Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Kulee Baba]

I used to think I had never seen as much cock, balls and man-asshole outside of pornography in a single film until Jackass Forever......Until I watched 4.5. Holy fuck these are either the strongest in their masculinity men of all time, or they are really all as gay as the entirety of Pride Month all at once at the same time.

Bam claimed he made a cool million off each Jackass and I believe him given the low production cost and box office returns.

If I were offered that money I'd say yes, not sure I could actually perform so yeah can't really judge the sexuality of the cast fairly. At the end of the day I think Chris Pontius and Steve-O have never worked a blue collar day in their lives since landing Jackass. So I'd say that's a pretty good life.

 

[Cat Attack]

Bam claimed he made a cool million off each Jackass and I believe him given the low production cost and box office returns.

If I were offered that money I'd say yes, not sure I could actually perform so yeah can't really judge the sexuality of the cast fairly. At the end of the day I think Chris Pontius and Steve-O have never worked a blue collar day in their lives since landing Jackass. So I'd say that's a pretty good life.

Pontius and Steve-O were always my favorite of the jackass crew and Wild Boys is the forgotten gem of the franchise. Easily the best of everything that crew put out but most people forgot it even existed.

It's still crazy to me that Steve-O beat his addiction and Bam is the most assed out member all these years later. Kind of surprising so many of them pulled through considering the amount of drugs they all did but damn they earned that money. Not a lot of people willing to put themselves through what those guys did, especially in the early days.

Or as Bam would say "🕉️️️️️ that's easier than reading English for me "

 

[XYZpdq]

Wild Boys is the forgotten gem of the franchise

I loved the juxtaposition of "learn about fascinating cultures and interesting animals. Then dunk your balls on the animals until they attack you and the natives gather around to watch you be a fucking moron and laugh"

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I loved the juxtaposition of "learn about fascinating cultures and interesting animals. Then dunk your balls on the animals until they attack you and the natives gather around to watch you be a fucking moron and laugh"

I loathe reality tv and yet I loved that show anyway. I will never forget seeing this after-credit scene all these years later:

 

[Bassomatic]

The Wild Boys were croc hunter on steroids (or oxyberries but you know what I mean).

It was a show when it was on and I had nothing else I'd do it but I didn't like or dislike it.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Pontius and Steve-O were always my favorite of the jackass crew and Wild Boys is the forgotten gem of the franchise. Easily the best of everything that crew put out but most people forgot it even existed.

It's still crazy to me that Steve-O beat his addiction and Bam is the most assed out member all these years later. Kind of surprising so many of them pulled through considering the amount of drugs they all did but damn they earned that money. Not a lot of people willing to put themselves through what those guys did, especially in the early days.

Or as Bam would say "🕉️️️️️ that's easier than reading English for me "

Ryan Dunn, Steve-O, and Knoxville were my favs because they always did the most hilarious/dangerous stunts.

If you asked me 15-20 years ago where I thought Bam would be now, I'd say he would've been riding off his MTV money, doing some Element promo stuffs, but overall falling into obscurity. Instead he's a fucking junkie waste-oide that's become less relevant than Pauley Shore.

 

[Rogowski]

from Vinny’s IG:

He looks rather sober and yet I still don’t know what the fuck he is taking about.

 

[Kulee Baba]

https://twitter.com/DaveOshry/status/1532948975539875840

Thanks Bam, turns out I was wrong to declare you a lolcow. You're the hero that saved DNF2001.

from Vinny’s IG:
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He looks rather sober and yet I still don’t know what the fuck he is taking about.

Lol

 

[Bob_]

I known this is 100% clock worthy, but he has just aged so poorly compared to the rest of the crew.

I watched Jackass 2 last week and was just shocked at how hard he has fallen. It couldn't of happened to a nicer person though, if you believe the many stories of how much of an asshole he was. Particularly to people in Westchester.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

from Vinny’s IG:
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He looks rather sober and yet I still don’t know what the fuck he is taking about.

He's saying that some redneck florida man recognized him from jackass.

It's SUPPOSED to be incomprehensible. That's the point.

 

[Wesley Willis]

I known this is 100% clock worthy, but he has just aged so poorly compared to the rest of the crew.

I watched Jackass 2 last week and was just shocked at how hard he has fallen. It couldn't of happened to a nicer person though, if you believe the many stories of how much of an asshole he was. Particularly to people in Westchester.

Dave England looked like a geriatric Jack-O-Lantern.

