Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

I mean shit he does look good. Who cares what he does for a living. Literally anything the other guys are doing is above the living hell Bam has done to himself.

I remember Novak did a 180 in his life and Bam made it pretty known he was really fucking jealous of him getting cleaned up and having his head on straight.
1) a big part of sobriety is getting rid of your ego and realizing that no legit job is "beneath" you.

2) Another big part is separating yourself from your old lifestyle/job, especially if it is (or has the potential to) negatively affect you (aka trigger)

3) a lot of waitstaff actually does really well. The guy could be pulling in hundreds a night in tips. Working at an oyster bar isn't the same as working 3rd shift at a shit hole diner.

Good on him, Bam could learn a lot by watching and learning. But he never will.
 
He used Ryan Dunn’s death as a convenient excuse to do the same shit he had always done except it was pathetic by the time Ryan died, as Bam was in his early 30s by then.
Is it not what addiction is all about though? Nobody starts addicted. People spiral downwards and they use any negative in their life on the moment to justify it to themselves and others.

Ultimately, I agree with you. Ryan's death is not what drove him to where he is today. Did it contribute? Probably. No matter how much you want to downplay the personal relationship, this type of personality does not react well with being confronted with their own mortality. Add to that unlimited money and clout, it's not a good recipe.

All that to say, he was fucked up to begin with in some way, for sure. He found confort in alcohol and drugs like everybody else. People can bitch and scream all they want, it is comforting. You don't get addicted to something you don't like. And just like everybody else, he tries and find excuses for his behavior, find an exit where he looks as good as possible.

When the truth is obvious to everybody. Addiction is addictive because it feels good. And it's no surprise that people would get addicted to that feeling when the world is collapsing around them.

Personally, I don't see an evil plan here. It's just plain sad.
 
Current rumor is Bam had a stroke and is not doing well. Whether he has covid or pneumonia on top of that or at all, who knows.

A stroke would definitely put an end to everything. I fear the Jackass crew having to do an uplifting feel good visit to drooling, diapered Bam.
Where did you see the stroke rumor?
 
Where did you see the stroke rumor?
4chan /pol but only thanks to it being mentioned on that Reddit about Bam. The poster on pol posted about Bam being in hospital and ppl dismissed as anon rumor, but then 24 hours later TMZ posted the story. Same poster has said a stroke is the reason he’s there, so given they knew he was hospitalized before anyone else the stroke info has some credence.
 
4chan /pol but only thanks to it being mentioned on that Reddit about Bam. The poster on pol posted about Bam being in hospital and ppl dismissed as anon rumor, but then 24 hours later TMZ posted the story. Same poster has said a stroke is the reason he’s there, so given they knew he was hospitalized before anyone else the stroke info has some credence.
Well shit. I would say his chances would be fair if he wasn't a fat alky/junkie slob. But the fact he's on a ventilator AND having a stroke. I'd wager it's only a matter of time. I would be shocked he gets out of the weekend alive.
 
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A minor internet drama update, 3 days ago someone posted on /pol/ that Bam was in critical condition and had suffered a stroke. As is tradition, everyone called him a faggot and carried on
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In case you were wondering the Qanon rejects are shitting out retarded fanfic at record speeds
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Is it not what addiction is all about though? Nobody starts addicted. People spiral downwards and they use any negative in their life on the moment to justify it to themselves and others.

Ultimately, I agree with you. Ryan's death is not what drove him to where he is today. Did it contribute? Probably. No matter how much you want to downplay the personal relationship, this type of personality does not react well with being confronted with their own mortality. Add to that unlimited money and clout, it's not a good recipe.

All that to say, he was fucked up to begin with in some way, for sure. He found confort in alcohol and drugs like everybody else. People can bitch and scream all they want, it is comforting. You don't get addicted to something you don't like. And just like everybody else, he tries and find excuses for his behavior, find an exit where he looks as good as possible.

When the truth is obvious to everybody. Addiction is addictive because it feels good. And it's no surprise that people would get addicted to that feeling when the world is collapsing around them.

Personally, I don't see an evil plan here. It's just plain sad.
I'm not gonna tard or PL here too much but I'm a big supporter of the Gabor Mate model of that addiction is based on trauma that you experienced as a young person. Vito was his uncle. It's not a big stretch that Bam might have had some shit going on as a kid. But he's not a kid, a matter of fact he has one of his own. If he doesn't answer this call, it's time to hang up the phone.
 
