He's nothing more than a paypig vessel to launch her own inevitability failed attempt at being a minor Z-grade celebrity. Then a couple years from now she can put down that she needs $15,000+ from Bam for monthly expenses, just like Nasty Nikki. True love if I ever saw it.
That is one odd request for a heterosexual.
This is the second version of their meet story he's churned out and that doesn't include the other version that Dannii throws out there during a recent podcast interview, this summary on Reddit sums it up nicely::
Every ACL I’ve ever witnessed put skaters out for months or a year. It ended one friend’s career. He won’t be able to blame those nails or tacks or whatever jackass subjected him to
I lost all sympathy for Nasty Nikki after demanding about $200k per year in spousal support. I hope she gets jack shit.
Dannii is a lot like Nikki in the sense that they’re both gutter trash looking for an easy payout from a retard like Bam. Dannii is hoping that Bam will give her something (besides an STD) as part of a divorce settlement even if it isn’t alimony and it elevates her profile from a sea of middle aged alt girls. She couldn’t even bother to pretend to like him enough to kiss him at their wedding.
I think the Magerra’s always saw Nikki as part of the problem. She certainly was along for the ride to the sewer with Bam. They have tried to be civil for the sake of their grandson. I’d be curious if they have seen Phoenix since Bam the break-up.
To be fair, just like in civil suits, people ask for big numbers knowing it’s never going to happen. Her lawyer would be happy with 50% of that, but probably expects 25% of it.
Everything about her is so mannish
When you show up to the plastic surgeon's with a groupon.
I met him getting a flight from Northern Ireland to Glasgow on the speaking tour and his GF was with him. He ended up passed out in a randos flat in Glasgow by himself and the host drove him to Manchester the next day. She was with him in Northern Ireland though
Their body language screams "sham marriage", Bam is hesitant to even take a bite
His worst ending possible on survival mode is Cobra levels of unbeatable though
This kid's life is going to fucking suck and I hate both of these shitheads for it.
Jesus man. Actually pitiable to see grown ass men like that.