 

[Rogowski]

According to this ‘article‘ (a word I am very generous with, considering it’s just a Wordpress blog packed full of shameless self promotion), Bam Margera is preparing to embark on a worldwide tour with the electronic duo he manages, CVVE

According to the female lead vocalist these plans for a world tour include playing shows in both Russia and Ukraine.

Spoiler

JUN 8

Raven Gray, managed by Bam Margera, speaks on touring Europe for peace​

Bam Margera, celebrity skateboarder and comedian
People know of the many hats Bam Margera has worn to fruitful endeavors. He is a celebrity skateboarder, gaining initial fame by recording himself and selling his own DVDs. He is also a comedian, starring in the hit MTV series Jackass with his very own CKY Crew.
However, many may have overlooked a new hat Bam has put on for size.

Bam and CVVE lead singer & songwriter Raven
CVVE is a gothic, poetic, and versatile band managed by Bam Margera. The lead singer and songwriter, Raven Gray, has created her own style. She has a voice so eclectic that it has caught Bam’s attention and captured his heart.

Raven Gray of CVVE jamming in a Guitar Center
Recently, Bam has spent much time with his band in the studio. Even as he pushes through his recovery process, he has a very hands-on role helping CVVE through their post-production process.

Bam assisting Destin Dern, pro skateboarder and editor
We at “For The Free” magazine got a quick fireside chat with Raven Gray from CVVE. They are right now ramping up for a music video drop. Footage of the video and snippets of their new songs have been teased on their social media.

Behind the scenes footage of Raven Gray filming at KVLMedia Studio in West Palm Beach, Florida
“I write all of my lyrics and melodies,” Raven reveals. “I am open to bringing in collaborators in the future.”

Raven Gray has a gothic aesthetic in both her fashion style and her music
You might have seen Raven and her band mates briefly on Bam’s official Instagram. The buzz is building for the band, and they are already making noise around the world.

Bam pictured with CVVE and others at his infamous mansion, “The Castle”
Raven says, “We will eventually perform in Europe and really all over the world… (also) we want to play all over the US and show love to Chicago.”

Raven Gray, real name Morgan, is the lead singer and songwriter of CVVE
That is a woman with a vision. CVVE wants to touch the hearts of masses everywhere. No matter the boundary or border.
“Russia had a massive percentage of listeners,” explains Raven. “With the war going on we lost that connection. Eventually we’d like to play there too.”
The band has a real love for their international fans. Even the ones suffering from the war in Ukraine. We asked if they would perform a benefit concert for peace. Her answer:
“Yes,” she assures. “Absolutely.”

Raven Gray and SinceWhen, fellow band mate and record producer for CVVE
We look forward to seeing CVVE more in the upcoming months. Especially more photos and videos with Bam! His band is the newest and most exciting part of his decades long career. This is his comeback era, and CVVE puts a dazzling touch to his recovering legacy.
Follow Raven Gray and other members of CVVE on Instagram for more music updates:
Raven Gray, lead singer & songwriter: @RavennGray
Band Page: @WeAreCVVE
SinceWhen, aka Dre, record producer: @_SinceWhen
Destin Dern, editor: @DestinDern

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Author Credit – Lapis Stone (Lead Reporter)
Lapis Stone is an actor, model, and dance artist performing as LapiOnTheBeat. Lapi studied Economics at DePaul University’s Driehaus College of Business and dropped out in 2014 to pursue music. Lapi has been interviewed twice by ABC 7 Eyewitness News, featured twice in the Chicago Tribune, and nominated for Best Classical Entertainer with a live performance invitation to the Chicago Music Awards (CMAs).

Truly, there is no way this can end badly.

 

[Bob_]

According to this ‘article‘ (a word I am very generous with, considering it’s just a Wordpress blog packed full of shameless self promotion), Bam Margera is preparing to embark on a worldwide tour with the electronic duo he manages, CVVE

According to the female lead vocalist these plans for a world tour include playing shows in both Russia and Ukraine.

Spoiler

JUN 8

Raven Gray, managed by Bam Margera, speaks on touring Europe for peace​

Bam Margera, celebrity skateboarder and comedian
People know of the many hats Bam Margera has worn to fruitful endeavors. He is a celebrity skateboarder, gaining initial fame by recording himself and selling his own DVDs. He is also a comedian, starring in the hit MTV series Jackass with his very own CKY Crew.
However, many may have overlooked a new hat Bam has put on for size.

Bam and CVVE lead singer & songwriter Raven
CVVE is a gothic, poetic, and versatile band managed by Bam Margera. The lead singer and songwriter, Raven Gray, has created her own style. She has a voice so eclectic that it has caught Bam’s attention and captured his heart.

