Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Nah man, he had a documented drinking problem well before dunn deep fried himself. Hell, some of the shit he said in interviews while dunn was still alive made it pretty obvious back then.
He went from a twink to a slovenly drunk fat mess when Dunn died. The shift was around Jackass 2. He started getting skinny fat and he's got a beer in his hand the whole film. I was surprised how fat he was in Jackass 3 (only several years later) and he's gone far far beyond that.

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Ooh, have we had Bam through the ages? Let's do Bam through the ages.

1999 - 20 years old - CKY era
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2002 - 23 years old - Jackass The Movie is released
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2003 - 24 years old - Viva La Bam season 1 airs
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2006 - 27 years old - Jackass Number 2 is released
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2010 - 31 years old - Jackass 3D is released
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2011 - 32 years old - Ryan Dunn dies
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2013 - 34 years old - Bam marries his second wife, Nicole Boyd
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2016 - 37 years old - Bam got battered by Icelandic rap crew Glacier Mafia (lmao)
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2018 - 39 years old - Bam goes to rehab, "The party is over"
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2019 - 40 years old - Bam skips out on rehab after 10 days
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2021 - 42 years old - Ryan Dunn's 10 year anniversary memorial
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(Just kidding, Bam was not invited. Ouch.)

2023 - 44 years old - Steve-O regrets taking Bam on tour
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2023 - Bam is a model father and the patron saint of dental care
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Present day - Bam is methed up and bitching in Striggoli in between podcasts and woodland adventures
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As a bonus, here is Bam doing his utmost to skinwalk Ville Valo.
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Honestly he was not really like this until Ryan Dunn died. I think that did him in, those two were about as best friends as anybody could ever be. I think that just put him into a dark hole that he could never climb back out of.
Maybe that was the point of no return but he was always a thin-skinned little bitch who could dish it out but not take it.
 
The shift was around Jackass 2. He started getting skinny fat and he's got a beer in his hand the whole film.

The cast even points out on the dvd commentary for 2 how fucked up Bam was getting during filming, a few times actually. I think Knoxville points out during the stunt with Wee Man and the electric stool Bam was just gone during that scene, and even after Wee Man finally figured out what was shocking him Bam had no clue what the fuck was going on. And later when Preston switches places with Phil, he mentions how they had a lot of trouble filming that stunt because they had to fish Bam out of some shithole and sober him up a bit because he could barely walk and talk.
 
How can anyone think Ryan Dunn's death caused anything? The "downfall" starts with this picture. Between age 19 and 23 he seems to have aged ten years. He looks like a completely different person in the gif - I have actually never even seen another picture of this man where he looks healthy.
 
Can we threadban the next person who says Dunn was the turning point?
I support this as long as we can also bam people complaining about Steve-0 being a corporate shill on his podcast
, the man was born to a corporate CEO it’s been in his blood from the start.

Otherwise, here’s the latest. A lot of meth postings have been made so here’s the highlights:
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Fled to Colorado, for a moment I wondered why but if there’s active CPS investigations crossing state lines is an easy way to hinder it.
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He went fishing with Glomb and some guy who drives a truck with his name on it.
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Their faces tell you the know exactly how bad his lawsuit is going to go
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So many filters that it looks like AI
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TWS Easter egg with the bunny ears
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B-b-b-but Jess drinks too!!
 
@Rogowski his hand is so gross to look at.
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Is that just red marker on his palm or did he damage it some more, I remember he popped a blister sometime last week with the new girl which was disgusting. Anyway they look bloated to me and that's scary because Bam is not really overweight here. Not a doctor obviously but I'm feeling it's a warning sign of heart failure.
 
He went from a twink to a slovenly drunk fat mess when Dunn died. The shift was around Jackass 2. He started getting skinny fat and he's got a beer in his hand the whole film. I was surprised how fat he was in Jackass 3 (only several years later) and he's gone far far beyond that.

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Dunn died over half a decade after Jackass 2 came out. Firstly, your theory isn't true, but it also doesn't make any sense
 
The "Bam went bad after the death of Dunn" story is these kind of false truths that it's difficult to kill once and for all, because it keeps only just 1% of truth, enough for the general public to find the lore more interesting and convenient so. It's like "Hugo boss designed the Nazi uniforms" or "Arabs invented numbers" totally bullshit stories debunked a million times but that people love to repeat again and again as if it's gospel.
Funnier to repeat ad nauseam than "bam has always been a sad alcoholic since he's an adult".
 
If this is still his mindset then he has no fucking chance ever. he needs to croak, it's like watching an old pet shuffle around pissing itself. just sad at this point
He fails to recognize that not everybody drinks like he does. Jesse, like most, can drink without going on a bender or getting piss drunk. Bam isn't one of those kinds of people. That's one of the first things you learn about yourself in A.A.
 
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