Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

It just sucks for Pheonix that he has a retarded name to go along with his Greta Thunberg syndrome, and it's all because he had the misfortune of his parents being who they are.
I think we all hope for the best for his son. But if he's reading here, I got your million dollar idea, the second you're able to function on your own. A tell all book. Give Grandma April the bank account you have and live a comfy life away from this shit.

I do truly worry he's going to be a prop for Bam as long as he can.
 
Phoenix isn't that bad of a name.
Typically, I’d agree with you… but this idiot calls his son “Phoenix the Wolf” for some fucking reason. Sometimes with two F’s.

Thread tax. Here’s a picture of Bam that he posted on the captiancremebrulee Instagram account a few minutes ago. Looks like he finally showered after like 10 years. Good for him.

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Typically, I’d agree with you… but this idiot calls his son “Phoenix the Wolf” for some fucking reason. Sometimes with two F’s.

Thread tax. Here’s a picture of Bam that he posted on the captiancremebrulee Instagram account a few minutes ago. Looks like he finally showered after like 10 years. Good for him.

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Fred Durst lookin rough.
 
You're pretty gay if you feel comfortable making fun of a child's name like they had a choice.
Yeah that name just fell out of the sky onto him like a piano. It's nobody's fault. Just cruel misfortune. Nobody has any say in this child's name. There's nothing anyone could have done. It was bestowed upon him by the unknowable twists of fate, unthinking, uncaring. It certainly wasn't consciously assigned to him by a drug addled retard whose terrible decisions this thread exists to mock.
 
Be a fag on here lol, no one's bothered. Just shows you're not far from a cow if that where you gotta go. Making fun of kids is for pussies.
Nobody is bothered. I will explain this in posts where I clearly express that I'm bothered. It doesn't matter. Phoenix will never see any of this and couldn't read it even if he did.
 
Be a fag on here lol, no one's bothered. Just shows you're not far from a cow if that where you gotta go. Making fun of kids is for pussies.
If you can't differentiate making fun of a child from making fun of a parent because of what they named their child you may actually be genuinely medically legally mentally retarded and you should see a doctor about it.
 
If you can't differentiate making fun of a child from making fun of a parent because of what they named their child you may actually be genuinely medically legally mentally retarded and you should see a doctor about it.
I'm pretty sure all I said was if you make fun of a kid you're a pussy. If you got offended by that and felt I was referring to you that's your business. Making fun of kids is for fags, only said fag would be upset about that.
 
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