Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

You think about it...it would almost be stranger if Bam came out normal. Like he drop out of school in like the 9th grade right? The dude is barely literate. How old was he when his parents let that junkie Novak move in with them? Between the booze, drugs, conclusions, and STD's between CKY until the end of the Jackass movies...it's kind of amazing he is just a fat bloated cow instead of a corpse.

There must be a bizarro universe where he is like a pediatrician for doctors without borders.
 
You think about it...it would almost be stranger if Bam came out normal. Like he drop out of school in like the 9th grade right? The dude is barely literate. How old was he when his parents let that junkie Novak move in with them? Between the booze, drugs, conclusions, and STD's between CKY until the end of the Jackass movies...it's kind of amazing he is just a fat bloated cow instead of a corpse.

There must be a bizarro universe where he is like a pediatrician for doctors without borders.
You wanna know what's funny. Bam claims he was basically straightedge for the nearly the first quarter of his life. Bam's alcoholism is due to his insane homolust for Ville Valo and his attempt to emulate Valo's lifestyle. [Source Loudwire.com]
“I am an alcoholic. I have been for a long time,” Margera told Steve-O. “I remember when I was probably 24, I was so mesmerized by Ville Valo from HIM… he would just walk down the street in Finland and girls would literally faint, sometimes guys too. So I would just follow his lead. I’m like, ‘He’s buying a pack of cigarettes, I’m buying a pack of cigarettes. He’s getting a beer, I’m getting a beer. He’s doing a shot of Sambuca, I’m doing a shot of Sambuca.’”

“Once he cracked open a beer when he woke up, that was the first time I’m like, ‘You’re drinking in the morning? In the daytime?’ He’s like, ‘Yeah, why not? Want one?’ I’m like, ‘Well I’m not gonna let you do it alone, but this is fucking crazy.’ It was the first time I ever day drank.”

"I didn’t officially start drinking until maybe 24 or 25," Margera once told Viceland. "Then the rockstar life and drinking spun out of control."

Margera’s obsession with Valo may have led him to become bulimic, according to April Margera in a 2017 episode of Vice’s Epicly Later’d. “He always wanted to have this very slim, slim look and a lot of it kind of happened when he became good friends with [HIM vocalist] Ville Valo,” April said. “[Ville] is the loveliest man ever, but he never ate, he just drank. I think Bam started sipping on a beer or sipping on a something because he liked the way he looked.”

April continued, “We would go out to dinner and then he would immediately excuse himself and go to the bathroom. I said, ‘Are you throwing up?’ He says, ‘Yeah, yeah, sometimes I throw up and that way I’m not gonna get fat.’ It really hurts me when people make comments like, ‘You look like you gained some weight there. Hey, wow, Bam… you’re looking like your dad.’ I don’t respond, but I feel like saying, ‘He was drinking alcohol and he was bulimic and that’s why he was thin.’”
At first glance I would call this bullshit but I'm far more inclined to believe it because April's account backs it up. And all you have to do is watch parts of this TOO LONG documentary on Bam's obsession for HIM to see how much of an insane fanboy Bam was for a Finnish Goth band.

For all we know Bam could have wound up not being a total junkie shitbag had he not discovered HIM. But that's only speculation on my part he likely would have found some other excuse to screw up. Still it's crazy to think that Bam appearently didn't spiral out of control immediately after the first Jackass movie was wildly successful.

Anyway Bam recently met up with Chad Muska.

Feels like Muska wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible.
 
The most power leveling I've seen from Tony was in his documentary on HBO Max.

He's still pretty vague but he goes into detail about how he's been married so many times because he can't resist groupies on the road.
Are there any touring careers that don't involve cheating constantly? If you're on the road for months at a time and not seeing your family temptation is really strong. You're constantly moving around, you lack a human connection and some cheap slut offers you an hour to forget it all and get laid and you take it. People in jobs like that shouldn't be in relationships but they always are and that always happens. He should have learned his lesson but he's not exceptional for fucking groupies.

I heard this clip the other day about Tony and Bam. Think of all the people who saw his bulimia and didn't bother to say anything because they didn't want to rock the boat.
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Skating culture used to be very libertarian. If someone wanted to throw up after they ate then that's there problem not yours and you should mind your own business. Hawk was trying to be a good dude and help others, but those kids were all fuck ups on the run from something and didn't want others to pry. It would be interesting to compare early skating to pro wrestling and see the personality types. A lot of both groups would be too fucked up to function so they do the carnie thing and leave town before trouble catches up
 
Oddly the 3D render of Jesse James riding the V-Twin Segway is also expunged.
Yeah, as previously mentioned it's probably just a licensing issue, as they'd have to pay Jesse and Bam royalties
I think they're the only 2 people that aren't Tony or some model with their face obscured that appears on a Tony Hawk game cover.
 
