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Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow
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Total slut? Would a total slut post lovely artistic photos like this on Instagram?
Oh nevermind. Is that "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" in back of her? But yeah April & Phil really are perfect examples of why you cannot just be doormats for your fucking kids. Listening to the Dr. Phil episode it annoys the hell out of me that Bam keeps calling April "Ape," both of his parents did so much for him and to this day Bam still acts like he's on camera for Viva La Bam. Grow the hell up. I do applaud both April & Phil for cutting off direct contact from Bam. They don't deserve further emotional abuse from Bam & Bam needs to know that Mommy and Daddy aren't going to just take his shit until they die. From Instagram Nikki is the one who brings Phoenix to spend time with their grandparents. And while Nikki is not an innocent party being Bam's No. 1 enabler it's positive to see that when Nikki isn't catering to Bam's whims & dressing like a sex worker she looks like a normal mom. Yes, I know it's not a giant feat for a woman to be normal when around the Mother In Law but your actual nasty whores dress like skanks in funerals, Nikki has the decency to have some social grace. There might be hope for her if she finally tells Bam to stop the drug abuse or she's done with him. I'm sure April, Phil, as well as any court in the USA would have her back.
I don't see how this lawsuit will achieve anything beyond burn more of Bam Margera's money. Suing Viacom sounds really stupid to me. And why the fuck are you suing Johnny when Johnny shows openly that he still loves you like a brother? The worst news for me is the thought that Bam could be out of rehab & his Lionel Hutz lawyer advised Bam to not post on social media lest he compromise the lawsuit. Bam if by any chance you're reading this please post your thoughts in Laskian Striggoi as only Earth Rockers will be able to comprehend it.
Edit: Attached is the PDF for the Lawsuit.
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Thank you. Holy shit this is pathetic joke. It’s not a lawsuit it’s a PR stunt and a very, very bad one. I’d almost believe the lawyer took Bam’s dumb poster and “put it in lawyer language for him” for a quick fee. This is one step above a Russ Greer suit.Scroll down and it's at the bottom of this article.
Bam Margera Sues Paramount, Johnny Knoxville and Spike Jonze Over ‘Jackass Forever’ Firing
Bam Margera filed a lawsuit on Monday against Paramount, Johnny Knoxville and director Spike Jonze, alleging that he was wrongfully fired from the upcoming fourth installment of the “Jackass&…variety.com
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The lawsuit is a fucking joke. Some lawyer just took Bam’s money to file this joke because LA is full of shady lawyers who don’t give a fuck.Implying that Bam actually did any of the leg work himself for this.
He probably knows a few Hollywood lawyers from his years in the business so he went to an office and bitched and moaned about poison cocksuckers while the lawyer quietly nodded at every increasingly retarded sentence he threw together and concluded the meeting by politely telling Bam in lawyerspeak that as long as he paid him he’ll file whatever lawsuit he tells him to. When I imagine his lawyer meeting I immediately remember this post of his he deleted:
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The caption for this insane scribbling is A painting hung up today at my lawyers office of the “jackass contract”"
Paramount may settle this, either to avoid wasting time in court or (correct me if I’m wrong here, I don’t know shit about Hollywood contracts) issues that may possibly arise from Bam having a long track record of being authorized by a doctor to take Adderall.
I know that my employer cannot legally fire me due to medications I was taking that were legally prescribed by a doctor, not even the US military can tell you to stop taking Adderall if a doctor has prescribed it. What they can do is give enlisted servicemen and woman a blood test to test for drugs that can not only differentiate between Adderall and street speed but can also test levels of the drug to see if you were taking your recommended dose daily or if you were binging on it and going through a months supply in less than thirty days.
We need a lawfag in here to clarify things. Do medical protections not apply to Hollywood contract work or do they draw up clauses in the contracts to waive those protections for the actor in exchange for an acting opportunity?
Remember this is also Bam, who is also an addict. Who's to say if he actually had an Adderall prescription at the time, he's never mentioned being currently prescribed Adderall. During this rant for TMZ, pay attention to the language he uses and also what he doesn't say. At about 1:45:
[*]I've been using 20 milligrams of Adderall daily for 13 years
[*]They told me to stop
[*]It made me tired, as is normal when withdrawing from legal speed
[*]I "found" "one" in my car and ingested it despite knowing full well it was in violation of my agreement with Paramount
[*]The word prescription is never mentioned, leading one to believe he wasn't prescribed the medication at the time.
[*]Drugs that are in your possession without a proper prescription are legally defined as illegal drugs. As far as the contract is concerned it was no different than failing a drug test for crack cocaine
This isn’t a slip and fall suit at a Mall and Paramount will have this thing laughed out of court because otherwise they would have every butthurt junkie actor kicked off a project for being a wreck trying to sue them.
Paramount made sure that “wellness contract” was legally sound and many of their lawyers drew it up and reviewed it before Bam signed it.
