Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[CarlosDanger]

Bam needs a new show called "How Is This Retard Alive?" It does feature dangerous acts like jackass, but it's just Bam during retarded shit to almost get himself killed like overdosing on heroine or passing out and falling out of a moving car traveling down the highway. And of course every time he'll survive it and just look at the camera that same creepy psychotic smile that tells you there's no soul left.

I would greenlight this show so fast.

 

[⠠⠠⠅⠑⠋⠋⠁⠇⠎ ⠠⠠⠊⠎ ⠠⠠⠁ ⠠⠠⠋⠁⠛]

Damn this is just sad now, I had a British friend that used to do Jackass type stunts that met up with him in around 2017 to do a few stunts and he showed me some of the videos of him with Bam and Zach that would eventually end up in Jackass 4. He seemed pretty bad back then but definitley salvagable, just a little overweight and haggard, he's just a junkie now. Wish someone could have done something back then, I know they tried their best, but he's been on a narcissistic spiral since 2011.
At least he's leaving his house and not drinking all day, I guess...

Anything after CKY2 was a narcissistic spiral.

 

[TeaBaggins]

Considering his father and his now deceased uncle were obese, I can't say I'm surprised Bam looks the way he does now, aside from his addiction issues.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Saw "former Jackass star Bam Margera" and instantly assumed the sentence would end with "is dead."

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Anything after CKY2 was a narcissistic spiral.

Frenetic Amnesic randomly came on my Playlist on YouTube about a week ago. Felt like 2003 again for a minute.

 

[Shining Wit]

He looks more and more like his dad each day.

Hopefully someone beats him when he's taking a dump too

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Better hope that nobody brings their children around Bam on fishtank cause he will try and fuck anything that moves.

 

[Max Free]

Whenever I see a picture of bam nowadays I get the same sensation I have when I have to smell the metallic-tasting air around an old, derelict, downtrodden factory building full of graffiti, heroin-needles, piss and bums.

That may be because he just looks like a bum, really.

 

[Sweet Grotesque]

Bam looks like Don Vito's corpse.

 

[The Dude]

Dunn dying clinched it for Bam. There was no hope for him after losing his best friend. I think if Ryan hadn't died Bam could have turned things around and got his life back in order, but Dunn dying gave him an excuse to give up and wallow in his own self-pity. He was always terrified of becoming like his dad Phil: fat. But now he's turning into Phil's Mini-Me. That's how you know he's just utterly given up and will just circle the toilet bowl until life decides to finally flush him.

 

[Priest Bulla]

When he starts getting drugs delivered should be interesting

 

[TeaBaggins]

Honestly, out of the two of those addicted Jackass crew members, I never would have thought that Steve-O would be the one who survived and quit his addictions.

 

[Slur Generator]

I assumed the next time I heard about Bum would be when he died.

 

[Halo Cipher]

Is this a cameo or is he there for the season?

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Reminder Tony Hawk threatened to walk if Activision wouldn't put Bam in the THPS 3+4 remaster, sure he's real happy he put his neck out for his friend now.

Sucks because I liked THUG and THUG 2.

 

[Medic]

Bam is now on Sam Hyde's Fishtank
View attachment 7547636
Official Site
Restreamer (official site is paywalled between 3AM and 3PM EST)
Sneedchat

It would be better if every time he skated around the Fishtank house 96 Quite Bitter Beings or Amoeba started playing in the background. It feel like if I was dragged back in the early 2000s in the ps2 era.

 

[Russell Coight]

"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is a heroin addict squeezing me for royalties"

 

[Rick The Stick]

This won't turn into a clusterfuck at all.

 

[Priest Bulla]

Honestly, out of the two of those addicted Jackass crew members, I never would have thought that Steve-O would be the one who survived and quit his addictions.

He did have a really rich family. He’s worth more off inheritance than his career,

 

[ShootyPee]

I was happy to see Bam and the contestants have a good time.
Not miserable enough to bring up his past drug habits for no reason like I'm RTU talking about Andy Warski.
I hope to see a PGL with Bam but that is asking for extra. His appearance on Fishtank is enough and much appreciated.