Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Tequila Jong]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

 

[ZipDisk]

just tell him it's jewelry.

You could do it even easier than that. Tell him it will really hurt, but it will be funny, and fuck Tremaine and Knoxville.

 

[Android raptor]

I see we're back to the hanging out with people half his age doing lord only knows what part of the Bam Cycle.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Latest on IG:



And this. Clearly he's trying to stir shit and hint he's married. Some people are saying it's a cousin. Anyone know who she is?


Archive in case he deletes it: https://ghostarchive.org/iarchive/instagram/captiancremebrulee/3137620831503774358

 

[Headlight Disco]

Latest on IG:

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And this. Clearly he's trying to stir shit and hint he's married. Some people are saying it's a cousin. Anyone know who she is?

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Archive in case he deletes it: https://ghostarchive.org/iarchive/instagram/captiancremebrulee/3137620831503774358

I'm sure Supreme is very happy with their newest Brand Ambassador

 

[Random Internet Person]

Another documentary.

 

[Wesker]

Another documentary.

"When he finally hits rock bottom."

He seemingly has several of these with more to come.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

what i find most funny is that when they say Bam hit rock bottom they arent LYING, for most people that IS rock bottom
but then he swan dives further, good stuff

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

what i find most funny is that when they say Bam hit rock bottom they arent LYING, for most people that IS rock bottom
but then he swan dives further, good stuff

AND THIS!!!
IS TO GO FURTHER BEYOND!!!!

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Another documentary.

God a hate this hapa faggots gay voice, he sounds like he always has something in his mouth.

 

[The Reddest Red 0ne]

God a hate this hapa faggots gay voice, he sounds like he always has something in his mouth.

That Philly accent has always cracked me up, too. That’s why I like Dead Milkmen: they kinda exaggerate their goofy Philadelphia accents to add to their silliness. Ween did a whole sing where they exaggerated their accents too to pay tribute to Dead Milkmen. AVGN has a bit if that speaking pattern too (which he definitely exaggerates) as he’s from a similar region (south NJ I think, pretty close to Philly).

God a hate this hapa faggots gay voice, he sounds like he always has something in his mouth.

That Turkey Tom video is pretty good, even if he gets a few small details wrong. I was a skater kid for a while and of course Bam was my hero for years, so I know an autistically large amount about his skateboarding career and other useless information.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

what i find most funny is that when they say Bam hit rock bottom they arent LYING, for most people that IS rock bottom
but then he swan dives further, good stuff

In current year, this isn't Bam hitting rock bottom. Bam is just living as his TRUE and AUTHENTIC self, and we have to respect that uWu.

Earth Rockers.RISE.

 

[The Sea Witch]

Redditors wondering why Bam's parents don't just "take control" of him like Britney's fam did.

People on reddit scare the shit out of me. I guess this is what happens when all the kids who grew up having the hypervigilant hover moms that never let them fail try to solve problems. The craziest part is that others are agreeing with this bullshit!

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

this is fucking crazy.
first he had that retarded fan and all the Bam community convince Bam he didnt need treatment and that his parents just wanted full control of him, and it caused him to use that as an excuse to run off and relapse again
and now Reddit is saying the his parents need to take control of him
and i guarantee that those communities have overlaps, and that people who were wrong the first time are now hoping not to be wrong a second time

 

[Foltest]

Once again Steve-O is too good for Bam. If Novak can become sober and restart his life but Bam can't, then he is beyond help.

 

[Spite]

Any time I feel bad about myself, I go back to the first page and think “at least I didn’t fuck up badly enough to get a tattoo that fucking shitty”.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Latest on IG:

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Is he touring a rape factory or what the fuck is that place

 

[marfusha]

Latest on IG:

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And this. Clearly he's trying to stir shit and hint he's married. Some people are saying it's a cousin. Anyone know who she is?

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Archive in case he deletes it: https://ghostarchive.org/iarchive/instagram/captiancremebrulee/3137620831503774358

He does look skinnier. Probably on meth again.

 

[The Reddest Red 0ne]

Redditors wondering why Bam's parents don't just "take control" of him like Britney's fam did.

People on reddit scare the shit out of me. I guess this is what happens when all the kids who grew up having the hypervigilant hover moms that never let them fail try to solve problems. The craziest part is that others are agreeing with this bullshit!

A reminder that one of the most brutal trolling and swatting campaigns originated on Reddit of all places (I’ll just use initials since I know it’s controversial to even mention: PST. I won’t even mention the name of the sub) and not here on KF.

I looked at some of those old archived posts and comments from that sub and holy fuck did Reddit used to be a lot more lenient with what they allowed to stay up. The sub only got pulled once it started gaining negative attention I believe. That site has changed a lot in 4 years.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Bam has a new single out.

It's bad as you might imagine. The main draw is Bam talking shit (literally just ranting over a beat) about Jackass stars like Wee Man and Steve O. It's getting pretty poor reception, as can be expected.

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Here are some screenshots from lil golo's IG:





EDIT: Bam has a preliminary hearing scheduled for Thursday, July 27th, in Pennsylvania.

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