Raven Gray of CVVE jamming in a Guitar Center
Recently, Bam has spent much time with his band in the studio. Even as he pushes through his recovery process, he has a very hands-on role helping CVVE through their post-production process.

Bam assisting Destin Dern, pro skateboarder and editor
We at “For The Free” magazine got a quick fireside chat with Raven Gray from CVVE. They are right now ramping up for a music video drop. Footage of the video and snippets of their new songs have been teased on their social media.

Behind the scenes footage of Raven Gray filming at KVLMedia Studio in West Palm Beach, Florida
“I write all of my lyrics and melodies,” Raven reveals. “I am open to bringing in collaborators in the future.”

Raven Gray has a gothic aesthetic in both her fashion style and her music
You might have seen Raven and her band mates briefly on Bam’s official Instagram. The buzz is building for the band, and they are already making noise around the world.

Bam pictured with CVVE and others at his infamous mansion, “The Castle”
Raven says, “We will eventually perform in Europe and really all over the world… (also) we want to play all over the US and show love to Chicago.”

Raven Gray, real name Morgan, is the lead singer and songwriter of CVVE
That is a woman with a vision. CVVE wants to touch the hearts of masses everywhere. No matter the boundary or border.
“Russia had a massive percentage of listeners,” explains Raven. “With the war going on we lost that connection. Eventually we’d like to play there too.”
The band has a real love for their international fans. Even the ones suffering from the war in Ukraine. We asked if they would perform a benefit concert for peace. Her answer:
“Yes,” she assures. “Absolutely.”

Raven Gray and SinceWhen, fellow band mate and record producer for CVVE
We look forward to seeing CVVE more in the upcoming months. Especially more photos and videos with Bam! His band is the newest and most exciting part of his decades long career. This is his comeback era, and CVVE puts a dazzling touch to his recovering legacy.
Follow Raven Gray and other members of CVVE on Instagram for more music updates:
Raven Gray, lead singer & songwriter: @RavennGray
Band Page: @WeAreCVVE
SinceWhen, aka Dre, record producer: @_SinceWhen
Destin Dern, editor: @DestinDern

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Author Credit – Lapis Stone (Lead Reporter)
Lapis Stone is an actor, model, and dance artist performing as LapiOnTheBeat. Lapi studied Economics at DePaul University’s Driehaus College of Business and dropped out in 2014 to pursue music. Lapi has been interviewed twice by ABC 7 Eyewitness News, featured twice in the Chicago Tribune, and nominated for Best Classical Entertainer with a live performance invitation to the Chicago Music Awards (CMAs).

Truly, there is no way this can end badly.

He certainly has a type.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

According to this ‘article‘ (a word I am very generous with, considering it’s just a Wordpress blog packed full of shameless self promotion), Bam Margera is preparing to embark on a worldwide tour with the electronic duo he manages, CVVE

According to the female lead vocalist these plans for a world tour include playing shows in both Russia and Ukraine.

Spoiler

JUN 8

Raven Gray, managed by Bam Margera, speaks on touring Europe for peace​

Bam Margera, celebrity skateboarder and comedian
People know of the many hats Bam Margera has worn to fruitful endeavors. He is a celebrity skateboarder, gaining initial fame by recording himself and selling his own DVDs. He is also a comedian, starring in the hit MTV series Jackass with his very own CKY Crew.
However, many may have overlooked a new hat Bam has put on for size.

Bam and CVVE lead singer & songwriter Raven
CVVE is a gothic, poetic, and versatile band managed by Bam Margera. The lead singer and songwriter, Raven Gray, has created her own style. She has a voice so eclectic that it has caught Bam’s attention and captured his heart.

Raven Gray of CVVE jamming in a Guitar Center
Recently, Bam has spent much time with his band in the studio. Even as he pushes through his recovery process, he has a very hands-on role helping CVVE through their post-production process.

Bam assisting Destin Dern, pro skateboarder and editor
We at “For The Free” magazine got a quick fireside chat with Raven Gray from CVVE. They are right now ramping up for a music video drop. Footage of the video and snippets of their new songs have been teased on their social media.

Behind the scenes footage of Raven Gray filming at KVLMedia Studio in West Palm Beach, Florida
“I write all of my lyrics and melodies,” Raven reveals. “I am open to bringing in collaborators in the future.”

Raven Gray has a gothic aesthetic in both her fashion style and her music
You might have seen Raven and her band mates briefly on Bam’s official Instagram. The buzz is building for the band, and they are already making noise around the world.

