Brain hacking - secret operation in Poland

[Large]

To be fair, one could say top secret government tech is always ahead of what's available to the public. It would be disturbing if the OP story is true. Like an early version of that Elon Musk brain-computer interface Current Year crap.

Depends. Goverments have tech developed by goverment agencies and certain companies before the public, but it's improbable that the Polish gov would get something this advanced that fast after becoming independent. The Soviet Union always located research facilities for top secret shit in the Urals.

 

[shitpuppy]

As a 50 % pole can confirm the government chips newborns, this man speaks the truth. The only way to cure yourself is taking a [SPOONFUL OF WARM SOUP] to your face

 

[Misery Niggas]

Why are we the biggest schizomagnet this side of Web 2.0

PuzzlePiecesImage + the current state of the internet and politics

 

[Glowie]

PuzzlePiecesImage + the current state of the internet and politics

/pol/ and plebbit laughs at schizo cows before yeeting them. Something Awful is irrelevant and REEESETera is filled with enough schizophrenic troons and frankly other places don't give a shit and are too inactive for mentally ill attention whores running alts that remain unbanned to this day.

 

[Large]

As a 50 % pole can confirm the government chips newborns, this man speaks the truth. The only way to cure yourself is taking a [SPOONFUL OF WARM SOUP] to your face

based moderator

 

[SPhobos]

My brain chip only forces me to make posts about Ozma being fat.

 

[Lonestar]

My brain chip forces me to look at anime

 

[WinnieTheJew]

My tortilla chips force me to use cheese dip with them. This is clearly a government conspiracy to make me fat.

 

[GloJojo]

Polacks aren't smart enough to make super duper brain microchips. They eat rotten fish for Christ's sake.

That's Scandinavians

 

[Czolg]

Every sane Polak knows that polish goverment isn't capable of anything beyond inventing new stupid taxes.

 

[muh_moobs]

While OP cannot actually confirm the transmit/receive data portion(only infer), it would not be a particularly high-tech implant to inject near where the neck and skull meet on an infant, and would only be "brain surgery" in the strictest definition of the operation. This would not require sawing open a skull and having an exposed brainpan. Furthermore, a small implant that can generate simple low-frequency auditory beat stimulation would be a viable way to manipulate cognition and mood behavior, as this is a proven science with headphones and frequencies off YouTube.

No. Groovin' and vibin' with da binaural beats doesn't work or else OPL would have a TRUE and HONEST vagina now.

>letting the CIA nigger rays touch your brain
get on my level
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Shaggy just wasn't the same after Scooby got put to sleep.

 

[NJBear]

Or maybe he's a troll with a chip on his shoulder...ta da!

 

[muh_moobs]

Hey man, my buddy has this thing called a sonichu. Maybe a few extreme zaps might be enough to scramble the circuts and set you straight. Also there was this other guy named terry. He is dead now but if you could get ahold of a gypsy or a psychic and contact him from his throne as a holy knight justicar of the army of god he may be able to help. he has past experience with crazy govt crap. like niggers that glow in the dark.

Nah, man. Just stop.

There's no computer chip. This is the return of the Von Wolf Demon to blight mankind once more!

 

[WorthlessTrash]

As a 50 % pole can confirm the government chips newborns, this man speaks the truth. The only way to cure yourself is taking a [SPOONFUL OF WARM SOUP] to your face

You stupid glow nigger.

 

[muh_moobs]

Ok. Tinfoil hat on.

Maybe he's been harassed and tortured and hypnotized to think he has a computer chip in his head and we just need to say his trick word to switch it off.
Maybe he and his father were assassin operatives who conducted hits and then hypnotized to make insane so no one would believe him.

It's a wild opinion.

"Alias" was just a TV show . . .

 

[DocHoliday1977]

"Alias" was just a TV show . . .

Was it? I never watched it.

 

[muh_moobs]

6. Find a few wholesome hobbies

Coming from a 40k avatar . . .

 

[Horus]

Coming from a 40k avatar . . .

Well, I'm not crazy...yet.

 

[Vandy]

Not to silence the very important discussions in the thread right now, but I vote to lock the thread. The guy isn't coming back and if he does, the thread is going to be so diluted with nonsense he won't bother reading the actual advice people have given him. (Rate me optimistic that he would read it in the first place.) If he wants to reopen the thread to comment he could contact Null.

 

[BogTrotter]

his is the return of the Von Wolf Demon to blight mankind once more!

... blight mankind (sexually) once more!
FTFY.