Just a little update eThot Lawyer BJ gave us a video for "ya'll" and Bam's brother in law posted a message cryptically saying the ventilator story is bullshit.
BJ's video shows this photo with Bam and his brother in law so they seem to be close... a little too close.
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Just a little update eThot Lawyer BJ gave us a video for "ya'll" and Bam's brother in law posted a message cryptically saying the ventilator story is bullshit.
BJ's video shows this photo with Bam and his brother in law so they seem to be close... a little too close.
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Yeah the insta stories above show him saying it's fake. Who the fuck knows. But I'll agree with the one that he should of been put to sleep already given he's just a rabid drunk dog at this point. I feel bad for the dude but come on.
 
I'm not gonna tard or PL here too much but I'm a big supporter of the Gabor Mate model of that addiction is based on trauma that you experienced as a young person. Vito was his uncle. It's not a big stretch that Bam might have had some shit going on as a kid. But he's not a kid, a matter of fact he has one of his own. If he doesn't answer this call, it's time to hang up the phone.
I am not familiar with it, so I won't try to argue on the merit of this.

In my experience, addiction is born out of avoidance behavior. Then, you can pin it on any trauma you want. Ultimately, it's just choosing for an easy self fulfilling source of confort instead of trying to fix things. It's starts innocently enough, you lie and hide here and there, but it's no big deal, just to get you through that specific day.

Then one day you wake up and you realize that you truly are fucked and can't function without. You drink 12 beers, call your dealer and decide to forget about it. Your new life begins.
 
Oh fuck, nearly 100 pages in and we might be nearing the end Earth Rockers.




Thoughts and prayers to Bam and his family. ❤️✡️
Just a little update eThot Lawyer BJ gave us a video for "ya'll" and Bam's brother in law posted a message cryptically saying the ventilator story is bullshit.
BJ's video shows this photo with Bam and his brother in law so they seem to be close... a little too close.
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Yeah the insta stories above show him saying it's fake. Who the fuck knows. But I'll agree with the one that he should of been put to sleep already given he's just a rabid drunk dog at this point. I feel bad for the dude but come on.
Please correct me if I'm wrong but I was under the assumption that TMZ was extremely reliable since their entire reputation depends on them breaking these kind of stories with accuracy. Either way, this whole situation does make me feel oddly sad. I grew up watching Jackass, Viva La Bam, and the various spin offs and seeing someone you used to enjoy end up in this state is just depressing. Not surprising, to say the least, but still not fun to see. My condolences to April and Phil if this is all true.
 
Please correct me if I'm wrong but I was under the assumption that TMZ was extremely reliable since their entire reputation depends on them breaking these kind of stories with accuracy. Either way, this whole situation does make me feel oddly sad. I grew up watching Jackass, Viva La Bam, and the various spin offs and seeing someone you used to enjoy end up in this state is just depressing. Not surprising, to say the least, but still not fun to see. My condolences to April and Phil if this is all true.
Yeah TMZ isn't Gawker or a shit rag and I might be wrong but I don't think they put shit out unless it's ironclad. I don't recall instances where they fucked up I don't follow celeb news so.

But yeah I feel the same. The guy deserves his own misery, but it's really shitty to see this might be the end. Anyone who was a kid when the Jackass show was on and when the movie first came out knows what a cultural monster that was at the time. I still vaguely remember going to see the first one as a kid. It's weird seeing someone I kinda grew up with and isn't that much older than me go down such a very dark path when he's got the world by the balls financially and that isn't enough. Look at everyone that's apart of pedowood and how many have some type of self destructive addiction. Money really doesn't get you everything. It depends on the type of person you were before you got it.
 
Part of me says good riddance. As a dad I can't imagine how heartless you have to be to choose anything over your kid. Part of me also can't fathom being that rich that young. I remember Phil once told a story about Bam asking him if he could buy a Ferrari and Phil said he did the numbers and he could easily buy 20. Phil said money was coming in so fast they were almost overwhelmed.
 
Just a little update eThot Lawyer BJ gave us a video for "ya'll" and Bam's brother in law posted a message cryptically saying the ventilator story is bullshit.
BJ's video shows this photo with Bam and his brother in law so they seem to be close... a little too close.
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The brother in law’s IG story is weird, I would wager that he’s either trying to leave him with dignity intact during this dark moment or the story is being severely watered down, like for example - he has pneumonia but they don’t tell you they found him passed out drunk in a ditch or he had a meth induced stroke as 4chan claims and the COVID diagnosis came later.
 
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