It doesn’t matter if god prescribed adderall to Bam, if Paramount didn’t want him taking a highly abused Rx as part of their conditions for participation in the film and Bam agreed to condition.
Also LMFAO if any one believes Bam was kicked off for failing “one drug test” due to taking “one adderall”. I’d bet my house he failed or just avoided multiple drug tests and it was more than just adderall he was abusing. Bam’s been a nasty alcoholic for a decade plus on top of various drugs like meth and coke.
I’m sure even his lawyer knows it’s all BS but he’s getting paid so he doesn’t care if this eventually gets laughed out of court.
Bam paid $15k to make himself a public laughing stock once again.
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Just looking at that picture makes me feel like I need a penicillin shot.
Agreed and besides, wtf does he need Adderall for? To concentrate while writing his retarded alphabet? To focus on being an even bigger douchebag?
Those wellness contracts are likely bulletproof given the various drug and alcohol problems actors and actresses have had over the years. The suit will get thrown out as it’s not the first time these contracts have been challenged either. If Bam wanted to be in what is likely to be the last Jackass movie, he should have stopped being a junkie. I guess getting high was more important to him.
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Bam thinks he “invented” Jackass long before Knoxville and Tremaine.
Dude, Steve O swam in a Florida College lake during Hurricane Andrew of 1992.
Dude, Steve O swam in a Florida College lake during Hurricane Andrew of 1992.
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That heroin habit isn't going to pay for itself.Scroll down and it's at the bottom of this article.
Bam Margera Sues Paramount, Johnny Knoxville and Spike Jonze Over ‘Jackass Forever’ Firing
Bam Margera filed a lawsuit on Monday against Paramount, Johnny Knoxville and director Spike Jonze, alleging that he was wrongfully fired from the upcoming fourth installment of the “Jackass&…
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Shit, Bam's contract doesn't even sound that harsh considering things I've heard other actors have agreed to be allowed to be cast in a movie. Usually these are stars that are very bankable and the studio actually wants them in the film if they can keep their shit together. Usually a 24/7 "sober coach” is employed who will even follow them to the bathroom and watch them shit and shower.
I’m half-way through the suit but it’s obvious Bam has some serious financial woes and thought Jackass Forever would save him. They state that everyone was aware of his financial and psychological problems and that was how he was “pressured” to sign his wellness agreement.
He compares himself to a bunch of female starlets with mental health issues.
Bam literally has no shame. It’s hard to keep reading this thing it’s so ducking cringey. He’s even blaming the Jackass guys for forcing him to go on Dr. Phil and make an ass of himself ffs. Seriously, fuck Bam. I hope he’s a total pariah in the skate and media world forever after this.
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I see that @Cardenio attached the lawsuit PDF to their post, so here's a copy at archive.org. Here's an archive of the Variety article.
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Big Brother Skateboarding Magazine invented Jackass. Besides the fact that Tremaine and Spike both served as editor in chief of the Magazine and Pontius and Steve O wrote for the magazine, Rick Kosick was their photo editor, and Wee Man worked behind the scenes in the subscription department, watch the old CKY videos and then watch the Big Brother videos and the Big Brother videos look like an early demo tape of the Jackass show mixed with more skateboarding. They use the same formatting and even use the exact same font to announce each sketch:
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Having a shitty sunroof installed for an aging irrelevant rockstar, Dunn throwing a rock at it, Driving from the UK to Thailand than from Salt Lake to Los Angeles while Gumball Marshalls thought it was "sick" to destroy the clutch and gearbox trying to do doughnuts in an all-wheel-drive car, later during the same trip Bam pissing on the engine in Thailand for quote "the Lambo let me down", driving in the fucking snowstorm almost killing him and his fiancee, and literally treated his car like an old shitty daily driving from home to the bar and then more bars.
They honestly should scrap it at this point imagine how bad the car reeks of alcohol, cigarettes, and how many times Novak fucked girls in.
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The Hulu documentary on Big Brother is fantastic. In it they go into detail on Johnny's first truly insane Jackass-style stunt where he tested a bulletproof vest with a revolver; a stunt that they'd never publicize because obviously they'd never want a kid trying it at home.
It seems the crux of Bam's legal argument is that he worked on the film and wrote pranks/stunts. That's going to be really hard to prove since Jackass stunts are not these elaborate schemes. But if Jackass Forever has all the Jackasses giving one of the hapless players a giant Golden Shower then I agree Bam needs to be compensated because only Bam could make up something so insanely gay.
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I really feel bad for April Margera. I completely disagree that she or Phil were bad parents. The pain Bam has put them through is really quite tragic. No amount of money is worth what April has had to see her son devolve into.
On the adderall discussion: Bam's more than likely had prescriptions to it in the past, especially in the early/mid 2ks, but I believe you can essentially have your medical records marked as a "drug seeker".
Obviously Bam doesn't have ADD, but I would argue that he may genuinely need a sizeable dosage of daily stimulants to just keep him moving.