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It would be interesting to compare early skating to pro wrestling and see the personality types.
The constant touring, being away from your family, along with the high socialization of the sport, and pressure and injuries leads skateboarders to lean heavily on drink and drugs. Even the autistic ones who spend 12 hours a day perfecting their skills eventually snap. There’s probably a lot of PAs these days, but back in Bam’s day it was just a bunch of guys in a van with a shared passion for skateboarding all day and drinking all night
 
Bam posted on his spam account that he visited Ryan Dunn's grave with two chicks Screenshot_20240817-003815.pngScreenshot_20240817-003832.png
 
Bam looks like a goth fruitcake in these pictures.
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How much could this brand Psychworld pay Bam? It has less than 68 thousand followers on Instagram that's really paltry numbers for social media isn't it?

Edit: Thank you r/LetsTalkBam these are good photos.
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Getting heavy Virgil vibes off this. Luckily Bam did get a white trash looking family (it's from the OP of the thread user zimzumpogotwig so I'll be nice for her being an informative ween - her Zoomer kid still looks really trashy with that T-Shirt) to pay for a photo. Imagine giving this bum any money. His "art" is worse than Chris Chan.
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Is this art in back Bam's? It looks like something he would make. Is he saying he was raped????
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I doubt they paid him much , if they had real cash to play with they wouldn't be making rookie mistakes like posting photoshops of one of the world's biggest pedophiles pop stars in their clothing:
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Besides that, Bam has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for a while now. Most people didn't even notice he was quietly removed from the team for Heart Supply, my guess is Johnny Shill got sick of his shit when skeletor entered the picture.

I think the reason he's skating so hard right now is because for the first time in a long time he's not a pro skateboarder on a team with a pro model
 
It really highlights how popular Bam was at the time.

He was able to upstage Tony Hawk in his own video game and become the star.

Fun fact:
In the recent Tony Hawk 1+2 remake they had a level with big banners of every Tony Hawk game's boxart in it.

They removed Bam from the Underground 2 cover.
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They didn't want to pay for his likeness again, because ain't worth shit now.
I doubt they paid him much , if they had real cash to play with they wouldn't be making rookie mistakes like posting photoshops of one of the world's biggest pedophiles pop stars in their clothing:
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Besides that, Bam has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for a while now. Most people didn't even notice he was quietly removed from the team for Heart Supply, my guess is Johnny Shill got sick of his shit when skeletor entered the picture.

I think the reason he's skating so hard right now is because for the first time in a long time he's not a pro skateboarder on a team with a pro model
I'm like 100% convinced Bam does shit on the cheap just to get drug money. He was the only one to record new lines for the PSP port of THUG 2.As much as I love the PSP port you can tell it was rushed out incredibly quick and done on a shoestring budget. Ben Diskin, whose only job is voice acting, didn't even come back. So that suggests Bam probably worked for well below industry standard.

But hey, spending an afternoon in a sound booth to get heroin money is a pretty good deal.

A 900 is like a level 1 move now. Just recently a 9 year old hit two of them in a comp.
I'm sorry, is this fucking Otto Rocket? Is Surfshack Tito gonna come out and tell him about the Ancient Hawaiians? I could barely walk a straight line when I was 9 years old.
 
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I'm like 100% convinced Bam does shit on the cheap just to get drug money
I'm positive that drugs are the reasoning behind most of his decisions lately, take for example right after he fell off the wagon in the UK:
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Fresh off the heels of his recent bender in the UK, Bamuel decided to not go straight home and instead went to Puerto Rico to film a music video for a Him cover band with 11.1k followers.
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Now call me crazy but I don't think the motivation here was money, and judging from how he looks here I'm fucking right:


Bro is fucking lit up
 
A 900 is like a level 1 move now. Just recently a 9 year old hit two of them in a comp.

Hasn't a 1080 been done in competitions multiple times now? I remember some kid landed one like a decade ago

Now call me crazy but I don't think the motivation here was money, and judging from how he looks here I'm fucking right:

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Bro is fucking lit up

Holy shit, he looks like that video of Hitler from the Olympics
 
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