Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

The Hardest R said:
She’s so skinny that she looks like a coke addict glam rocker from the 70s.
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She looks like a man, I know this is the 'tism farms here and we're all supposed to hate trans people but all that aside for a minute I'm making a simple observation:
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That is a biological male there is not a single feminine curve located on that body. Also makes you wonder if Bam's whole "3 feet of pussy meat" is because she has a mangled pp for a vagina and Bam is retarded.

EDIT-I might be wrong, guy below brings up a good point about body fat
 
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Rogowski said:
She looks like a man, I know this is the 'tism farms here and we're all supposed to hate trans people but all that aside for a minute I'm making a simple observation:
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That is a biological male there is not a single feminine curve located on that body. Also makes you wonder if Bam's whole "3 feet of pussy meat" is because she has a mangled pp for a vagina and Bam is retarded.
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Hairline tracks female, navel/waist alignment tracks female, skin texture in unedited/candid pictures tracks female, Q-angle tracks female, hands are long but slender enough to track female, shoe and wrist sizes track female.

She's just very ugly and very anorexic, my dude. Doesn't make her a troon, just unfortunate-looking and hard-edged.
 
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Rogowski said:
She looks like a man, I know this is the 'tism farms here and we're all supposed to hate trans people but all that aside for a minute I'm making a simple observation:
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That is a biological male there is not a single feminine curve located on that body. Also makes you wonder if Bam's whole "3 feet of pussy meat" is because she has a mangled pp for a vagina and Bam is retarded.
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It’s made harder because she doesn’t have a feminine shape or curves because she has no fat to distribute, but she does throw off those tranny vibes.
Showed this picture to someone without saying anything but “this is Bam’s wife” and they weren’t sure if that is a “wife”.

Who knows.
She was in LA, and that’s a prime place to find a plastic surgery stinkditch tranny attempted bimbo.
Especially a gay one.
 
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Rehab again

Bam Margera getting out of jail, heading to rehab after DUI citation
Bam Margera will leave jail in Chester County, Pennsylvania, to go to a rehabilitation facility, his attorneys said

Former “Jackass” star Bam Margera will be released to a rehab facility after spending a week in a suburban Philadelphia jail after recently being pulled over for alleged DUI.

Margera's legal team announced outside of the Chester County Courthouse Wednesday, Sept. 25, 2024, that the 44-year-old reality TV star would be released to a rehabilitation facility after returning to the county jail.

"It was a very good day in court this morning," Michael T. van der Veen of Philadelphia-based Van der Veen, Hartshorn, Levin & Lindheim said while holding an umbrella outside the courthouse.

The decision to release Margera to a rehab was announced during a brief violation of probation hearing in front of Chester County Judge Patrick Carmody that came two days after the judge requested a substance use evaluation on Margera be completed.

Under the terms of the release from jail, Margera will get short-term inpatient rehab, van der Veen and William J. Brennan of Philadelphia-based Brennan Law Offices said outside court following the hearing.

Margera is being placed at "a world-renowned facility," Brennan said, while not naming the rehab. By going to the facility he is going to, the placement can take place quickly.

Link to story.

 
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"BAM MARGERA & BOSSMANJACK, WHAT'LL THEY DO NEXT? WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT!"
Anyway Bam's lawyer made this tweet.
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#BamMargera is being released from jail today and heading to short-term treatment. 'Today was a good day in court for Mr. Margera. He is back on the road to his successful career and wonderful life with his wife,' said Michael T. van der Veen.
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Love that Bam and Dannii (why is your name spelled so stupidly?) treat it more like a red carpet photo op. Bam is going back to rehab because he got a DUI, that's a pretty serious offense. Well I guess this thread will go quiet for a month. The lesson here is if you're a junkie shithead and get caught hire a decent attorney and they will turn it into a slap on the wrist. Don't be a retard and waste the court's time with nonsense like Nick Rekieta.
 
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I went to a CKY live show for the first time in 13 years last night. I've been a diehard CKY Alliance dood since 2000. Anyway, I got to shoot the shit with Chad Ginsburg and Jess Margera in the little green room "backstage" at the venue after the show and uh, I'll just say that I hope Jess gets a chance to knock Bam out again :) Jess is way cooler than his twitter would lead you to believe btw. Anyway fuckers. Bam is a faggot and always has been, the band has very little to do with that closet case in actuality. Go listen to Infiltrate Destroy Rebuild and wreck yerself, you're too old to be acting that old. But don't be a Bamuel.
 
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Rogowski said:
She looks like a man, I know this is farms here and we're all supposed to hate trans people but all that aside for a minute I'm making a simple observation:
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That is a biological male there is not a single feminine curve located on that body. Also makes you wonder if Bam's whole "3 feet of pussy meat" is because she has a mangled pp for a vagina and Bam is retarded.

EDIT-I might be wrong, guy below brings up a good point about body fat
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Dude just because some chick is an ugly anorexic crackhead doesn't mean she's a troon lmao.
 
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The Zodiac Speaker said:
Dude just because some chick is an ugly anorexic crackhead doesn't mean she's a troon lmao.
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One is severely mentally ill, annoying as fuck, entirely useless, and goddamned ugly. The other is all of that plus it may have surprising genitalia.

I don't know dude. Sounds as if you're splitting hairs here.
 
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Bam is going back to rehab because he got a DUI, that's a pretty serious offense. Well I guess this thread will go quiet for a month. The lesson here is if you're a junkie shithead and get caught hire a decent attorney and they will turn it into a slap on the wrist. Don't be a retard and waste the court's time with nonsense like Nick Rekieta.
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If no one was hurt, a DUI is a misdemeanor.
 
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Xev said:
Insectoid troon? Possibly. Regardless, how did he find anyone willing to marry him? Is there even any gold left to dig?
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Middle aged alt girl wannabe models who hope that a Z-lister like Bam raises their profile up just slightly. Some girls will glom onto any “celebrity” no matter how washed up the guy is. It’s certainly not a marriage of love because they couldn’t even bother to do more than a peck at their own wedding. I can understand why: Dannii supposedly smells like shit likely due to laxatives and Bam looks unhygienic enough to likely smell dirty and greasy.

Even if there’s no gold to dig doesn’t mean they won’t try. Bamuel’s ex-wife is currently attempting to get over $15k a month in just alimony (not child support) even though Bam makes nowhere close to that amount. Just a bunch of retards doing retard things.
 
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Xev said:
Insectoid troon? Possibly. Regardless, how did he find anyone willing to marry him? Is there even any gold left to dig?
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They met at a party at an LA selfie mansion (whatever the fuck that is) where prospective gold diggers can meet washed up losers.

They like to embellish the shit out of this story and make it like a 90s romcom:
 
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