We discuss Bam's mental issues a lot, because they are hilarious and very apparent. But it is also worth considering the immense pain he must wake up feeling every single day. Years and years of injuries compounding must make just getting from whatever loser's couch to the bar a painful nightmare.
Also whoever said earlier in the thread that Steve-O is an attention whore faggot is 100% on the mark. Fuck Steve-O. Fake activist, has-been wanna be influencer, always doing that raspy fake laugh because he fried his vocal cords with nitrous.
Honestly fuck everybody in the Jackass crew except Brandon DiCamillo. And I guess wee-man.
I predict Bam is going to attempt some sort of streaming/podcasting/youtube bullshit once he gets "sober" and some blood sucking "manager" kike (like scumbag Vinny) convinces him he could use it to bounce back.
On the adderall discussion: Bam's more than likely had prescriptions to it in the past, especially in the early/mid 2ks, but I believe you can essentially have your medical records marked as a "drug seeker".
Obviously Bam doesn't have ADD, but I would argue that he may genuinely need a sizeable dosage of daily stimulants to just keep him moving.
We discuss Bam's mental issues a lot, because they are hilarious and very apparent. But it is also worth considering the immense pain he must wake up feeling every single day. Years and years of injuries compounding must make just getting from whatever loser's couch to the bar a painful nightmare.
Also whoever said earlier in the thread that Steve-O is an attention whore faggot is 100% on the mark. Fuck Steve-O. Fake activist, has-been wanna be influencer, always doing that raspy fake laugh because he fried his vocal cords with nitrous.
Honestly fuck everybody in the Jackass crew except Brandon DiCamillo. And I guess wee-man.
I predict Bam is going to attempt some sort of streaming/podcasting/youtube bullshit once he gets "sober" and some blood sucking "manager" kike (like scumbag Vinny) convinces him he could use it to bounce back.
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That's not fair, Rake is a pretty based guy. He's actually a chemist and has a legit career outside of these addicts and washups.
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Wow, didn't know Bam had reached such lolcow status - nobody had talked about him around me in years. But yeah, I didn't find it hard to look at his early career and think "hang on, eventually he's gonna be a bit 'old' for this - what's he gonna do then?"
Didn't expect an answer, much less this one.
"Oh my drink-driving friend died so I don't have to be a good person" just adds to the "fuck off" for me.
Didn't expect an answer, much less this one.
"Oh my drink-driving friend died so I don't have to be a good person" just adds to the "fuck off" for me.
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Fair. He didn't come to my mind when I was thinking of the Jackass diaspora. There is something to be said about the fact that the less screen time you had on jackass the less likely you were to end up a drug addict failure. Except for knoxville, who gives off some real hollywood insider glowie vibes in my opinion.
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It’s especially gross because most decent people who lose a friend to a preventable tragedy like a DUI crash will use it as a wake up call, Bam used it as an excuse to be an even more terrible person. I’d be curious what Bam would be using as “pity me” excuse for being a POS if Ryan was alive.
I was watching Bam’s Dr Phil appearance and how sociopathic and fake he sounds talking about his kid. It’s like he’s got the “big book of cliches about kids” he cribbed an awful script from. “He’s my best friend, I’d die for him, he’s my world” while fake crying. Meanwhile we know his kid is terrified of the angry manic man who screams at him and mommy and went to rehab to escape his incessant crying and cockblocking.
Sucks to be the kid of a washed up meth head narcissist and his groupie/ former stripper.
From what I can gather from that lawsuit Bam is near broke. Ape and Phil will be the only reason he doesn’t end up a bum in the next five years. I think they’ve been subsidizing Bam from the money they made thanks to him for a few years now. They are definitely paying for his rehab stints. Bam is now in the cash poor phase of the addict-celebrity cycle. I’m sure the Lambo wasn’t the only thing sold to give him some needed liquidity. Makes me wonder what they will end up doing with his hideous house if they can’t Airbnb it.
Does anyone think Ape and Phil wanted to make an appearance on a local morning TV show to promote their store if they didn’t need to (considering all the drama around Bam atm but going ahead and using it to help drive biz to Ape’s store)? Or keep allowing ppl to run Bam’s IG account? One of Bam’s last viable income streams is using his IG account to make money as a “influencer”so they need to keep it going on some fashion.
Whatever Bam has left isn’t going to support him for the next ten years (if he lives that long) and he will never make the type of money he did 15 years ago. His best bet will probably be Novak style rehab shilling.
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They appeared on a show in the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton market which is two hours north of West Chester and that’s on a good traffic day. Why aren’t they going on Philly TV to market their wares? At least those people in that area have the extra cash flow to buy that stuff. Plus they’ll have more eyeballs on their products.
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You take whatever free advertising you can get I guess. Philly stations probably wouldn’t give them airtime without agreeing to take some questions about Bam. Scranton market is a bit more desperate to fill airtime.