Bam pictured with CVVE and others at his infamous mansion, “The Castle”
Raven says, “We will eventually perform in Europe and really all over the world… (also) we want to play all over the US and show love to Chicago.”

Raven Gray, real name Morgan, is the lead singer and songwriter of CVVE
That is a woman with a vision. CVVE wants to touch the hearts of masses everywhere. No matter the boundary or border.
“Russia had a massive percentage of listeners,” explains Raven. “With the war going on we lost that connection. Eventually we’d like to play there too.”
The band has a real love for their international fans. Even the ones suffering from the war in Ukraine. We asked if they would perform a benefit concert for peace. Her answer:
“Yes,” she assures. “Absolutely.”

Raven Gray and SinceWhen, fellow band mate and record producer for CVVE
We look forward to seeing CVVE more in the upcoming months. Especially more photos and videos with Bam! His band is the newest and most exciting part of his decades long career. This is his comeback era, and CVVE puts a dazzling touch to his recovering legacy.
Follow Raven Gray and other members of CVVE on Instagram for more music updates:
Raven Gray, lead singer & songwriter: @RavennGray
Band Page: @WeAreCVVE
SinceWhen, aka Dre, record producer: @_SinceWhen
Destin Dern, editor: @DestinDern

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Author Credit – Lapis Stone (Lead Reporter)
Lapis Stone is an actor, model, and dance artist performing as LapiOnTheBeat. Lapi studied Economics at DePaul University’s Driehaus College of Business and dropped out in 2014 to pursue music. Lapi has been interviewed twice by ABC 7 Eyewitness News, featured twice in the Chicago Tribune, and nominated for Best Classical Entertainer with a live performance invitation to the Chicago Music Awards (CMAs).

Truly, there is no way this can end badly.

I can't wait.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

If Bam would shave that Beard off, he will appear more sober and clear headed

 

[Ham Submarine]

Article written by:

 

[RobotDog]

Truly, there is no way this can end badly.

If Bam isnt hooked on krokodil at the end of his eastern europe tour I will call it a success

 

[Rogowski]

Article written by:

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The same guy also wrote this article on the conservatorship and if this is their argument it’s very flimsy.

Spoiler

The Bam Margera CONservatorship​

Here it is. The undeniable proof.

Bam has a Direct Thermal Patient ID Wristband which is specifically used for mental health patients that run away or wander. I know this because my grandma has dementia, and I am trained and certified with Addus Homecare as a caregiver for the elderly and disabled.

My grandma has the same patient ID wristband that Bam is wearing, and she lives in a 24 hour memory care facility. Bam has only been seen wearing the patient ID wristband in footage filmed AFTER he was released from his “treatment facility.” The wristband appears in ALL photos and videos taken after Bam broke his arm.

Bam’s conservatorship team thinks the general public is too stupid to see Bam is STILL being detained.

Anyone who calls #FreeBam a conspiracy theory is essentially proving them right. “Bam’s Free” is on all his recent Instagram posts after his “release from treatment.” What grown ass FREE man wears a patient ID wristband at ALL TIMES, but only AFTER he got out of rehab ? These are the signs of a person in protective custody (AKA held against their own will). People want to justify it by saying “he needed” the conservatorship.

Pause.

That is NOT your job to determine.

In fact, it’s not anybody’s job other than a professionally licensed mental health expert with a medical degree conducting an in-person evaluation. Whether or not Bam Margera NEEDS a conservatorship is none of our goddamn business.

#FreeBam is about Bam saying with his own words, “I am alive, I am happy, and I am free.” The only thing Bam has said since he’s been “released from treatment” has been in the form of paid promotions and brand partnerships. All his cameos are scripted. All of his videos and stories on Instagram are also scripted, edited, and posted multiple days or weeks or months or YEARS after they were taken. If Bam died today, the world would not know it until team CON milks each and every one of his last days. Then they will simply milk his dead body.

“Bam’s Back From The Dead!”

I can literally hear the merch drops being drafted as I type this.

At what point does it end ???

STOP BUYING THEIR BULLSHIT and start calling it out. They will keep on doing it as long as they can. These are CON artists. When one scam stops working, they will just move on to another one. We have let them CON Bam for long enough.

The time to stop this is NOW !



#FreeBam #BamIsNOTFREE #EndConservatorshipAbuse

And this is stating the obvious, this dude’s writing sucks dick lmao

 

[JasonMetloney]

I remember seeing this guy in the early 00's and thinking he was genuinely the coolest dude ever and wanting to be like him. How little I realized how miserable he likely was the entire time.

 

[Gamercat]

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BUCK STATUS: BROKEN