all sorts of bizarre shit will set off the voices. I've tried home remedies like megadoses of niacin that only fueled the voices. Eating too much wheat will set them off. Right now I'm battling the effects of a Lipitor (basic cholesterol drug) prescription that my GP forced on me a couple weeks ago, with fun stuff along with the louder racket such as headaches and dizziness. (And yes, hand over the TMI ratings, I really don't give a fuck right now.)

So, the OP apparently has some sort of headache problem, and a delusion that it is a computer chip in his head causing it. First, the computer chip. As noted by others, the chip does not exist. The problem is getting OP to realize the chip does not exist. OP has had scans that didn't find a chip, but the crazy in his head is dismissing them. He is talking about radio waves (another common schizo delusion) so maybe there is something he could rig up that would show him that there are no radio waves. The big revelation for me was that *I could control what the voices said*. If I would say/think something, the voices would repeat it exactly, then go back to their yammering. It dawned on me that it wasn't the radio tower a couple miles away beaming the voices into my head, but that the voices were coming from inside a rogue part of my brain. Another poster noted that John Nash sought help when he had a similar epiphany.

Now for that headache. I'm thinking he has a migraine problem underneath the schizo. Poland has nationalized healthcare like almost every other place in the world. Unfortunately, this means dogshit pay levels for the docs, which means that very few of them give a shit about their patients. It sounds like the docs are just shoveling opioids at the poor guy, then when the opium fails they tell him to get fucked. AFAIK pain pills simply don't fucking work with many migraines. In the US this guy could simply get referred to a neurologist and get on meds specifically tailored for migraines. Of course, in a third world hole like Poland that is unlikely to happen.

This means that the guy is in a double bind. Since nothing works for the migraine, he keeps thinking it's the chip. His brain keeps telling him that the docs are lying when they say there isn't a chip. So he keeps asking for help with the chip in his head, which he thinks is causing the migraines. All the docs do is shovel opium at him and walk away because they think the headaches are just part of the crazy. Fuck, this would be a challenging case for skilled clinicians in the US, but given that OP is in Poland, I really don't have any more advice to give. It's likely that the docs went to third world medical schools, so they have shit for a medical education.

Fuck, I'm wracking my brain for a way the guy could get out of this, and coming up empty. The headaches and the schizo reinforce each other. As long as the headaches persist, the OP will think it's the chip. The docs just laugh at him when he talks about the chip in his head and then write him another codone script. Since we're talking third world healthcare, nobody knows anything about such problems as migraines.
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I didn't know Dr. Gregory House posted on kiwifarms.
 
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"The schism in the brain takes the form of questions you can't account for. When you answer nonetheless at once, you'll blurt the words that get you medicated for schismatic aphrenia."

Hello Polish OP friend, I am Henstepl, and I've been quite concerned by your post. It has all the workings of the "influencing machine" that is so characteristic of schizophrenia. And your little machine is always a little more than you can describe, as always is the case with schizophrenic machines. As with any theory, it's got "holes" that would provide a reason not to talk about it, but you've got all the reason in the world to talk about it, don't you?

Because machine or no machine, something is wrong with your brain for sure, no?

I've got my own "influencing machine", and you might have seen some of the others allude to it. But if anyone other than me talks about "carbonation grimace" you can be assured they're telling the story wrong.

Let me say for sure that if these facial exercises cause you to lose the ability to drink soda (please watch the video), you will prove you have schizophrenia, and it'll be in your best interest to have proven it.
 
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Just being totally honest, none of us are brain surgeons, and of those of us who may know reputable brain surgeons, those surgeons would almost certainty not preform an operation on you after hearing about your situation. If you were to find someone that would, they are probably a back-ally surgeon only in it or the money, and to see someone like that for a brain operation would certainly not be worth the risk, even for something like the removal of a microchip. I'm sorry but I don't think you're going to be able to find any help here. But I hope that whatever happens it works in your favor for your best health and happiness.
 
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The funniest things in this thread is that all the different local schizos sound lucid when talking about the others' brain malfunctions until they end with their own personal schizo babble. It's both fascinating and entertaining.

I hope OP gets some sort of breakthrough. We can always apply Occam's brain implant: whatever your brain tells you the root of your problems are, are not. Schizophrenia makes your own thoughts an unreliable narrator.
 
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AnonPoland said:
You are outdated with technology news. Many years ago humanity was already able to decipher visible image from eyes by analyzing brain activity real time. Add AI help to fix blur image and you can have pretty accurate visible image from eyes in computer. Mind reading? Also possible, not 100% accurate, but still good enough (do you think how Eleon Musk gonna stream music in your brain? by magic? its mind reading technology, but used to put inside information instead reading it). Just search and dig deep to find technology news.

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I'm off for today, i will be back later when i get some solid evidence of implant.
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This is what tells me youre just plain gone. You know little about the advancement of technology and AI. If you cant provide examples of tech from that era you have no tangible proof. Please seek professional help.
 
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If you're this concerned and convinced this is happening to you, then contact a Russian/Belorussian/chinese/other anti-western country and have one of their doctors look at you.
They'll be more than happy to expose the western Nato-alligned countries.
Although this assumes they don't hang up on you right away.
 
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Have you tried wrapping most of your head in tinfoil to block the radio signals? Some sort of homemade hat, perhaps.
 
If you do indeed have a implant, are you sure that it isn't a vagus nerve stimulator? I saw in your schizo-posting you were diagnosed with epilepsy, I have interacted with several people that have had them since their childhood for managing seizures. If the battery in it isn't dead, you should be able to swipe a magnet over your upper chest to activate it.

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AnonPoland said:
You may ask why is it a horror? Because it is used to inflict both physical and mental pain if you do something wrong that they do not like. Moreover it severely interferes with ability to learn, think, sleep or control muscles making impossible to archive anything in life. No doctor can help for symptoms as it makes drugs ineffective, no sleeping pills or painkiller works (even the strongest narcotic ones had no effect on me
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As i said, nothing works from meds + doctors found no mental problems and diagnosed it all as epilepsy with unknown source (they seen those problems i explained and couldn't find source of it). I've done experiment and bought anesthesia drugs that would make possible to perform surgery on your body and except mess in head they done nothing to me. My friend as test subject after twice lesser dose was already unconscious for 5 hours with full anesthesia.
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How often do you actually see a doctor and when was the last time you saw one? Not too far into this thread but my first thread when reading this was, if it walks like an epileptic and it shakes like an epileptic. Then I saw this second quote. Which, interesting.

Since there are different types of seizures, the sound you hear could one or a sign that you are having seizures. So it is not radio waves. And it is also very common for tests to show up normal making it harder to diagnose. esp if you think it is a radio wave and not anything else

Edit: and the headaches. the muscle spasms, etc etc.
I am hedging my bets on epilepsy, A lot of his complaints can be seizures or auras, and getting on meds would help.

what meds have you tried for epilepsy bud?
what are some things you can not do because of the pain/noise?
 
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for some reason reading his op made me think of that old game boombots on ps1. I remember Mandu here would melt peoples brains and shit. i know this is in no way helpful....but man i have not thought about that game in years. it was a good one
 
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