Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Potion_Time said:
Surely Johnny Knoxville will respond to this drunken wretch "double dog daring" him to a bare knuckle fight. He totally won't ignore Bam and be sad at the state his former friend is in.
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Bam is seething because he saw Knoxville and pals at that big WWF event in LA whooping it up, while Bam was getting arrested for white trash “muh kid” fighting with his ex at Thai restaurant in LA.
 
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Wesker said:
This photoshop is hilarious.

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This looks like some KingCobra fanart, lmao

E: What is with lolcows' being obsessed with bare knuckle fights in the era of celebrity boxing? Ethan Ralph was just threatening Wings and had that same sort of emphasis on bare knuckle fighting. That shit fucks up your hands morons.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Bam is seething because he saw Knoxville and pals at that big WWF event in LA whooping it up, while Bam was getting arrested for white trash “muh kid” fighting with his ex at Thai restaurant in LA.
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Not only that, but it must’ve really stung to see his ex-wife, Novak, his brother, and Jimmy Pop together watching Ville Vallo live and hanging out backstage
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Constellationzero said:
I'm impatiently waiting for him to end up dead like Don.
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It'll be a funny day for me as making this thread and spending so much time archiving Bam's content + speculating on Bam has given me an emotional attachment to Bam. Part of me feels stupid for knowing so much about this burnout but hey this downward spiral is just so much fun to witness. On the plus side I'll get such a thrill if/when Null puts it on featured content. But anyway here's an update on #FREEBAM and Orbiter BJ Courville.
Nothing too noteworthy here and BJ tries to distance herself from being a total fangirl for Bam, but as the video goes she talks about how she thinks Bam does look at her content. I still can't tell if she hopes Bam hires her for some kind of legal counsel or wants to be the third wife. What I love are the comments, these people live in a different universe where Bam is truly a victim and is being taken advantage of.
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There's also a second video and I'm not going to embed because if I can't stand listening to BJ blabber one for more than 15 minutes I doubt any other users can. Even after video comes out of Bam being drunk and belligerent in a restaurant the #FREEBAM community still is on his side.
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Even if you have pity for Bam because substance abuse is a real problem how can you continue to think he's fit to have any custody with his kid? He couldn't pass a drug test to save his life.
 
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Homer J. Fong said:
Even if you have pity for Bam because substance abuse is a real problem how can you continue to think he's fit to have any custody with his kid? He couldn't pass a drug test to save his life.
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That ship has sailed. Any one of the comment threads on his account is almost unanimously calling him a piece of shit alky father. YT is all bleeding heart NPCs.

I didn't expect Steve O of all people in the Jackass crew to call him out on his shit since they keep trying to put a good face on it, but I wouldn't doubt Knoxville addresses it in a similar manner in due time. Not from this necessarily, but I think it's inevitable.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Bam is seething because he saw Knoxville and pals at that big WWF event in LA whooping it up, while Bam was getting arrested for white trash “muh kid” fighting with his ex at Thai restaurant in LA.
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It was Wrestlemania, dipshit. And it’s the WWE. It hasn’t been the WWF in over 20 years. WWF is the Panda people. Please try to stay informed you fucking jabroni. WWE just merged with UFC to further blur the lines of work and shoot.

Bam needs to do Bareknuckle Fighting Championship. His brain has already turned to mush from all the stunts, drugs and booze. Nuck can’t make it worse.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
It was Wrestlemania, dipshit. And it’s the WWE. It hasn’t been the WWF in over 20 years. WWF is the Panda people. Please try to stay informed you fucking jabroni. WWE just merged with UFC to further blur the lines of work and shoot.
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Rogowski said:
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1) Knoxville would kick Bam's ass
2) Bam must be really desperate for money if he's raging about Jackass Forever again.
3) Bam looks and sounds like shit. He looks like a 65 year old man who just got out of prison.
 
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Drama Fan said:
What is with lolcows' being obsessed with bare knuckle fights in the era of celebrity boxing? Ethan Ralph was just threatening Wings and had that same sort of emphasis on bare knuckle fighting. That shit fucks up your hands morons.
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It’s because celebrity boxing is a thing that they have to escalate it to bare-knuckle. The point is that no one would actually accept the challenge.
 
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