Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Wesker]

Only reason the charges would’ve been dropped is his family refusing to pursue.

I can't see these enabling boomers to finally do some parenting for once. You could get him clean right now for a couple years, and they'll refuse.

 

[Fareal]

The only reason Bam can still pull any of this bullshit is because the parents he claims to hate so much have looked after his absolutely risible truckloads of money.

But trying to keep any coherent thought front and centre of his mind seems beyond him. There was some speculation in here last year (I think?) about whether he had successfully given himself actual brain damage from his addictions. I am reasonably confident as an internet expert that he has. Even allowing for the bipolar, Bam just comes off now like all of the neurons are not firing. You have to think any competent treatment program for him (lol) would assess him for Wernicke-Korsakoff. The dude seems... fucked, and not in a "get sober and this will stop" kinda way. Actually fucked.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Did anyone really like CKY the band's music.
I remember see lots of skaters with there stickers on there decks but that's all the only place you would regularly hear there music was on Jackass abd that felt like a left over from Bams old video.

it's passable when performed by better artists

 

[Yeeted Teet]

There was some speculation in here last year (I think?) about whether he had successfully given himself actual brain damage from his addictions.

He hit the big time by sitting in a shopping trolley and crashing it into things, he 100% has brain damage but addiction wasn't even the start.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Eviction family drama and lawsuits are always premium milk, i'm happy the 'squatch roleplay is over, i want to see that fucking slob tweaking out at a judge in court.

Hey is there a reason why some of the reacts most people put "agree" on but others they put "like" on? Im just curious not trying to derail the thread


OT it really seems to me that this is a heel vs heel match, but Bam is way more of an asshole

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Did anyone really like CKY the band's music.
I remember see lots of skaters with there stickers on there decks but that's all the only place you would regularly hear there music was on Jackass abd that felt like a left over from Bams old video.

Yes. CKY is legitimately decent. Bam is an accident and never should’ve been allowed in the Jackass crew. The only good scene he was in was the snake pit thing where he pissed his pants and cried.

Steve-o could legitimately summon the willpower to be strapped into a port a potty full of shit and launched by bungees. Knoxville probably could’ve cut his own dick off if someone promised to sew it back on after. All of those guys had legit superpowers as far as power of will is concerned.

Bam was just a fucking crybaby who always tried to run away before he did his part.

 

[Rogowski]

Vinny’s trying to slink his way back in

And according to a comment Bam is lying through his teeth:

 

[ZipDisk]

before he did his part.

He was always down for the meanspirited pranks that hurt others. That's part of what made the snake pit so great. He was a fucking snake, and a pussy, and he liked hurting other people. MTV isn't footing the bill anymore.

 

[Wesker]

He was always down for the meanspirited pranks that hurt others. That's part of what made the snake pit so great. He was a fucking snake, and a pussy, and he liked hurting other people. MTV isn't footing the bill anymore.

In hindsight, he needed to be tortured on that show/films way more than he was. To the point of blacking out from fear.

 

[ZipDisk]

Still don't think his brother should get to scoop his shit castle.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He was always down for the meanspirited pranks that hurt others. That's part of what made the snake pit so great. He was a fucking snake, and a pussy, and he liked hurting other people. MTV isn't footing the bill anymore.

Right. The marketable skill that set the jackass guys apart was the ability to TAKE it, and Bam was just faking his way around there thinking it was good enough to DISH it.

I’m also sure that the reason he went off so hard about wanting to catch Ville Valo’d AIDS so bad was because he was jealous of his brother being able to play an instrument and BE in a band, so he was doing a similar thing of trying to compete in uneven terms by getting as close to a band as he could.

He would’ve told the world how bad he wanted to suck Jimmy Pop’s dick instead if the Bloodhound Gang let him direct videos

 

[Goatchoker]

Still don't think his brother should get to scoop his shit castle.

Ehhhhhhh, did bam buy it outright? Or was mom and dad the crux? He obviously hasn’t been there for a long time, not saying Jess should have it but also, Godspeed you fucked up family.

Anyone know where his shit gf and her poor daughter are? That poor fucking kid.

 

[ZipDisk]

I thought the castle was MTV, the family house was getting swamped by retards wanting to hang out and party, so they bought the castle because it was off and out away from there.
Of course, then Pennsylvania became shitbirds about the castle, telling them to stop having meth orgies.

 

[Fapcop]

Ehhhhhhh, did bam buy it outright? Or was mom and dad the crux? He obviously hasn’t been there for a long time, not saying Jess should have it but also, Godspeed you fucked up family.

Anyone know where his shit gf and her poor daughter are? That poor fucking kid.

She sounds like a bitch, but is she at least hot?

I assume Bam has money enough to be able to buy some decent escort/pornstar pussy, so anyone got a pic of this gf?

 

[Looney Troons]

Did anyone really like CKY the band's music.
I remember see lots of skaters with there stickers on there decks but that's all the only place you would regularly hear there music was on Jackass abd that felt like a left over from Bams old video.

I listened to CKY, but I also didn’t. It was lumped together with all of the other skater music which was popular with the teens back in the day. I don’t remember what their songs sound like at all, but I remember titles and lyrics. The only music that really stuck with me after I stopped skating was Deltron 3030.

 

[ZipDisk]

del the funky homosexual?

 

[Al from Dadeville]

What the actual fuck?

Bam’s degeneracy is clearly something more than just being a closeted bi.

His sexuality is “meth head.”
After injecting meth, Bam masturbates for 10 to 12 hours.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I listened to CKY, but I also didn’t. It was lumped together with all of the other skater music which was popular with the teens back in the day. I don’t remember what their songs sound like at all, but I remember titles and lyrics. The only music that really stuck with me after I stopped skating was Deltron 3030.

CKY- freestyle Chinese rap

the freestyle chinese rap is owned by cky

youtu.be

 

[Carlos Thin]

The only good scene he was in was the snake pit thing where he pissed his pants and cried.

Don’t forget the giant hand where it instantly planked him

…and that’s it!

 

[ZipDisk]

It's kind of sad that pissing in his own mouth is a high point of bam's life.